I Don’t Think He’s Had That Problem for a While Now

May 18, 2007 / Posted by:
Jessica Alba told GQ Magazine that she's afraid of not being taken seriously, because she's so hot. Yeah, if we could all have that problem. Jude Law seconds that and says he has the same problem. How cute of Jude to say that! He's so endearing!
Jude said, "I'm only wanted by directors for the image I give off, and it makes me angry. I always wanted to be an actor and not a beauty pageant winner."
Oh sweetie! Although, you ain't a woof woof, you don't have to worry about being too hot. I haven't heard anyone describe Jude as "hot" since The Talented Mr. Ripley. Although he probably wouldn't ever come in first in a beauty pageant, they'd still give him Most Delusional and at least that's some sort of prize! 

Brad Pitt Has Angelina on His Arm

May 18, 2007 / Posted by:
Brad Pitt was spotted with a new tattoo on his arm and it's Lara Croft from Tomb Raider. Weird. Angelina played Lara in two Tomb Raider films, so I'm guessing it's for her. Ironically, Angelina said she would not do another Tomb Raider.
It sort of look like an arm coming out of a woman's shoulder. He couldn't get a good old-fashioned "A with a heart around it?"
Well, if they ever break up he can turn it into anything he wants. If he dates Britney, he can add a little wig with a fedora on top. If he dates Lohan, he can add a little coke spoon and put her in a glitter dress. The options are endless!
Celebitchy also has some other pics of Brad sporting the new tat!
UPDATE - It ain't Angelina! It's some iceman ho!  Celebitchy has the deets! 
Images: Sky Showbiz

Off the Wagon

May 18, 2007 / Posted by:
Up until recently  Courtney Love had a little meat on her bones and last night she showed that all that meat is gone. Now, I don't know if she's off the wagon, but she looks like she's off the wagon. I mean she looks like by the end of the night she went wandering the streets naked after trading her dress in for an 8 ball. Poor Courtney. 
This is Courtney at Mr. Chow's before attending a Chanel event in Beverly Hills. 

Justice for Blohan!!!

May 18, 2007 / Posted by:
Last month, Laura Hastings, claimed that Lindsay Lohan stole $10,000 worth of designer clothes and accessories from her. Laura said that when she confronted Linds about it she was laughed at and called a "fat pig" by Lindsay and Nicole Richie.
L.A. County prosecutors said they will not file charges of felony grand theft again Lindsay, because they were unable to prove the crime.
The Deputy District Attorney said, "The bottom line is that Lohan can't be shown to have been seen either taking or to have been later in possession of missing items and items she can be shown to have possessed were with [the housesitter's] permission."
There's justice in this world after all! I have a sort of related question? Remember those coke pictures of Lindsay allegedly snorting coke? What happened to those? When it happened to Kate Moss didn't the police like investigate and crap? So, nothing with Blohan? Hooray! Snort away, it's your right! 
Source: People

I Love Ugly Divorces

May 18, 2007 / Posted by:
Things aren't going to be pretty between Anne Heche and her soon-to-be ex-husband, Coley Laffoon. Anne and Coley (that name KILLS me) split last year and Anne immediately started dating her co-star. They have one son together.
In papers filed yesterday Coley basically said that Anne is a crazy ho and not capable of taking care of their son. He seeks joint custody. He said that Anne cursed at their 5-year-old regularly and refused to put him in a car seat. Coley also claims that he made their son school lunches that "he didn't like." OMG! Child abuse! 
Coley seeks $33,000 a month alimony even though he only made $6,000 a year before they met.  Anne's spokeswhore said:
It is disappointing that Coley Laffoon has resorted to filing lies with the court because Anne would not cave in to his astronomical monetary demands, including his demand for $45,000 a month in support. For the past several years, the child's father has refused to get a job in order to contribute financially to the child's care.
Things are going to get dirty! I believe that crap about Anne! I mean this is the woman that went almost topless into the California desert telling people she was like a prophet or some shit. Bitch is NUTS.
That being said, Coley is hot for saying that Anne didn't treat their son right because she packed an incorrect lunch. My mother always gave me nasty tuna sandwiches on wheat bread with a V8. I should sue her ass now!
Source: TMZ
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