Here We Go Again! Travolta Blames Pills For Virginia Tech!

June 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Somebody hand me a straitjacket, a muzzle and a 12-inch dildo. John Travolta needs operating on. This bitch has no idea what he's talking about. He has blamed the horrific shootings of Columbine and Virginia Tech on drugs. 
He said,  "I still think that if you analyze most of the school shootings, it is not gun control. It is [psychotropic] drugs at the bottom of it."
NO! It's crazy people with guns! If John Travolta got fucked in the ass more often he'd be a much better person. Tom Cruise and John should just get it over with and marry one another. They'll be too busy ass munching each other to give interviews where they spit out crazy talk.
John went on to talk about Tom Cruise's infamous rant at Matt Lauer about drugs.
"I don't disagree with anything Tom says. How would I have presented it? Maybe differently than how he did, but it doesn't matter."
Source: Page Six
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Please Don’t Show Us Your Used EPT!

June 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Star Magazine continues to stand by their story that Shar Jackson is knocked up with KFed's baby. They claim that while Britney Spears was at Promises the second time, Shar and KFed had a night of passion where they didn't use a rubber and KFed's monster sperm knocked her up.
Shar has denied this, but Star won't back down. So what's a girl to do? SUE! Shar has threatened to sue the rag if they don't take back their story.
Shar says that her two kids (with KFed) are being affected by this. "When my kids hear things at school and then ask me if they are getting a new brother or sister, I have to put my foot down." 
She wants Star to reveal their source. She said, "I stand by my truth by offering you an EPT test if you stand by yours and reveal your 'source' to me."
NASTY! Anything that KFed's peen has touched must be toxic! Another thing! I'm sure Shar's kids are being affected by other things besides this. I mean their daddy is KFED! 
Source: TMZ

Donut HO

June 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Naomi Campbell is trying to clean-up her bitch image by appealing to the masses and making funf of herself. She just shot a commercial for Dunkin' Donuts making fun of her anger-management issues. In the commercial Naomi is gardening in a gown when something goes wrong. She flips out and runs into a Martha-Stewart-type who is calmly sipping her Dunkin' Donuts frozen drink.
Naomi is following in the trashsteps of KFed who starred in a commercial earlier this year making fun of himself.
Umm….please! She did it for one reason and one reason only, CASH!!!! A bitch can't change its spots! Trust me I've tried. However, I will say those DD frozen drinks are mighty tasty. I'm sure they are made only out of sugar and acid, but they are still mighty delicious.
Source: Page Six

Beautifully Bored

June 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Kathy and Rick Hilton called into  Greta Van Susteren's FoxNews show yesterday for a little press. They said that Paris is really bored in prison and stares at walls all day.
Kathy said she asked Paris what she does all day and she answered, "I look at the ceiling. I look at the walls." When Paris tried to put up pictures of her family "the guard came in and ripped them off."
I'm guessing pictures of her family meant pictures of all the dicks she's sucked. The guards don't want that kind of filth in prison! It's like porn wallpaper.
A friend of Paris' said that she's looking gorgeous in prison. HAH! "It felt surreal, like a movie. No make-up; she is naturally beautiful. I was stunned. She was as beautiful as she is with make-up." 
Naturally wonky is more like it! I wonder how much this "friend" was paid to say this. I'm sure she was stunned alright! Stunned by the natural wonder of that wonk! 

Posh Wants Her Look Back!

June 19, 2007 / Posted by:
TomKat with Suri are currently in France where Tom will play crazy-ass priest to a Scientology wedding. In Spain a couple of days ago (below left) Katie had everyone talking about if she was knocked up due to a small bump. That's probably where Tom keeps her controls.
A few days later in France the bump was gone. That's because Tom moved her controls to the back.
Sources close to TomKat told The Sun that the couple was indeed expecting another alien baby.
Yeah right! I'm betting that source is 5'6 and a total fruitcake! If she's knocked up that means she has the worst contract EVER! 2 babies? She better be getting major bank for all this mess.
Source: Daily Mail 

Babies! Babies! Babies!

June 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Not only did Julia Roberts give birth to a boy named Henry yesterday, but two others popped one out. Keri Russell aka Felicity and her husband, Shane Deary, had a son in NYC on June 9th. They named him River Russell Deary.
Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren, popped out a girl yesterday named Sam Alexis. This is their first kid together.
Expect Nicole Richie to give birth next. I bet you she's like 9-months knocked up! Hey, that's as big as she's going to get! 
Source: People

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