"On top of that I had this hideous 'pregnancy mask' skin discolouration which completely covered my face.
"You can normally use creams to disguise it, but not when you're pregnant, so I had to walk around looking like I was horribly disfigured. This may sound arrogant, but I'm used to looking hot . Just wanted to cry all the time."
Did she just say "used to looking hot?" Jaime isn't a dog, but she's no peach either.
She goes on to say, "Some women just skip having babies or adopt because they don't want to get fat or they haven't put in the time to find a partner. It's great to adopt, but a lot of adoptions are motivated by vanity and laziness."
Did this bitch take a National poll? I think people adopt for different reasons, but how can she say that it's awful being pregnant and then say people only adopt due to laziness. This dumb ho makes no sense!
Lastly, she wants to be a slutty mother. Fuck, she's confusing me. "I'm having a party and then a holiday and I aim to be in a super-slutty outfit for the first and a swimsuit for the second. I love being a mother, but I want to be a super sexy mother with a better body than ever before. When I pull on my spray-on jeans for my party, I want to look in the mirror and like what I see."
That interview is everywhere. Methinks Jamie has been hittin' the "whippits" a few too many times.
Towleroad has brought us our favorite “is or isn’t he gay”, Nick from Big Brother 8 setting fire to his pit hair. Doing douche shit like that may put him back in the straight box, but I do idiotic shit like that and I’m gayer than two pink poodles eating ambrosia.
The best part is when Big Brother tells him to stop. They should also tell Silver Dollar Joe to stop flaming out so much.
“I think she wants Jennifer to understand that Brad isn’t a heartless man. After all they went through; he still has strong feelings for her.”
Don't fuck with the witches! While they are doing their "rain magic" can they also do some "sun magic" on NYC. The weather effin sucks right now!
Personally, I think there are bigger things to worry about than some chalk Homer on grass. Another thing…why is the grass so much greener on Homer's side?
"He scrabbled around in his pockets to find papers that could prove who he was. The policeman gave him a stern ticking-off, then issued him with the fine. It looked like he got a severe warning."
A severe warning?! He's been busted for driving on drugs and let go….what kind of severe warning could have gotten? "Pete, now we REALLY mean it this time. Don't ever ever do it again. Pinky swear on it!" That's as severe as it gets for Petey.
Pete's lawyer said that he wasn't in rehab, because he's not due to begin detox until next Monday. Petey probably wants to store as much heroin in his system like a bear does before going into Winter.