Remember Debbie Matenopolous? She was the dumb twat on the first season of “The View” that got fired, because she’s dumb and annoying. I was hoping that was the last we’d see of her unless we happened to stop into a Dairy Queen in NJ where she would probably be Assistant Manger. Unfortunately, the E! channel bought her ass and now she’s everywhere.
Yesterday, she attended a show at L.A. fashion week with porn star Kim Kardashian. I think Kim’s big break aka her porn movie comes out today.
Saggy vag all around.
Jordan and Kerry Katona used to be BFFs, but now that Jordan is like mum of the year or something she’s turned her back on Kerry! Yes, Kerry is a huge mess, but she’s hot. Jordan actually said that she’s afraid her old friend will turn into Anna Nicole Smith.
She said, “I want to speak to her but I can’t get through because she hasn’t got a phone, but I would like her to call me. She has my number.And I only said she would end up like Anna Nicole Smith because I’m worried about her.”
Kerry doesn’t have a phone?! OMG, she’s an old school crackhead. Does she handle all her business at a payphone? I love that. Jordan needs to mind her own business! Kerry is an angel and beautiful person! It’s funny how “Anna Nicole” has become the new phrase for death.
Do we really care that Sienna Miller can’t drive and went for driving lessons in London the other day? Apparently I do, because I’m posting about it. Is this is what it’s come to?
Hey, I got something else too! Apparently Sienna got a new tattoo last week. Driving lessons and tattoos! The big news people.
Britney’s spokeswhore confirmed that she has completed treatment at Promises in Malibu and is out!!! Brit checked herself into rehab for the third time on February 22nd. An average stay at Promises is around 45 days, but Britney is a fast healer.
This statement was issued: “Britney has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Centre after successfully completeing their program.”
“We ask that the media respects her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”
Lock up your booze cabinets! I have a little faith in Britney and actually think she’ll stay away from the clubs for at least one night, but she’ll be back at it tomorrow! She probably headed straight to 7-Eleven for an icee with a little vodka in it and a cheeto sandwich.
A*hole extraordinaire, Dallas Austin, was caught on a video telling the World that Joss Stone will fuck your ass for tracks and then leave you when she’s gone. He also said that Christina Aguilera sleeps around and was obsessed with him. He said that Xtina met her current husband, Jordan Bratman, through him because Jordy was his former assistant. He eloquently said “all these bitches be fuckin’ for tracks.”
Dallas is backtracking and has apologized for the statements he made:
“Every action generates an equal and opposite reaction. My statement about Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone was a reaction to an incident I care not to discuss in any forum, and while I may have felt justified, I do owe an apology to Christina, Joss and their families.
“The comments I made about Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone were purely an act of retaliation not of malice or cruel intent. As we all have our boiling points, I sincerely apologize as this is not my character nor should I have let anyone’s actions push me to this limit. I have let my family, friends, employees and business associates down with my actions.
“All content and any malicious statements that were in my control have been removed from outlets that may have posted this.
“Please accept this as my formal statement and apology to all parties involved.”
Too late! Can’t take it back! He’s totally going to check into rehab now with Jenna Jameson. That’s the answer for everything!
Radar is reporting that Angelina Jolie received between $1.75 million and $2 million for the first photos of Pax Thien Jolie. People Magazine has the first set of photos on newsstands this week.
People said that number is “absurd” but went on to say “We don’t comment on the specifics on any negotiations.”
Angie and Pax also left Vietnam yesterday bound for the U.S.
Hey I’m sure she’s giving the money to her favorite charity, HERSELF! Couldn’t she wait a little while longer to sell her new kid? I mean at least wait a week to let the poor kid rest!
Jenna Jameson spoke out about her sudden weightloss on her MySpace:
I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now. This saddens me… only because, everyone that is judging me… has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic. Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce? It has been weighing heavily on me. I worked extremely hard for years to secure my success, and i have been forced to fight for everything I busted my ass for. This has definitely affected my weight. It really hurts that my fans and everyone else) have taken it upon themselves to be so horrible, screaming eat a burger! or we want the old jenna back! I’m sure everyone out there has gone through tough times, and this is when I need support.
I wish I could enlighten everyone with what is exactly going on in my divorce and business, but I can’t because of legal proceedings. I really hope everyone understands and remembers I am human, and I really need friends and the love and support right now.
Soon the divorce will be settled and I am hoping to come out unscathed, but my x is doing his best to make it hard. Thanks for all of your support, and remember I love you!
Let’s be real. Did a nasty divorce also cause her to get plastic surgery on her face? I mean she’s definitely had some work on that mug. Oh and she could be more right when she said how she’s “busted her ass” for everything she’s worked for. I’m sure she’s busted a couple of vaginas too!
Last night during Sanjaya’s hideous performance of The Kinks’ “Girl You Really Got Me Going” was this little girl who either felt what most of us were feeling at the time or is Sanjaya’s biggest and probably only fan.
The girl really revealed to me who is actually voting for his ass. It’s little girls like this that actually love him, I mean love him like he was a delicious Zinger, and people like me who vote for him just to see Idol go down.
Whatever the reason is, she’s really hot.
This is exactly why Paris Hilton should not be allowed to adopt pets. – Tantric
Anna Nicole and Daniel have been reincarnated already!? Wow! – Impertinent Vixen