Channing Tatum And Jenna Dewan Have Split Up After Nearly 9 Years Of Marriage

April 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Stocks in Ginuwine Inc. just went through the roof. Channing Tatum is available for private parties in the champagne room for the first time in almost 12 years because, he and Jenna Dewan Tatum have officially separated. His pony, is waiting, come on, jump on it. They were married for almost 9 years, which is 19 years in real world time,  so this is pretty big news. Channing and Jenna, who met on the set of 2006’s Step Up, announced the split via Instagram just to make sure no “alternative facts” (smiley face) start floating around.

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Hot Sluts Of The Day!

April 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Buried Treasure Ice Cream Sticks!

Buried Treasure Ice Cream Sticks aren’t something that I remember our neighborhood ice cream truck selling, but that could be due to my eyes and mouth getting hypnotized by the real stars of the ice cream truck scene: the Pink Panther Pop and a Strawberry Shortcake bar. So I didn’t hear about Buried Treasure until Dlisted reader Gabrielle slipped it into my inbox as a HSOTD nomination. Now I’m wondering, how could I miss it?! I would’ve been all about it as a kid. It had three of my favorite things: mystery, drama, and ice cream delicousness. I would chase down the paleta man today to get my mouth around some of his Buried Treasure*, but it doesn’t exist anymore. (* If you guessed “the first paragraph” after wondering how long before I took Buried Treasure Ice Cream into the gutter, congratufuckinglations to you!)

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Birthday Sluts

April 3, 2018 / Posted by:

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Doris Day (96)
Paris Jackson (20)
Hayley Kiyoko (27)
Rachel Bloom (31)
Amanda Bynes (32)
Leona Lewis (33)
Chrissie Fit (34)
Cobie Smulders (36)
Matthew Goode (40)
Aries Spears (43)
Adam Scott (45)
Jennie Garth (46)
Catherine McCormack (46)
Picabo Street (47)
Ben Mendelsohn (49)
Sebastian Bach (50)
Cat Cora (51)
Eddie Murphy (57)
David Hyde Pierce (59)
Alec Baldwin (60)
Tony Orlando (74)
Marsha Mason (76)
Wayne Newton (76)
Eric Braeden (77)
Jane Goodall (84)
Marlon Brando (1924-2004)

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Night Crumbs

April 2, 2018 / Posted by:

While on vacation with his “best friend” Chris Hemsworth, Matt Damon got shat on by a bird. Either that bird saw Downsizing, or Ben Affleck is now a bird trainer and trained that bird to fly off to Australia to caca on Matt for cheating on him with Thor – Just Jared

Meanwhile, Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle were probably spending their Easter morning playing a game of hide the bunny carrot. I hate her – Lainey Gossip 

Remember when I said that you stole my goddamn house? Well, I’ll gladly forgive you for that if you give me $118,758.01.” – Kim Richards to Kyle RichardsReality Tea

Is that Gwen Stefani or a blond-haired Posh Spice? – Celebitchy

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Stephanie “Excuse My Beauty” Yellowhair Has Died

April 2, 2018 / Posted by:

As Winnie Mandela and Steven Bochco make the journey to the afterworld, they will be joined by a glorious blossom whose beauty they better excuse at all times, or they’ll hear it.

There was a time when I couldn’t end the day without saying, “Excuse my beauty,” in real-life or on this blog. That iconic phrase first slipped out of the exquisitely liner-drawn lips of Stephanie Yellowhair during a 2000 (I think) episode of Cops shot in Albuquerque, NM. The last time I wrote about Stephanie was in 2012. And sadly, I’m writing about Stephanie (aka Ms. Sugar) today, because according to several Instagram posts, she died late last week. I couldn’t find her cause of death. She was only 41.

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Busy Philipps Had A Breakdown On Instagram Over Lost Toys

April 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Busy Philipps has never shied away from a good public ugly cry. The last time Busy got to boo-hooing on Instagram, her fans started sending her money to make up for her TV pilot not getting picked up. This time Busy has the sads because she feels like a bad mommy. According to UsWeekly, her most recent public snot fest came on the heels of her Hawaiian vacation when she realized she left some of her daughter’s stuffed animals back at the hotel. Busy bravely pushed through her tears to post an IG story all about it.

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