Caaaaaaaaam?

August 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Whaaat? John Mayer was supposed to be dating Mandy Moore even though she denies it. Now he's dating Cameron Diaz. I can't keep up! I thought she was dating what's his name or face or whatever. Eff!
 
A source tells UsWeekly that the two were spotted out in NYC last night "canoodling" and shit. "They went out to several places…It was the two of them, getting to know each other, out on the town."
 
"This was technically not their first time hanging out…they've hung out together with friends before. But this was the first time together like this. It's new and developing…but they really like each other and it went well."
 
Reps for both would not comment.
 
They all eff each other! Soon Jessica Simpson will be dating Justin Timberlake then Scarlett Johansson will be dating John Mayer then Jessica Biel will be dating Nick Lachey and then Jessica will be dating Jessica. Confusing!
 
I love it when Mayer makes "O" faces.
 
 
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Cindy Crawford Breeds Pretty Children

August 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Screw Suri Cruise! These two kids should get modeling contracts. Who knew Cindy Crawford could produce such beauties. Here's CC with her daughter, Kaya, and her son, Presley, at the premiere of High School Musical 2 yesterday.
 
Presley's hair color is to die for and yes he looks like a lady dude now, but he's going to grow out of it. When I was little I was constantly told by strangers that I was such a "pretty girl." Come to think of it, they still tell me that. I like it.  
 
 
 
 
 

What Is Going On With Ivanka Trump’s Nose?!

August 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Ivanka Trump's nose is getting smaller and smaller while her breasts are getting bigger and bigger. She is turning into her mother and it's scary! She used to be such a hot piece and now she's turning into a plastic piece!
 
It was rumored a few months ago that she her nose and chesticles done, but did she get another nose job?! That thing is disappearing! No wonder she can't smell the bullshit her daddy is spewing.  
 
On the left is Ivanka at a Stuff Magazine party yesterday and on the right is Ivanka 2 years ago.
 
 
 

No Free Rides Here

August 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Suri Cruise is only 16-months old and she's already being put to work! Suri has reportedly landed a contract to front Baby Gap's new ad campaign. The contract is said to be "lucrative."
 
She already has a job! She doesn't need two. Her main job is to keep Tom Cruise looking like a "straight family man." She has the hardest gig in Hollywood.
 
Suri's too good for The Gap. She should hold out for Chanel.
 
UPDATE – Tommy Girl's rep has denied it, but the story lives on! 
 
 
 
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Baby Berry!

August 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Could Halle Berry currently be housing one of the most cutest celebrity babies on the planet? Possibly….if you believe The National Enquirer . They claim that she's two months pregnant with Gabriel Aubry's spawn. Halle is reportedly scared about any complications that her diabetes may cause.
 
A source said, "She's wanted a baby for so long. But at the same time she's scared because she is very aware of the complications that having diabetes can cause during pregnancy. She's doing everything possible to make sure her baby is born healthy."
 
Halle's work schedule is reportedly being shuffled around to make way for her Spring bundle of joy.
 
Yeah Spring works for me. Nicole and Xtina are bringing Winter babies…that leaves Spring right open! There's not many slots left, so it's good she's getting in now.
 
I'm also naive in thinking that her baby will be a hot piece of baby cuteness. Sometimes two hots don't make a right!
 
 
 
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I Don’t Know What To Believe Anymore!?

August 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
For those of you that watched the season 3 premeire of "The Hills" the other night you got a little chuckle when you saw Spencer Pratt purchase Heidi's engagement ring from ICE. ICE is basically a half a step-up from Claire's. I didn't even know they carried real diamonds!? He purchased what looked to be a pink diamond ring, but TMZ claims it's FAKE!
 
The pink diamond is actually an amethyst surrounded by diamonds and cost $2,890. Spence also had to use Brody Jenner's credit card to pay for it. What, they don't have lay-a-way at ICE?
 
Not only that….the entire engagement might be as fake as her ring and her rack! Radar reports that the pair messed up during an interview with Entertainment Weekly which is on stands now. They told the magazine the weren't engaged, "We can't wait to see how they edit that…. We would get engaged, we just wouldn't do it on Lauren's show."
 
Later on the couple said they were engaged and were in talks for their own MTV reality show. Why would they lie?!!!? WHYYYYYY?
 
I don't know what to believe anymore?! Is the ring real? Are they engaged? Does Spencer have fake teeth? Are these even humans or are they plastic people operated by two AA batteries? Why do I care? Yeah, that the best question of all.
 
THE LIES!!!
 
 

Afternoon Crumbs

August 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
I need this hanging over my fireplace NOW! Guess where this was posted and guess who might have posted it? – Just Jared 
 
Carmen Electra Fergie Asslee Simpson…all the same – Hollywood Tuna 
 
Nicole Richie with big breasts freak people out – Egotastic! 
 
Homeless cooking show of the day (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather 
 
J.R. Rotem might be next on KFed's witness list – IDLYITW 
 
The Hiltons are paid…sort of – Hollywood Rag 
 
Mischa Barton can't make up her mind – Popsugar 
 
Annie Lennox is back and hotter than ever – Popbytes 
 
Brett Ratner is hurting for cash – A Socialite's Life
 
Chuck Norris had plastic surgery! – Cityrag
 
 
 
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Britney Hit KFed With A Frying Pan?

August 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Britney Spears story #3 of the day! This hilarity never never never never never never ever ends! The National Enquirer reports that KFed's star witnesses in the custody battle for SPF and JJ will be home movies taken from their 15 security cameras that were installed in their Malibu mansion. 
 
The Enquirer claims:
 
“If he doesn’t act immediately, Kevin is convinced that Britney’s drug use, boozing and out-of-control behavior will result in a tragic accident.”  To bolster his case, Kevin has obtained video footage from 15 surveillance cameras that Britney installed in their $12 million mansion is Malibu.  The sophisticated security system recorded activity in the home from the front gates to the kitchen in 2005 and 2006, according to insiders.

“This is the smoking gun Kevin has been waiting to use,” said an insider.  “Kevin said: Divorce that bitch and then get my boys away from her.’”  In one tape, Britney slaps Kevin after screaming at him about a weekend he spent in Vegas.  In another incident taped Britney whacked Kevin with a frying pan.  “Kevin was going to use the frying pan, but Britney grabbed it and hit him with it when he turned his back,” said the insider.  “He grabbed the pan out of her hand and walked away, but she hurled an ashtray at him.  He dodged it, and it hit the sliding glass door.”  In addition to the video tapes, Kevin has voicemail tapes of Britney admitting she was out drinking with friends, the insider revealed.  “Kevin believes that Britney lets the boys run around with dirty diapers because she’s too lazy to change them.”

 
SHOW THIS VIDEO NOW! I demand to see it. Actually, KFed should submit it to "America's Funniest Home Video." He could win $100,000! He WOULD win $100,000!
 
The image of Britney chasing KFed around with a frying pan seems so natural to me.
 
Image: Splash
 
 
 

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