Afternoon Crumbs

October 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Tom Brady for Stetson. They still make that rat piss? – A Socialite's Life 
Why not? Here's Brit Brit's alley cat again! – Egotastic!  
Blohan's funbags need a lift – Hollywood Tuna  
Fuggie Fug makes another video…barf – Just Jared 
A Janet Jackson interview gone bad – Concrete Loop 
MK looks like a shriveled up snail – Popsugar
Kiki Dunst needs to shut her whiny no-lips – IDLYITW 
Denise Richards wasn't crazed for Charlie's sperm – Hollywood Rag 
Eva and Petra cuddle – Cityrag 
CariDee is becoming the new Phoebe Price (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather 
In case you give an eff, here's a little interview I did with Brittany from Gridskipper on my favorite NYC joints – Gridskipper

Au Revoir Maddox!

October 12, 2007 / Posted by:
No more red carpets at the Lycée Français in NYC! Yesterday was Maddox's last day there, because Brad Pitt has finished filming and the clan is on the move. Hopefully to Mercury. Hey, I hear the weather's warm and there's a lot of needy alien orphans.
Damn! Maddox was only there a month. Oh well, he'll get over it. He doesn't get too attached. Breaking hearts in every city. 

Sleeping With The Enemy

October 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Katie Holmes is training for the NYC marathon so says OK! Magazine . Katie has been seen jogging around Germany while Tom Cruise is shooting that gay Nazi movie. Sources say Katie is preparing for the NYC marathon which has always been a dream of hers.  The marathon is on November 4th.
A source said, "She's been training for months, in both L.A. and Berlin. Katie is determined to complete the race; she's as fit and toned as ever."
Marathon my ass! This is some "Sleeping with the Enemy" shit! Remember how Julia Roberts trained as a swimmer, so she could swim away from that crazy bitch husband. This is what Katie is doing! She's telling Tommy Girl it's for the marathon, but it's really to prepare her in outrunning the security guards as she escapes from Camp Insane!
Image: Wenn

This Could Get Interesting….Or Not

October 12, 2007 / Posted by:
MSNBC is reporting that California Department of Justice investigators began serving search warrants regarding the death of Anna Nicole Smith today. A source said that the investigation was ongoing and that announcement should be made later today regarding the case. I thought it was closed?! 
Investigators could be zeroing in on her psychiatrist Dr. Khristine Eroshevich. Dr. Eroshevich prescribed all 11 medications found in her room the day she died. The CA Medical Board has been investigating the doc since April. 
I hope this turns into some Agatha Christie shit! Arrest 'em, throw them in the clink and swallow the key! Howard K. Stern, Sugar Pie, Virgie Arthur, Rita Crosby, the lot of them! 
Oh and HKS was on Larry King the other night and said Sugar Pie had cataracts. Yeah, right! He's just trying to blind Sugar Pie, because she knows the truth of what really happened! You can't keep Sugar Pie down!
Thanks Jennifer


October 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Breaking news! Ann Coulter tries to shock us again. Anything that comes out of that robot horse’s mouth does not surprise me anymore. It doesn’t even offend me, because it’s coming from her. This time Ann Coulter told Donny Deutsch, who is Jewish, that “Jews needs to be perfected.”

She said, “Yeah. Well, it’s a lot easier. It’s kind of a fast track. But you have to obey. We just want the Jews to be perfected. That’s what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament but ours is more like Federal Express. You have to obey laws. We know that we’re all sinners.”

Donny responded by saying he was offended and that if Ann Coulter had any brains she wouldn’t say that.

She said, “No, I’m sorry it is not intended to be offensive. I don’t think you should take it that way. But that is what Christians consider themselves – perfected Jews.”

When Donny then called her comment “hateful and anti-Semetic” she said, “That’s not hateful at all!”

Of course it’s meant to offend! Ann Coulter is probably Jewish! She’s just saying that crap to get more attention and it’s working. It’s laughable. Every time I see the word “Coulter” in a headline I think to myself “here that cunt goes again, what the hell has she been programmed to say this time?

In the genius words of God Warrior Perrin, “SHE IS NOT A CHRISTIIIAAAANNNN! Dark sided!”


Don’t Ever Marry Heather Mills

October 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Heather Mills and Paul McCartney's divorce battle will head to trial next February. The two spent all day yesterday trying to settle this mess behind closed doors. Heather reportedly refused to agree to a gag order as part of the settlement. Bitch wants to write a tell-all!
She also reportedly turned down a $60 Million deal. It's been reported that she will get anywhere from $40 Million to $140 Million. The divorce settlement could become Britian's biggest. They were married in 2002.
Heather is a gold-digging, blood sucking, heartless, hip hopping witch and I think I love her. Get that cash! That's what Paul gets for not signing a damn pre-nup. You have to deal with greedy witches like Heather!
Source: Reuters

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