Rapist Face?

October 19, 2007 / Posted by:
A Seattle woman claims David Copperfield forcibly made his penis disappear into her vagina! Fox News reports that the woman told authorities the alleged rape went down in the Bahamas and she waited until she came back to the States to report it.
Yesterday David's Las Vegas warehouse was raided by the FBI. The raid was related to the Bahamas incident.
Davey's lawyer said, "If in fact those are the allegations, unfortunately false allegations are all too often made against famous individuals. But we are confident the investigation will conclude favorably."
I have no idea what he said, but ok.
The FBI took a laptop computer, a camera's memory card and nearly $2 million in cash. Dirty pictures, eh?
The $2 million in cash was probably just their tip. They didn't have to take it, but why not?!
This is going to turn into a he said, she said thing. He's going to say it was consensual and she's going to obviously say otherwise.
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Poor Child

October 19, 2007 / Posted by:
What the hell did Rumer Willis do to her hairdresser? Did she steal her dog or something? OMG! Iggy anyone?
First she went blonde and now she has copper steel wool sitting on top of her head. She looks like one of the dude geeks on "Beauty and the Geek" before the makeover.
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No Bra! No Problem!

October 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Lindsay Lohan is back to her old ways in Los Angeles. Sort of. Bitch was shopping yesterday showing off her bra-less titties. She looks hot in a crack whore turned Jesus freak sort of way. You know the types that used to be hardcore hooker heroin users and suddenly are all into doing good. They all have that raspy voice from smoking too much. Most of them have served me breakfast at Denny's. Love those bitches. 

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