My Little Pony aka Sarah Jessica Parker said that she was left puzzled when her 4-year-old son asked her about gay people.
She said, "He's very interested in what being gay is… because so many of our friends are gay. You (have to) think very carefully and you're prudent about the choice of words and you talk about people looking for happiness and fulfillment in your life and how all families are different and look different. You're forced to really consider your answers. You're forced to think a lot about what you're saying and how you're saying it – even the tone."
Why do you have to skip around it? I'd say "being gay is when boys suck boys or girls suck girls." See, that wasn't hard! He probably asked, because everyone at school tells him his daddy's a homo! I wonder when she'll tell him that she's really an Equus caballus.
In the early 80s Mick Jagger really hated his small dick and used a traditional Amazonian ritual to help it grow. Bitch let bees sting his shit! Director Julien Temple witnessed the ritual when filming a documentary on Mick.
He said, "It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo. Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think."
WTF?! They didn't have penis pumps back then? Oh hell, no. Stinging dick? That's like sticking it into Paris Hilton.
Grown-up crackheads have no business dressing like that! I'm really hoping Drew Barrymore's
Birthday party was a costume party, because Courtney Love and David LaChapelle look ridic. Homegirl looks like she would suck off her prom date for a hit of freon.
Can you believe this woman is a mom?!
White Oprah and Michael Lohan were in court today to decide the custody of the two youngest Lohan kids, Ali and Cody. Michael got out of jail a couple of months ago and is seeking visitation rights of Lindsay Lohan's brother and sister.
He said, "I just want to resolve this, and I wish for the best for the children, and for Dina and myself." A new hearing date was set for June.
Dina didn't comment, but did tell reporters about her Lindsay's new movie "Georgia Rule" on her way out, "The movie was amazing! You should see it".
I think those kids would be better of being raised by a pack of wolves!