The Movie Event of the Century!!!!!!!!

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Here's the one-sheet for "A Mighty Heart" which stars Angelina Jolie as Marianne Pearl. People are already talking Oscar and this flick hasn't even been released. I'm sure she'll get a nomination and the win, because Angelina is the new Jesus. It hits theaters on June 22nd.
That poster looks like it was made with MS Paint NOT EVEN Photoshop. Cheap asses.
Click here to see a picture of Angie and Marianne having a heart to heart.

Morning Wood

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Dumb and Dumber carefully read cue cards on AI last night – Towleroad 
Ugly Betty meets Ugly Beltty – SOW  
Daryl Hannah wants to buy American – Gabsmash 
The cheerleader from Heroes and some Laguna Beach douche are dating – ICYDK 
Gisele Bundchen's already got a new job – INO 
Sarah Silverman really, I mean really, loves her dog – Popbytes 
Kanye loves porn…according to his mommy – Vh1 Blog

I Think I’m the Only One That Hated Blake Last Night

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:

Everyone seemed to cream their chronies at Blake Lewis’ cover of Bon Jovi’s “You Give Love a Bad Name.” Personally, I thought it sucked. Blake is most likely going to win this bitch and he’s slightly amusing, but it looked like something out of a Junior High School talent show. Everyone will disagree, because everyone I talked to said it was the GREATESTMOSTWONDERFULHOTTESTBEAUTIFULSEXIEST performance of all time forever in the World.

I do dig the brown locks, though.

And click here to see the hotness that is LaKisha giving Simon Cowell some lip-action. You know he got a woody from that and Paula relieved it for him. Now, LaKiki was hot shit last night.

I’m guessing Chris and Phil are packing all their pretty, little shit tonight and going home!!!

Lucky Drew

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Drew Barrymore cleans up nicely. It's a shame she wore a dress made of dyed toilet paper. Baby caca tp! Anyway, she attended the premiere of her film "Lucky You" last night at Tribeca. The movie looks god awful. It looks like something made in the early 90s. Drew stars with Eric Bana in the film about gamblers. Is it just me or does Eric sort of look like Corey  Feldman

Keira Knightley is Becoming “One of Those Girls”

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Yesterday, Keira Knightley told us that she would rather look like Beth Ditto than her anorexic self . Today, she's telling us that she doesn't want to be famous anymore. 
She decided to give a public interview to tell the world that she hates being famous. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. She said,
"The celebrity thing is completely crazy. I think I just have to move away or give it up altogether. I couldn't have kids in the situation I'm in now. But I could just do something else. That's probably what's going to happen. I'm just not so hungry any more. I made a decision very recently that I wanted a life instead."
Less talk, more action sweetheart! I feel for you, darling. It's really difficult being rich, beautiful, young and getting whatever you want, whenever you want it. Those children dying in Africa really should tell themselves to stop being so selfish, because Keira has it so hard.
I'd switch places with her ass in a second! All she has to do is pout and say some lines and she cashes a million dollar check! The only price she pays is getting made fun and having people gossip about you. That happens to all of us anyway, but we don't get millions of dollars for it!
Source: Daily Mail

Battle of the Wonk Eye

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
A Dlisted reader wrote me last week about "wonk eye" surgery. She said she had it and that it was painless and only cost around $1,5000. Her insurance even covered it. So why haven't Lucy Liu or Parasite gone under the knife? I love Lucy, so I'm not going to touch that….but Paris?!
You'd think this vain bitch would fix the beak and the pirate eye. Maybe she thinks she's perfect, but if that's the case she's in a world of delusion. Even that acid-trip dress can't hide the fact that her left eye is working overtime for the right eye!

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