What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?!

September 21, 2007 / Posted by:
Venus Fly Tramp!
Grown women should not be dressing like this. It's not cute and I don't care if it's for her art!
Here's Sarah Jessica Parker wearing one of Charo's old ones on the set of "Sex and the City" on Fifth Avenue in NYC today.

This Is What You Wear To Court

September 21, 2007 / Posted by:
Remy Ma showed up to court yesterday wearing this. She posed for photographers like it was the red carpet and shit. Remy was in court for allgedly shooting her friend in the stomach over some missing cash.
Tootie is all grown up and in a whole lotta trouble. Where's Mrs. Garrett when you need her?

Too Much Glamour In Indiana

September 21, 2007 / Posted by:

Alejandro Valencio of Evansville, Indiana said he was drunk when he climbed into his ex-girlfriend’s chimney at 3:30 am. Dumb bitch got stuck. Firefighters had to tear open her wall in order to release him.

His girlfriend, Connie Deweese, is one of the most glamorous women in America right now. You have to see her on the clip above. She’s wearing a FUBU shirt! She told police “to leave him in the chimney and let him die.”

Connie seriously needs her own TV show right now. Look at her! She is the epitome of entertainment. Towards the end of the clip Connie throws an empty beer bottle at Alejandro not once, but twice! Why doesn’t his stupid ass move?!

Connie is a true American icon.

This shit looks like 1988! I love Indiana!

Thanks Kurt

Afternoon Crumbs

September 21, 2007 / Posted by:
What a difference a clean face makes – Egotastic!  
Xtina tries to hide her baby bump, give it up homo – Hollywood Tuna 
Avril Lavigne thinks she's so funny – IDLYITW
Eva LongWHORIA drinks swamp water – Popsugar 
Crazy lesbian dancer (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather 
Vanessa Hudgens visits the physical therapist when she really needs to visit a mental therapist – Just Jared 
Zahara is a superstar – Cityrag 
Pink looks ugly when she eats – Hollywood Rag 
Jennifer Aniston finally lands a man….too bad it's not for real – ASL 
When George Clooney laughs it makes the news – Mollygood

Trump’s Ladies

September 21, 2007 / Posted by:
Why is Donald Trump in some of these pictures! There is so much exquisite beauty here and he ruins it! Ivanka and Melania Trump are two of my favorites. Ivanka is a diamond, hideous nose job and all. Seriously, her nose looks like an oversized clitoris now, but I won't hold that against her.
There are no words to explain how stunning Melania is. And if there were words she couldn't say them herself anyway! So why bother thinking up any!
Here's two beauties and a beast at the launch of Ivanka's fine jewelry collection last night in NYC.

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