Britney’s Quick Fix!

June 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Once Britney Spears realized her boob kept popping out , she went into the bathroom and turned her dress around. God, she's a wreck! Oh and she totally wanted that nip slip. Next time she should poll the world, because I guarantee you most of us are sick of seeing JJ's coolers.
Where the hell do you even buy a dress like that?! The bottom of the clearance bin at Clothestime ?! For all you non-Californians Clothestime is like a 99 cent store for clothes.

Thalia Is Knocked Up

June 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Mexican popster, Thalia, is knocked up with that fugly fug Tommy Mottola's baby. She told Hello! Mexico that her baby is due this Autumn.
She said, "I feel at peace, I feel like a complete woman – feminine, voluptuous. I feel like this is the best body I've ever had in my life! I'm enjoying every new curve that I discover with each passing day – it's amazing!"
Lies! She feels fat, bloated and smelly. 
Tommy Mottola used to be married to Mariah Carey, but she left his ass because he tried to control her ass or something.
I would think Tommy could only shoot blanks. He's at least 70, right?


Afternoon Crumbs

June 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Megan Fox is pretty and she's effing Brian Austin which makes her prettier – IDLYITW
Paris Hilton IS NOT Dead – Post Chronicle
Welcome to the nail biting club Ashley OlsenCityrag
Liev Schreiber smokes around pregnant women – Just Jared
Uma Thurman in another weird bikini – Egotastic!
David Chase tells Soprano fans to suck it – ASL
Paris for Peta? This can't be real - Hollywood Rag
Tara Reid actually looks hot and not totally dirty - Hollywood Tuna
Amy Winehouse's nipples are made of crack rocks – Drunken Stepfather
Fergie and an ape – Popsugar

Don’t Make Fun Of Ashlee Or Else

June 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Fall Out Boy played Chicago's Schubas this past weekend when a fight broke out after someone made fun of Douche Wentz's girlfriend, Ashlee Simpson.
Chicagoist reports that Pete Wentz decided to talk to a dude that kept making fun of his girl. The little chat ended up with a broken bottle over someone's head and a douche fist fight going down. Witnesses saw the dude on top of Pete on the ground. Sexy.
Cops arrived, Pete hit the road and it was history. Douche history!
I really hope there's video, because I'd love to see Pete's guyliner get smudged by a fist.
Thanks Lauren

Britney’s Up To Her Old Tricks!

June 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney's back! She bent over and showed the goods then slipped several nips last night while partying in Hollywood last night. It's good to have you back Britney! Now she's totally going to freak out again, shave her head, go back to rehab, rinse and repeat.
Visit Flynet to see her nips in all their glory!  


June 12, 2007 / Posted by:

The Pentagon has confirmed it was building a “gay bomb” that would make their enemies more interesting in fucking each other than fucking over the enemy.

Edward Hammond of the Sunshine Project said, “The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another. The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soldiers would become gay.”

The Pentagon said it was proposed in 1994, but quickly dismissed.

Gay bomb?! Wait…is Paris Hilton really in jail or is she the gay bomb! One look at her vagina would turn any hardcore straight-man homo!

Thanks Chris

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