Fanny is working for her money. Homegirl gave everything she had to give on "Good Morning America Today." Fanny is also selling out "The Color Purple" on Broadway and she's agreed to stay on until January 2008.
I love this mess. She seriously doesn't give a fuck! When she's busting out a song she looks like she's busting out a doody! Sometimes you feel it so much you gotta go!
TMZ reports that Child Protective Services is getting called from one of Britney Spears' "stalkers." The man has been calling claiming "bizarre" complaints against Brit Brit. CPS talked with Brit's reps and figured out the calls were bogus. Nobody from CPS was sent out to investigate.
The Daily Mail reports that KFed called CPS, because B doesn't have the right pool fence. She's apparently staying at a hotel until the correct pool fence is installed. WTF?! I don't think KFed is the "stalker" caller. I'll put all my money on SPF! He wants out! I bet the caller used a lot of "goo goo" and "ga gas."
Joel Madden's dick must be cut, because Nicole Richie said she will only date a dude if his wang isn't wearing a turtleneck. EOG quotes Nicole as saying, "The one thing I always look for in a guy is for them to be circumcised."
Ok I'm about to get raunchy, so clothes your eyes if you're under the age of 17 or get shy when talking about dick cheese.
Turtlenecks are fine by me as long as they keep that business fresh and clean. Douche in there every now and again. I smell it to make sure it's cheese-free, because trust me when I say that nothing kills a sexy moment like a mouthful of dick cheese.
I also think Nicole doesn't like turtlenecks for technical reasons. Her ladypart is probably so small that even a little foreskin will be denied entry.
Ray J gets AROUND - Hollywood Rag
A Brangelina wedding – ASL
Heidi Montag can't read! – Just Jared
Rumer Willis' friends will kick yo ass – IDLYITW
Paulina Rubio is another one that just needs to stop – Hollywood Tuna
Penny Cruz wears a shirt as a dress – Drunken Stepfather
I don't know who Abigail Clancy is but she's topless – Egotastic!
Garner gets into a Shaq attack – Popsugar
When movies mate – Cityrag
Jessica Alba makes out with an ice cream cone – SOW
Courtney Love is skinnier than usual. This is true and she even made fun of it at her show in NYC at the Hiro Ballroom. CLove took the stage and went through some of her old hits with Hole. She also performed some new shit.
She told the audience, "I requested Ensure shakes for my anorexia. You're going to have to wait for my eating disorder. It’s getting kinda spooky but the free clothes are great.”
It's not her body that grosses me out, it's her face. She looks like one the bottom of Pete Doherty's crackpipe! I want to cut her some slack, because it seems like whether she's fat or skinny she's always a H.A.M. and a half!
BTW, Strawberry Ensure mixed with some Rum isn't bad.
Source: Us Weekly