It looks like Brad Pitt got Angelina Jolie's birthdate tattooed on his stomach in Khmer numerals. It reads 4/6/1975. Her Birthday is 6/4/1975. It's better than getting "OWNED BY AJ" inked on his nuts. Actually he probably already has that.
This is Brad at this past weekend's Deavuille Film Festival in France.
Jude Law was arrested in London after he allegedly beat down a pap. The dude suffered minor injuries when Jude, 34, tried to take his camera away. This all went down outside of Jude's home in West London.
After the pap filed a report, Jude traveled to the police station and turned himself in. He was held on suspicion of causing actual bodily harm, booked, fingerprinted and given a court date in October.
Jude apparently went off on the pap calling him a "pedophile" because the dude kept taking pictures of his kids. The pap claims he wasn't even taking pictures.
It's the life you signed up for! It would be hella annoying having someone constantly taking pictures of your tired looking ass, but that's the price you pay! Jude needs to calm down. I'm afraid the anger is taking a toll on his looks. He used to be such a hot piece and now he looks like a soggy piece of leather.
Model Sophie Dahl and British Jazz musician Jamie Cullum make quite an odd couple. She's 5'10" and he's 5'6" IF THAT. It's sort of cute. It's like the Snow Queen and her troll.
He probably has to use a step stool to hit it from the back. Even then it probably constantly slips out. UGH!!! Don't you hate it when that shit is always slipping out? Especially if you're dealing with a bitch that doesn't know how to handle it and pokes it back in! You know what I'm talking about. Fucking your ass bones and shit. At that point it's best just to turn around, give them a hand job, send them on their way and order some Pizza Hut.