Jessica’s Italian Obsession

May 25, 2007 / Posted by:
While at Cannes sources told Page Six that Jessica Simpson tried desperately to get a piece of Leonardo DiCaprio. She apparently followed his ass around everywhere he went, but Leo wanted nothing to do with the poor, big-tittied chipmunk.
A witness said, "He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her." 
Jess' Italian obsession didn't stop there. She posted on her official fan site that she's been reading a lot of Michelangelo and he's really inspired her. Jessica got really deep:

I just got back from spending some time in Europe, and while I was there I visited many museums, and have been reading about different artists. I have also been writing a lot in my journal recently. I was reading a book about Michelangelo and there were 2 quotes that caught my attention -

"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free."

“Each time we face our fear, we gain strength, courage, and confidence in the doing.”

These quotes inspired me to write the below passage. I hope you can find your own individual meaning in it, as I keep coming back to it and find new strength.

"Sometimes we are all so afraid to be honest with ourselves because we know that honesty will lead us somewhere off the path of the life we've mapped out in our minds. Today, I challenge us to ask ourselves this…

What if we allow our fear to provoke us into action?

Can facing our fear be what walks us to somewhere better?

I do not have your answers, but in the quest to find my own, I've discovered somewhere worth traveling to…

In my life, I ignore my fears too often, but then I'm left with nothing to challenge the best of me. I just remain cowering from my true identity.

There is no discovery."


Oh Jessica, Jessica. I love that you're trying to be smart and all, but stick to your own reading level. Next time try and quote "Green Eggs and Ham" and it won't come out so forced.

She also talks about this "true identity" crap. Is bitch coming out as a lesbo?! I knew her and Paves were bumping ginas!



The Sims the Movie

May 25, 2007 / Posted by:
20th Century Fox has purchased the rights to a live-action version film of the mega-popular computer game "The Sims." The computer game is the best-selling of all time with a whopping $1.6 billion in sales worldwide.
Fox says it will be live-action.
The Sims is a simulated computer game where players determine the careers, love lives, family lives and even personality of the characters in the game.
The creators won't have a hard time finding actors for this crap. Most actors in Hollyweird have no emotion and are basic robots. I hope The Sims movie turns out as well as Super Mario Bros. the Movie.
Source: Coming Soon

Why Did You Lie Paula?

May 25, 2007 / Posted by:
I knew Paula Abdul was lying when she said she "tripped over Tulip" and messed up her nose! That vicodinhead can't fool me. Apparently, the American Idol staff was just as perplexed when they heard this story, because that's not exactly what happened.
A source said, "Paula did not break her nose. She had pitched a fit, threw something into a mirror or glass object, and a shard of glass struck her in the face, which explains why Paula's nose didn't seem swollen."
Paula's rep denies this version of the story. I'm not sure I believe that version either. I think Paula's dealer played a practical joke on her and switched her coke with Oxyclean powder.
Source: Page Six

A 3-Hour Tour

May 25, 2007 / Posted by:
A WHORE MATEY! Britney Spears, Allie and SPF enjoyed a lovely day on a yacht in Los Angeles yesterday. Britney showed up wearing a cheap ass hat and later changed into a bikini. She even decided to light up in front of her kid. Mother of the year!
By the way, I think JJ has run off with the nanny to elope in Vegas. Homeboy is nowhere to be seen. 

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