NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Kiki Dunst is a liarskank! She was lying when she said she’s been confirmed to play Debbie Harry. Right? – ICYDK
Brit Brit playing tennis and still wearing a wig attached to a cap – ONTD
The only thing dead about Sinbad is his career – SOW
I didn’t even know Veronica Mars was still on – TV Squad
Blohan sucks on Korn – Gabsmash
12-Pack from I Love New York is not gay, he just likes to give lapdances to old men – Towleroad
Nicole Richie is reportedly addicted to Adderall. The drug is given to people with ADD. Sources say that Nicole loves it, because it keeps her awake and makes her not want to eat. She’s apparently popping it like candy during “The Simple Life 4″ filming which is currently going on. Her rep is denying away.
The latest Simple Life crap has Nicole and Parasite Trashwhore as some sort of camp counselors. It’s unclear as to what kind of camp since there were plans to have them counseling teens, but that has been scrapped due to the girls refusal to submit to a drug test.
In other Richie news, she’s apparently engaged to Joel Madden after Lionel Richie has given his blessing. The two were set to marry in Las Vegas this past February, but wanted daddy Richie’s OK first. They are planning to marry in Mexico very soon.
Hmm…Mexico eh?! Methinks Nicole Richie is going on a pill-buying shopping spree down in Mexico instead of getting hitched. They seriously got the good stuff down there, but you gotta watch it because the cops patrol the popular joints. You have to go to places off the beaten path. I mean..so I’ve heard!
Also, THEY NEED TO STOP THE SIMPLE LIFE!!! The only Simple Life I want to see is Nicole and Paris going to Iraq and sent in to infiltrate Osama Bin Laden’s camp! Seriously, the world is sick of these two has-beens!
Simon Cowell dresses like a gay on a budget, but he’s still richer than most of us combined. He isn’t shy to say it either. He told Anderson Cooper in an interview for 60 Minutes that he’s five times richer than Bruce Springsteen. The Boss is worth around $100 million.
He said he sells more records than Bruce, because he basically gets a cut out of the sales from ALL the former Idol contestants. The winner and runner-ups of Idol in every country are signed to labels within the Sony family.
“By doing Idol I signed the biggest artist on the planet and it’s called Idol because every single Idol winner is now signed through Sony BMG. And this applies to …all countries… we sell Idol to, which is over 30 countries.”
His man boobies are looking much more attractive now.
Cate Blanchett has signed on to star in Indiana Old and the Battle for Viagra which begins shooting this June in Los Angeles. Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg will once again team up for their 4th Indy movie. Mystery surrounds the project. A plot has not been released and further casting has not been announced.
They will start shooting in Los Angeles and them move to an undisclosed location somewhere in the World. It will be released May 22, 2008. Will Harrison be alive by then?
Cate will follow in the footsteps of Karen Allen, Kate Chapshaw and Alison Doody as Indy’s main squeeze. Shia LaBeouf has denied that he’s confirmed as Indy’s son, but sources say that final talks are going on with him.
Kiki Dunst better not get to comfortable, because that’s the last award this ho will receive! ShoWest named her Female Star of the Year last night in Las Vegas after she blew the entire voting panel. No, she won it for her role in Spider-Man 3. Yeah, a real juicy role.
In ever noticed this, but she totally has busted gay face.
Life & Style is reporting that Justin Timberlake sent his ex-girlfriend a touching get-well letter while she’s been in rehab. He reportedly previously called her up a week after she checked into Promises. The heartfelt letter moved Britney to tears. Maybe it was hot dog scented? Naw if it was hot dog scented, she would’ve ate it.
Justin promised that he would be there for her when she got out.
A source said, “She could barely catch her breath to read the words. It was one of the most moving letters she had ever received. He poured his heart out. He told her he was sorry they fell in love so young, because if they’d fallen in love even just a few years later, he would’ve married her – and they’d probably have kids together by now. Justin let Britney know that she has his unconditional love and support. He offered to come visit her in rehab.”
This sounds so beautiful. Too bad it’s FAKE! SPF and JJ probably joined forces and wrote it to get back at their mother for neglecting them!
Tony Parker is a basketball player and needs to keep it that way. I guess he’s going the “Shaq-route” in France by releasing a rap album. This is the first single and I’m urging you not to play it. Yes, I posted it…but do yourself and a favor and don’t start your Friday off with this crap!
Looks like Wonderland was a waste of time for Lindsay Lohan. She has been out in NYC every night this week and isn’t staying away from the booze. Several witnesses have seen her drinking it up at several city joints including The Box, Bungalow 8, Butter and Plumm. I mean, she hit a photographer with her BMW the other night.
Last night, she partied at Plumm with May Anderson and Charlotte Ronson. Her rep said, “Lindsay’s doing fine. She’s taking her life day by day.”
Another Dlisted reader spotted this ho at Plumm last night and said she was clearly drinking it up between her DJ sets. Yeah, she was DJing. HANG THE DJ!!!!
Vogue’s H.B.I.C, Anna Wintour, apparently hates the word “blog” and is forcing staffers to come up with a better word. Vogue is expanding their website and want to include a “blog” but Anna wants nothing to do with the word.
An inside source said, “She refuses to call anything on her site a blog and has charged her staff with coming up with a new word that isn’t as garish-sounding. She wants it ASAP – in time for launch.”
A rep for the magazine said that she has nothing against blogs. The new website is nothing like a blog, so it shouldn’t be called one.
Why do I love this woman so much? She’s disgusting, she probably smells like rotten animal meat and I’m betting she’s bald.
Larry Birkhead’s lawyer, Debra Opri, has quit! Debra has been by Larry’s side since the beginning helping him fight against Howard K. Stern in an effort to gain custody of Dannielynn Hope. TMZ reports that there’s been trouble between the two for a while.
Debra issued this statement, “Larry Birkhead and I have terminated our attorney-client relationship effective immediately.”
She wishes him all the best.
Larry will attend a hearing in the Bahamas today with a local attorney representing him. He has not yet replaced Opri.
Hmmm…maybe he’s not Danni’s father and he’s been lying to her ass this whole time? Naw, lawyers don’t have morals.