Fug Couple Alert!

May 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Cameron Diaz and Criss Angel were spotted on a "romantic" date last night in Las Vegas according to People Magazine . The two fugs met this past weekend at the Vh1 Rock Honors. Last night they had dinner at Prime Steakhouse then caught a performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles tribute LOVE. How sweet!
A source said, "They were snuggling with each other and he was making her laugh. They seemed really happy." 
Cameron was supposed to leave Vegas on Sunday, but decided to stay after meeting Criss.
Finally Cameron has found a man that is equal to her in fugliness. They can also share the same colorist!

Sly Pleads Guilty

May 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Sly Stallone pleaded guilty in Australia today for bringing the human-growth hormone Jintropin into their country. The muscle-enhancing hormone is banned in their country. Sly did not appear in court, but said:
"I made a terrible mistake, not because I was attempting to deceive anyone but I was simply ignorant to your official rules. I feel terrible that my breach of the rules has set a poor example to members of the public, whose opinion I cherish dearly."
Sly will be sentenced next week and is expected to pay a fine of $36,000 and serve zero jail time.
He was caught with Jintorpin last February when entering their country. Officials also visited his hotel room to search for the hormone and found that Sly had thrown the rest of his supply out the window.
Can they also charge him for being "FREAKY IN THE FACE?" I mean, his mug is a danger to society!
Source: Canada.com

Don’t Expect a Wedding

May 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Lindsay Lohan may have looked madly in love with Calum Best in the Bahamas this past weekend, but sources claim she's just being HOHAN and just having fun. A friend said that it's nothing serious and they are just hooking up.
Which may explain why a model claims she made out with Calum in the Bahamas while Lindsay was in the next room. Sara Kova said, "I was walking to the ladies' room when I passed him walking from the men's room. He gave me a smile. Then he put his hands on my hips and turned me toward the wall, like he was a cop who was about to frisk me. He held my hands so my booty would be pressed against his … well, his crotch.

"I turned to move away. Then he grabbed by jaw and planted a kiss. I giggled. Okay, I might have been a little intoxicated. But I was also shocked. I didn't know this guy's name. The whole time, no words were spoken. Finally, I walked away. After I came out of the bathroom, I went back to the main room, and saw this same guy kissing Lindsay Lohan. She was kind of straddling him. I said to myself, ‘What just happened here?'"

Well, Sara what happened "here" is that you probably got herpes in the mouth. That's what happened. Calum is all sorts of dirty. 

Petra Nemcova Has Great Taste in Men

May 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Petra Nemcova used to date a homeless man named James Blunt. She has rebounded from that relationship by being caught "canoodling" with Paris Hilton's ex, Nachos. The two were spotted getting down and dirty with Fat Elvis watching at Bungalow 8.
A source said, "She was grinding him," our witness said. "It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep with Paris. Eww. I haven't heard of this."
Nachos isn't that bad! Yes, he got down with Paris which means his peen has probably been destroyed, but he's sort of hot. Just a little? A tinsy bit?
Souce: Page Six

Peter Andre Thought He Was Going to Die

May 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Peter Andre cheated death after contracting a deadly brain-virus that kept in the hospital for two weeks. Peter is getting better and was able to talk to OK! Magazine about his experience. I love how he's on death's door, but he's well enough to talk to a magazine!
Peter said, "Sometimes I didn't know what was happening or whether I was awake or asleep. I didn't know what day it was – it was like being in a nightmare. I thought I was going to die".
Peter said he is very weak, but pregnant wife Jordan is nursing him to full recovery. Jordan spoke out about the internet rumors that Peter had died.
She said, "Some people are so sick and so sad. If I find out who did that they're in big trouble.

"You have to remember his whole family read that. It really is disgusting."

That's right! Jordan is coming for you! I'm so glad Petey is going to be A-OK! I don't know what Harvey would do without him. He needs Peter! Jordan is due to give birth sometime this Summer.

Source: Daily Mail




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