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As Lainey points out, Goopy Paltrow wore a Gucci dress that it made it look like a mighty lotus grew out of her down-low garden and bloomed on her tits. I think I read somewhere that’s a side effect of vagina steaming – Lainey  Gossip 

All of the traitor Brits who didn’t buy Duchess Kate’s Vogue issue should be sent to the gallows! – Celebitchy

You may think that Charli XCX dressed as a slutty devil for Halloween, but she’s actually wearing the ensemble that the Kartrashians wearing during their sacrificial ceremonies in honor of their lord Satan – Drunken Stepfather

Asa from Shahs of Sunset is pregnant with a Jackson baby – Reality Tea

January Jones’ nipples need to get their shit together and synchronize because one’s going one way and the other’s going another way – The Superficial 

Seriously, they really to rehearse – The Nip Slip 

Two pieces of good news: 1. The Spiegel catalog still exists. 2. They put a transgender model on the cover for the first time – Towleroad

Nicole Scherzinger’s raver Princess Leia hair is all wrong with that rejected Erika Jayne dress – Popoholic

This is why I don’t go into nature – SOW

That Jonas brother who isn’t Joe or Nick has another kid now – Popsugar

RIP Vine, at least you gave us that insufferable Nash Grier – Just Jared

Bella Hadid is going to be in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show – IDLYITW

In Fuck Me NOT So Gently With A Chainsaw news, the Glee-fied, squeaky clean Heathers reboot from TV Land is still happening and they’ve casts their Heathers – Jezebel

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When I wrote my first post about the break-up between Mariah Carey and James Packer, I definitely forgot what year it was, because not one part of my brain thought that shit would make a sharp right turn on MESS Blvd. But dumb me forgot that in 2016, a celebrity break-up can’t happen without accusations of a trick acting a violent crazy mess. There were rumors that the Australian Herman Munster broke things off with the Empress of Photoshop because she cheated on him, spent too much of his money and was rude to his family. Mimi’s side is telling a much different story.

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And now it’s time for me to tuck you into bed and read you a bedtime fairy tale that’s about as authentic as Blac Chyna’s lumpy couch cushion ass. I promise that afterward, I’ll check under your bed to make sure there’s no fame whores lurking in there.

TMZ says that the LAPD’s Threat Management Unit is investigating threats that Rob Kartrashian allegedly threw at a dude named Pilot Jones (somebody really has it bad for Frank Ocean) after pictures came out of Pilot sucking on Blac Chyna’s face. Rob reportedly texted Pilot with threats of an ass whoopin’. Rob supposedly never leaves his house, so I’m not sure how he’s planning to beat the shit out of Pilot. Maybe he thinks Pilot is dumb and will gladly come over for an ass beating. Or maybe Rob knows how to whoop a trick through FaceTime.

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Both Variety and Deadline are saying that NBC is having “discussions” about the possibility of bringing back Will & Grace for a potential revival. Will & Grace ran from 1998 to 2006 on NBC. Sources tell Variety says the revival would be produced by NBCs sister studio Universal Television, but that’s all the information they have right now. Deadline’s sources had a couple more details. They say there’s an idea floating around about making it a one-off 10-episode series. They also still need to secure Debra Messing, Eric McCormack, Megan Mullally, and Sean Hayes, and series creators Max Mutchnick and David Kohan. There is also a chance that this new Will & Grace could be a Netflix thing, but again, nothing has been confirmed.

Apparently that Will & Grace reunion that happened last month did a lot more than just get people to think about not voting for Donald Trump. Variety says that NBC started talking about the possibility of a revival after they saw how much Will & Grace fans were losing their minds on social media over that election-themed mini-episode.

Of all the random shows to bring back to life, I am completely behind this one. But if NBC is really doing it for the fans, then this revival should be called Jack & Karen (oh and also Will & Grace). Jack and Karen were clearly the stars of the show. I would be totally ok if 9 out of 10 of those episodes were about Jack and Karen’s modern-day adventures, like Jack discovering the dog filter in Snapchat and Karen Googling shit like “Can you vape vodka.”

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That looks like a still out of a Harry Potter spin-off movie about the incestuous lesbian love affair between Draco Malfoy’s long-lost hipster sister and Bellatrix Lestrange’s long-lost hipster sister. And yes, it’s directed by Sofia Coppola and Bon Iver scored the soundtrack.

About three weeks after it was rumored that Kristen Stewart’s twat had bid adieu to Alicia Cargile’s cooch and said bonjour to St. Vincent’s poon (Side note: In my mind, KStew’s chocha speaks broken French), the two went public with their love at the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund show in L.A. yesterday.

TenCents has been a thing for about a month, and that may not seem like a long time, but in both Hollywood relationship time and Kristen Stewart time, that’s approximately 8 years. So I’m guessing that in the time it takes me to move my mouse cursor to the “publish” button and click it, a BREAKING NEWS report will pop up saying that St. Vincent was spotted moving her shit out of KStew’s house as KStew’s new piece moves in. And yes, KStew’s new piece will be St. Vincent’s ex Cara Delawhatever. Hey, it’s not Kristen Stewart’s fault for having to get with her ex’s ex. There’s only so many famous and semi-famous hipster gayelles to choose from!

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