STD Twins Unite! Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson attended the 2 B Free fashion show in Los Angeles yesterday. Paris also walked in the show and by walked I mean tried to look as slutty as possible.
Oh Jenna….I don’t know what to say.
Who’s picking their cellulite? - Mollygood
Dita Von Teese without makeup – INO
A drunken Vince Vaughn pisses off diners - Celebitchy
Vanessa Williams gets her star – Flynet
Britney’s aunt thinks she needs to come home - Gabsmash
The updated Duran Duran - SOW
Hugh Hefner likes his girlfriend to dress up like Angela Lansbury in bed – ICYDK
Britney Spears is on the verge of bankrupcy according to reports after dropping $21 million during the past two years. Brit is worth a reported $32 million and has already blown through a lot of her fortune with not a lot of dough coming in.
A source said, “She has to concentrate on staying sober, but she can’t do that if she has to worry about going broke – which is exactly what she thinks will happen.”
Yeah, I believe it. She hasn’t put out anything new and apparently sales in her nasty fragrance line have dropped. She’s headed straight for the reality shows.
Ever since Salma Hayek announced she was knocked up all I want to see is how big her titties will get. I’m sure they are going to pop and I wish to witness this. It will be like a delicious milky fountain. Sick! Breast milk tastes like jizz!
Fishsticks and Chris Martin may be getting some new neighbors. Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were spotted looking at a house for the second time in the same neighborhood. The $10 million home is just down the street from Fishstick’s compound.
Fishsticks said last month, “Today in my home we are all vegetarians and we only use organic soap and cleaners. I want to protect my children from anything harmful.”
AHAHAH! Well looks like you’re going to get a mouthful of harmful very soon! Pete is going to sell crack to her kids!
“Dancing with the Stars” went on for hour last night. I mean, it felt like I was sitting there for 10 hours. So, yes I was bored. I sat there waiting for Heather Mills, because I buy into the hype. She did fine, but why did they call her a “charity campaigner?” Let’s tell it like it is! Gold digger or Ex of Paul!
The other “stars” were boring and I’m not sure who’s going to win nor do I care. All I know is that I despise Cheryl Burke. GET SOME NEW HAIR! Ugh, she looks like a troll doll.
The Olsens were spot leaving a building in Culver City with a bunch of clothes in hand. Must be nice to shop and dash. Mary-Kate was seen later that day doing some grocery shopping where she probably bought Diet Coke, Coffee and Dextatrim.
God, she’s hot. She’s like a glamorous sea creature.
Joss Stone says she will never forget the stories she was told while on a recent trip to Africa. She was told horrific stories of child soldiers forced to eat their own friends.
She said, “I didn’t know that for 20 years now, maybe more, there’s an army of people… they steal young children from their parents while they’re sleeping. They steal them at the ages of three and four and they basically turn them into killing machines and they make them eat each other. If one of them tries to run away they shoot (him) and then have (him) brought back and have the other children eat (him).
“It’s so barbaric and horrible and disgusting and I’m like, ‘Why don’t I know about this?’ You’re giving me a two-page spread on the color of my hair… and then there’s this going on. And then you talk about Britney’s shaved head.”
Please, Britney’s shaved head is old news! We’re talking about other things now. Thanks for bringing me down Joss. I was just about to bite into a juicy peice of bacon! You know her dog sleeps with one eye open now.
Halle Berry has been dating Gabriel Aubry for a while now, but says she will never EVER marry again. Remember when she tried to kill herself and her dogs by sitting in the cark with the engine on? DUMB HO!
She said, “I will never, never get married again. Actually it’s just that now I’ve come to a place where I think two people can share their lives without the ring, without the piece of paper.”
Basically she means that Gabriel will never get her money, EVER! Can’t blame her.
WHICH celebrity mom joins her daughter in snorting lines of cocaine?
White Oprah & Blohan?
WHICH soulful singer is bulimic? Friends are concerned the stress of having a new album is causing her to throw up her meals.
WHICH funnyman is having an affair? His wife doesn’t mind – she’s got her money and her status to keep her company.