Melanie Griffith and her plastic face bought a little puppy for her daughter in Los Angeles yesterday. People still buy animals from pet stores? I was told that was a no-no and you should buy from breeders and shit. The puppy is cute, Melanie is not. However, that dude behind Melanie is mighty fine.
Oh and news is going to be shitty today I'm sure. It's Memorial Day! So Happy Memo Day! Shouldn't you be roasting a hot dog or something?