Too Much Information

May 21, 2007 / Posted by:
Calum Best has been telling his friends that Lindsay Lohan is hot in bed and the best sex he's ever had. Gross.
A source close to Calum said, “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”

“He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.”

I find this surprising, because usually drunks are so bad in bed. Usually they either vomit on you, pass out, can't get it up, have the worst bref ever or shoot you and take your money. True story. Calum needs to keep the gritty details to himself. SICK! His dick is probably covered in moles.

Popeye’s Employees Love Chucky

May 21, 2007 / Posted by:
Jennifer Tilly said doing "The Bride of Chucky" ruined her smart-actress persona and opened her up to a whole new audience.
She said, "When I go to Popeye's Fried Chicken in L.A., they give me free bis cuits because they love [it]. When I had to go to the courthouse and was going through the X-ray machine, the guys are like 'Bride of Chucky, Bride of Chucky!' . . . Before that my fans were more intellectual."
RUDE! Is she saying people that work at Popeye's and public service employees aren't smart? Hmm…I want some Popeye's biscuits now. I need to get some for myself and for Jennifer. Bitch needs to shut it and just look hot.
Source: Page Six

Morning Wood

May 21, 2007 / Posted by:
Chestica realizes she's just a dumb bimbo – Mollygood 
Cameron Diaz doesn't need a man, because she is one! I kid..I kid.. – INO 
Hottie was hung on an emotional cross – SOW 
Another classic horror movie gets an unnecessary remake – My New Plaid Pants 
The Becks grabs the goods, but I'm staring at the dude behind him – Towleroad 
Hilary Swank is hot in the body, fug in the face – ICYDK

Guilty Guilty Guilty

May 21, 2007 / Posted by:
TMZ reports that Lane Garrison will plead guilty this morning to one count of vehicular manslaughter and one count of felony DUI. He will also plead guilty to providing booze to a minor. He could face up to 5 years and 8 months in the clink. 
Lane's lawyer said, "Lane fully expects to go to prison or jail. It's very unusual for anyone in our society to accept responsibility for anything."
The "Prison Break" star was behind the wheel of a car that crashed into a tree killing a 17-year-old boy.
Damn! He has abs built for a prison bukkake session.

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