Beat Love

May 11, 2007 / Posted by:
I really hope Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson look so haggard from marathon sex sessions, because they look all sorts of used up. Is there not air conditioning at the joint they are in? They both look sweaty and gross. That being said, they make an interesting couple. 
Here's Team Blondie at the premiere of "The Wendell Baker Story" in Beverly Hills last night. 

Looking Gorgeous

May 11, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney…Britney…Britney…This ho either gets dressed in the dark, has mental issues, is color blind or lets Paris Hilton's vagina dress her. From the trucker hate to the towel necklace to the knee socks….this is neon vomit.

Someone Out There Loves Paris

May 11, 2007 / Posted by:
Spencer Pratt (he's from "The Hills") has started his own online petition asking to free Paris Hilton. He said that once he ges 100,000 signatures he's going to hand it over to the L.A. Mayor who will hopefully dump it into the garbage can.
Spencer said, "I've always thought that the punishment should fit the crime. Paris has changed her image dramatically over the last couple years. Now she is such a good role model and a smart business woman. So it's a shame that a miscommunication between her and her people is landing her in jail. She should get probation with community service, but no way should she be put in jail with real criminals."
Um…..yeah…deep shit. Spencer is obviously just using this time to get a little PR for himself, because really…who is he? You can visit his MySpace page if you care, but anybody who thinks Paris is a good role model must be mentally retarded.
Source: US Weekly

Birthday Sluts

May 11, 2007 / Posted by:

Jonathan Jackson (25)
Holly Valance (24)
Nicky Katt (37)
Natasha Richardson (44)
Peter North (50)
David Gest (54)
Shohreh Aghdashloo (55)


Favor Time!

May 11, 2007 / Posted by:
Dear Hobags,
I have a favor to ask. I know…me and my stupid favors. If you've got a little time to spare in your day (or whenever) to fill out this little survey I'd be most grateful. It's demographic stuff and blah blah blah. I told them just to write "Dlisted readers are all hot pieces of trash" but they wouldn't buy that. Only if you've got the time to spare if not you're still hot. Just click here to take this little survey.
Again thanks to those who took the time and GO EFF AND SUCK OFF to those who didn't. Just kidding, we are still lovers to the end.
xoxoxoMichael K
PS – This gorgeous picture of myself yesterday morning getting ready for a long day at Dlisted is provided by Cute Overload.

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