I wasn’t aware Selena Gomez had taken a monk-like vow of silence, but according to that cover line on the October issue of ELLE magazine, Selena has broken her silence and is ready to talk again! The only problem for ELLE is, she’s currently talking about how bummed out she is regarding some of the details that got published in their story.
Asia Argento is back to make your skin crawl.
You’ll remember that Asia was one of the big, vocal people in the #MeToo movement and spoke a lot about how disgusting Harvey Weinstein was for assaulting all those women. And then it came to light that Asia was accused of sexually assaulting actor Jimmy Bennett when he was only 17. She paid him off and then said that dearly departed chef, and her ex-boyfriend, Anthony Bourdain, was the one who arranged the pay off because… I guess that makes her look better? In her mind? Not really sure her motivation with that one.
Asia denied ever having sex with Jimmy, but then a picture of her lying in bed with him and alleged texts where she admits being with him were leaked. Now we have the next chapter: and it is just as dark as the first few.
My dream of being able to make a Caroline In The City reference finally came true in this latest episode while talking about how Allison is also a highly-skilled artiste. Allison drew our faces for our podcast artwork, and after we agree that my cartoon face looks like George Takei holding in a fart and she looks like a sleepy stoner, we defend actor/ex-Trader Joe’s employee Geoffrey Owens against the jobs shamers, I slobber at the mouth about chocolate covered frozen bananas, and we discuss the woman who got caught dipping chicken fangers into Coca-Cola at the U.S. Open. We end with quickly talking about Janet Jackson not knowing what Hot Cheetos are. So yeah, we talk about chocolate covered frozen bananas, chicken fingers, and Hot Cheetos. We’re basically a gourmet food podcast now.
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It was just a few weeks ago that Kourtney Kardashian, AKA “the least exciting one to look at“, broke things off with model Younes Bendjima. There were some infidelity rumors and it also seemed like Younes just didn’t understand what Kourtney was really about, you know what I mean? Well, Kourtney saw the notes Kris Jenner scribbled in her Keeping Up With The Kardashians script and it read: “Kourtney speaks to BOYFRIEND” and so she had to go out and get her old one back.
The Confused Kangaroo (Or Wallaby) Of Austria!
See, this is what happens when you don’t triple check your plane tickets. When you want to buy a ticket to Lismore Airport in Australia, your ass may end up buying a ticket to Linz Airport in Austria. That’s what could’ve happened to this kangaroo who was recently spotted far, far away from Australia in Austria. Go home, kangaroo, you’re drunk! “Bitch, I’m trying, but I can’t hop across the damn ocean!” – that kangaroo
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