Morning Wood

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Who might be carrying, but keeps denying it?INO 
 
Demi Moore is sick of the girls only club - ICYDK 
 
Posh and Becks are really in love – Mollygood 
 
Julia Roberts really wants another Oscar – Gabsmash 
 
Mel Gibson needs to lose a few – SOW 
 
Meredith Viera's teefs are a lovely shade of gross – IBBB 
 
Mrs. Cavalli's skirt comes off in front of everyone…hahaha! – Celebrity Warship
 
 
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Tulip Tripped Her On Purpose

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:

Broken nose my ass! Paula Abdul told a FOX News station how she “chipped” her nose over the weekend. She said she fell face flat to try and avoid killing her chihuahua, Tulip. I’m guessing that Paula’s real reason for visiting the hospital was to get more Vicodin. Bitch can hardly keep her eyes open! Tulip doesn’t appreciate liars Paula!

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Move Over Posh

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:
 
While Posh is spending David Beckham's money in Los Angeles, he's spending time with Helen Mirren. The two posed together at the Greatest Britons Awards and Helen was left speechless.
 
She said, "I am absolutely speechless. What can I say? 
 
"He is the best of Britain in every way. He is a great icon for this country."
 
Helen should've tapped that shit! No doubt she would've showed him what a real woman can do. None of this "ouch it hurts" shit! Helen would've hopped on that and rode it till it broke.
 
 
Source: Daily Mail
 

The Hottest Homeless Dude in History

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Johnny Depp arrived to the premiere of "POTC3" in Tokyo looking like a homeless man again. Who cares, he's still one of the hottest bitches around. I'd still eat a ham sammie out of his butt cheeks.
 
In other Depp news! He said that kissing Keira Knightley was "awkward" because she smells. No, because she's so much younger than him.
 
He said, "The smooches are always so awkward, especially because Keira and I have never been in that kind of situation together. She's, like, three and I'm a thousand! We've known each other for a few years and suddenly it was, 'Are you ready for this?' And you just do it. It becomes more like a stunt in a way. She was a great sport about it."
 
Bitch looks hot for a thousand and Keira looks beat down and used for being 3.  
 
 

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