It feels like ever since Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani got together back in 2015, any mention of their names is usually followed with a rumor that she’s mere moments from line-dancing down the aisle of a decorated barn to a ska version of Here Comes the Bride. That, or someone is screaming that she’ll soon be delivering Cracker Barrel’s newest customer. But Blake has said that marrying isn’t something he’s rushing into.
Season 8 RuPaul’s Drag Race contestant Robbie Turner, whose actual name is Jeremy Baird, might be the fishiest queen in Drag Race herstory. And that’s not because Robbie’s tuck is sublime, it’s because a story Robbie posted on Twitter and Facebook about getting into a fatal accident while riding in an Uber, sounds fishy as fuck.
When last we checked in on the situation between Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson, the cheating father of her week-old daughter True, sources said that any united front was a lie and they weren’t even on speaking terms. There might be a good reason for why they can’t muster a chilly “Good morning” to each other at the breakfast table. According to People, they’re not living in the same house.
For the past week Taylor Swift has been easily morphing into that super-extra, entitled sorority sister everyone tolerates but doesn’t really like. First, she fucked up a classic cookout jam. Then in a surprise twist she received praise from the creators of said cookout jam (because they know they about to get PAID!) And now, in a move that can only be summed up as “have several seats little girl,” a judge is scolding her for trying to make the plaintiffs. who lost against her in a recent copyright infringement lawsuit, pay for her legal fees.
In her upcoming film Tully, Charlize Theron plays a 600 pound woman who can barely stand or walk. It’s the only explanation for the lengths she went through, as described to Entertainment Tonight, to pack on the pounds that made her miserable and depressed. Charlize says she went full method for the 50 pound weight gain in order to understand how it feels to not be a statuesque glamorpuss, but to live as an average sized, overworked mom. And as everybody knows, regular sized lady = In-N-Out guzzling hobgoblin.
During an interview with GQ, Cardi B showed us that she cares about more than just red bottoms and money moves when she gave everyone a quick history lesson on Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Cardi explained that she loved him because he got America through the Great Depression, and because he started Social Security. Hearing the magic words “Social Security” must have woken Senator Bernie Sanders up out of a deep nap (where he was dreaming of bare-knuckle boxing Jeff Bezos’s bank account), and he took to Twitter yesterday to say that he approves Cardi B’s message.