I Knew It Was Money!

August 13, 2007 / Posted by:
TMZ is reporting that KFed's fighting the fight for full custody of SPF and JJ, possibly because of cash money. KFed and Britney Spears currently share 50/5, but last week he filed papers asking for 70/30.
It's puzzling that Kevin is suddenly alarmed, given that he's had absolutely no contact with Spears for almost three months. In fact, we're told she's begging him to communicate because of parenting issues but he won't play ball.

That brings us to the paperwork Federline filed. Sources say there are declarations from Kevin, both of his lawyers, Kevin's nanny and a nanny who interviewed with Britney is October, 2006, before the couple separated. In the papers, Federline's lawyer also included various magazine articles about Britney. Legal experts say good luck getting that into evidence.

Alli Sims, Britney's cousin, was served over the weekend. Kevin's lawyer wants to take her deposition. Now here's what's telling. Federline's lawyer also wants to take Britney's depo, but a source connected with Alli says the deposition notice Britney received is all financial — in other words, the references are all about money, not the kids.

A Federline source says it's all about the kids and not money. Federline wants Britney under oath talking about whether she drinks and how she parents the kids.

KFed attorney is also asking Britney to pay his legal fees which are reportedly in the six-figures. KFed can't pay his bills!
Let's just get this over with and enroll JJ and SPF in the Brangelina program. They've probably already applied, but I'll try and more their application to the top.
I'm still holding on in thinking that KFed is just  misunderstood and wants what's best for his kids and not his checking account. It's probably a pipe dream, though.

Insanely Hot

August 13, 2007 / Posted by:
Those are the hottest boot-shoe-things I've ever seen! It sort of looks like leeches are crawling up her legs which is ridic since she doesn't have blood to suck! Ashley Olsen once again proved that she's one of the hottest trolls in all the land. 
This bitch is not joking around.
Here's Ash looking slightly amused at the Hampton Social this past weekend. Those shoes are probably giving her gas.
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Morning Wood

August 13, 2007 / Posted by:
The worst celebrity smiles – INO 
Nicole Richie's bump is getting bigger – SOW 
She also apparently buys Rogaine for Women Celebitchy 
Jennifer Garner is at the farmer's market like every damn day – ICYDK 
Viggo Mortensen fights the good fight – Mollygood 
The 40 Greatest reality momentsVH1 Blog 
Jessica Simpson wanted a baby for her 16th Birthday – Holy Moly! 
If you're not too busy trying to look like you're working while you're surfing porn, please vote for my hot ass friend Matt Toka for Star 98.7's Fan Favorite!
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The Big Brother House Of Horrors (And Morons)

August 13, 2007 / Posted by:

Let’s just set fire to the Big Brother house and watch those bitches run! Almost every single person in that house has made some sort of moronic and racist remark. Meth faced Amber is getting the most attention for her two-part anti-Semitic rant. CBS said they would not air it.

The above clip compiles all of the remarks that have been made in the past couple of weeks. There’s Jessica who says that she couldn’t understand her High School Valedictorian, because he was Asian. Evil Dick then proceeds to do the lame stereotypical, Asian accent.

Evil Dick has also been caught making racist remarks about Muslims, gays and who knows else?

The worst of all is probably when Gay Dustin confessed to Meth Faced Amber that he calls his dog a “n-word” because she’s black.

Do these idiots not realize they are on camera 24-hours a day, 7 days a week and the things they say out loud will most likely hurt them when they leave the house. Yeah, I say some awful things, but I would never EVER go on Big Brother for that reason alone! It’s not hard. Don’t make racist remarks. It’s not hard.

The clip is honestly just the tip of the iceberg. These sluts are so damn stupid!

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