"She then took her son's half-eaten snack and placed it in my used baggie."
Dirty lesbo! Just because you like to kiss a saggy, old trash bag doesn't mean your kid does.
The action shifts from salesgirl Paris to "real-life" situations in which people look to their bracelets for advice. In one instance, a leggy blonde in a short skirt is busted for drunken driving. After checking her Hilton bracelet, she starts grinding on one of the cops as if he were a stripper pole. "I can't arrest you, you're too fabulous," says the officer. A few months ago, Hilton agreed to poke fun at herself and appear in the sketch, which was filmed at her house on Jan. 4, a source told Page Six.
The new trailer for “Live Free or Die Hard” has been released. Bruce Willis once again fights to save his career or something in his 4th Die Hard movie. Justin Long, Maggie Q and Timothy Olyphant also star.
It hits theaters on June 27, 2007
We’ve seen this a million times. I miss Colleen Camp.