Paula Abdul Has Never Been Drunk In Her Life

June 29, 2007 / Posted by:

Here are two clips from last night’s amazing premiere of “Hey Paula” on Bravo. The reality TV show follows trainwreck Paula Abdul through her daily life. Basically, Paula’s crazy behavior is blamed on being sick and suffering from insomnia. The clip above shows Paula on a 2:30am trip to a NYC Starbucks following an awards show. She has no idea what to order and tells the employees just to make anything for her. She also befriends some strangers from Ireland and asks if she can stay with them when she visits their country. Um…that’s how I talk to strangers when I’m DRUNK!

The clip below is Paula visiting the joint that’s making her perfume. Basically, it’s more of Paula acting like she’s on something, but she’s just “tired.” I think tired is code for Vicodin.

Paula may be a mess, but she’s effin gorgeous TV. A true entertainer.


Paris & Ashley Sitting In A Tree

June 29, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris Hilton is not in Hawaii with her family, but with new BFF Ashley Scott. Ashley Scott's in Jericho and also was the hot slut that got her leg eaten off by a shark in "Into The Blue."  The two were seen strolling today with some dude.
Expect lots of bikini pics in the coming weeks. The crabs must return to their natural domain.  

I’m Absolutely Crushed!

June 29, 2007 / Posted by:
The best part of the Lisa Nowak story was that it was claimed she wore diapers while driving 950-miles to her arch rival's house so that using the loo wouldn't get in the way of her mission. An attorney for the crazy-astro-bitch now claims that diaper part wasn't true. WHAT?! 
He said, "The biggest lie in this preposterous tale that has been told is that my client drove from Houston, Texas, to Orlando, Florida, nonstop, wearing a diaper. That is an absolute fabrication."
Upon her arrest, baby diapers were found in her car. Her family claims they used when they were evacuated from Houston during Hurricane Rita. I guess they couldn't use the restroom, so they would shit into the diaper?
This really hurts. I loved Lisa Nowak for that very reason and now I find the basis for our relationship is a complete lie. I don't know how to deal.  
Thanks Samara

Afternoon Crumbs

June 29, 2007 / Posted by:
This chick is trouble, trust – Egotastic! 
This Benoit saga is getting creepier and creepier – Hollywood Rag 
Jacko wants to clear some shit up – ASL
Kathy Griffin gives it to Ann Coulter - Cityrag 
Rachel Bilson is annoying, but cute – Hollywood Tuna 
Kimbo Stewart's hot legs, but fug face – Drunken Stepfather 
Kristin Cavallari proves she's a dumbass – Just Jared
Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin continue to fug up NYC – IDLYITW 
Tom Cruise terrorizes Amsterdam – Popsugar 
Does the carpet match the drapes?TMZ

I Blame Paris

June 29, 2007 / Posted by:
Producers of the reality show "The Bachelor" say that they are having a hard time finding women for the show, because of herpes. Yes, they claim that everytime they meet an attractive and intelligent girl she usually doesn't past the medical test.
One source said, "Some of the best looking women have been told recently that they didn't pass the medical portion of the test due to herpes."
Girls with herpes need love too! That's discrimination! I mean the last bachelor was gayer than Gay Al and they turn girls with the herp away. Rude! Those girls should go directly to Laffpersonals! It's a website for herps to look for other herps.
ABC should consider doing an all Herpes edition of The Bachelor. Instead of roses he can give out Valtrex prescriptions. It'd be sweet.
Thanks Raven

I Want To See The Goods

June 29, 2007 / Posted by:
*Image removed per request from Vanessa and Nick's lawyer. You can see them all over the internet though! Google!*
Life & Style posted nude pictures of Vanessa Manillafolders and Nick Lachey in Mexico, but the problem is they aren't naked! They covered it up. Ugh, show us the goods!
Nick has pencil dick and Vanessa's probably looks like a precious flower.
I need the real pics to surface, because I can't sleep until I see what Nick is working with.
Thanks Wendy

Stephanie Tanner Is All Grown Up

June 29, 2007 / Posted by:
Look at the jugs on Stephanie Tanner! Damn, she grew in more ways than one. You might know Jodie Sweetin as the annoying Tanner girl on "Full House." Here she is at the opening of Pink Taco last night.  The Olsens probably bought her that pair.

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