October 25, 2007 / Posted by:

Natalie Portman Regrets Getting Naked On Film

October 25, 2007 / Posted by:
I so want to love Natalie Portman, but this dumb prude just won't shut the hell up! At first she said she would never do a nude scene and then she finally did one for Wes Anderson's Hotel Chevalier. Now…she regrets it.
Natalie said she won't ever get naked again on camera, "I'm really sorry I didn't listen to my intuition. From now on, I'm going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is say no."
Trust me when I say we're going to hear about this for years. It's like when she turned down the lead role in "Lolita" because of her strong morals. Dumb dumb would not stop talking about it.
And I agree she should start saying no, but she should say no to every role she's offered. That way I don't have to see her stale face anymore on screen!
Click here to see the pictures of Natalie's "regret"

Not About Iggy

October 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi have split?! Don't crush my lesbian dreams! A source told Star Magazine that the reason Ellen lost it on her show had little to do with Iggy and more to do with her 3-year relationship to Portia coming to an end. Using Iggy to mask your real heartache?! How rude! 
A source said that their 15 year age difference is having an effect. "Portia has been telling Ellen she’s very unhappy at home. When it comes down to it, she wants to be with someone younger ad hotter. She wants out, but Ellen has been begging her to stay. Portia is really everything in this world to her.
Portia is a dumb bitch! Ellen is rich as hell! Porta get it together. While you're sucking on that old, lanky vagina just think of dollar signs. 
If that doesn't work just go running naked through the desert claiming your name is Celestia and you're the daughter of God! 
Source: Queerty
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Morning Wood

October 25, 2007 / Posted by:
This straight moron becomes an instant gay pride statement with his Dumbledore tattoo – Towleroad
Here we go again: Jen outsells AngieICYDK
Gwen Stefani is a tease – Popoholic
Don't do this while pumping gasHorny Oyster
What the hell died on KFed's shoulders? – I'm Not Obsessed
It's time for Ronald McDonald to retire – Popbytes 
John Mayer's sideburns on the high seas – Vh1 Blog

Cheri NOteri

October 25, 2007 / Posted by:
This is the second time in a couple of weeks that Cheri Oteri has been seen hanging out with Jessica Simpson. What the hell? Did Papa Joe buy her up or something? He probably wanted Amy Poehler, but could only afford Cheri.
Don't do it Cheri! If she gets a nose job, her tits done, goes blonde and puts out an album….I'm out of here!  
Here's Cheri with Frog-Mouth Simpson and Ken Paves at the Frederick's fashion show last night.

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