Paris Has To Serve Entire 45-Days!

June 8, 2007 / Posted by:

I’m hearing conflicting reports that Paris Hilton was ordered to serve the entire 45-days behind bars. She was originally sentenced to 45-days then it was dropped to 23, because of good behavior.

AP is reporting that a Judge took back the 23 days and gave her 45 instead. HE hates her ass!!! Ahaha!!

Here’s a funny video of some dude making fun of the situation at a press conference right after the re-sentencing.

Love that dude.

UPDATE 1 OF 10,000 PROBABLY – TMZ is reporting that she will appeal by today or Monday. I guess she was sentenced to the full 45 days with a 5 day credit for served.

UPDATE 2 – According to FoxNews this dumb ho might be at a hospital right now instead of Lynwood.

UPDATE 3 – It looks like she’s at the USC Medical Center where the county jail medical facility is.

UPDATE 4 – She’s actually at the Twin Towers facility in Downtown Los Angeles. They are probably trying to figure out how to get her skank ass back to Lynwood. I’m watching FoxNews and Ann Coulter is so effin nasty!

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PARIS IS GOING BACK TO JAIL!

June 8, 2007 / Posted by:
 
JUSTICE AGAIN! The angels are singing for the second time this year!
 
The Judge that sent her to jail in the first place is sending her back. TMZ reports she was crying and calling for her mommy! She had to be dragged out of the courtroom! She must go back to Lynwood and finish her 23 days. She will get credit for 5 days served.
 
She did not speak in court and was said to be quiet, disheveled and sad. Reporters say she was crying through the entire proceedings and when the judge gave his decision, she let out a huge cry and said "this isn't right."
 
 
 
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Afternoon Crumbs

June 8, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Paris handcuffed and headed to court. THIS IS NUTS! OJ PART II – ASL 
 
Seth Rogan's sweet ass – Cityrag 
 
Mila Kunis goes topless – Egotastic! 
 
Mila Kunis in shorty shorts - Drunken Stepfather 
 
Hugh Hefner doesn't love Kendra – IDLYITW 
 
Britney Spears in a bikini is like a trainwreck – Hollywood Tuna 
 
Angelina Jolie has time left – Hollywood Rag 
 
Celebs love CartierPopsugar 
 
Robbie Williams sweaty soccer match – Just Jared
 
 
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SLUTSLAGSLUTSLAGSLUTSLAGSLUT

June 8, 2007 / Posted by:
 
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NON-WONKY NEWS
 
Sienna Miller said that she's sicking of walking down the street and people calling her a "slut." Ahahaha! I love those people and where I come from that's a compliment.
She said, "People say the most horrible things to me like 'slut' and 'slag' and it upsets me because I'm not like that. I've never had a one stand in my life. I've been in a relationship more or less for the past five years since I was 20, and sometimes people forget this.

"I know how to let it go over my head, but then sometimes you do question why people are saying it. But it's not true."

We were taught in slut school to give that response when denying our slutness. Who cares?! She could be called a lot worse!

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Dawn Wiener Lives!!!!

June 8, 2007 / Posted by:
 
"Welcome to the Dollhouse" is one of the greatest movies ever made and Heather Matarazzo as Dawn Wiener deserved an Oscar. I'm not even lying. The fashion in that film changed my life. She was also really hot as DJ's girlfriend in Roseanne.
 
Well, Heather is in the new Hostel movie and she attended the premiere last night in Los Angeles.
 
Don't be mean to Dawn, she's been through enough. I heard a rumor once that she got caught sucking Anne Hathaway's pussy! Hahahaha! She sort of looks like Rita Wilson.
 
 
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