Amy Wino And Her Main Man

July 30, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Two things:
 
Amy Wino carrying around a bottle of Jack Daniels is precious. JD is her first love and I'm glad they are finally taking their relationship public.
 
Secondly, will bitch please please do everyone a favor and get new slippers or at least throw those things in the washer for a couple of cycles.
 
Oh…three things…
 
Amy's dudes shoes are to die for. They are all shades of gay, but I'm into it. Imagine those things with coochie cutters and a fur. Lovely. 
 
 
 
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Oh Snap!

July 30, 2007 / Posted by:
 
White Oprah issued a statement last week saying how "disappointed" she was in Rob Schneider and Jay Leno for mocking her daughter last week.
 
Rob fired back with this hot statement to People Magazine:
 
"When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I'll have an ounce of respect for her! I don't care if her parents are both crummy – you cannot blame your parents anymore. She's not a kid. Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life."
 
"I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there's so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan. I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself. She's very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who'd trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is."
 
I agree with everything Rob said. White Oprah needs to shut it and Hollywood needs to replace Lohan with someone that will be grateful making hideous and god awful movies (i.e. I Know Who Killed Me, Georgia Rule, Just My Luck).
 
Thanks Lee
 
 
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Thankfully There Won’t Be Anymore Moments Like This

July 30, 2007 / Posted by:

E! has confirmed that “The Simple Life” has been cancelled. This latest piece of trash season will be its last. Thankfully, there won’t be more idiotic moments like the one I posted above.

On last night’s episode Paris and Nicole helped run an acting camp headed by the crazy Sally Kirkland. The girls decided to get “into character” by dressing as black girls. OFFENSIVE!

This is absolutely ironic coming from someone like Paris who has used the “n-word” several times. She also doesn’t look black at all. She looks like a piece of orange shit! She better not wear this get-up around Britney Spears or she’ll be mistaken as a Cheeto and get gobbled up.

Blind Items…I Guess…You Guess

July 30, 2007 / Posted by:
 
WHICH actress' weight gain is being blamed on her scoundrel ex-boyfriend who knocked her up? She only started shedding some of the weight when he forced her to terminate her pregnancy.
 
Jessica Simpson & John Mayer?! I don't know if I'd call her an "actress." 
 
WHICH other Hollywood beauty, who's been showing off her bikini bod lately, is fooling everyone with stories of diet and exercise? Friends say she's dropping the pounds the old-fashioned way – by snorting cocaine.
 
So many to choose from! Hilary Duff? Hayden Pantyairs? Jack Nicholson? 
 
Which troubled young star was overheard asking where to get crystal meth at a Los Angeles nightclub last weekend?
 
Blo! Blo! Blohan?! 
 
 
 
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Jimmy Jimmy

July 30, 2007 / Posted by:
 
NBC wants Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan O'Brien in 2009. Conan is leaving his spot to take over "The Tonight Show" from Jay Leno.
 
NBC's first choice was apparently Jon Stewart, but he's locked down with Comedy Central. Jimmy's deal with NBC is expected to be nailed down early next year and announced next Summer. The network wants to get this done way in advance to avoid losing Conan to another network.
 
Ugh! More dicks on late night! I like Jimmy Fallon, but when are they going to put some hot vagina action on late night? I was really hoping someone hot like Sarah Silverman or Tina Fey would be considered. Less dicks more chicks on late night!
 
Source: Page Six
 
 
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Cash Is A Dumb Bitch

July 30, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Friends of Cash Warren claim that Jessica Alba dumped his ass, because he wasn't ready for marriage and she was.
 
A source said, "It's simple as that. It's kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn't like that."
 
This source went on to say that seeing Eva LongWHORIA get married made Alba realize how much she wanted a wedding. "Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful. That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris."
 
If this is true, he's a dumb bitch. Cash is not living up to his name. I say marry her, take that money and dump her ass! I know…I know…he probably has morals. 
 
 
 
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