An Old Dude and His Surfboard

May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Patrick Swayze will put his wetsuit back on for a sequel to the 1991 hit "Point Break" which also starred Keanu Reeves when he was hot. Patrick will reprise his role, but it's doubtful that Keanu will be back. Keanu's nasty ass is probably too dirty for the water and enviromentalists don't want him to contaminate the sea life!  
Patrick will play an ex-surfer sent to track a criminal gang in south east Asia. Peter Iliff the writer of the first movie will write and direct the second. He said, "I would like to return to Point Break because it represents my career coming full circle. The original was the first movie I ever wrote, the sequel would be my first ever directorial effort."
Old dudes coming back to old roles is a new trend! Sly Stallone doing Rocky, Harrison Ford doing Indy Jones, Bruce Willis doing Die Hard.  Now if they can just get Paul Hogan to do another Crocodile Dundee, the circle will be complete! WTF happened to Paul Hogan?

Patty Hearst Thinks Paris’ Cellmates Need the Help

May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
TMZ is becoming the go to place for "celebrities" to send their letters about Paris Hilton. First Candy Spelling and now Patty Hearst. Patty wrote in to TMZ to clear the rumors that she wrote an open letter to the piece of trash. Patty wrote:
Dear TMZ,

Imagine my surprise upon learning of the "advice" I had been giving Paris Hilton. In spite of reports to the contrary, I can assure you that I have not had any contact with Paris (or any member of her family) regarding her upcoming jail time, or any other matter. Like Governor Schwarzenegger, I have had many more important things to think about.

However, since I'm thinking about it now, I must say that my heart goes out to the inmates of the Century Regional Detention Center. Forty-five days with Paris Hilton and the attendant publicity seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me. Perhaps THEY should be petitioning the Governor for relief?

OK, that wasn't nice. But seriously, if Paris really wants my advice it's this: Read Candy Spelling's letter several times and take her advice to heart.

–Patricia Hearst

If Patty really wrote this than she gets props! I never thought about the poor inmates that will have to deal with Paris. She's right we should all petition on getting relief for those poor saps. But something tells me those butch dykes can handle themselves.

Leah Remini is Not Trying to Convert JLo

May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Leah Remini is a member of the crazy Scientologists and JLo is rumored to be a member. The two have been hanging out a lot lately sparking rumors that Leah is trying to get her ass! Leah said that she isn't trying to convert her big-bootied friend.
She said, "Two girls can't hang out together? What does that have to do with religion? I just don't understand it. I would never question, "Such-and-such is hanging out. Does anybody know her religious beliefs? Because that's why they're probably hanging out together." She's a fabulous girl. I'm fabulous to hang out with. But it's like, "What could these two have in common? She must be trying to convert her!" 
"I read once that I was trying to get Jennifer to do Scientology because it helps with fertility. I don't know what that's about. That's bull – that we're sitting there at the Polo Lounge talking about fertility. I think Jennifer knows how to get pregnant."
First of all, it grossed me out that she said she's "fabulous" to hang out with. Second of all, she's not trying to convert JLo, because JLo is probably already one of them!  
Source: People

Call PETA!!!!

May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Pete Doherty was photographed leaving Kate Moss' house with a basket full of little kittens. While Petey waited for a taxi to take him to the recording studio he showed off his lovely friends to the paps. He also showed off some massive amounts of gray hair! Bitch is only 28!!!! Crack turns your hair gray, I guess.
Crack kittens! He's going to use those kitties to get his drugs across the border. No, I shouldn't say that. He loves them….umm….I hope. God, I love his ass and if I didn't get some dreadful disease I'd totally hit that.

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