Kim Kardashian West’s ass-tronomical booty is an entity all its own. Of course we all know it’s faker than a $9 bill. But still, her butt has become her calling card. Unfortunately after years of filling it with all kinds of chemicals, that shit is starting to look like a drunken third graders science project. So Kim is taking measures to make sure her poop chute remains among the elite of hot messes, and her husband Kanye West is 100% on board with Kim’s reconstruction plans.
The annual Cannes amfAR Gala for AIDS research was held last night, and it’s an event that truly brings out the best attempts in fashion. This is what Nicki Minaj looked like, and I love it all. The Morticia Addams hair paired with the un-dead boudoir eleganza from Roberto Cavalli and the ten pounds of diamonds makes her look like Vampira’s money-hungry hustler sister Scampira. Watch out, rich dudes – she’ll suck the life out of you and your bank account!
Nepotism is a time honored tradition in any business industry, and the entertainment world is no different. Take for instance, media mogul Berry Gordy (think of him as the Sean Combs from your grandparents’ generation). He had a shit load of kids (8, to be exact) who knew if they wanted to sing, they had the ultimate hook up.
Case in point, one of Berry’s sons, Rockwell, cooed into our ears during the 1980’s with his only hit song, Somebody’s Watching Me. Well, no truer words have ever been spoken, because now the only people watching him are the cops.
The itchy-looking romance of our time appears to be over just as quickly as it began. 19-year-old Bella Thorne and 34-year-old Scott Disick’s casual hookup has been cut tragically short in its prime.
On the next episode of “I was sure I was pregnant”.. – Lord, I am ready, take me now
Ollie Mason-Clarke, the hero from New Zealand who pulled off one of the most romantic stunts in history by getting a drone to deliver KFC to his girlfriend!
I thought that I had seen the purest definition of real love yesterday when I watched that video of Melissa Smith putting herself in danger’s way to save her beloved boo (aka her SUV). But Melissa Smith has been beat by our modern day Cyrano – Actually, scratch that. It’s wrong to compare Ollie to Cyrano since he’s in a romantic class of his own. I mean, did Cyrano tell Christian to woo Roxane by sending her fast food via drone? I think not.