Sex With A Corpse

October 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Are you going to do sex to my dead body?
23-year-old Anthony Merino was arrested on Sunday after a security guard found him having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman in the morgue of Holy Name Hospital in Teaneck, NJ. Anthony was a part-time lab tech there.  
He was charged with desecrating human remains in the second degree and his bail was set at $400,000. If convicted the charge carries a maximum sentence of 10-years in prison and a $100,000 fine.
I know this is a little sick of me, but he's sort of hot? Check out his MySpace . He's hot in a Jersey trash sort of way. He should've left that poor lady alone and called me up. I would've played dead corpse for him in bed. I do anyway!  
Thanks GT

In A Wench – Out A Wench

October 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Brit Brit went to Winston's last night wearing that pirate wench costume. I still don't think she thought it was a costume. She probably saw it at Rite-Aid and thought it was a cute outfit. Anyway, Ok! Magazine reports that inside Winston's Brit asked to change with the bartender. 
A source said, “While waiting for a (bathroom) stall to open up, Britney turned to the bartender, who was wearing a low-cut black dress, and said, ‘you have nice tits! Mine are all saggy’!"
Brit then told the bartender to switch clothes with her.
At this point, the bartender felt that she had no choice but to comply,” the eyewitness says. “The ladies proceeded to switch outfits and Britney happily walked back to her booth in the bartender’s duds. The bartender, clearly taken aback, but with a great attitude, went back behind the bar and continued serving drinks in Spear’s French maid outfit, telling patrons, ‘I’m wearing Britney’s costume, including her bra! She made me take her bra’!
The bartender is just as crazy for wearing BS' bra! Nasty! Although there's probably a delicious midnight snack in there. Think about all the shit that gets dropped in there: cheetos, slim jim bits, taco shell pieces. Delicious!
Seriously, why is she always changing clothes with complete strangers? Psychotic.

I Liked This Movie Better When It Starred Queen Latifah….Oh, This Does Star Queen Latifah

October 30, 2007 / Posted by:

This is the trailer of the piece of shit movie that Katie Holmes decided to do instead of returning for Batman. Katie co-stars along with Diana Keaton and Queen Latifah. They play women who work at the Federal Reserve plot and decide to rob it.

Didn’t Queen already make this movie? Set It Off anyone? Damn, that was some good shit.

Besides Mad Money looks like it was made in the 80s. If only! If it was made in the 80s it would’ve starred Shelley Long, Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin.

VIA UsWeekly

Afternoon Crumbs

October 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Angie in action! Can her twig arms take the heat? – Just Jared 
Elvira is hotter than ever (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather 
Jessica Simpson won't let go of Daisy Duke – Hollywood Tuna
Ashley Olsen! Stay away from dirty Bob Saget Popsugar
Hayden Pantyairs is saving the dolphins and whales – Egotastic! 
Anna Friel is topless – IDLYITW 
Tom and Katie become one – Cityrag 
Something tells me that's not a costume Brit is wearing – A Socialite's Life 
The top earning dead celebrities of 2007 – Hollywood Rag 
Tom Cruise shoved nothing down Becks throat – Towelroad

Keep The Crimp Away!

October 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Crimping was never hot (ok, maybe just a little) but Fergie needs to leave that shit alone! It does nothing for her face, but what does? Yeah, that's a good question.
Here's Fergie with the Black Eyed Peas in Sydney.  

Bill O’Reilly Sends A Producer To Do His Dirty Work

October 30, 2007 / Posted by:

Bill O’Reilly sent a producer and camera to a Rosie O’Donnell book signing this past weekend in Long Island. They ambushed Rosie and started asking her if she regrets “saying 9/11 was an inside job.” Rosie tells them she didn’t say that. Rosie’s brother tries to throw the dudes out, but Rosie tells him not to because then Billy is going to put it on his show. He did anyway, but put a totally edited version making Rosie look like she wouldn’t answer his question. She did answer it by saying she didn’t say that.

Um….Rosie said that if Bill wanted her on his show he should ask her himself.

Why didn’t Bill go down there himself and confront Rosie? Because he’s a damn pussy. He sends some producer to do his dirty work.

Visit Rosie’s site to see the entire and uncut video

Amy Fisher Has A Sex Tape

October 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Amy Fisher's hubby, Lou Bellara, said he regrets selling off a sex tape he made with her. Lou sold the tape after Amy dumped him to start dating Joey Buttafuoco again.
Lou told The New York Post, "We were estranged. She was seeing Joey. I was seething about the whole thing. It just came to a point where I was hurt and embarrassed by it . . . and it pressed the wrong button. I just used that as a vehicle to strike back at her."
The couple got back together this past Summer and that's when Lou told Amy he sold the tape. She said, "It's all fun and games," she said. I never thought that . . . anything like this would ever happen. I mean that's my husband, not some guy down the road."
The tape called "Amy Fisher Caught On Tape" is available from Red Light District.  
This was bound to happen. At least it's not a sex tape with Joey? That's not something my eyeballs could take, but I'd be too curious to not look. He probably has squirrel nuts.
And this time around Amy's the one that gets a load in the face. I know, I know. You can spank me later.
He's an old photo of Amy with Lou. Sexy times. 

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