“I get fucked in the butt for coke!”
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Mert & Mercus shot these Lindsay Lohan photos for Miu Miu. Eh, I’m digging it.
Britney Spears’ boy toy, Isaac Cohen, had a mad crush on her ass when he was in high school. Isaac started dating Jennifer Sypal in school, because he thought she looked like Britney. The two dated on and off from 1999 to 2000. Jennifer said that Isaach used to call her “Britney.”
She said, “He thought she was hot. He was into her music, too.”
Brit probably thinks that’s hot. Jennifer looks more like Britney NOW than then.
Isaiah Washington is getting help for hating the gays - People
Jessica Simpson’s saggy side boob – Egotastic!
Aniston denies having her schnoze worked on – Popsugar
Prince Lorenzo of New Jersey dumps his first choice and is now dating his second choice – Reality Blurred
Justin Timberlake acts like he knows – Cityrag
Carmen Electra does Lonelygirl – Hollywood Tuna
Angelina Jolie is a hotel hopper – Hollywood Rag
JLo gets desperate – IDLYITW
Tori Spelling’s reality TV show is going to sink – ASL
Josh Duhamel in Transformers – Just Jared
On-and-off again lesbian, Anne Heche, has left her husband of 7 years according to ETonline.com. Anne Heche infamously went crazy in the California desert and left Ellen Degeneres for Coley Laffoon. The two married in 2001 and a spokesperson confirmed the break-up. They have one child together.
Anne has reportedly moved to her Men in Trees co-star, James Tupper. James split from his wife in November.
Damn, she’ll jump to anybody available! Anne holds a special place in my heart for absolutely losing it and claiming she was the daughter of God! Celestia!
Janita Burks was one of the Memphis rejects on last night’s American Idol. Janita describes herself as being “innocent, well put together, really neat, conservative, very sexy, VERY sexy.” Girl sounds like a raccoon being mauled by the chupacabra. No, she can’t sing but her “confidentiality” is through the roof!
Has-been Brandy apparently caused a fatal car accident last month in Los Angeles. TMZ reports that Brandy was traveling in her 2007 Land Rover at 65mph on the 405 Freeway when she didn’t notice that the cars in front of her had slowed down. Brandy hit a 2005 Toyota which hit a 1989 Toyota sending the ’05 Toyota sliding sideways and hitting the center divider. It was then hit by another car. The driver of the 2005 Toyota was immediately taken to the hospital where she later died.
Brandy did not face injury and it doesn’t look like there was drugs or booze involved.
Dumbass! Who the hell keeps driving fast when everyone is slowing down in front of you? Homegirl is gonna get SUED hardcore.
Update - Brandy’s rep issued this statement: Brandy was involved in a car accident December 30, 2006 in Los Angeles where there was a fatality. She wishes to publicly express her condolences to the family of the deceased. Brandy asks that you respect the privacy of everyone involved at this time.
Last year, Kelly Osbourne reportedly expressed interest to Hugh Hefner about possibly baring all for Playboy Magazine. She said that she would be willing to do it, but know that “her tits would need airbrushing.”
Hugh Hefner isn’t loving it though. He said, “I can’t see it happening somehow – we don’t airbrush to that extent.”
He’s senile. Yes, they do airbrush to that extent. I mean Pamela Anderson’s recent Playboy spread was not even her. It was a mixture of animation, CGI and wax figures. However, I’m not sure I want to see her nasty ass spreading it. If I wanted to see fat pussy, I’d have lunch with Hercules.
The hotness that is Ryan Reynolds’ passed out in a bathroom and needed plastic surgery – ICYDK
Kirk Douglas’ nazi sex romp – Mollygood
Did Diddy sample Jessica Biel’s golden globes? – The Bastardly
A gay rapper calls out Eminem, 50 Cent and DMX – Towleroad
Anna Nicole Smith dodges DNA testing for now – SOW
Derek Jeter and Jessica Biel call it quits – Post Chronicle
Angelina Jolie and her son, Maddox, are right at home in New Orleans where he’s now attending school. Angie has just returned from Vietnam and Brad Pitt is currently filming in New Orleans.
Cute, but that purse is fug.