Pump You Up

June 5, 2007 / Posted by:
French fashion designer, Thierry Mugler, has apparently taken his love for the muscle to the extreme. The WOW Report has a picture of Thierry in all his freaky glory. Thierry has fled the fashion life and instead has been focusing on becoming some sort of nasty beast!
A source said, "He's been incommunicado since he closed his couture house. What he's done to his body is totally scary." Thierry now wants to be called Manfred.
If you click below you'll see the NSFW pic including Thierry's little friend. The muscle part isn't that bad, but the dick looks like it's been worked on by Dr. Frankenstein! Don't show this to Angelina or she'll get jealous at the amount of veins he's got through his body!
That being said, I'd hit it. Well….sluts like variety in their dicks!
Click here to see the NSFW Thierry in all his veiny glory!
Thanks W

More Baby Buying For Brangelina?

June 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Some people purchase t-shirts, keychains, lighters or mugs from the places they visit. Brangelina buys babies! According to reports Angelina Jolie is interested in picking up a little souvenir from Prague, a baby boy. The Jolie-Pitt clan are in Prague while Angie shoots her latest flick.
The Sun UK reports that after visiting a Catholic orphanage she became enamored with a little boy.
A source said, "Angelina celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday and had told Brad she felt it was time to extend the family again. Her maternal instincts are in overdrive and she felt a bond with the kid straight away. She called Brad and said she had found a child who would fit in perfectly with the other kids."
This would be child #5 if it happens. Didn't this bitch just complain about not having even "mommy/daddy" time, but yet she wants to add another kid to their group?
The funny thing is everytime I hear rumors about them buying another baby I think "nooo…" but it always turns out to be true!  
Bitches are starting a cult I know it! First, they buy all these babies. Then they invite the Brangaloonies to their new compound and then the brainwashing begins!  
Souce: Starpulse

Jordan’s Crystal Daughter

June 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Jordan has revealed that she's having a baby girl and will name her Crystal after the title character of her second novel. Yes, second novel. I read the first one and I think I blacked it out, because I can't remember a thing about it. It was about some skank who skanks it up and gets implants. Yeah, that was basically it.
Jordan's second book will win loads of prizes I'm sure. A Pulitzer maybe? A Nobel Peace Prize? 
This is a glittering and sexy story of passion and betrayal and one woman's search for true love. Crystal is beautiful, talented and ambitious. All her life she has dreamed of making it as a singer. After years of trying to break into the music industry her chance finally comes when her girl band enters a TV reality show contest. But Crystal has a secret. She's fallen for the wrong man and this one mistake could cost her everything – her friendships, her fame and her chance of ever finding love again…
So basically Jordan's daughter is going to be named after a slut in her book! Classy. Here's Jordan dressed as Cubic Zirconia Barbie for a signing of her book at Harrod's in London. 

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