Her Best Look Yet

May 20, 2007 / Posted by:
That's Fishsticks Paltrow covering her face as she picked up Apple from school in Santa Monica. She probably got my memo! Thank you Fishsticks! You've never looked better!
Fishsticks covered herself so the paps couldn't catch a photo of her or her daughter, but witnesses say that she created more attention.
"It was really odd. She couldn't see where she was going because the shawl was so tightly wrapped around their heads. They were actually drawing more attention to themselves."  
That idiot! Who does she think she is? Michael Jackson?! 

Didn’t She Learn Anything From Ashlee Simpson?!

May 20, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears performed in Orlando last night and unfortunately things didn't go as planned. Brit and company performed the same set as they did in California, but her damn track skipped. Dlisted reader Bretty wrote in and said:
Tonight's show in Orlando at the House of Blues during "Do Somethin" Britney's track starting SKIPPING and then the vocals went out. Bitch looked like a deer caught in headlights– looked frantically around to the backstage wings, then turned her back to the audience and kept dancing. I was totals hoping for a wig slip, but OMG wha a M.E.S.S.
That dumb ho! Lip-syncing is dangerous! I'm surprised she didn't run offstage. Damn, I really hope there's video of this mess soon. At least she didn't pull a Ashlee Simpson and do a stupid jig. Dumb Brit is still going to blame "acid reflux" on why the track skipped. Now I'm praying for a wig slip!
UPDATE – Reader Melinda has sent me the video of the mishap. It's actually not that awful. I couldn't even tell! 

Birthday Sluts

May 20, 2007 / Posted by:

Busta Rhymes (35)
Timothy Olyphant (39)
Mindy Cohn (41)
Tony Goldwyn (47)
Bronson Pinchot (48)
Judy Kuhn (49)
Cher (61)
Joe Cocker (63)
Constance Towers (74)


And the Emmy Goes to…..

May 19, 2007 / Posted by:

This is the big “make-up” scene from The Simple Life 5. I’m actually sort of proud of these two. They can actually memorize lines! I’ve seen better acting from Whitney in “The Hills.” You know what would make these scene even better? If Lindsay Lohan came careening through the window in her car and mowed down the both of them.

That would be awesome.


Luscious Melons

May 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Rebecca Romjin Lettuce gets the best fan letters ever. She told Conan O'Brien about one her favorites. It went a little something like this:
"'Dear Rebecca, I love to look at pictures of you and your luscious melons. I would like to see a picture of your luscious melons in a pink bikini or maybe your luscious melons in a black bikini. When's your birthday? Mine's February 2nd. What's your favourite food? Back to your luscious melons… luscious melons… luscious melons…luscious melons."
Becky said the dude went on and on about her "luscious melons." She should seriously frame that and put it over her toilet. Here's Becky and Jerry O'Connell taking a little stroll in NYC. 
Story: Female First – Image: Splash

I Vant to Suck Your Blood

May 19, 2007 / Posted by:
It's not a fashion event without the two trolls of fashion, the Olsens! Mary-Kate and Ashley are near and dear to my heart. They are forever 6-year-old girls playing dress up. At the Chanel Cruise Collection show last night they look like they raided Elvira's closet!
They show daytime and evening looks for the modern vampiress. 
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