Lily Allen’s Greatest Look

August 17, 2007 / Posted by:
22-year-old Lily Allen left a London nightclub last night in a plastic bag. She climbed into a shopping bag and made her friends carry her fat ass 50-yards to her car. How the bag didn't break is beyond me. Lily is supposed to be sick. At least that's what she said was the reason for cancelling several of her European gigs. She even posted a doctor's note on her MySpace and everything. Maybe the bar is the only place she can get her medicine.
Lily is a dumb dumb, but her friends are even dumber. HELL NO would I carry my friend down the street in a bag unless the bitch was dead and even then it would take me years, because I would have to keep stopping for drink breaks.
Source: Daily Mail

Carmen Electra Had An Album?!

August 17, 2007 / Posted by:
This is news to me, but apparently Carmen Electra put out a music album back in 1993. The album featured such song titles as "Go-Go Dancer" and "Go On (Witcha Bad Self)." Sounds like a winner.
Well, Carmen said she's going to give music another go. For what purpose I'm not sure. At a party for Diesel last weekend Carmen slipped the DJ one of her new songs where witnesses say it didn't suck. Yes, because they were probably bombed on free booze.
Nowadays just about everyone and anyone wants to put out an album. Just because you're semi-hot and have big tits doesn't mean you're built for music. Stick to what you know. I like Carmen, but if it didn't work the first time…chances are it's not going to work the second.  
Source: Page Six – Image: Splash

Birthday Sluts

August 17, 2007 / Posted by:

Donnie Wahlberg (38)
Sue Hawk (46)
Sean Penn (47)
Belinda Carlisle (49)
Martha Coolidge (61)
Robert De Niro (64)
Maureen O’Hara (87)


And…We’re Back In!

August 16, 2007 / Posted by:
Earlier this week Amy Wino was in rehab then she wasn't then she was, but only for 2 days. Well, it looks like she's back in rehab. For real this time. Wino was interviewed this morning outside her home in Camden. She said she was fine and all the stories about her rampant drug use aren't completely true.
Her rep issued this statement:
"Amy Winehouse is putting all her touring commitments for this month on hold until further notice in order to address her health issues. Amy will now not be performing at this weekend's V Festival in Chelmsford and Staffordshire. Her family has requested that the media respect Amy's privacy at this time."
So…it looks like she's in rehab this hour. Next hour might be different. Who does she think she is?! Britney Spears? Lindsay Lohan? These hos go in and out of rehab as many times as they change their undies. Bad analogy. They never change those things.
UPDATE – I changed the post pic. I like this one better. Sexyback. 
Image: Splash

It’s A Joke Alright

August 16, 2007 / Posted by:
Earlier I posted Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's beautiful music, "Body Language." Ryan Seacrest played the song this morning on KIIS-FM. Well, Spencer told People that it was a joke.
He said, "We did it as a joke. It's not her single at all. It was never meant to be heard by anyone but us. Over my dead body would I rap on Heidi's first single. Heidi is so upset because this was not the first sound she wanted people to hear from her.
Um….how did Ryan get it then? I'm sure Heidi and Spencer hand delivered it, asked Ryan to play it, waited for it to leak then called up People and cried about it. Attention whores. The fake storylines on "The Hills" must be getting extra-lame, so they needed this little bit to spice things up.  

Grossness….Who Would Marry That?!

August 16, 2007 / Posted by:
25-year-old Jenna Bush is engaged to her longtime boyfriend, President George Bush. No, his name is Henry Hager. The White HOuse released this statement:
"President and Mrs. George W. Bush are happy to announce the engagement of their daughter, Jenna Bush, to Mr. Henry Hager, son of the Honorable and Mrs. John H. Hager of Richmond, Virginia. Miss Bush and Mr. Hager became engaged Wednesday, August 15, 2007." 
So proper!
Jenna is a public school teacher in DC. Her daddy should attend her classes. He needs it.
Congrats to Jenna! By the way….when did Jenna become so damn plump? She used to be a small thing. Booze bloat! 
Source: People
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August 16, 2007 / Posted by:
Is Salma Hayek going to give birth to a 10-year-old?! Damn, she looks hot. You know how I feel about big chi-chis and these are especially special. I just want play basketball with those things. I just want to nuzzle my face into those. I just want to…ok I'll stop.
Salma better pop soon!
Source: TMZ

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