Remember the original American Idol reject, William Hung? Well, he’s back and is ready to get back to singing or something. I think between taking opera classes to fine tune his gorgeous voice, he’s been stuffing his face with Big Macs. Just a hunch.
Kelly Osbourne for Playboy – POTO
Britney Spears is a cheap ass – Cityrag
Posh will soon become a reality – Hollywood Tuna
Rachel Hunter’s new dude is really hot – Derek Hail
Cameron Diaz doesn’t want to be ScarJo’s bff – Hollywood Rag
Prince Harry gets his march on – Just Jared
Jared Leto is a bad ass or something – IDLYITW
Sienna Miller admits the obvious – Egotastic!
Fishsticks tells a bunch of kids she’s sorry she’s not Britney and then she opened her legs and showed her salsa…ok she didn’t do that last part – Popsugar
Jessica and John get caught in the rain – ASL
Annie Leibovitz was hired to shoot a new ad campaign for Disney. The campaign called World’s Year of a Million Dreams dresses up celebrities as famous Disney characters. The first images of the series will be in the March edition of Vogue, GQ and other magazines.
The first set has David Beckham as the Sleeping Beauty prince, Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella, Beyonce as Alice, Lyle Lovett as the March Hare and Oliver Platt as the Mad Hatter. Annie will soon find celebrities to play The Little Mermaid, Peter Pan and other characters.
I dig em, but please please don’t cast Paris Hilton as Tinkerbell!! You know she’s going to promise Annie a blow job if she gives her the role.
The fine folks at CollegeHumor.com have a video from some Christian rock duo with a song entitled “God Hates Fags.” The band is called the Evening Service and at first I thought it was a joke, but they have a website and everything. Damn, this is my new jam and now I’m totally going to have this song in my head all day. I say we disco remix it!
Click here to see the video! Thanks JJalleo
Teri Hatcher doesn’t drink wine, but that hasn’t stopped her from pouring a glass of it into her bath each day to smoothe her skin. Apparently, many swear that a little glass of the grape can make your skin like a baby’s ass.
An expert said, “In 1993, Joseph Vercauterem, of Bordeaux University, discovered vinotherapy. Research has revealed grape seeds’ priceless benefits for the skin.”
So what does her skin still look like a white, leather bag? Please, you know she’s like drinking up her bath water like a thirsty german shepard.
Residents of the Wonderland rehab facility where Lindsay Lohan is receiving treatment are upset that she’s getting to leave so much. Lindsay left again yesterday to have her car serviced. She then stopped by the set of her movie before returning back to rehab.
Residents have told TMZ that when Lindsay is there, her friends, hairstylists, make-up people and masseuse are allowed to tend to her. The facility has also given her the key to the front door.
Lindsay’s rep said, “Lindsay is 100% not getting special treatment. She’s getting the same as everyone else. This isn’t the Betty Ford Clinic, it’s not a lockdown facility. There is personal time. All these naysayers who keep blogging and speaking out, like the ‘Today’ show, they don’t know what she’s going through, they’re not there. They shouldn’t speak until they’ve gone through something like that.”
She also wanted to make sure that everyone knows Lindsay had her appendix was taken out and was not in the hospital for anything else.
Ok, I’m no expert….but isn’t the point of rehab to stay there and get help. I mean people check themselves in there, so they won’t be tempted to booze or pill pop right? She better watch herself, because some crazed resident is going to beat her ass while she’s getting a manicure from her personal manicurist!
Tara Conner is trying really hard to shed her drunken ho image – TMZ
Doctor Who wants Britney Spears to play a sex-crazed alien – SOW
James Denton is sick of people taking his picture while he pisses – ICYDK
Posh joins the blogger family – Mollygood
Is that Jayden James? – ONTD
Last October, Dlisted reader Timothy witnessed a scuffle between Elijah Wood and Jared Leto at the MTV U Woodie Awards. Elijah has told Jane Magazine what that little situation was all about.
Elijah said, “He was basically upset at the fact that I said I didn’t like his band. He said that initially and then walked away. I guess he thought I was laughing at him, but I was more shell-shocked and telling people around me, ‘Whoa, I just got told off by Jared Leto for not liking his band.’ And that’s when he came back and grabbed me.”
Jared then apparently said to him, “I would never try to be like other actors and attempt to make (music) myself. I mean, have you heard 30 Seconds to Mars? … F—ing awful, man!”
Elijah told him it wasn’t personal and said the whole thing was “ridiculous.”
Midget fight! Seriously, I’m not sure who would win in that fight. I think Leto’s bark is bigger than his bite.
Emma Bunton aka Baby Spice from the Spice Girls has confirmed that she’s knocked up with her first child. Emma is expecting in the Summer with boyfriend of 8-years, Jade Jones. That leaves Sporty Spice aka Lesbo Spice as the only member of the girl group that hasn’t popped one out.
She said, “I guess I will be handing over the ‘Baby’ tag now to a deserving little new owner.”
Mel B aka Scary is also expecting a baby with the baby daddy to be determined at a future date.
George Clooney may be slumming it with famous pass-around-patty, Pamela Anderson. The two were seen on January 7th “canoodling” at the Sherman Oaks, CA restaurant, Valley Inn. After that date, they have been seen around town and on “dog walking” dates.
A source said, “George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet.”
Oh George! Just don’t share bar nuts with her! You do not want the Hep!