A True Artiste

October 18, 2007 / Posted by:
Brit Brit Spears is a prolific song lyricist, so it's no wonder that she used her failed relationship with KFed to fuel her creativity and abilities. People reports that BS co-wrote a song with Pharrell Williams called "Why Should I Be Sad."
The amazingly deep lyrics go a little something like this:
"It just seemed that Vegas/ Only brought the playa out of you."
A source said, "The song is definitely about Britney and Kevin's relationship when they were married. Britney entertains the idea that she stayed home taking care of the kids while Kevin was out partying. The track … will be very revealing for her fans."
She is a true artiste. If she really wanted to dig deep down into her inner being, she should've written a song about her obsessive relationship with Frappuccino. Now that's a relationship with some deep layers. The deep layers being caramel, fudge, cream, coffee and ice.
Here's BS at McDonald's yesterday where the paps bought her lunch. So generous. After her healthy meal of fried worm patties, she went to get her "natural glow" at Sunset Tan. Aww…..I miss the Olly Girls.

Claire Danes Is Crazy

October 18, 2007 / Posted by:
28-year-old Claire Danes started therapy when she was just 6 when her parents found out she was scared of her imaginary friends. This bitch is so annoying that even her imaginary friends hate her ass!
Claire said, "I was getting to be a bit of a neurotic mess, so my parents thought therapy might do me good. But ultimately I became more scared of my therapists than I was of these imaginary creatures."
Claire studied psychology at Yale and still attends weekly therapy sessions which she says have helped her be a better actress.
Claire needs to up her therapy sessions, because she recently said she will only act when the weather is "just right."
"Occasionally I get it right as an actress and feel proud of what I’ve done. But the conditions have to be just right. I have to be working with a director who is really capable and attentive. The weather has to be just so and the other actors have to be great. Then, for some reason, it works and I feel wonderful. But then something changes and I go back to square one again."
Claire is nuts. She seems like the type that would suffer a major breakdown if her shoes weren't lined up correctly or the labels in her kitchen cabinet weren't facing forward. She should try pulling that stick out of her ass and maybe….just maybe…all her problems would go away!   
Thanks Mike
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“It’s Gotten Out Of Hand”

October 18, 2007 / Posted by:
Iggygate continues! As much as I love Ellen bitch needs to shut her hole already. She will go on her show today (taped yesterday) and for the third time this week speak out about being dognapped. Ellen said this is the last time she'll speak out about it unless Iggy is returned back to her hairdresser's daughter.
This doesn't seem likely since the dog agency said Iggy has already been placed in a new home. Ellen asks her viewers to stop the death threats to the dog agency. I guess those bitches have been getting death threat after death threat and have even filed a police report, because of this. Ellen started all this shit! She shouldn't have made it public unless the dog agency made it public first.
The dog agency is lame and crazy, but Portia de Rossi did sign a contract. It's also a little strange to me that Ellen invited TMZ cameras into the home of the little girl right after the dog was taken. She knew she was going to use her fame to get that dog back and destroy the dog agency.
Can't say I blame her, but now she just needs to shut it already. Iggy's even over this shit! He just wants to lick his butthole in peace!

Get Off My Back!!!!

October 18, 2007 / Posted by:
Heather Mills has reportedly told Paul McCartney to pay her $100 Million by Friday or it's going to get ugly! The couple had hoped to resolve their divorce settlement last week, but they couldn't come to an agreement reports The Daily Mail.
Heather is giving Paul a second chance to end their battle for good. If he doesn't accept her offer, she has apparently threatened to tear him a new one in court this February.
A source said, "She is saying that if this goes to court, she will get awarded more money, that it will be worst for Beatrice to have her parents publicly warring. His legal team has been reminded that Heather could argue that she put him back on track emotionally and with his career after Linda, his first wife, died. And perhaps then if she goes to court she should then fight for some of his future earnings. Heather has also been talking again about her personal security and that of Beatrice."
Heather is also considering coming to America to do the talk show circuit including Oprah.
Somebody tell Heather that Nancy Grace is a true fan and would love to have her on the show. Nancy's hormones would explode in her body and she'd eat Heather whole. That would be that.
If I was Paul I'd just give her the cash and then do the talk show circuit myself. Basically everyone already hates Heather with a passion, so if Paul starts sobbing publicly he'll put the nail in her social coffin.

Lindsay Lohan Used Her Vagina To Steal My Man!!!

October 18, 2007 / Posted by:
This is the chick that claims Lindsay Lohan stole her fiancee from right under her. Breanna Tierney spoke to The National Enquirer and bitch lays it on thick. Breanna first met HOHAN at a patients meeting.
She said, "She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying to be my friend. It didn't seem sincere at all.

"A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted to 'take a break.' I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay." 

Breanna and Riley were together for three years and planning to spend their life together until HOHAN's vagina came along.
"But when he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in one of the stairwells at Cirque — that was it, we were done. Lindsay has no morals and needs some serious help — besides drug rehab — for all her other problems." 
I always say if you're not gonna eff your boyfriend in the stairwell at a rehab facility, somebody else will!
Breanna ends this tell-all by basically confirming Riley never wanted her ass. He gave her a CZ engagement ring! "I wanted to scream when the jeweler told me the stones were cheap cubic zirconias." 
That's too bad, because bitch could've pawned off that ring and got herself a nose job. Maybe then Riley would love her. Don't worry Breanna, Riley will come sniffing back to you after HOHAN's thunder thighs kick him to the curb. Unfortunately, he'll be coming back to you with a little disease grown between his legs….but at least you'll have him!
Thanks Stoney

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