Birthday Sluts

July 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Ringo Starr (67)
Michelle Kwan (27)
Troy Garity (34)
Cree Summer (38)
Jorja Fox (39)
Vonda Shepard (44)
Bill Campbell (48)
Jessica Hahn (48)
Shelley Duvall (58)


Kids Don’t Know How To Kidnap Properly These Days

July 6, 2007 / Posted by:
A 12-year-old girl and her 10-year-old sister were arrested in Oklahoma after their kidnapping plot was foiled. The two girls kidnapped their neighbor's baby, 1-year-old Brandon Wells, from his home at 5:30am and left a ransom note.
The note read, "If you want to see your son again then you won't call police and report him missing and you will leave $200,000 on the sofa tonight and we will return your son back safe." They signed it "the kidnappers."
Their genius plan went sour when their mom found the baby in the bedroom. They told her that they found him on the corner. Their mother started to look for the number of Brandon's mother while the elder sister took him back to the neighbor's house. She told Brandon's mother that the 10-year-old was the one who kidnapped him. What a rat! 
Brandon's mother said that the younger sister had already been banned from her home, but she wouldn't say why.
The girls are currently being held at a juvenile detention center. They haven't yet been formally charged.
The police captain said, "I've been doing this 18 1/2 years, and this is the first time I know of when a 10- and a 12-year-old kidnapped a 1-year-old. It definitely ranks up there with the unusual crimes."
I usually don't blame TV or media for things like this, but I blame TV and media for this. They probably watched some episode of Law & Order and got the idea from there. I have to hand it to them though, they sure aim high. $200,000?! Just how much do Barbies cost these days? 
Thanks momthemumsie

Costume Jewelry

July 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Two Eva LongWHORIA posts in one day is gross, but I had to comment on that hideous necklace she wore to her civil ceremony today in France. I wrote earlier that she married Tony Parker today and will marry him again on 7/7/07 in a much more lavish ceremony.
Anyway, who picked out that hideous thing! It totally came from the Joan Rivers collection from QVC. I mean she had two main gays with her, Paves and Robert Verdi. Couldn't one of them have told her it looked tacky with that Chanel dress? What am I talking about? They probably picked it out. 

Harry Potter’s Groupie Sex

July 6, 2007 / Posted by:
17-year-old Daniel Radcliffe is A-Ok with chicks only wanting to bone him, because he's famous. He said he's way too young to settle down and will take advantage of his fame.
He said, "Girls who want to go out with me just because I'm famous has never been a problem. I'm 17. I don't care.

"Obviously, if I wanted a deep and meaningful relationship then I wouldn't want to be going out with somebody who is only with me because I'm an actor, but if you don't a relationship like that then it's fine."

Spoken like a true 17-year-old horndog.
He went on to say, "People do call me Harry. I once had a friend call me it by accident. If there's another person in the room called Harry and somebody shouts their name I do respond slightly, which is embarrassing.

"But no one has ever said it in the throws of passion. That would be the end of that session. Go now!"

I can't call you Harry Potter while you're riding me like a wild bull? Eff that! That's the whole point now isn't it? I get to be Hermione and you get to be Harry! It's called role-playing!
That being said…I think what I just said was illegal. I hope Chris Hansen is not reading this.

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