A Federline Gets Arrested

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Star Magazine reports that KFed's 20-year-old brother was busted in Pendelton, Oregon for giving booze to minors during a party at his family home last month. He pled guilty and will serve 5 days in jail. Cameron Federline began serving his sentence immediately and will be released next week.
Slow news day yes, so shut it. That being said, I'd hit CFed even though he looks like he gets into effing goats. He'd probably hit me first with a bat though, take my wallet and teeth.
Thanks Dietz

Queen Sanjaya Will Reign!

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
American Idol sucks plain and simple. I have a love/hate relationship with it. I hate myself when I'm watching it, but I can't NOT watch it. I think I've been hypnotized by Melinda DoLOTS' no neck.
Anyway, last week I guessed the bottom 3 right, but effed up on who was actually going home. This week I'm going to say that Haley, Blake and Gina are in the bottom. Haley will be sent to the bunny ranch this week. Her time has come.
Speaking of Grade-A skanks, here's Sanjaya's sister naked with a guitar. She's like the most downloaded girl on the internet or something. She's sort of cute I guess. It's kind of sad that her brother is more of a woman than her though. And she totally looks like Nicole Richie, pre-ano days.

Tony Bennett Wants Nothing to Do With Idol

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Tony Bennett has pulled out of performing on "American Idol" tonight, because he's sick. Yeah sick of hearing hos who can't sing. His rep said he has a "cold."
Idol producers are trying hardcore to get Michael Buble to fill in for him.  
They should just have Sanjaya perform some more. I mean the show is turning into his own show.

Afternoon Crumbs

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
The Bachelor is such a homo – Just Jared
The hotness that is Lily Cole in Arena Magazine – Hollywood Tuna
Jessica Alba looks sad – Popsugar
Salma Hayek, deformed? – Popoholic
Hayden doesn't like being called LindsayIDLYITW
Jakey G in spandex, Again – Mollygood
Chris Rock will gladly take a DNA test – Hollywood Rag
Aishwarya Rai is perfect – The Bastardly
ANTM look-a-likes – Cityrag
Hahaha…Reba McEntire's old titties – Drunken Stepfather
ScarJo was actually one of the hottest Pussycat Dolls – Egotastic!
Dr. 90210 has got to be kidding me – ASL

Happy Birthday Paris Jackson, Now Put This Bag Over Your Head

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Jacko celebrated his daughter, Paris Jackson's 9th birthday by putting a stocking over her head and taking her shopping at FAO Schwartz in Las Vegas. They created a complete circus as they walked through Caesars Palace. 
If this freak is so paranoid about the world seeing his kid's faces, why doesn't he just keep them inside or do they always wear those? How do they brush their teeth or eat food? Hahaha…those kids are going to be EFFED up royally. I mean they are probably doing drugs right now
Source: TMZ


April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have brought their chipmunk love to Australia where John went shirtless on the beach today
He's not hot in my book, but some of you may be into that sort of thing. The fact that he's dating that annoying wench also makes him not very attractive.
That dumb broad needs to stop opening her mouth! Nothing good can come of it.
Image Sources: JJB , People


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