Afternoon Crumbs

April 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Tara Reid and Courtney Love need to get together for a little ONE-PIECE shopping – TMZ 
Amber Benson looks like hell – The Bastardly
Snoop Dogg's lovely message to Bill O'ReillyHollywood Rag
A Beyonce upskirt! – Cityrag
Lindsay Lohan and Kimbo Stewart dress the same, like trash – Drunken Stepfather
The Girls Next Door are a hole in one – Hollywood Tuna
Carrie Underwear hates dying children – IDLYITW
Mandy Moore's broken leg – Just Jared
Haylie Duff is UGG – Mollygood
Michelle Rodriguez needs a wax – Egotastic! 
Owen Wilson is looking fat – Popsugar
Rosie fires back at O'Reilly in her own retarded way – ASL

Brangelina Want to “Balance the Faces” of Their Family

April 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Pax Thien is barely out of his box and Angelina Jolie is already looking to adopt a 4th kid. Reportedly, Angie and Brad Pitt want to balance the faces of their family.
A source said, "Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn't feel alienated as the only black face in their family. She feels the children need a balance of faces in their life."
Black face? Who the hell close to Angelina talks like that?
Anyway, Angie has already settled on a girl from Oure Cassoni in Chad. Her lawyers are already at work. Angie is hoping to have her new girl by Summer.
They just need to add cheap boats to their house and an annoying theme song and they will have their own "Small World" ride. 
I always call these stories bullshit, but then it proves to be true. This ho needs to slow down and spend time with the kids she has right now.  



Pink Lipstick With Red Nail Polish Bothers Me

April 2, 2007 / Posted by:

Beyonce performed on “The Today Show” this morning to promote that DVD anthology or something. First of all, that hot pink lipstick needs to stay in 1987. Second of all, the red polish and pink lipstick is a beauty don’t!

On the positive, whoever nails those wigs to her head does a mighty fine job. Those suckers don’t pop off. It would be hot if they did though.


Guess That Ass?

April 2, 2007 / Posted by:

Here’s an easy one for a Monday.

P.S. – This ho is getting too old for this kind of behavior.

UPDATE – It was Carmen Electra! Too Easy.


DanniHope’s True Father to Be Revealed This Week?

April 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Howard K. Stern's appeal for DNA testing was rejected by a 3-judge panel in the Bahamas today.  He was also penalized and ordered to pay $5,000 in attorney fees to the General counsel and to Larry Birkhead's Bahamian lawyer.  The penalty was most likely due to Howard wasting the court's time.
With that out of the way, DNA results could be revealed sometime this week. Howard's basically out of luck. If Howard is the daddy, they seriously need to do a crack baby check on DanniHope. 
I'm sure she's Larry's!
Source: TMZ

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