Startling combination of egotism and delusion, President Donald Trump, tweeted a claim yesterday that TIME magazine had approached him to be their “Person Of The Year” for the second year in a row, but that he turned them down. TIME would beg to differ.
Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas Is
Booze You Tour was supposed to begin on November 17. That date and several others were canceled due to an “upper respiratory infection.” Mariah wasn’t kidding last week when she said that “Queen of Christmas” is NOT her appellation, lambs. At least not this year. Perhaps she already knew that her holiday tour might not be happening. Continue reading
Malia Obama goes to Harvard, and she was papped by TMZ at her first Harvard-Yale football game last weekend, smoking and making out with a strapping young man from Britain (Rory Farquharson). That was followed by a leaked video of Malia puffin out some smoke rings. Malia can kiss whom she pleases! She’s a strong, independent young woman with her whole life ahead of her OH PLEASE MALIA, PLEASE PLEASE ASK YOUR DAD TO COME BACK. OBAMA! THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY STUPID BUFFOONS! OBAMA, CAN YOU HEAR ME? OBAMA CAN YOU SEE ME? OBAMA CAN YOU FIND ME IN THE NIGHT?
Er, but I digress. Of course, a former First Daughter blowing smoke rings and locking lips with a boy at a college football game is a salacious scandal for those in the conservative media. Some of these haters loathe Obama & Co. even more than they hate the words “Happy Holidays.” So a former First Daughter living her life at a tailgate is practically cause for a Senate inquiry. Thankfully, one former First Daughter and a current First Daughter took to social media to defend her.
The bold bird burglar of Brazil!
DISCLAIMER; Here at Dlisted, we do not condone engaging in any kind of criminal activity including thievery…. unless your ass is a bird and then it’s not only okay, but it’s fucking funny to people when you steal human stuff.
Soon, the cat community is going to file to get the defamatory phrase “cat burglar” changed to “bird burglar” and they’re going to use this video to push their case. This short video was taken from a surveillance camera in a store in Brazil somewhere, and it shows a lady paying for her things by putting some money down on a scale. But little did she know, that lurking in the shadows was a feathered burglar (a birdglar?). If you’ve been wondering what Lindsay Lohan has been up to lately. You’ve got your answer. She’s obviously been busy training birds in Brazil to do her dirty work!
HSOTD honorable mention goes to the customer who grabbed her shit real fast and ran out of there before the store could hit her up for the stolen cash. How do you say, “Uh huh, I paid as soon as I put my money down. Get better security!” in Portuguese?
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Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod spent their first Thanksgiving together. Awww, how nice. I wonder if she let him help prepare the meal. Like using the flavor injector to pump the turkey full of butter. You know, since he’s kind of a pro at making muscles juicier by injecting substances into them – Lainey Gossip
Benedict Cumberbatch on the cover of Interview is very ‘alien teen auditioning for their high school production of Grease‘ – Celebitchy
Shannon Beador’s dog is probably thinking “I’ll pose for as many corny Thanksgiving pictures as you want, but someone better throw me a half-eaten crescent roll during dinner” – Reality Tea
I know the focal point of this picture is supposed to be vintage Cindy Crawford fashion show boob, but why the hell does it look like she’s walking the runway in a recently leased office building? – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather