Morning Wood

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:

The diss heard around the world – BWE

Xtina leaves a Mickey D’s wearing fur – Mollygood

Orlando Bloom will get nekkid onstage – INO

Nicole Richie is the worst actress EVER – SOW

Anne Heche accuses her ex of loving the porn – ICYDK

Justin Timberlake is making beautiful music with Reba McEntireGabsmash

Barton VS SilvstedtDerek Hail

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More Like a “Boob-ist”

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Paris Hilton was spotted buying a Buddhist tome at Hollywood's Bodhi Tree book store. This was just days after she was made sure she was photographed holding the Holy Bible. Sources close to her say that she's following her lawyers orders and cleaning up her act.
 
A source said, "Paris' attorneys have insisted she live like a nun. She has been strictly advised to stop acting like a Hollywood brat and appear more humble as they battle to keep her out of jail. They have ordered her to show a judge she has some humility and social responsibility if she is going to have her sentence reduced on appeal. That means no booze, no parading round in skimpy outfits, no partying. She's got to stick with her family and take on a healthier regime." 
 
Paris was seen yesterday shopping for stationary at Staples. Letter writing in the clink!
 
Jesus and Buddha can't save Paris! She should call up Tom Cruise and beg to be let into Scientology. She belongs with those head cases.  
 
 
 
 
 
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Sweet Child o’ Mine

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Britney Spears is back in Los Angeles after she briefly terrorized Florida. She was spotted going to her second home, the dance studio, in Studio City, CA. She brought along SPF and used a scarf to hide her nasty-ass weave. There's probably maggots living under there and I'm not joking.
 
Dare I say Britney looks a little cute here. Just a little!
 
Source: Flynet
 
 
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McConagay Gets Kissy

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
 
What the hell is "Surfer Dude" about?! A douche running around like a maniac? Anyway, Matthew McConagay is shooting the film in Malibu right now and got caught "canoodling" with his co-star during a scene. I'm not sure who the chick is, but she probably got a mouthful of grease.
 
It paaaainnns me that I don't think McConagay is hot anymore. I want to believe he is. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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