Free Ride

June 8, 2007 / Posted by:
Ben Carpenter's electric wheelchair accidentially got hooked onto the front grill of a semi-truck at a stop light in Michigan and Ben had no idea he was in for the ride of his life. The driver of the truck had no idea what was going down and when the light turned green, he hit the gas. Nearby motorists immediately contacted police as they watched Ben Carpenter fly along the highway in Michigan.
When police finally stopped the driver, he didn't believe what they were telling him. Ben remained calm even though his drink went flying. He told a reporter, "I was probably thinking that this is going to keep going and not stop anywhere."
Ben is a hot bitch for staying calm and not acting the fool. I probably would've tried to pull some "Die Hard" moves and climb that shit. Ben has muscular dystrophy and had a medical aidw ith him. She had no idea what was going on, because she was far behind him. I guess that bitch is looking for a new job this morning.

She Left That?!

June 8, 2007 / Posted by:
Billy Elliot aka Jamie Bell was left heartbroken when his girl, Evan Rachel Wood, left him for daddy. The 19-year-old Evan shortly started dating Marilyn Manson right after she ended things with 21-year-old Jamie.
He told GQ Magazine, "It was difficult because I was very much in love with her. It was a mutual decision to split – we were both very upset because we had such a great time. But we're in two very different places. She's only just getting the idea of independence, which I've had since I was 14."

"I'm still utterly in love with her and think she's an amazing talent."

She left young dick for pasty-white old dick? I'm guessing homegirl will be back for some Billy Elliot loving! 





Blohan Doesn’t Like Hookers

June 8, 2007 / Posted by:
Calum Best flew to America to "support" Blohan while she's in rehab. While he was in Los Angeles pictures of Calum doing coke off of a hooker's body hit the papers and that apparently was enough for Lindsay. A source said that she's "dumped" him.
A source said, "People close to her had been trying to tell her that dating Calum would bring down her image but she just wouldn't listen.

"That is until she saw the pictures of him with the hookers for her own eyes. "

She was probably pissed off at him for wasting her good coke on those skanks! She's probably one of those types that break-up by text. Oh well, she's going to meet another loser in rehab right now!

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Breath Of Fresh Pork Rinds

June 8, 2007 / Posted by:
With all this Paris Hilton shit I'm actually happy to see Mimi! Where the hell has she been hiding? Obviously not a fat camp. Just joking, she looks hot in the body, but pained in the face. She attended the Fresh Air Fund last night. 

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