Granny Hair

June 10, 2007 / Posted by:
I usually think Elisha Cuthbert is a hot-ass-ho, but she really aged herself by chopping off those locks. She looks like that mom from Growing Pains.  Ugh, hairspray hair is the worse! Here's Elisha at a Spike TV event last night. Wait, if it's a Spike TV event shouldn't she be wearing a bikini or mini-skirt or something or at least carrying a keg?

Shocking! Blohan Is A Cokehead And Nuts!

June 10, 2007 / Posted by:
The News of the World got Lindsay Lohan's bodyguard of 2 years, Lee Weaver, to sing like a bird. Here's some little tidbit he claims went down:
Blohan attacked a dangerous coke dealer for ripping her ass off even though he pulled a gun on her
Went on a 10-hour coke binge with Nicole Richie – Paris was there, but didn't do any coke
Cut her wrists in front of everyone while saying "she doesn't belong on this planet"
Liked fucking girls and even tried to get with Mariah Carey
Blohan once though Chestica Simpson was giving her dirty looks so she attacked her and tried to pull her weave out
You can visit TNOTW to read the entire interview and surprise, surprise…Lee's writing a tell-all.
I believe Blohan is nuts and a cokehead, but if this bitch "cares for her" like he has claimed he wouldn't sell his story like that. Bitch has surrounded herself with a bunch of assholes that will sell her down the river, so unfortunately she deserves it.
Actually, she sounds like a lot of fun. There's nothing like a crazy cokehead attacking a bitch's weave. That would be entertainment!

Paris Won’t Piss Or Appeal

June 10, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris Hilton issued a heartfelt letter yesterday claiming she won't appeal her sentence and said she's ready to take responsibility for her actions. Deja vu?! Bitch said that before. Here's the bullshit which I'm guessing she didn't write at all:
"Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge's decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff's concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.

This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience.

As I have said before, I hope others will learn from my mistake. I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.

I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world."

First of all, she probably doesn't even know what Iraq is. Second of all, she's said this all before. I just want her to shut the fuck up, do her time and go away for good.  She says she doesn't know why the media is obsessed with it? Um….you created that Wonk! If you just did you time and didn't create drama none of this would happen. I'm sorry, I just can't feel sorry for this piece of trash. She's right people are fighting in wars, so why is she crying about spending a little time in a small room by herself? Stupid bitch!
In other Paris news, the NYDN reports that Paris wouldn't piss, because she was afraid the guards would take pictures of her on the toilet.
A source said, "She was absolutely terrified that one of the guards or staffers would get her with the cell-phone cam and it would wind up on the Internet," a Hilton insider said yesterday.

"She didn't eat or drink a single thing for three days because she didn't want to use the toilet. She was in real danger."

The same source said she suffers from extreme claustrophobia that caused her panic attacks and because she wasn't drinking she suffered dehydration that could've killed her. Please!!!!!

Ok, bitch is ok with the world seeing her suck dick and get fucked, but not with seeing her pee? That makes no sense! The real reason for her "medical condition" is called being a spoiled ass bitch! Trust!




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