A little birdie told me that Paris Hilton was not happy when David Letterman poked fun at her yesterday. Paris shot a guest appearance on the Late Show yesterday which will air Friday. Dave started making small jokes about jail and asked her how the food was and homegirl wasn't pleased. The little birdie said Paris played along, but when the show ended she lost it.
This birdie said, "She burst into tears and her people told the Late Show people Paris would never do the show again!"
I'm sure the Late Show is devastated that Paris will never grace their stage again. First Sarah Silverman bothers her and now Letterman? Paris is such a fucking cry baby. Somebody put a diaper on her already.
JLo told UsWeekly that the rumors that she's knocked up with twins are not true. It was reported that JLo used In vitro fertilization, because she wanted a baby so bad. She said, "No, no! We get this every week!”
“I don’t mind when people talk about this. I get the interest. I’m not the only [celeb] who gets these rumors. Everyone calls about this every month . . . but, no.”
Damn and here I was preparing myself for that jumbo ass getting even bigger. I had my bib and sunglasses all ready. There goes JLo. Ruining my big booty dreams once again.
Below is JLo and Skeletor at PS 32 in the Bronx yesterday where they talked to schoolchildren and stuff.
A Dlisted reader sent me this gorgeous picture they claim is Phoebe Price back in 1990. She went by Denise Price back then. It was taken when PP ran for Senior homecoming queen at Walker High School. I'm not sure if she won or not. She would've had my vote.
Who knew this little Southern girl would grow up to become the International beauty known as Phoebe Price!?
Oh and here's some pics of PP at the opening of Intermix in L.A. last night.