The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 8th!

August 6, 2010 / Posted by:

Kfed’s Parkazao theme park will include educational rides like Hokey Pokey bumper cars – Flatbush Hooker IS BACK


Capitalizing on the success of Slumdog Millionaire, promotion for the forthcoming DVD release of Cumdog Jizzionaire has begun. – LizzieBitch

Given the appearance of this condom having holes cut into it I believe there has been tampering by Ms Jessica Simpson here too. – TexnDoc

Zero to “I’m sorry this has never happened before” in less than thirty seconds – EveryStrangersEyes

Source: Two Wheels via Buzzfeed

Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 6, 2010 / Posted by:

The Geico Pig!!

The Geico Gecko might be searching the streets for empty cans and offering a tail poke for a quarter to horny bitches walking by, because ho might be out of a job soon thanks to this lump of pork Geico is using in one of their new commercials. Although, I don’t know how long this pig is going to last since it’s obvious that he’s addicted to meth, Ecstasy and generic energy drinks. Bitch is going to OD. Or someone’s going to shank him with one of his pinwheels to stop his ass from wee-ing like Tommy Girl at all-you-can-dick night in his dungeon. I wonder what CGI bacon tastes like?

(For Dan & Peggy)


Birthday Sluts

August 6, 2010 / Posted by:

Barbara Windsor (73)
Adrianne Curry (28)
Romola Garai (28)
Travis McCoy (29)
Marisa Miller (32)
Melissa George (34)
Soleil Moon Frye (34)
Ever Carradine (36)
Asia Carerra (37)
Vera Farmiga (37)
Geri Haliwell (38)
Merrin Dungey (39)
M. Night Shyamalan (40)
Michelle Yeoh (48)
Faith Prince (53)
Catherine Hicks (59)


Queen Latifah & Jeanette Jenkins Are On A Boat!

August 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Queen Latifah and her lady love Jeanette Jenkins touched covered nipples while giving each other some love on a yacht with Alicia Keys and Toucan Sam Swizz Beatz in Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat, France today. You can print this out and mail it to your memaw (we know she doesn’t believe in those computer things) who still doesn’t think that the chick from Living Single loves a little gayelle sugar at all hours of the day.

Even though Queen’s relationship with Jeanette isn’t exactly a serious secret, but I’m still going to break out the confetti made from cut up Home Depot credit cards and tell Rojo Caliente to meet Queen Latifah at the next port to officially welcome her to the club.

There aren’t many pictures of Swizz Beak, because he was probably hiding down below in case the IRS showed up in a dinghy boat to take his ass away.


Presented Without Comment: The Situation’s New Douche Cut

August 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Okay, let me just slip in one comment:

This must be The Situation’s attempt at irony….

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