Uma Thurman showed up to Fashion Rocks in London tonight in a pretty much see-through gown. I see areolas! Uma knew and that's my kind of girl. Next time Uma just show up in heels and a hot clutch. It'll look much better than the frock you have on. It looks like "Priscilla Queen of the Desert" exploded all over her.
Amy Wino's been arrested in Bergen, Norway so says Holy Moly! She was either nabbed for possession, domestic violence or BOTH! Rock star. She was due to play a show in Bergen tomorrow night.
I'm going to guess she was nabbed for beating her husband over the head with a crack pipe. That's domestic violence AND possession, right?
A Wino mugshot will do until Brit Brit's mugshot ever gets leaked. Actually, I don't know if my corneas can take Wino being photographed underneath bright fluorescent lighting.
The Insider reports that Ellen Degeneres has cancelled her show until Tuesday. She's apparently had a hard week and needs some time off.
The show issued this statement, "Ellen is taking a long weekend and will be back with a new show on Tuesday."
DAMN! Ellen must really love dogs or Iggy has a golden tongue or some shit. I feel like a cold hearted bitch, because if someone snatched my dog I'd be sad, but then I'd be like "Eh, it was time for a newer model and smaller anyway."
Seriously though! Maybe she's upset and embarrassed, because it's just a mess now. She just needs to let it go, bump muffins with Portia and everything will be alright!
Iggy will live on!
Joss "I Fuck For Tracks" Stone is actually a hot piece when she cleans her shit up and keeps her yapper shut. The make-up's a little forsty, but beyond that she looks hot. Oh and is that a birth mark or a dog poo tattoo?
Here's Joss at Fashion Rocks in London tonight.