Zac Efron

September 25, 2007 / Posted by:

Don’t Make Me Laugh! HA!

September 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Kate Moss is pissed off that Sienna Miller is trying to steal her swagger. Kate reportedly accused Sienna of stealing her look and friends. Sienna is currently sort-of fucking Rhys Ifans, one of Kate's closest friends. Kate isn't happy about it and let the bitch know at a wedding this past weekend.
Brawl at a wedding? You can take the trash out of the trash can…..
A witness said, "Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style. She was ranting on about how Sienna was now trying to steal her lifestyle and her friends too. It was really cutting and everyone was listening to them."

"A few drinks had been sunk by the time Kate said it and Sienna had plucked up some Dutch courage too. She gave Kate as good as she got."

Eventually someone reminded these two trash cans that they were at a wedding and they stopped. Yeah, they probably stopped to get drunk instead.

Please! These two rat faces don't know how to fight. Someone should've just put a moldy piece of cheese in front of them and whoever got to the center first won the fight. My money would've been on Kate. That snaggle tooth looks turboized.

Source: Daily Mail

Morning Wood

September 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Where is the green giant when you need him? Somebody needs to put this midget in check! – I'm Not Obsessed 
Stick Denise's rusty vag in Charlie's mouth to shut him up already! – In Case You Didn't Know
Bill O'Reilly is surprised to learn that blacks and whites are the same! – Mollygood 
Major Indiana Jones 4 spoilers – SOW 
RiRi's got a new video and she's making it happen – Concrete Loop 
Debra Opri sues Larry Birkhead Celebitchy 
Scary Spice isn't so bad on DWTS – Urban Hoopla

Jack Bauer Is Not Above The Law!

September 25, 2007 / Posted by:

They got another one kids! Kiefer Sutherland was arrested last night in West Hollywood for DUI! Kief was pulled over by the po-po at around 1:35am for making an illegal u-turn. They gave him a breath test which he failed.

He was released at 5:42am on $25,000 bail. Kief is 5’10” and weighs 150 lbs. In case that age old question about his height and weight has been haunting you. He will face a judge on October 16th.

I cannot WAIT for the mugshot. You know Kief gives good mug. This is also not surprising. Kief is a drunken mess most of the time. This is also a great reason to post that amazing video of his ass attacking a Christmas tree.

Julia Roberts is probably so relieved she left him at the altar!

Source: TMZ

Wonder NO

September 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Jessica Biel is in talks to play Wonder Woman in the Justice League of America movie. The all-star superhero geek-fest will also star Batman, Aquaman, Superman and The Flash. 
Producers are apparently trying to cast the film quickly and go to production before any strikes go down.
Bitch is even too manly to play Wonder Woman. She should play She-Hulk. Just throw some baby diarrhea on her and she's good to go. No prosthetics needed.  
There's only one WW and that's Lynda Carter! I'd rather see Lynda's old, political ass dodging invisible bullets than Jessica's! Fuck, they'd be better off with Justin Timberlake! He's more of a woman than Biel will ever be!


September 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Maya Rudolph will not return to "Saturday Night Live" this season it has been reported. A few days ago it was reported that Maya was in last minute talks to re-join the show, but apparently talks fell through and Maya is moving on to other things. She was a cast member for 7 seasons.
The newest season of SNL premieres this Saturday. That means the show only has two ladies left, Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig. 
NOOOOO!!!!!! NO! NO!
Who's going to play Oprah?! And Beyonce?! And Whitney?! And Donatella? And Nuni Showner? And Bronx Beat?!
Shit! Eff SNL! Bring back "In Living Colour!" That Wayans Brothers need jobs.  
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Walk It Off, Bitch!

September 25, 2007 / Posted by:
The Clooney and his girlfriend, Sarah Larson, showed up a little bruised and battered to the NYC premiere of his movie "Michael Clayton" last night. In case you were busy jacking it to old Facts of Life episodes starring George this past weekened, he was involved in a motorcycle accident with Sarah. Sarah suffered a broken foot and Clooney suffered a broken rib.
Damn! Did all the wheelchairs at the venue get rented up or something? He's probably telling her "Walk bitch walk! I think Bradley Pitt is here and I need to see some of that action. Move it!"
It's hard being Georgie's beard. He makes you work for your money.

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