Posh Beckham looked like a French maid drag queen at her welcome party at MOCA last night in Los Angeles. The party was attended by the "who's who of Hollywood" and by that I mean a bunch of freak! Of course, David Beckham's stalker, Tom Cruise and his alien wife were there. Along with Will Smith and his beard, Jada Pinkett Smith.
Finally Posh looked hot! I mean yes she bought her shoes on Hollywood Blvd, but still. Bitch is looking like she's ready for anything and by anything I mean a midnight drag show.
Good morning skanks! What better way to start a Monday morning with a little bit of CoCo. CoCo attended the Roasting of Flavor Flav last night with Ice-T. It looks like the only roasting that went down happened on CoCo's breastes. Damn, those things look beat! They get more action than the track at the Indy 500!
That being said, she's a breath of fresh whore. She totally has to go in for a routine tightening every 3 months. Those things aren't going anywhere.