Birthday Sluts

/ November 5, 2016

Tilda Swinton (56)
Josie Canseco (20)
Odell Beckham Jr. (24)
Kevin Jonas (29)
BoA (30)
Roxy Olin (31)
Alexa Chung (33)
Luke Hemsworth (36)
Ryan Adams (42)
Danniella Westbrook (43)
Seth Gilliam (48)
Sam Rockwell (48)
Famke Janssen (52)
Andrea McArdle (53)
Tatum O’Neal (53)
Bryan Adams (57)
Mo Gaffney (58)
Robert Patrick (58)
Kris Jenner (61)
Howard McGillin (63)
Peter Noone (69)
Sam Shepard (73)
Art Garfunkel (75)
Vivien Leigh (1913-1967)

Pic: AnOther

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Night Crumbs

/ November 4, 2016

There’s a theory going around that Lindsay Lohan may be a secret agent whose being paid by Turkey’s government to promote the ideas of its president. So Turkey’s government has Lindsay Lohan, North Korea’s government has Dennis Rodman and Russia’s government has Steven Seagal. Tara Reid, get your agent to call Iran’s government, because they may be looking for an American mess to represent them – The Superficial

I still don’t know why Lip-Sync Battle is a show, but I’ll take Lupita Nyong’o moving her mouth to Whatta ManLainey Gossip 

Nicole Kidman or a mannequin that vaguely looks like Nicole Kidman? – Drunken Stepfather

Free Giggy! Or at least free Giggy from that neck-choking mess of an outfit – Reality Tea 

Nick Jonas bared his furry nips on Snapchat – Towleroad

And Robbie Williams bared his furry nips on AttitudeOMG Blog

Alessandra Ambrosio didn’t bare her non-furry nips, but she did shower them in GQHollywood Tuna

Zack Morris is really sorry for that “Running Zack” episode of Saved By The Bell. Okay, but when are the makers of SBTB going to apologize for inflicting Dustin Diamond upon the world? – Pajiba

Since Kim Kartrashian is still on fame whore hiatus, someone has to post ass selfies on Instagram and that someone is JLoPopoholic

Ryan Reynolds and Blake NotSoLively’s second kid is probably a girl – Popsugar

And here’s a big one for the FUCK CANCER files, Michael Buble’s 3-year-old son has cancer – Just Jared

Pic: Wenn.com

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Who Is October’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

/ November 4, 2016

This long diarrhea nightmare of an election finally ends on Tuesday…. unless we get a reboot of 2000 and Florida has to do a recount, which will make most of us walk into the nearest ocean to join the dolphins. If you’re voting this weekend or on Shit Show Tuesday, then warm up your votin’ hand by voting for October’s Hot Slut of the Month! But I don’t allow write-ins, so don’t ask. But if your write-in vote is Joan Collins, I’ll make an exception.

As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes for the month and the fourth one is a wild card picked out by me. Your choices are:

Ana Navarro – Political commentator, one of the bright spots of this election and legendary Trump slayer!

Lt. Deuntay Diggs – The police lieutenant from Stafford County, VA who is serving Beyonceography and gorgeous brows when he’s not protecting the people!

Rocky’s gold Speedo – The gold Speedo that perfectly made Rocky’s down-low goods look like a pile of treasure in the only Rocky Horror Picture Show movie we need!

K-Mac McConaughey – Matthew McConaughey’s Kendall Jackson-drinking, Fleetwood Mac-loving Texas sparkler of a mom!

Voting is below and the winning HS will be announced next Friday. But depending on how Tuesday goes, there could be a revolution and therefore the winner will never be announced. We’ll all go to our grave wondering, “But who was October’s Hot Slut of the Month?


Pics: @ananavarro, ABC, 20th Century Fox, Getty

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Open Post: Hosted By Demi Moore, Who Seemed To Forget That Halloween Is Over

/ November 4, 2016

Last night was the Los Angeles premiere of Hedwig and the Angry Inch starring Darren Criss (all together: groooooan) and it brought out Demi Moore who was dressed like she accidentally stumbled onto the carpet while searching for a juice box and a cookie. You know, there may be a very good reason for why Demi Moore looks like a middle-aged Anna from Frozen in a half-assed Dennis the Menace disguise. That woman next to Demi is her friend, costume designer Arianne Phillips, so maybe the two are working on an updated reboot of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman and Demi plays Mary Hartman who lives her life as though she’s trapped in a Snapchat filter (see: flower crown) and considers Stewie from Family Guy her fashion icon. Demi is trying to be all method so she wore her costume out. Yeah, that must be it…

Courtney Love was also there last night and she looked pretty good. When you’re at the same event as Courtney Love and Courtney Love looks less messy than you, it’s time for a long talk with God….or your stylist.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

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Lady Gaga May Play Donatella In “Versace/Cunanan: American Crime Story”

/ November 4, 2016

When it was announced last month that the third season of American Crime Story would focus on the murder of Gianni Versace, Michael, myself, and everyone else pleaded with the television gods to spare us from Lady Gaga as Donatella Versace. Either the prayer reception up in Television Heaven isn’t too good or A-list Donatella impersonator Miss Fame was busy with a prior commitment, because Gaga is reportedly a done deal.

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Some Stranger Dude Gave Kendall Jenner A Free Rolls-Royce For Her Birthday, So Says Khlozilla

/ November 4, 2016

Khloe Kartrashian was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to pimp out whatever who cares, and she once again proved that her fame whore family is really pulling back on flaunting their gaudy ass riches by saying that a stranger handed Kendall Jenner keys to a $250,000 Rolls-Royce on Wednesday night. In Khloe’s Juvéderm’d brain (Yes, she Juvéderms it. All wrinkles are gross!), she thinks that the dude was a regular Oprah and just gave Kendall a car for free.

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