All Nipples Out

October 18, 2007 / Posted by:
Uma Thurman showed up to Fashion Rocks in London tonight in a pretty much see-through gown. I see areolas! Uma knew and that's my kind of girl. Next time Uma just show up in heels and a hot clutch. It'll look much better than the frock you have on. It looks like "Priscilla Queen of the Desert" exploded all over her.  

It Was Only A Matter Of Time

October 18, 2007 / Posted by:
Amy Wino's been arrested in Bergen, Norway so says Holy Moly! She was either nabbed for possession, domestic violence or BOTH! Rock star. She was due to play a show in Bergen tomorrow night.
I'm going to guess she was nabbed for beating her husband over the head with a crack pipe. That's domestic violence AND possession, right?
A Wino mugshot will do until Brit Brit's mugshot ever gets leaked. Actually, I don't know if my corneas can take Wino being photographed underneath bright fluorescent lighting.
Image: Wenn

I’ll Never Let Go Iggy….I’ll Never Let Go…..

October 18, 2007 / Posted by:
The Insider reports that Ellen Degeneres has cancelled her show until Tuesday. She's apparently had a hard week and needs some time off.
The show issued this statement, "Ellen is taking a long weekend and will be back with a new show on Tuesday."
DAMN! Ellen must really love dogs or Iggy has a golden tongue or some shit. I feel like a cold hearted bitch, because if someone snatched my dog I'd be sad, but then I'd be like "Eh, it was time for a newer model and smaller anyway."  
Seriously though! Maybe she's upset and embarrassed, because it's just a mess now. She just needs to let it go, bump muffins with Portia and everything will be alright! 
Iggy will live on!

Joss Stone Cleans Up Nicely

October 18, 2007 / Posted by:
Joss "I Fuck For Tracks" Stone is actually a hot piece when she cleans her shit up and keeps her yapper shut. The make-up's a little forsty, but beyond that she looks hot. Oh and is that a birth mark or a dog poo tattoo?
Here's Joss at Fashion Rocks in London tonight. 

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