Hopefully She Won’t Look Like You!

May 28, 2007 / Posted by:
 
What the hell is Ellen Barking (typo, but not changing it) talking about? She said that she's worried about how ScarJo will look like when she's older. Why does she give an eff?!
 
She said, "I look at that gorgeous little Scarlett Johansson and I think, 'Oh, my God, what is that girl going to look like when she's a woman?'" 

"I always thought women peaked between 36 and 43. Something happens to your face and everything just settles in."

Jealousy! Ellen lies, because she looked way better when she was younger. She is fighting the hotness by injecting her face with God knows what!

Source: Female First

 

 

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Oh Rumer!

May 28, 2007 / Posted by:
 
What happens when Demi Moore and Bruce Willis mate? That's what happens! You'd think that one of the Willis chicks would come out hot with those genes. I will say that Rumer looks like one of those hot, Japanese anime dudes. She really does.
 
Hayden Panettiere and Rumer Willis have been spotted everywhere together. They couldn't be more opposite. Uggs in May make no sense. Her feet are cold, but her shoulders aren't?
 
Source: Flynet
 
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Jessica Biel is Hot

May 28, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Yeah, she's hot for a DUDE! Bitch is built like she's ready to mount a ho and give it to him good. No wonder Justin Timberlake is in love with her ass. She probably knows how to strap it and give it. Homegirl even has a pit bull. Bull dyke!  I'd let her hit it from the back. Most definitely.
 
 
 
 
 
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People Still Buy From Pet Stores?

May 28, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Melanie Griffith and her plastic face bought a little puppy for her daughter in Los Angeles yesterday. People still buy animals from pet stores? I was told that was a no-no and you should buy from breeders and shit. The puppy is cute, Melanie is not. However, that dude behind Melanie is mighty fine.
 
Oh and news is going to be shitty today I'm sure. It's Memorial Day! So Happy Memo Day! Shouldn't you be roasting a hot dog or something?  
 
 
 
 
 

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