Watch Out Iraq!

August 28, 2007 / Posted by:
The United Nations Refugee Agency announced today that Angelina Jolie is currently in Iraq to perform a Marilyn-Monroe-like routine for the troops. Noo…I wish. Angie, a Goodwill ambassador, is there to speak to Iraqi refugees in their homes and see the devastation for herself. 
She said, "I have come to Syria and Iraq to help draw attention to the humanitarian crisis and to urge governments to increase their support for UNHCR and its partners. My sole purpose in both countries is to highlight the plight of those uprooted by the war in Iraq." 
"It is absolutely essential that the ongoing debate abut Iraq's future includes plans for addressing the enormous humanitarian consequences these people face." 
Yeah, what she said. I can't even make fun. At least she's doing something other than going to Hyde, driving drunk, kicking dogs or showing her coochie cat. She should've brought Brit, Paris, Nicole and Lindsay with her and left their asses there.
Above is Angie in NYC on Aug. 18th with Shiloh.
Source: People


August 28, 2007 / Posted by:
What is Reichen known for again? He won the Amazing Race, dated Lance Bass for a quick minute and now what….Well, he's obviously spending his free time in the gym. He must sleep on the weight machine. Reichen and his boyfriend probably have muscles on their a-holes. Actually, I think I do too! It's the only part of my body that actually works out. Stop! GROSS! Ewww!
So here's these two little gym ho-hos at the Trevor Pool Party yesterday.
Reichen's tramp stamp is sick!  

She Was Right The First Time

August 28, 2007 / Posted by:

18-year-old Caitlin Upton became an overnight star when she gave the hottest answer in pageant history. It placed her third. Caitlin went on “Today” this morning to give her answer again. Her original answer to the question, “Why can’t one fifth of Americans find the U.S. on a world map?” was:

“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

Her “do-over” answer was:

“Personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on a map. I don’t know anyone else who doesn’t. If the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography in our education so people will learn how to read maps better.”

She was right the first time. That do-over sucked! You know she didn’t even come up with that and that’s the best they could do after more than 48-hours practice! I would’ve answer “Well, most Americans are dumb.” For the win!!!

Caitlin said she was shocked at the question and that’s why she froze up. “Everything did come at me at once. And I made a mistake — everybody makes a mistake — I’m human. Right when the question was asked of me, I was in shock!

What they should’ve done is asked her to find the U.S. on a world map. The shock alone would’ve sent her into cardiac arrest.

Click here to see her “do-over” answer.


Ahahaha! You Like Dick!

August 28, 2007 / Posted by:
I love it when these bitches get caught! Senator Larry Crag is a conservative married with children Republican from Idaho. Homegirl is also anti-gay. It's always those!
Well, Larry was arrested back in June for trying to get dick in an airport bathroom. Homo say what? He also pleaded guilty earlier this month, paid a fine and was on his way.
Larry was never actually caught sucking dick in the bathroom. An officer on the scene noticed he was making "hand signals" consistent with someone wishing to get all homo and shit. What the hell kind of hand signals do that? The YMCA dance?
The officer wrote this lengthy description on what went down. It's actually pretty hilarious. There was a lot of toe tapping, hand signaling and shit going on. Damn, they make you work to get dick in a public bathroom. Isn't it easier just to ask "Can I suck it?"  
Larry issued this statement yesterday, "I complained to the police that they were misconstruing my actions. … I was not involved in any inappropriate conduct. … I should have had the advice of counsel in resolving this matter. In hindsight, I should not have pled guilty. I was trying to handle this matter myself quickly and expeditiously."
Yesterday, Larry resigned from Presidential candidate Mitt Romney's election team. 
This isn't Larry's first time at the rodeo. In 1982 he was accused of having sex with a male page and doing coke with him. He's also actively denied he was gay over the years. 
In 1994 he said this, "Once again, I'm not gay, and I don't cruise, and I don't hit on men. I have no idea how he drew that conclusion. A smile? Here is one thing I do out in public: I make eye contact, I smile at people, they recognize me, they say, ‘Oh, hi, Senator.' Or, ‘Do I know you?'
"I've been in this business 27 years in the public eye here. I don't go around anywhere hitting on men, and by God, if I did, I wouldn't do it in Boise, Idaho! Jiminy!"
No, but you toe-tap and do hand signals! GAY!
Thanks Algene

The Keith Richards Diet

August 28, 2007 / Posted by:
Keith Richards ate a cigarette onstage while performing with The Rolling Stones in London on Sunday. Keith was critized for smoking onstage the previous week despite a ban, so he made fun of it by eating a ciggy.
A witness said, "We could see him chewing it. It's obvious the band thinks the ban is ridiculous."
Eating his daddy's ashes, eating a ciggy….maybe Keith is on to something. He is a svelte son of a bitch. Skinny starlets everywhere are running to their BBQ pits and ash trays with mouths open.

A Little Misunderstanding

August 28, 2007 / Posted by:
Madonna's adoption of David Banda was in jeopardy, because the social worker assigned to her case was barred from traveling to London by Malawi. It was reported that Madonna herself paid for the man's plane ticket causing officials to believe that she was buying his positive testimony.
The man has now been allowed to travel to the UK where he will assess the situation. He said, "There has been a change of mind by my government minister. I am expected to spend two weeks."
He said the whole thing was a misunderstanding that has been resolved.
His testimony is crucial on whether or not Madge will get final adoption of little David. She will.
Yeah, the misunderstanding being the amount of zeros on the check. Why even bother. David is living the life.
Source: People

You Never Know What You’re Gonna Get

August 28, 2007 / Posted by:
I never know what I'm going to get with Janet Jackson. One day she's working that shelf ass and the next day she's as skinny as an Olsen after a 10-day detox. Yesterday Janet was somewhere in between at the opening night of the US Open. I like my Janet Jackson this way. Yes, her face is still frozen in time, but methinks that's a Jackson gene.
She's also looking fresher, because that Troll Dupri isn't around. Don't let him fool you. He's not one of those do-gooder trolls like the Olsens. He looks like one of those evil ones that eat Leprechauns and shit. I really hope she didn't marry his ass in secret

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