Too Much Information

August 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Yesterday, it was rumored that Denise Richards asked Charlie Sheen for some of his baby batter to make a third brat. Ewww…I just said baby batter. Denise denied this claim.
 
Charlie confirmed to Entertainment Tonight and The Insider that she wanted some of his stuff. "There was a request for a donation. Without getting into it here. There is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court."
 
When asked if he would ever do it, he responded, "I would sooner, in exactly what I'm wearing, walk on the surface of the moon. Does that answer it?"
 
I don't get it. What was he wearing. Does that make any sense? I would like to walk on the moon. That's not every very unpleasant really. Now if he said "I'd rather fuck my urethra with a knife"…then that would make sense. But walking on the moon is cool.
 
Ewww….I still can't get over the baby batter. Nast.
 
 

Do We Still Care About These?

August 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Justin Timberlake led the MTV Video Music Whatever nominations today. Justin was tied with Beyonce for 7 nominations total, followed by Kanye, Rihanna and Amy WINO.
 
The show will be broadcast live on MTV of course on September 9th at 9 from Las Vegas.
 
Justin, Rihanna, Amy WINO and Lily Allen will perform with a bunch of other people. Here's a partial list of nominees:

Video of the Year
» Amy Winehouse: "Rehab"
» Beyoncé: "Irreplaceable"
» Justice: "D.A.N.C.E."
» Justin Timberlake: "What Goes Around … "
» Kanye West: "Stronger"
» Rihanna (featuring Jay-Z): "Umbrella"

Male Artist of the Year
» Akon: "Don't Matter," "I Wanna Love You" (featuring Snoop Dogg), "Smack That" (featuring Eminem)
» Kanye West: "Can't Tell Me Nothing," "Stronger," "Classic (Better Than I've Ever Been" — DJ Premier remix, featuring Nas, KRS-One and Rakim)
» Justin Timberlake: "Let Me Talk To You/ My Love," "SexyBack" (featuring Timbaland), "What Goes Around … "
» T.I.: "Big Things Poppin' (Do It)," "You Know What It Is" (featuring Wyclef Jean), "What You Know"
» Robin Thicke: "Can U Believe," "Lost Without U," "Wanna Love You Girl" (remix, featuring Busta Rhymes and Pharrell)

Female Artist of the Year
» Amy Winehouse: "Rehab," "You Know I'm No Good"
» Beyoncé: "Irreplaceable," "Beautiful Liar" (featuring Shakira)
» Fergie: "Big Girls Don't Cry (Personal)," "Glamorous" (featuring Ludacris), "Fergalicious" (featuring Will.I.Am)
» Nelly Furtado: "Maneater," "Say It Right"
» Rihanna: "Umbrella" (featuring Jay-Z)

Best New Artist
» Amy Winehouse: "Rehab," "You Know I'm No Good"
» Carrie Underwood: "Before He Cheats"
» Gym Class Heroes: "Clothes Off," "Cupid's Chokehold/ Breakfast in America"
» Lily Allen: "Alfie," "Smile," "LDN"
» Peter Bjorn and John: "Young Folks"
 
Click here to see the entire list. I'm still surprised they do this shit. It feels so 80s to me. Justice better win video of the year. That shit is awesome.
 
I also hope Justin shaves that pubic hair beard (I'm not talking about Biel) by then.
 
 

Afternoon Crumbs

August 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Woof! Biel looks like a character on "Cops" – Popsugar 
 
Geri Halliwell's girly pink bikini is a little too young for her – Hollywood Tuna 
 
Surprisingly, Charlize Theron in a bikini isn't working for me – Egotastic! 
 
38th Anniversary Scientology Gala?! Creeeeepy – IDLYITW 
 
Rumer Willis is blonde, half nekkid and still busted in the face – Just Jared 
 
Sienna Miller does more partying with Puffy – ASL 
 
Vintage Jeff Goldblum naked on the beach (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
 
Inside Lindsay Lohan's rehab palace – Hollywood Rag 
 
Britney Spears is sooo transparent – Cityrag 
 
Trump claims he was kidding about RosieGabsmash 
 
 
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Banned From London?!

August 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Earlier I wrote about how Dreamboat Pete Doherty was given a month to clean up his act by a judge. Well, it looks like he was also banned from the streets of London as well.
 
The London ban came down, because the judge allowed him to escape jail time.
 
Pete also showed off the anti-heroin implants Kate Moss bought him! Loverly.
Banned from the streets of London?! Finally some words of wisdom! How do we go about practicing the same kind of rule on Lohan, Paris, Britney and Nicole? This is the only way our streets will ever be safe!
 
Thanks Judith
 
 
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That’s A Dude!

August 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
GODDESS GWYNETH?! Every shade of fug!
 
She looks like a Romanian, twinkie, super-bottom, gay porn star! That being said, I'd definitely let her strap one on and take it.
 
This is Fishsticks on September's W Magazine .
 
 

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The Gays Do Love A Good British Accent

August 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Posh Beckham has reportedly been giving "English" lessons to Tom Cruise. Tom loves their accents and slang so much that he uses it around them and wants Posh to teach him.
 
A source said, "He loves the British language because some of the sayings are so quirky. Victoria says things like, 'bloody hell' and 'blimey', and tells her sons to 'come on chaps.' Tom loves hearing it all and is building up an Anglo-English vocabulary. It could come in useful for his film career."
 
Tommy Girl just wants to learn so he can seduce David Beckham in his native tongue! Blimey!
 
 
 

This Is Toooo Easy

August 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Catherine Anne Delgado was arrested for packing fudge. LITERALLY! Cathy, 35, was arrested at the Maryland House Hotel when police were called after hotel staff found Cathy crying in the lobby. She had chocolate fudge smeared on her hands and shirt, her purse next to her was overlowing with fudge and spilling on to the sofa. 
 
A police dude immediately recognized the unwrapped fudge from a nearby candy store. They later checked the store surveillance tapes and confirmed that Cathy stole ten fudge loafs valued at $70 and five M&M pretzels valued at around $20.
 
Cathy tried to get rid of her fudge by packing the hotel toilet with it, clogging it.
 
AHAHAHA! FUDGEPACKERFUDGEPACKERFUDGEPACKERFUDGEPACKER!!!
 
Don't laugh! This is probably what Britney Spears is going to be arrested for! 
 
Cathy can't even pack fudge right! She should've called this fag. I would've schooled that bitch on how the big dogs do it!  
 
 
 
 
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Morning Wood

August 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Strangely enough, Mena Suvari's new pubehead takes the attention off her massive 10-head – INO 
 
Pete Wentz's unknown guest – Mollygood 
 
Renee Zellweger's new man is gayer than the last – ICYDK 
 
Ray J will seriously screw anyone – VH1 Blog 
 
Want to know how to get into an Oliver Stone movie? – Holy Moly! 
 
Jason Alexander is in no way funny – Best Week Ever
 
 
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Give It A Bone!

August 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
The Backstreet Boys are back and they should really consider a name change. They haven't been boys for ten years now. I'm thinking Backstreet Has-Beens, Backstreet Douches, Backstreet Pepaws, Backstreet Methfaces…any of those will work.
 
Well, these dumb dumbs are back, but without Kevin Richardson. Kevin was the creepy one with the moustache. He was smart and decided to sit this one out.
 
Their first single off their sixth album "Inconsolable" hits radio this month. Their album is out on October or somewhere around there. It's not like you care!
 
You can visit TMZ to hear the song. I haven't heard it and I'm not planning on it. There's nobody here to console me. Ohohoho…yeah really bad joke. 
 
Oh and Nick Carter said he's skinny now and healthy. He said he gained weight due to depression. Yeah, coming off of meth will make anyone depressed.
 
 
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