ScarJo & Phillipe?

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Star Magazine claims that ScarJo and Ryan Phillipe have been quietly dating for a few weeks. Ryan recently divorced Reese Witherspoon while ScarJo recently broke up with…um…I lose track.
The two were seen together at the Parc the other night and made sure to keep their distance. They left seperately, but apparently hooked up later.
I think ScarJo has it in her contract with producers to screw as many Hollywood dudes as possible. She has been linked to Benecio Del Toro, Josh Hartnett, Justin Timberlake, Jared Leto, Derek Jeter, my father, my half-cousin, the guy that cut's my hair and the homeless dude down the street.

Madonna Weeps

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Hot vandals climbed scaffolding to which the mesh advertising banner was attached, cut a hole in one of Madonna's eyes and poured paint through. The 250 square foot poster in London will be replaced at a tune of $12,000. 
An investigation to find the culprits is underway.  
This is HIGH ART! Please, everyone knows this cold bitch doesn't cry!  

She Needs Them

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Us Weekly is reporting that Heidi from "The Hills" got breast implants on Monday. Heidi didn't join her co-stars on Monday for the finale party of the reality show in NYC. Apparently, Heidi still isn't talking to Lauren.
Heidi got the implants, because she's getting ready to release a music album this year.
A source said, "She did this for herself, and she's hoping to keep it as private as possible."
Yeah who cares? BUT I CARE! I love this show, because it's faker than Heidi's rack! Someone told me that Lauren and Heidi didn't even live together! They lived in different places, but moved into the "fake apartment" to shoot their scenes a couple of times a month.
While she was getting her breasts done, she should've shaved down that chin.

Cynthia Nixon is a Bag Lady

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
The other day at Riverside Park in Manhattan, a lady threw some Ziploc bag into the trash. She then noticed someone going through the trash to get her bag. It was Cynthia Nixon.
The woman said, "I was standing there in utter shock that Cynthia Nixon picked my trash out of the garbage. She then turns to me and asks, 'Is it okay to take this?' "

"She then took her son's half-eaten snack and placed it in my used baggie."

Dirty lesbo! Just because you like to kiss a saggy, old trash bag doesn't mean your kid does.





Paris Hilton Doesn’t Have a Sense of Humor

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris Hilton shot a skit for the new MTV show "ShortCircuitz" which features Paris in a fake informercial selling "What Would Paris Do"   bracelets.
Page Six reports:
The action shifts from salesgirl Paris to "real-life" situations in which people look to their bracelets for advice. In one instance, a leggy blonde in a short skirt is busted for drunken driving. After checking her Hilton bracelet, she starts grinding on one of the cops as if he were a stripper pole. "I can't arrest you, you're too fabulous," says the officer. A few months ago, Hilton agreed to poke fun at herself and appear in the sketch, which was filmed at her house on Jan. 4, a source told Page Six.
Her lawyers threatened to sue MTV if the skit wasn't pulled from the premiere.  This is what's probably going to happen. The skit won't air, but Paris will "leak" it herself and then make a big deal out of it and create more publicity for herself. Dumb ho! 

Just Die

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:

The new trailer for “Live Free or Die Hard” has been released. Bruce Willis once again fights to save his career or something in his 4th Die Hard movie. Justin Long, Maggie Q and Timothy Olyphant also star.

It hits theaters on June 27, 2007

We’ve seen this a million times. I miss Colleen Camp.


He Was Probably High When He Said It

April 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Keith Richards is saying today that he never snorted his daddy's ashes. Yesterday a quote from a magazine interview had Keith saying,
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Keith's rep said it was said as a joke. "Said in jest. Can't believe anyone took [it] seriously."
I knew it was too good to be true. I'm sure he thought about it though. They should ask Pete Doherty the same question.  He'd probably say "I snorted Keith Richards' daddy's ashes with a bit of coke" and he wouldn't be joking.

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