The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for May 3rd!!!

May 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Like what you see? Buy the tape! Send a check or money order to:
Tanya Harding School of Moves
69 Toofless Way
Trailertown, KY 24652 – TwoDrinkMin
Britney is now on the next part of her comeback tour: middle schools and kindergartens. – Nanners 
Yet another middle shcool teacher seduces her students. – pnutmn 
Thanks Jessica

They are Going to “Whoop” His Ass

May 3, 2007 / Posted by:

Best Week Ever has a little video of Screech on Celebrity Fit Club basically talking caca on every single cast member. Since it’s reality TV they decide to play it in front of all of them. Classic! He calls Kimberly Locke “a loser” which makes me thinks he’s gotten alzheimers early. He doesn’t remember the fact that he hasn’t been a hit TV show… ever? He doesn’t remember that he released his own sex tape which was staged!?! He doesn’t remember that he whored t-shirts out on the internet to pay for his house. Winner all the way!

He’s so going to get his ass beat by Da Brat.


Who Wants to See This Skank Naked?

May 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Former "The View" co-host and all-around annoying hag, Debbie Matenopoulos, may bare all in Playboy according to TMZ .  Debbie was apparently chatting up with some Apprentice chick that recently bared it for the men's magazine. The Apprentice chick is an attorney and apparently got a really juicy deal from Playboy.
Debbie was apparently interested on what she could possibly get from showing the goods.
Please don't Debbie. If you do make sure you find the greatest Photoshop artist of all-time. I mean like the effin Michelangelo of Photoshop artists! PLEASE! You know if she did Rosie O'Donnell would be rubbing the clit to that. Sorry, that was a little much.
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The Hoff is Drunk

May 3, 2007 / Posted by:

Looks like the Alec Baldwin tape has started a trend! A video of The Hoff looking and acting mighty drunk has been leaked to “The Insider.” The video was shot by his 17-year-old daughter 3 months ago. She begs him, “dad look what this is doing to you. You have to stop drinking alcohol, promise me you won’t drink anymore. They’re going to come tomorrow and test you and you’re going to lose your job.”

A inside source told “The Insider”, “David told his daughters that if he ever fell off the wagon, they should tape him so that he’ll know what kind of condition he’s in and learn something from it.”

The Hoff also issued this statement: “I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that, I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work. I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my children, who were concerned for my well-being, there was a tape made when I had a relapse to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it, and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my children.”

The “job” she’s talking about is a role in the Las Vegas production of The Producers.

He’s a MESS! Blue jeans, gut over vagina, slurred words, pizza…I almost thought it was Brit Brit!

Smile Wonky! You’re Going to the Clink!

May 3, 2007 / Posted by:
The Los Angeles City Attorney has filed papers asking the courts to give Parasite Hilton 45 days in jail for violating her probation. She will appear in court tomorrow for allegedly driving on a suspended license. Her license was suspended to a DUI charge.
She was stopped in January and in February even though she wasn't supposed to be driving. She also failed to enroll in a booze education program within 21 days after she was told to do so.
TMZ reports:
The legal papers ask that "Hilton be ordered to serve 45 days in County Jail." Prosecutors also want her to be ordered "not to consume any alcohol for a continuous period of 90 days." During that 90-day period, prosecutors want her "to be monitored for alcohol consumption … by use of a Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring (SCRAM) device at her expense."
Let's just hope the judge isn't a total moron and let's her go. 45 days of Paris in jail would be a dream. Can you imagine?  I don't know how this ho is going to stay away from the booze for 90-days! I'm sure a lot of the dudes she's with drink and doesn't booze travel to the jizz?

Afternoon Crumbs

May 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Kate Bosworth's nipple might be saying hello – Egotastic!
Pulp MuppetsCollege Humor
Amanda Woodward and Dr. Peter heat up – ASL
Piper Perabo needs a hug – The Bastardly
If LC jumped off a cliff, would you? – Mollygood
Celebrities and their dog twinsCityrag
Sandra Bullock means business – Hollywood Rag
Lindsay Lohan is still drunk – IDLYITW
Natasha Henstridge is still hot – Hollywood Tuna
"A Might Heart" the trailer – Just Jared
Isla Fisher is a Cookie Queen – Popsugar
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It’s Tylenol!

May 3, 2007 / Posted by:
The National Enquirer got a hold of a picture they claim if Andy Dick allegedly "snorting coke" at Snitch in NYC on April 24th. The person who took the picture said, "Andy dick was a complete mess. He was so out of it that most of the cocaine ended up around his nose rather than in his nose."
Shocking! Andy does drugs! He's probably trying to escape the fact that he's a huge homo. Imagine the coke bref on that one! Nasty…

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