Afternoon Crumbs

July 19, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Tara's left sack is trying to make a run for it – Egotastic! 
 
Valerie Bertinelli making out with some dude - ASL 
 
Fergie's cartoon eyebrows – Drunken Stepfather 
 
Don't eff with NYC's terror fighting police dogs - Cityrag 
 
How does Michelle Marsh walk with those? – Hollywood Tuna 
 
JT & Biel sneak around NYC – Popsugar
 
Jessica Alba goes tall in Madrid – Hollywood Rag 
 
Another pic of Tom Cruise as a Nazi – Just Jared 
 
Suge Knight is a biter – IDLYITW 
 
The aliens are moving nex to OprahHM!
 
 
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Becks’ Turn

July 19, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Let's see if the other Beckham can score in the TV world. David Beckham "David Beckham's Soccer USA" will star in a 13-week reality show called beginning next week on FOX Soccer Channel. What the hell kind of channel is that? They just show "Bend It Like Beckham" over and over again. Oh and that "Gracie" movie…isn't that about soccer…anyway…back to the facts.
 
A Fox bitch said, "David Beckham's arrival is a tremendous milestone in U.S. soccer history. [The series] will provide an insider's look at his performance with the Los Angeles Galaxy." BORING! I want the series to provide an insider's look into his pants not his soccer performance!
 
Oh and keep Posh away from it. She's TV poison!
 
 
 
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Before Making The Sea Life Swim For Their Lives…..

July 19, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Before Britney undressed showing off her dirty panties and bra to dip into the beach of Malibu yesterday, she was caught showing off her lovely dreadlocks. Those are dreads right? I hope it's intentional, but I'm pretty sure it's not. She's so elegant.
 
In other Britney news, according to Extra TV she will shoot a music video for her new single "Get Back" today. If it's true, this will be her first video in 2 years.
 
I really hope the stylist doesn't ruin those beautiful locks of hers. I look forward to smelling it every single day. Seriously, I can smell it through the computer screen.
 
They are going to burst the budget by bringing in Industrial Light and Magic to try and make her body look hot again.
 
 
 
 
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No Talk Of Nuts

July 19, 2007 / Posted by:

Cisco Adler and his lame band Whitestarr are the subject of a new VH1 reality show called “Rock Life” which premieres August 6th. In the trailer for the show Cisco brags that his band hasn’t really made it, but his love life is excellent. Cisco has been linked to Paris Hilton, Kimbo Stewart and Mischa Barton.

He says in the trailer, “I have some sort of gift with women . . . I tend to find myself dating famous women sometimes. I just write dope songs and fuck hot bitches.”

The charming Cisco goes on to say, “I’m privileged because my father has money . . . I have that stigma attached. But if I could buy a platinum record, I would have bought it a long time ago.”

Fuck hot bitches? I doubt he gets with them. They probably just want to see the infamous saggy nuts in person. His nuts are like the Grand Canyon. You don’t believe it until you see it up close.

Source: Page Six

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She Needs Thermage

July 19, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Granny legs! Posh has said in the past that she doesn't work-out and here's proof! Saggy legs! All she needs is a little thermage and everything will be good again. Well, that's until the skin falls again a few weeks later.
 
In other Posh news, she apparently isn't a fan of Paris Hilton. Paris is quoted as telling friends “I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates.”
 
Upon hearing this little bit of news, Posh is quoted as telling her friends “Over my dead body! We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”
 
Dead body? You're already there sweetheart. That's Mayja!  
 
 
 
 
 

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