Meth-toothed Amy Winehouse will marry her low-rent Pete Doherty this weekend in Miami according to sources. Amy and her dude, Blake Fielder-Civil, along with six friends are currently in Florida preparing for the intimate ceremony to go down this weekend.
A source said, "They've been forced to leave their mobile phones at home so that news of the wedding doesn't leak out."
Blake and Amy met went he worked as a runner one of her videos. A drug runner probably.
When they say "kiss the bride" Blake will probably give her a really passionate kiss on the cheek. Either that or he'll stick his tongue in between gap.
This Fall CBS will bring us a "ground-breaking" reality experiment called Kid Nation. Think Lord of the Flies, but in western times. A group of kids ages 8 to 15 will be forced to survive in Bonanza City, New Mexico and build their pioneer-style world for 40-days. Each episode will end with a town meeting where the children can decide whether or not they want to stay in Kid Nation. The kids will also award one child a $20,000 prize. CBS promises an amazing prize at the end of the show.
Click here to see the preview, because it's pretty amazing. These kids have to do everything from clean the nasty shit in the bathroom to operate a saloon. They even decide who's going to be "upper class" and shit.
The best part is when the host tells the kid "the $20,000 can buy you a lot of college." What kind of the hell kind of college can it buy? Beauty school college?
This show is going to be sooo hot.
The paps got another one! Dita Von Teese tried hard not to expose the punane while getting out of a cab in NYC last night, but they caught her. Celebs should walk around with those block NSFW boxes all the time.
Damn, those shoes are dirty.
Madge has a new song and you can stream it here! (Thanks Youri)
Avril Lavigne on her way to a minstrel show – Mollygood
The sexiest celebrity dudes of summer are the usual suspects – INO
Haggard Ryan takes her daughter out – ICYDK
Farrah Fawcett's cancer has returned – SOW
Howie Day is back in rehab – Celebitchy