Love is Livid

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Courtney Love is pissed over a Doc Marten ad currently on display in the UK. The campaign features dead rockers including Kurt Cobain wearing DMs and dressed like angels.
Her spokeswhore said, "Courtney had no idea this was taking place and would never have approved it. She thinks it's outrageous that a company is allowed to commercially gain from such a despicable use of her husband's picture."
"It does appear that in the U.K. what Dr. Martens has done is allowed. Courtney did not, and would not, approve of such a use of Kurt's name and likeness."
I think it's outrageous that you claim to have written songs that you never wrote, Courtney. Life sucks! This bitch is pissed because Doc Marten didn't pay up with either a check or an 8 ball. 
Court Image: Splash
Story Source: AHN

Afternoon Crumbs

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Nicole Richie emerges after rehab rumors in the highest heels in the world – Popsugar 
Kelly Preston in a bikini isn't half bad, but Travolta still has bigger tits – Egotastic! 
Heidi and Spencer in yet another swimsuit photo-op – Hollywood Tuna 
Moron alert! Some idiot thinks Jordin Sparks is too fat to have won Idol - IDLYITW 
Samaire Armstrong: demure or pregnant? – Drunken Stepfather 
Natalie Portman and Andy Samberg "canoodling?" - ASL
Colin Farrell's big beard – Just Jared 
Howard "Not K" Stern has been close to suicide – Cityrag 
Janice Dickinson is pathetic – Hollywood Rag 
The best and worst beach bodiesPopbytes 

Veiny Tits

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
A Dlisted reader came face to tits with CoCo at the premiere of "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee" last night. He said homegirl has veiny tits from HELL! The veins are probably from her implants aching to break out. They need to breathe. Speaking of breathing, she's like 10lbs of sugar in a 5lb sack! 

The Dudes of Ocean’s 13

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Brad Pitt has mighty nice shades I'll say that. He needs them to hide those crow's feet. Bradley joined his Ocean's 13 crew at a photocall in Cannes this morning. Damn, they all look old. Clooney, old. Damon, old. Garcia, old. Don Cheadle, same. Scott Caan, douchey.
What is with Scott Caan's hair? That shit is like slicked back with motor oil. The group along with Angelina Jolie are expected at tonight's red-carpet premiere of the flick.

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