Debra Opri’s $620,000 Bill!

April 1, 2007 / Posted by:
Larry Birkhead apparently fired his lawyer Debra Opri and maybe he's wishing he hadn't done that just yet. Last week Debra sent him a legal bill for $620,492.84. TMZ reports that she bills at $475 per hour. Here's some ridic things she billed for:
- $4,500 for her own personal pr rep
-  $4,750 to attend ANS' funeral in the Bahamas even though Larry never asked her to attend.
- $4,265 for Cingular roaming services while in the Bahamas
- $25.75 for laundry service for her husband who was on the trip with her
- $2,467.75 for a dinner that Larry was not present at
Debra also offered him a discount of $511,365.09 if he pays without further discussion. 
Hey, homegirl has to get paid right? It's not like attorneys are known for being the most moral folk. Larry better start asking "The Insider" for more EXCLUSIVE interivews. He has a bill to pay!

Aren’t His Kids White?

April 1, 2007 / Posted by:
Nona Paris Lola Jackson claims that she is the baby momma of three of Michael Jackson's kids.  The London-based crazy has filed papers in Los Angeles asking for shared-custody. Debbie Rowe is named on the birth certificate of Prince Michael I, Paris Michael and Prince Michael II (Blanket).
These hos have some effed up names.
Nona said, "Debbie's hospital records will prove that my kids are not hers because of DNA. I gave birth through the means of water birth because I am technically an herbalist."
Nona also claims she's the mother of Zahara, knows the cure for Cancer and that her vagina is the fountain of eternal youth. 
Thanks Mrs. Williams

Green Jizz

April 1, 2007 / Posted by:

Justin Timberlake and Vince Vaughn hosed each other down at the Nick Kids Choice Awards last night. That’s not a good look for Vince.

He probably looks like that normally after a 15-minute jog.


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