Tony Bennett Wants Nothing to Do With Idol

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Tony Bennett has pulled out of performing on "American Idol" tonight, because he's sick. Yeah sick of hearing hos who can't sing. His rep said he has a "cold."
Idol producers are trying hardcore to get Michael Buble to fill in for him.  
They should just have Sanjaya perform some more. I mean the show is turning into his own show.

Afternoon Crumbs

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
The Bachelor is such a homo – Just Jared
The hotness that is Lily Cole in Arena Magazine – Hollywood Tuna
Jessica Alba looks sad – Popsugar
Salma Hayek, deformed? – Popoholic
Hayden doesn't like being called LindsayIDLYITW
Jakey G in spandex, Again – Mollygood
Chris Rock will gladly take a DNA test – Hollywood Rag
Aishwarya Rai is perfect – The Bastardly
ANTM look-a-likes – Cityrag
Hahaha…Reba McEntire's old titties – Drunken Stepfather
ScarJo was actually one of the hottest Pussycat Dolls – Egotastic!
Dr. 90210 has got to be kidding me – ASL

Happy Birthday Paris Jackson, Now Put This Bag Over Your Head

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Jacko celebrated his daughter, Paris Jackson's 9th birthday by putting a stocking over her head and taking her shopping at FAO Schwartz in Las Vegas. They created a complete circus as they walked through Caesars Palace. 
If this freak is so paranoid about the world seeing his kid's faces, why doesn't he just keep them inside or do they always wear those? How do they brush their teeth or eat food? Hahaha…those kids are going to be EFFED up royally. I mean they are probably doing drugs right now
Source: TMZ


April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have brought their chipmunk love to Australia where John went shirtless on the beach today
He's not hot in my book, but some of you may be into that sort of thing. The fact that he's dating that annoying wench also makes him not very attractive.
That dumb broad needs to stop opening her mouth! Nothing good can come of it.
Image Sources: JJB , People


Men No Longer Want Kate Moss

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Kate Moss is no longer a sex symbol according to FHM Magazine. It's expected that Kate will not be on their annual 100 Sexiest Women list, because she's used and abused. Kate has been on the list for the past 10 years, but she dropped to 87  in 2006. The list is voted on by readers of the men's magazine.
The EIC said, "In the fashion world Kate is considered one of the most beautiful women, but according to FHM readers she's past it. Kate's alleged hard party lifestyle is starting to take its toll and she's definitely starting to look a little weathered." 
Poor Kate. Being dickmatized by Petey Doherty has cost her. Dlisted should do a 100 Sexiest Crackheads list, because she would no doubt be at the top. 

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