When Crazy People Say Weird Things

June 28, 2007 / Posted by:

Written on a postcard two years ago to a New York record executive in reference to Los Angeles District Attorney Steve Cooley,

"On the other side is the L.A. District Attorney braggin' about himself. Apparently, nobody's told him that he's nothing more than a load of sperm that would have been better off swallowed by his Mother!"

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Coco And Ice-T Plan Reality Show

June 28, 2007 / Posted by:

Rapper Ice-T and his hot wife Coco are planning to do a reality show and book perfectly titled Beauty in The Beast. Can she read and write? Anyway, It's about how the couple maintains their relationship. I'm guessing a "don't ask don't tell" type of thing.

Ice-T told AllHiphop.com that "Some women just have a knack for wanting the most rowdiest men. There's a way to get us. If you got a pitbull, as long as you feed it and take care of it, that pitbull is gonna lick your hand. So when someone says 'yo coco, Ice sis a pitbull, she can say, 'yeah, but he's my pitbull.'"  Ummm, he's comparing himself to a dog??? WEIRD.

Coco goes on to tell them that "Being with Ice-T is a 24-hour job. From when you wake up until you go to bed, you're dealing with Ice-T." She also says that "I needed that challenge. I just wanted a real guy, not one of those nerdy, dorky men. I just wanted a real guy with some swagger. It's been seven years now."

Well they are definitely not classy but they've been together a long time so they are doing something right. Like an open relationship and never seeig eachother! I can't wait to see her on TV. I hope she can act. I don't care as long as I can see her. She's so delicious in all the right places. She better show us her famous camel toe.

Coco says they will shoot a pilot for it next month.

Thanks Kevin

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Update On Benoit Story

June 28, 2007 / Posted by:

Chris Benoit's seven year old son Daniel suffered from a contition known as Fragile X Syndrome, which is a form of mental retardation and autisic type behavior.

Also reported by People, Chris's doctor said he didn't appear troubled or upset when he met with him prior to last weekend. He said, "He was in my office on Friday to stop by just to see my staff. He certainly didn't show any signs of any distress or rage or anything. I'm still very surprised and shocked, especially with his child Daniel involved."

In the past, his doctor prescribed him testosterone, because his levels were low. Probably caused from steriod use. He would not say if he prescribed him any medication before last weekend.

Police are still searching for a motive. The investigation still continues. 

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MK And Ashley Let A Boy Come Between Them

June 28, 2007 / Posted by:

According to Celebrity Babylon, Mary-Kate and Ashley are on the outs because of Mary-Kate's new dirty and greasy millionaire boyfriend, Max Snow.  Ashley doesn't like him and thinks he's a bad influence and MK is a wuss around him and lets him make all the decisions. Sources also say that Ashley said Max has a bad temper and yells MK but says, 'He does that a lot –it blows over.'

Their career paths are different also, as MK is a regular on Weeds and Ashley is focusing on her clothing line. Could this be the seperation of our favorite two trolls? They will let some douche come between them? It can't be true. Then again it might be easier to start telling their asses apart!

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Morning Wood

June 28, 2007 / Posted by:

 

Lindsay Lohan to play Paris Hilton in a movie? – SOW 

Did Britney Spears ever have talent? – Mollygood

Nicole Richie doesn't want to be a role model – INO

Blake Lewis is not gay..glad we could clear that up – Towleroad 

Blohan's dad proves he's father of the year AGAIN - ICYDK

Anderson Cooper really doesn't like Paris – Celebitchy

 

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I’m Pretty Sure That Machine Is Broken

June 28, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Posh Beckham has reportedly purchased a $500,000 machine that scans what you're wearing and allows you to view all 360-degrees of yourself. Um….it's called A MIRROR!
 
The gadget has been put into a closet in her Los Angeles home. The machine also archives all of your outfits so that you can find them immediately and also not wear the same one too many times.
 
Is this the effin Jetsons? This proves she's an alien. That computer is also fucking with her ass. Look how that ho dresses! He has a good laugh when he sends her out.
 
 
 
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Because She Needs More Money

June 28, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Oprah has announced that she will open a 4,000 square-foot store near Harpo Studios in Chicago. Construction has already begun and will sell exclusively Oprah merchandise.
 
Productswill range from Oprah DVDs to an African telephone wire basket to  key rings.
 
No word yet on when the store will open.
 
Great, the rich get richer. Who the fuck wants an Oprah telephone wire basket? What is a telephone wire basket anyway?
 
Can I buy my very own Gayle King there? I want a best friend that sucks up to me all day  and then sucks on me all night.
 
 
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