Peter Dinklage To “Game Of Thrones” Fans: Please Stop Buying Huskies

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

I’m pretty clueless about Game of Thrones (that’s not an invitation to leak more information, hackers). But I’m aware of the direwolf cuteness on Game of Thrones. The direwolves on Game of Thrones, like Arya Stark’s Nymeria, are obviously played by huskies and not actual wolves. According to Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones has the same effect as 101 Dalmatians did in 1997; people are still getting pupnotized by the cuteness they seen on screen. But before you seek out a husky to recreate Game of Thrones at home, Peter is here to politely ask that you think twice about that.

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Blac Chyna Calls It Quits With Her New Man Of Fifteen Seconds

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s hard to believe that it was just last month when Rob Kardashian exposed the hell outta his baby mama Blac Chyna in their explosive breakup. Well, Chyna was unfazed and quickly moved on to some discount Chris Brown looking mutha fucka named Mechie. And no, I don’t know who or what a Mechie is either. But apparently it doesn’t matter anymore, because the Kardashian-adjacent hot mess known as Blac Chyna has laced up her Lucite heels and tipped on out of that lengthy month-and-a-half relationship due to Mechie’s alleged infidelity. Perhaps Chyna should change her name to Karma because HAHAHAHA!!!!

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Aaron Rodgers May Have Found His Next PR Stunt

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Aaron Rodgers’ handlers forgot to hit autopay on Olivia Munn’s beard contract, so those two broke up after three years of “dating” back in April. Now Aaron has been spotted out and about with a new lady love who plays with balls just like him! E! News reports Harvard soccer player Marie Margolius was seen in a booth together at a restaurant in NYC with Aaron. Ooooo, you know what that means. Shared booths are the way PR teams let you know celebs are in heat these days!

Sources say nobody recognized Aaron, and I say that’s because he’s only recognized a few blocks over in Hell’s Kitchen at Tight End Tallywhackers. That’s not a real bar. But it should be. The same source adds they had a great time together over a full meal and drinks. No shit, Sherlock. After three years of Japanese potatoes being the only item on the menu, I’d have my boning face on at the sight of a burger and a full cocktail menu.

Aaron has been looking far and wide for his next piece. He was previously seen looking flirty with Baywatch actress/ex-member of Leonardo DiCaprio’s blonde menagerie Kelly Rohrbach. The Pussy Posse doesn’t seem like the type to dabble with beards apart from when they all tried to grow them after Master Leo grew out his Moses scruff. Either way, Us Weekly says Olivia just “doesn’t care” what Aaron does. She has bigger girlfriend contracts to sign and Midwestern mommies to piss off! So NYAH!

Pic: Wenn.com

Open Post: Hosted By Madonna Forgetting The Lyrics To Her Own Song

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Madonna turned 59 yesterday and she celebrated by posting a feisty video of herself and her wobbly boobies singing “B-Day Song” off her MDNA album. She forgot the lyrics, though. There is an opportunity here to make some sort of ageist joke about how she’s approaching senior citizenhood, so it makes sense that she’s forgetting lyrics now. But I won’t make it, goddamnit! I’m going to be 59 someday. So are you! Birthdays are stupid and Madge proves that we can keep rockin’ forever. As long as we have the correct Instagram filters because her face is as smooth as porcelain. It actually might be porcelain. She’s a billionaire, she can afford all the latest. Like that Willy Wonka as a My Little Pony jockey outfit she’s wearing.

And she doesn’t have to worry about people giving her the business for forgetting the lyrics to that song. Because I’m pretty sure people don’t remember that song or that that MDNA record.

Pic: Instagram

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Paris Hilton Is Sorry For The Dumb Shit She Said About Trump’s Accusers

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Oh, what do we have here? A plastic container filled with expired leftovers from the mid-2000s that really should have been slipped into the trash years ago but for some reason continues to linger in the back of the fridge? Well yes, but it’s also a leftover that is just so sorry some recent gross ass-kissing comments went viral and made her sound like a terrible person. Heavens, we wouldn’t want anyone to think that about Paris Hilton, would we?

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Casey Affleck Says Ben Affleck Won’t Be Playing Batman In A Solo Flick

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Problematic Oscar-winner Casey Affleck claims that his big brother, Maine liquor store connoisseur Ben Affleck, will not be playing a probably hungover-looking Batman in a planned DC Comics Universe solo movie. He said this during a radio appearance yesterday, here in Affleck Land – Boston! I’m not sure why Casey didn’t let me know he was in town. He IS my enemy of old and we’re due for a rematch. I’ll explain in the last paragraph. Continue reading

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