But Did She Win?

October 11, 2007 / Posted by:

Stacy Hedger has got to be the hottest contestant in pageant history. Stacy played the theme from “Star Wars” on a trumpet for the talent portion of some beauty pageant somewhere in America, sometime in the 80s. Stacy is a true musical legend, but I’m pretty sure she didn’t hit one note correctly.

Fuck, I can blow the theme from “Star Wars” on a dick better than Stacy can play it on a trumpet!

The little dance at the end is probably the best part. I’m sure THAT right there was the inspiration for the movie Happy Feet.

I really hope Stacy won. She deserved it.

Thanks to Karen and the millions of you who sent me this


Phoebe Price Flashes That Ass!

October 11, 2007 / Posted by:
My nightmares dreams have come true! Phoebe Price flashed that ass and it nearly caused me to have a seizure. Her ass is blinding. Damn PP! Sunset Tan that rump or something. Unfortunately, we didn't get the front. I honestly don't think my heart could take that though. I'm not ready to see PP's PP.
The ass isn't bad, eh?
Here's PP taking a break from filming in Los Angeles last week. Filming what I'm not sure? You know it's going to Oscar Meyer worthy!
Thanks D

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