Topanga Turned Lance Gay!

October 24, 2007 / Posted by:

Danielle Fishell aka Topanga from “Boy Meets World” when on the Tyra Show with Lance Bass and talked about how she almost lost her virginity to him. They went out back in the day when Lance was still undercover. Topanga wanted to get all into Lance’s bass, but he wasn’t having it. He told her it wasn’t the right time, because she didn’t have a dick and low hangers. No! He didn’t say that.

It was nice of him not to pop her cherry. Now they can laugh about it over cosmos and the latest issue of Vogue.



Little Man

October 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Tommy Cruise allowed Katie Holmes out of her box to attend the German premiere of "Lions For Lambs" tonight. She looks like a made-up corpse. It's no wonder, because Tommy has sucked the life out of her. Now she's just a walking fake smile in a fancy dress.
He's saying to her "smile, slouch, make me look taller, smile, slouch, make me look taller."
Her dress is purty, but it would look sooo much better on Tom and he knows it. One day Tom…one day. 

Reunited And It Smells So Bad

October 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears and KFed have reunited at the Beverly Hills hotel this afternoon for Parenting Without Conflict classes. The program lasts sex (typo, but I like it) sessions and was one of the requirements the judge ordered them to complete. The class teaches divorced parents how to raise their kids.
Apparently, Brit started crying her eyes out as soon as she arrived. TMZ reports this is only the third time since their divorce that Brit and KFed have been in the same room together.
Aww….they are going to fall in love all over again. Yeah, right. She probably brought a frying pan to beat him over the head with after class. You know BS brought her ipod and a frap, because there's no way she's listening to a teacher tell her how to raise those kids.

Debbie Nooooo!

October 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Constantine Mouralis, 32, and Debbie Gibson, 37, are an item according to UsWeekly. The two were seen holding hands in NYC last night after meeting at a performance of "Grease" in August.
Connie told Us, "She's a sweetheart. She's classy, has built a nice career and doesn't drink or do drugs. We're close, and it's cool. We have a lot of mutual friends, and we both have a theater background, so we have a lot in common."
Debbie! You can do so much better than that dweeb! Debbie may not drink or do drugs now, but if she stays with Connie she'll have to hit the pipe! That's the only way she'll be able to deal with him.
Electric Youth is still one of the greatest songs of all-time. Feel the power, you see the energy comin up!

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