Finally, Someone Gorgeous On His Arm!

June 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Damn! I didn't know Jude Law liked those rockabilly girls. I should get him some creepers. In that case I could introduce him to some of my cousins that said goodbye to the gangs and hello to Morrissey. Yes, it's like that.
Actually, Jude probably has no idea who he's talking to. Bitch is drunk. I bet you anything he thinks that chick is Halle Berry.

Nicole Thinks She’s Better Than Paris

June 19, 2007 / Posted by:

Nicole Richie has decided she doesn't want to spend time in the slammer. TMZ reports that her lawyer said they will fight her charge. A trial has been set for July 11.

This is her second DUI. If she's convicted then she faces as little as 5 days up to a year in prison.

Didn't she just say she was ready to face the consequences and take responsibility for what she did? LIAR!! The bitch should get a year! Driving the wrong way on the freeway is way worse than what Paris did. Bitch shouldn't have any worries, if she does go to jail her boney ass could easily fit through the bars and escape.


Miracle Suit

June 19, 2007 / Posted by:
I am so relieved to know that aliens can touch water. For some reason I thought they couldn't. Oh wait, that's gremlins right? Same thing.
Here's Katie Holmes in a miracle suit built for a 60-year-old and the lovely Suri on the beach. I love Suri and now that I know she can touch water without shrinking into a puddle of goo, I love her more. 
Source: ONTD

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