Afternoon Crumbs

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Hey Angie! Sign my balls – Hollywood Rag 
More of Posh's mutant nips – Egotastic! 
A week full of buttsCityrag 
Nicole and Joel are so in love – Just Jared 
Britney decides to wear panties – Hollywood Tuna 
Jessica Sierra is bad and FAT – IDLYITW 
Paris Hilton enters the Bullrun 2007 – ASL 
Ryan Phillipe does it for the kids – Popsugar 
More photographic proof that Coachella has gone to the dogs – Mollygood 
Heidi Klum eats McDonald's – The Bastardly 
Flying lesbianDrunken Stepfather 

Guyliner? Doucheliner is More Like It

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:

Have you ever wondered how Pete Wentz gets that “totally cool hot radical” rock look? Well, this little video will guide you step-by-step on the perfect way to applyingguyliner as Petey calls it. My favorite trick is when Pete suggest you sleep in your guyliner to achieve that really dirty look.

I’m not a psychic, but I’m going to take a guess that Pete will soon be blind.

That being said, I’d let him guyline my asslips.

VIA Towleroad

Coachella Brings Out the Ugly

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Look at these pretty ladies! So fresh and so clean.
Courtney Love and Kimberly Stewart followed the rules of Coachella and brought on the ugly. It's not too hard for these two. They seriously look like they are about to take part in a line-up for crackhead, truck-stop hookers. Court looks used in more ways than ten.
Strange enough Tara Reid (below) looks rather normal.

We’ve Already Seen It

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Us Weekly is reporting that Kim Kardashian has settled with Vivid Entertainment for $5 million. Kim sued the company back in February for distributing a sex tape she made with Ray-J. Kim claims she didn't leak the tape, but come on…..
Vivid must also stop selling the tape by May.
A source close to Kim said, "Kim is relieved that she can now move on from this embarrassing chapter in her life."
More like Kim relieved herself on her latest boy toy. She's into that right?
Kim leaked the tape and we all know it. This whole thing was probably set up from the beginning. Kim would deny it, fake sue Vivid and they'd settle for an amount she was going to get paid anyway.

Orange You Glad to See Her?

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Some say CHESTICA Simpson has never looked better. I say she looks nasty. Big-tittied chipmunk! She's turning into color and it's the color of baby caca.
Here's Chestica in  Los Angeles on Saturday night. 

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