Orange Nightmare

May 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Bitch don't you know you're orange!?! Looking like a pumpkin just shot a wad all over your face is not a hot look. I don't understand why these chicks including Xtina love to look like slutty carrots. I mean her fugly ass man has normal color, why can't she?!
Here's these two fugly fugs out in Los Angeles last night.
Source: ONTD

Not the King of the World

May 12, 2007 / Posted by:
It took them awhile! Neighbors of Leonardo DiCaprio are suing his ass for a basketball court he built back in 2004. The couple say that the court is effing up their backyard pool. Rich people are so picky!
E! reports:

Ronald and Joan Linclau are seeking at least $250,000 in damages for trespass, removal of lateral and subjacent support of land, and nuisance, according to court documents filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.

When DiCaprio installed the court several years ago, the complaint states, the construction extended onto the Linclau's property, destabilizing the slope behind their house and resulting in the removal of some of their plants.

The suit does not mention whether the pool itself was harmed or merely endangered.

DiCaprio, meanwhile, knew that the work was going to affect his neighbors' property, ignored their demands to stop and has refused to pay for any of the damage, according to the Linclaus.

Leo had no comment.  Whatever happened to good ole' figuring things out like adults. Everyone is suing each other's asses these days! Sue! Sue! Sue! These people should handle things the rational way by beating the shit out of him! That's the REAL American way!




A Change Will Do You Good

May 12, 2007 / Posted by:
45-year-old Sheryl Crow has confirmed on her website that she's adopted a 2-week-old boy she's calling Lance Sucks. Ok, no she's not calling him Lance. She named him Wyatt after her father. The child was made in the USA and her rep won't give anymore details.  
Buying American, eh? This may be the start of a new trend. That being said, congrats to horsey and her new pony!
Source: People

Birthday Sluts

May 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Jamie Luner (36)
Jason Biggs (29)
Mackenzie Astin (34)
Christian Campbell (35)
Samantha Mathis (37)
Kim Fields (38)
Tony Hawk (39)
Stephen Baldwin (41)
Deborah Kara Unger (41)
Emilio Estevez (45)
Ving Rhames (48)
Gabriel Byrne (57)
Steve Windwood (59)
Burt Bacharach (78)


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