Paris Hates Sarah Silverman, Is Cold

June 6, 2007 / Posted by:
What did Paris Hilton think of Sarah Silverman's little crack at her about officers painting the jail bars like penises to make her feel at home? She didn't like it! Witnesses say that Paris stormed backstage and said "She's a fucking bitch. I hate her!" Awww….poor sport Paris! I'm sure Sarah isn't losing any sleep over it.
In other P news. According to TMZ she was "cold and scared" during her second day at Lynwood. Sources say that she's freezing cold in her cell and only has three blankets and no pillow. She uses one of the blankets as a pillow. Can you imagine that! How dare they treat that Princess like that? Kill them all! According to that same source she's also been crying to everyone.
Inmates have apparently been good to her and told her she doesn't deserve to be there and have made her presents.
Yeah, they are trying to woo her! I know how it works. Gain her trust and then ass rape her in the shower!

Birthday Sluts

June 6, 2007 / Posted by:

Robert Englund (58)
Stacy Keanan (32)
Uncle Kracker (33)
Max Casella (40)
Paul Giamatti (40)
Jason Isaacs (44)
Colin Quinn (48)
Sandra Bernhard (52)
Harvey Fierstein (53)


This Thing Is Going To Become A Serial Killer

June 5, 2007 / Posted by:

Japanese engineers have built this baby robot that can roll around, speak a few baby sounds and even walk if encouraged to. The baby robot can react to touch. It will also try and play with a toy if you give them one. Engineers are also hoping to write software to have this robot walk and talk like a 3-year-old.

This is my nightmare come true. Imagine this crazy-robot-slut staring at you while you sleep. This bitch will steal your man, job, pets and kids and not give a fuck! Robots are not the future!

I’m scared….

Thanks Ihsan

Drag Queen Delight

June 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Xtina and Jordy celebrated his 30th with some kind of hawaiian theme in NYC. That's like a drag queen doing Bettie Boop or something. Nylons with a bathing suit? I mean it's hard to hate on her, but wtf?! I'm hoping Jordy has a big ass dick, because his face….well..only a Xtina could love.
Source: ONTD

This Bitch Is So Hot

June 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Even without pants Posh Beckham is the hottest alien I've ever seen. Methinks this is her "conquer the world" outfit. Here's this ho at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London today.
I think a gay dude put this together.

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