Another Rosie Blogs

August 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Roseanne Barr took to her blog yesterday to talk about everything from the size of Barbara Walters head to pigs. I'm sure she's talking about Babs, because she didn't get "View" job. Rumors are that producers didn't think she was a big enough star. Anyway, her's what Roseanne blogged:
Barbara Walters is well over one hundred years old now. She is all head, like joan rivers. I am only at the pee in your pants stage of old ladyism, but look forward to having a huge head in the future. I have seven pigs on my farm and want to eat them! They hide in the grass and hump each other when they think I am not looking…I am getting a shotgun tomorrow, not for the piggies, but just to have, though I wonder if my past mental illnesses will make getting a gun tougher? I will shoot anyone who comes on my land, since I just put up gates that say "no trespassing… trespassers shot on sight"… I cannot wait to shoot someone if need be…right between the eyes. I am a damn good shot too! I once blew a quarter in two at one hundred feet! I need glasses these days to make sure the head wound will be fatal. I hate to see anyone suffer!
Hmmm…Roseanne is hardly a Rosie O'Donnell and you can tell she's trying hard. Cannot wait to shoot people? I heard this little dog named King George may need a home. Send him to the Barr family compound STAT!
Thanks Kathy

Smart People Time!!

August 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Let me warn you. I have NO IDEA what Darfur is or what's going on. I tried to read this article, but it was like reading Chinese. I need a smart person to interpret this shit for my dumb ass. Basically, the only thing I learned is that Mia Farrow is a hardcore bitch.
She's agreed to give up her own freedom in place of some dude that's into Darfur or something. I told you I was dumb!
Mia Farrow has offered to give up her own freedom in exchange for that of a respected Darfur rebel figure who has been held under virtual arrest for more than a year. The US actress made the offer in a letter to Omar Hassan al-Bashir, the Sudanese president.

Suleiman Jamous, a humanitarian worker for the Sudan Liberation Army (SLA), has been confined to a UN hospital in Kordofan, the region neighbouring Darfur, for more than 13 months. He is in need of medical assistance which cannot be performed at that hospital.

Khartoum said if he left the hospital he would be arrested, but has said it is open to talks on his release.

"Before his seizure, Mr Jamous played a crucial role in bringing the SLA to the negotiating table and in seeking reconciliation between its divided rival factions," Farrow said in her letter.

"I am therefore offering to take Mr Jamous's place, to exchange my freedom for his in the knowledge of his importance to the civilians of Darfur and in the conviction that he will apply his energies toward creating the just and lasting peace that the Sudanese people deserve and hope for."

This bitch is crazy for her cause! You know Angelina Jolie is sitting in her multi-million dollar mansion thinking "FUCK! How am I going to top that bitch! I'll buy Darfur! That's what I'll do! Maddox, get my checkbook!"


Thanks Mary



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