I Love It When the Elderly Fight

May 13, 2007 / Posted by:
 
High glamour! Joan Collins and Linda Evans known as Alexis and Krystle from "Dynasty" are battling it out again. The two just finished up a 30-week tour of the play "Legends!" The show was supposed to come to Broadway, but that doesn't seem likely.
 
Joan is pissed off at Linda, because she says Linda purposely hurt her. Joan's rep says, "Joan ended the tour with a sprained knee, a scar on her hand and almost choked to death!!! Evans kicked Joan's hand so hard that she now has a permanent scar and cannot wear a ring on her right hand. And she spent five weeks in therapy when Evans took it too far and allegedly pushed her off the stage."  
 
The play had a few cat fight scenes in it and Joan claims Linda went too far by trying to kill her! Five weeks of therapy? I love it! Joan seriously had a writer come up with that crap.
 
Linda's camp fires back! "Joan Collins is the biggest fucking sack of shit. She's the single most unprofessional actress working in Hollywood. Linda Evans hurting somebody? I find it unbelievable."
 
This is news to me! Joan is actually working in Hollywood? Yeah right!
 
The producer of the show said he was unaware of Joan's injuries and therapy. He seemed to take Linda's side. Joan responded with, "I'm surprised they are saying this. It was an unpleasant experience which is now over and the people you refer to are thankfully out of my life!"
 
I'm sad I never got to see this show. It was probably a massive trainweck! Get these two sluts in bikinis, oil them up and let them wrestle it out!
 
Source: Page Six
 
 

Pussycat Tranny and Laguna Beach Douche

May 13, 2007 / Posted by:
 
The main Peniscat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger, and her boyfriend Talan Torriero from Laguna Beach looked like they were taking advantage of cameras being around while on vacation in Hawaii yesterday. She's totally doing him in the ass in that picture above.
 
She's one of the few girls that look better WITH fifty-pounds of make-up.  
 
 
 
 
 
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Hot Slut of the Week: Walter Mercado

May 13, 2007 / Posted by:

 

Age: 75
Birthday: March 9, 1932
Birth Name: Walter Mercado

Original Date of HS of the Day: May 7, 2007
Claim to Fame: Puerto Rican teen idol turned astrologer to the stars!

Where is he now? He is a personal astrologer to many celebrities although he won't say who. He also is a regular fixture on Univision.
Why is he HS of the Week? Look at his ass! He's like a Latin Liberace and he's nuts!

 

 

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Is She For Real?!?

May 13, 2007 / Posted by:
 
TMZ has a letter they swear is from Candy Spelling to Paris Hilton. Candy has a lot of time on her hands if she really wrote this letter. I mean the woman does have a room in her house dedicated to wrapping presents, so I guess she does have time. Here's the letter:
 
Dear Paris,

As someone who has known you for most of your life, I pay special attention to your press coverage. (Apparently, I'm not alone, based on the responses every word about you creates on TMZ.com and elsewhere.)

Paris, I'm very worried about you. The last week has not only been an obvious roller-coaster for you emotionally, but your strategy went from blaming employees and stating silly excuses like, "I don't read," to your new lawyer's tactic to have you sound mature and take some responsibility. In between, the paparazzi continue to follow you shopping and taking self-defense classes (to protect yourself in jail?), and some over-zealous friends staged embarrassing protests (three people?), and wasted taxpayer funds with a petition to pardon you.

People who are rich and famous are not treated like "regular" people, even though you claim to now be just like everyone else. In most situations, your privileged life works to your benefit. You have opportunities, access and resources like few others; and frankly, you can get away with more bad behavior and excuses than most people could even imagine. However, as the real possibility of jail approaches — whether it's 21 days or 45 or whatever the latest report is — it's time to get real. It's time to find "a Paris" somewhere between "heiress" and a character on "The Simple Life." I know she's there, and I know she can be a good citizen and maturely face consequences other people would have to face under the same circumstances.

I am sorry you have been sentenced to jail. I can't think of too much that would be worse. But since you let this happen, use the next couple of weeks preparing not only by publicly learning to fight (not a good message to fellow inmates), but by looking around, realizing that you are not as truly entitled as your money implies. You are a young woman who can add more to her community than establishing new definitions for infamy.

Best,

Candy Spelling

 
First let me say, Candy is so fug it hurts. Second of all, it's a positive letter I guess. Why do people even care? If you ask me, Paris is a lost cause. I think people change, but not that dumbskankho. It's just not possible. Candy needs to spend more time wrapping presents and less time trying to help a lost cause.
 
 
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