Beyonce Was Missing From The CMA Website Because She Wanted It That Way
I’m sure that as Beyonce walked off stage after performing Daddy Lessons with the Dixie Chicks at the Country Music Awards in Nashville on Wednesday, she expected the President of Country Music, Twang McHey-Y’all, would appear in a cloud of hickory smoke and crown her the Queen of Country. That’s not what happened.
Leave It To Brazil To Take Stanning To A Whole New Level Of WTF
The asshole black sheep of the Tyco Quints, Justin Bieber, is taking his Purpose tour to the Sambadrome in Rio de Janeiro next March (as in March 2017), and a handful of Brazilian Beliebers are already camping out. They’re not camping out for tickets, they already have those. Since the tickets aren’t numbered, the first ones in get the best spots, so they’re waiting in line FIVE FUCKING MONTHS in advance. If on December 25th, you start to feel sorry for yourself because you’re spending the holiday with nothing but a box of wine and porn (that sounds like a dream, actually), don’t! Make yourself feel better by telling yourself that in Rio, a Belieber is spending their Christmas lying on the sidewalk while waiting to see the maple syrup-covered piece of tampon lint in concert.
Even Tom Brady And Gisele Bundchen’s Kids Hate Sugar
It’s been a little over three days since the Super Bowl of CANDY (aka Halloween) happened, and I’m sure that the candy stashes of many kids are filled with nothing but toothpaste, wrapped apple slices, candy corn, Tootsie Rolls and Bit-O-Honeys, because all of the good stuff has already ended up in their stomachs (which is where it’ll stay for the next 5 years since that shit don’t digest). But not Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen’s kids. We already know that Tom and Gizzy’s diet is so strict that macrobiotic birds look at them and go, “Live a little, bitches.” They don’t really eat any white sugar or white flour or fruit. Their children, 6-year-old Ben and 3-year-old Vivian eat the same way, pretty much. So after they all went trick-or-treating, Gisele let her kids eat one piece of candy and they spit it out like they were Tom Brady and that candy was a strawberry.
Drake And Taylor Swift Keep Those Rumors Going
Ever since Drake’s 30th birthday party almost two weeks ago, there has been a rumor spoken at a few volumes higher than a stage whisper through a megaphone that he and Taylor Swift might be in the beginnings of being a thing. Taylor and Drake reportedly spent so much time together at his birthday party, which allegedly included Drake introducing Taylor to his mama Sandi Graham. A source tried to stop that rumor a bit by telling TMZ that they were just “close” friends.
Quentin Tarantino Says He Will Retire After His Next Two Films
Sad news for people who really like watching revenge-themed movies filled with 1/3 of Hollywood’s fake blood supply while simultaneously wondering “God damn, why are all the music cues so fucking loud?” Quentin Tarantino revealed yesterday while speaking at the Adobe MAX creativity conference (via The Hollywood Reporter) that he’s got two more films in him before he retires to the verandah with a newspaper, a warm mug of Lemon Zinger, and several pairs of clean sexy feet to snuggle into. Quentin was asked by Adobe CMO Ann Lewnes about a rumor that he’s done making movies after his 10th. Quentin upgraded that rumor to “truth” and confirmed that his 10th film will be his last.
“Yeah. Two more. And then drop the mic, boom. Tell everybody, ‘Match that shit.‘”
It happens around the 23:17 mark, or just start at the beginning if you want to spend a lot of time with his receding hairline mullet.
Quentin’s 8th film was The Hateful Eight, a movie that gave me dental nightmares for weeks. His next film will be a sort of Australian Bonnie & Clyde. QT didn’t give any information about his last film. I have a feeling it won’t be one single film. Kill Bill: Volume 1 and Kill Bill: Volume 2 are two movies, but Quentin considers them as one film on his list of stuff he’s done. Nobody gets a movie making boner more than Quentin Tarantino; he’s basically a college film nerd with money and Brad Pitt’s email address. So I can see his “final” 10th film being a 10-film revenge series that takes him 10 years to make. Although I’m sure Samuel L. Jackson would appreciate the guaranteed job security.
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
Wang Deshun, the actor, model and grandpapa who has become a seasoned hot piece sensation in China!
Usually, the models in a high fashion show just came outta the womb ten seconds ago and as they stomp down the catwalk, their mom’s placenta trails behind them. But during China Fashion Week in Beijing last year, a model who wasn’t a fetus walked in a show and became an instant overnight STAH! At the age of 79, Wang Deshun launched his late-in-life modeling career by working his pepaw nips and his luscious silver mane in a show for designer Hu Sheguang.