What The Dog?!

August 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Our canine friends are not having a good year! DMX is the latest celebrity to find himself in a little bit of trouble after police seized several pit bulls yesterday morning in his Phoenix area home. Police also found the remains of 3 other dogs. One dog's remains were burned. On top of all of that they found weapons, drug paraphernalia and cars with unmatching license plates.
No charges have been filed, yet.
Officials say they visited the home a week ago after a tip. They contacted DMX's lawyer to let him know that if conditions did not improve, they would take the dogs away.
DMX whose real name is Earl Simmons apparently hasn't been at that home for a long time. His lawyer said, "Earl had a caretaker, who obviously wasn't taking care. Earl loves those dogs." The lawyer also claims he was never contacted and only heard about the conditions after the raid.
If DMX loves those dogs so much why hasn't he seen them in ages? Just saying. Damn, they just need to collect all the celebrity dogs out there. Celebrities cannot take care of dogs in the year 2007. Just not going to happen.
I blame Michael Vick! He's talking! First Britney Spears and now DMX!
Thanks Caroline

They Should’ve Arrested Her Ass!

August 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears was on her way to Las Vegas last night, most likely to visit Criss Angel, when cops tried to pull her over on the freeway for speeding. Brit kept going for about a mile even though the fuzz were blaring their lights at her ass. She finally pulled off the freeway into a gas station where another cop car was waiting for her.
When asked why she was speeding dumbass used the same tired excuse, "I was being chased by the paparazzi." The cops let her ass go and according to SplashNews one of the cops was overheard saying "It pays to be a popstar."
Ain't that the truth!
I know this is awful to say…well not really….but a Britney Spears mugshot would completely make 2007 the greatest year in the history of years. The mugshot wall would be complete with Blohan, Paris, Richie and Brit!
Oh well, next time. 

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