The New Pat O’Brien

September 7, 2007 / Posted by:
Kenneth in the (212) posted this blind item on his blog the other day:
Which TV insider has been known to make his own headline news with these superhot nude pics of himself on the gay cruising site

It doesn't take a genius to figure out it's Thomas Roberts. Thomas is only a week into his gig at The Insider. He used to be at CNN Headline News. The pictures don't show face, but they show everything else. Click here (NSFW) to see them. The dick looks skinny and a little warped at the end. He should look into that. 
A rep for The Insider told Page Six , "We have hired Thomas Roberts from CNN for his journalistic strengths and integrity. It is unfortunate that after four days on the job at 'The Insider,' he has become a victim of this malicious personal attack."
Journalistic integrity at The Insider?! It's the fucking Insider! You devote whole segments to The Anorexic Twins! Don't get me wrong, I love that shit.
I wonder if Thomas and Anderson Cooper played "find the weapons of mass destruction" when they were at CNN together? Probably not. I heard Andy doesn't like cream in his coffee.

Put That Kitty In Rehab!

September 7, 2007 / Posted by:
The Sun claims that this picture is of Pete Doherty forcing his cat, Dinger, to smoke crack from a pipe he made especially for it. Friends apparently leaked the picture, because they want Pete's abuse to be exposed. Um…why didn't they just call animal services?
Friends say that after the cat smokes crack it passes out, suffers mood swings and thinks it can fly.  
A friend said, "One in particular has borne the brunt of his drug abuse. Pete thinks it’s hilarious to get it wasted. He even made a special mini-crack pipe out of a bottle so it can get the maximum hit.

“But the kitten is starting to get really bad withdrawal symptoms.

“It has lost some of its balance and takes huge risks jumping over things that are too high. It thinks it can fly. It’s really distressing to see.”

Call the Pet Police!!!! If these so-called friends really cared they would do more than just leak the picture to the press. I do love Dreamboat Doherty, but this bitch is insane and he seriously needs to be put away cold. Poor crack kitty! It never wanted that life. It just wants to lay in the sun and cough up hairballs. Not roam the hood jonesing for it's next high!

I'm holding on to the hope that it's not Pete in the picture, but let's be real….bitch would do it!





Larry Wachowski Still Has A Penis

September 7, 2007 / Posted by:
The other day I wrote about how one-half of The Wachowski Brothers had a sex change. It was reported that Larry became Lana and that he's been asking everyone on the set of their new movie "Speed Racer" to call him by his new name.
FoxNews has reported that Larry is still Larry. They asked producer Joel Silver about it and he said, “It’s all untrue. They just don’t do interviews, so people make things up. People on the set say he doesn't have tits, is still called by Larry and as far as they know still has a dick.
Well, that sucks. Here I thought I found the perfect woman for Keanu Reeves.
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Posing Pregnant

September 7, 2007 / Posted by:
Nicole Richie showed off her baby bump or whatever that is at last night's Fashion Rocks. She borrowed one of Mrs. Roper's old ones and made sure to pose sideways, so that photogs could catch her with child. It's just so weird seeing this chick holding a litter. It just doesn't seem right. It seems illegal. She looks like either a little girl with baby or an old ass memaw with baby.

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