No Talk Of Nuts

July 19, 2007 / Posted by:

Cisco Adler and his lame band Whitestarr are the subject of a new VH1 reality show called “Rock Life” which premieres August 6th. In the trailer for the show Cisco brags that his band hasn’t really made it, but his love life is excellent. Cisco has been linked to Paris Hilton, Kimbo Stewart and Mischa Barton.

He says in the trailer, “I have some sort of gift with women . . . I tend to find myself dating famous women sometimes. I just write dope songs and fuck hot bitches.”

The charming Cisco goes on to say, “I’m privileged because my father has money . . . I have that stigma attached. But if I could buy a platinum record, I would have bought it a long time ago.”

Fuck hot bitches? I doubt he gets with them. They probably just want to see the infamous saggy nuts in person. His nuts are like the Grand Canyon. You don’t believe it until you see it up close.

Source: Page Six


She Needs Thermage

July 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Granny legs! Posh has said in the past that she doesn't work-out and here's proof! Saggy legs! All she needs is a little thermage and everything will be good again. Well, that's until the skin falls again a few weeks later.
In other Posh news, she apparently isn't a fan of Paris Hilton. Paris is quoted as telling friends “I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates.”
Upon hearing this little bit of news, Posh is quoted as telling her friends “Over my dead body! We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”
Dead body? You're already there sweetheart. That's Mayja!  

Morning Wood

July 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Tom Cruise as a one-eyed Nazi – Towleroad
Paris Hilton VS Mary-Kate Olsen Mollygood
The Goddess known as Julianne Moore effs up her hair – ICYDK
Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan to make awful music – Celebitchy
Ass and Pete move in together – INO
Like who would want to look Babs in the eye? – Gabsmash
Posh blogs – SOW

The Scorpion Whisperer

July 19, 2007 / Posted by:
While filming Baz Luhrmann's "Australia" Hugh Jackman was almost murdered by a scorpion! Thankfully, Nicky Kidman was there. During a night shoot, the two were laying in a sleeping bag when Nicky spotted a deadly scorpion coming for Hugh!
The National Enquirer reports that she immediately took charge and saved Hugh's life!  A source said, "Nicole gasped when Hugh opened the cover invitingly to reveal a poisonous scorpion creeping up his leg. She calmly told him not to move and squatted down, scooped the arachnid into her hat and walked over to the woods and released it."
The crew burst into applause, but asked Nicky why she didn't kill it. She responded, "I would never kill an animal. Every creature here has its purpose. This one just didn't belong in Hugh's bag!"
Yeah right. She probably handed it off to her assistant, so she could inject her forehead with the scorpion's poison later. Botox probably isn't working for her anymore, so she needs the heavy stuff.

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