The musical voice of our generation, Australian rapper Iggy Azalea is no longer associated with a record label. You could say she got dropped by her label, or you could say she liberated herself from her label, but it all breaks down to this singular notion: for better or worse, there will be no Iggy Azalea “music” released in the foreseeable future.
Justin Bieber seems to be going full court press on a new look for fall. And to that, some of us say “good on you, celebrity toddler” because he was starting to look like the bedraggled sort of strung-out street urchin that even Larry Clark wouldn’t cast in a movie. He recently shaved that bleach-streaked mop out of his eyes and off his head. And now he’s added a face tattoo to the mix. No, it doesn’t have his street address or Scooter Braun’s cell number in case someone finds him in a ditch. It’s a teeny little tattoo over his right eyebrow that is supposedly part of a couples tattoo scenario with his new wife Hailey Baldwin. At least that’s what Page Six is claiming. It could also be instructions for how to change his diaper. Stay tuned.
Pete Davidson Said Words About Ariana Grande On “Saturday Night Live” And She Released A Song About Her Exes
The breakup of tiny high pony Ariana Grande and human hoodie Pete Davidson might last slightly longer than their whirlwind, tattoo-emblazoned relationship. For this, they get a “huzzah!” because a breakup drama is always more interesting and less vomit-inducing than lovey luv times between two genitally-mesmerized 20-somethings. Ariana dropped a new breakup anthem about five seconds before the new episode of
The Pete Davidson Is Single Now Show Saturday Night Live aired, and Pete addressed their split during the show’s “Weekend Update” segment. Uh, remember to vote? *sad-face*
The golden era of board games seemed to be the 80s, and I might only be saying that because I was a child of the 80s, but like cereal, it seemed like there was a board game for absolutely everything. Case in point: the board game about fucking pizza. The cover of the game was a lot more exciting than the actual game itself. That cover is giving me STORY with the pepperoni throwing coy fuck-me-eyes at the mushroom who definitely wants some of that meat. Meanwhile, the bell pepper and onion are dancing on the pepperoni’s dead relatives while obviously high as hell.
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Halloween (or Slut-O-Ween for you hot sluts and Hallo-qween for you hot gay sluts) has come and gone and it’s time to put your slutty garbage collector and whorish driver’s ed instructor costumes to rest until next October. But there’s one last fright to foist on you as you roll your eyes at all the Christmas decorations that ARE ALREADY UP IN STORES. It’s this squirrel in a Ghostface mask from Scream! BoingBoing brings us this squirrel feeder that some maniac made to allow your bushy-tailed neighbor to become a crazed serial killer right outside your window.
The most terrifying part of this post isn’t that squirrel making like he’s about to chase Neve Campbell all over Woodsboro. It’s the fact that there’s an legit Instagram hashtag called “#squirrelsofinstagram” that has over 335,000 posts! That’s what I’m being for Hallo-qween next year. The 335,000 #squirrelsofinstagram posts! That outfit will cause everyone to piss their trampy costumes out of terror!