That Thing Can Breed?!

September 6, 2007 / Posted by:
The elegant and gorgeous Jodie Marsh married this past Sunday live for MTV cameras. Jodie was a part of a reality show called "Totally Jodie: Who'll Take Her Up The Aisle?" or the more appropriately titled "Who'll Take Her Up The Ass?" Anyway, she married Matt Peacock at her parent's home. The bride wore SLUT red. Duh! Click here to see the stunning ceremony.
Now that 28-year-old Jodie is a married woman she thinks she might be knocked up! Oh God help that fetus. On her latest MTV Diary Jodie tells her new husband, "I think I might be pregnant! “Would you be pleased? I’m getting old. We should wait because there’s stuff I want to do.”

She continues to talk to Matt, “I’m so broody babe, i’d stop taking the pill tomorrow and get pregnant. I’m just desperate. If I’m pregnant now by accident I would keep it and be over the moon.”

Desperate is right! Jodie getting pregnant is like Paris Hilton getting pregnant. Actually, Paris would probably make a better mother and I'm not even kidding. Jodie would dress up her baby in thong bikinis, feed it booze and drop it left and right. Looks like Britney found a new playdate! 

Thanks Kirsty 


September 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Comedienne/Actress Sherri Shepherd will join "The View" permanently this Monday reports People Magazine . Sherri was said to have been in deep negotations with producers when Whoopi was negotiating her contract. Sherri and producers couldn't make a deal at that time and it was over money. Apparently, Sherri wanted what Whoopi was making. In her dreams!
A rep for ABC only said that an official announcement about who fills the 5th slot will come Monday from Barbara Walters.
Whoopi's debut on The View earlier this week was the second most-watched show behind Rosie O'Donnell's debut.
I enjoy Sherri, but another damn comedienne?! They needed some crazy, conservative lawyer bitch! Someone who will stir things up. Ann Coulter? Dr. Laura? Star Jones even! I really wanted them to fill that slot with a hateful bitch that I would love to hate! Oh well, The View's going to get boring now!

So Long Pavarotti!

September 6, 2007 / Posted by:
In case you haven't heard, Luciano Pavarotti passed away at the age of 71 early this morning in his hometown of Modena, Italy. He had been battling pancreatic cancer for sometime.
His manager issued this statement, "The great tenor, Luciano Pavarotti, died today at 5:00 a.m. at his home in Modena, the city of his birth. The Maestro fought a long, tough battle against the pancreatic cancer which eventually took his life. In fitting with the approach that characterized his life and work, he remained positive until finally succumbing to the last stages of his illness."
I actually own a Pavarotti recording! I will listen to this as I picture the old boy being guided by chihuahuas to the afterworld! Seriously, a friend told me in the olden days (like really olden days, like bible times) chihuahuas would take you along the River Jordan or something to your final destination. Those dingbats?! They can't even find their buttholes!
Rest in peace Pavarotti!
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Birthday Sluts

September 6, 2007 / Posted by:

Rosie Perez (43)
Foxy Brown (28)
Naomie Harris (31)
Justina Machado (35)
Macy Gray (37)
Ce Ce Peniston (38)
Jeff Foxworthy (49)
Jane Curtin (60)
Swoosie Kurtz (63)


Would You Hit It?

September 5, 2007 / Posted by:
When Orlando Bloom was first hot shit for playing that sexy elf, I would've definitely let him do ear sex (Yes there's such a thing ) to me or whatever got his rocks off. Now, not so much. Orlando's unfortunate lip pubes are for a stage role he's doing in London.
Getting with Orlando now would make me very uncomfortable. He looks like a slimy priest from the 70s. I'd have to dress like an alter boy with an afro and I'm not sure I'm down with that. Oh eff it. I'm up for anything. So yes, I'd hit it.
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