Kim Zolciak’s face is like a cubist painting; you truly see what your mind wants to see. Personally when I look at Kim, I see the new money cousin of Mrs. Toad from Thumbelina. Marlon Wayans looked at Kim’s face during the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show on Sunday, and said on Instagram that it gave him flashbacks to his 2004 movie White Chicks. Usually when someone compares a person to White Chicks, they can either lean into it, like Iggy Azalea did, or they can feel deeply insulted and take it as a read. Kim chose the second.
Because pure cynicism constantly runs through my veins, I guessed that Seth Meyers hired actors to play firefighters and had set designers do a hospital delivery room up as an apartment building lobby just so that he could have a crazy story to tell about the birth of his second kid. But I don’t think that anymore, because that is the genuine look of a woman who’s thinking, “A human baby was just pulled out of my body on the damn floor of a damn apartment building lobby and you think this is a good time for a motherfucking selfie, you bastard.”
When Amber Heard and Johnny Depp settled their divorce in 2016, she responded to the accusations of gold diggery by promising to donate all of her $7 million settlement to charity. Amber chose the ACLU, with a focus to stop violence against women (appropriate), and the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles. Amber accused Johnny of dragging their settlement out, possibly because Johnny’s going broke.
But E! News says that the money finally arrived and Amber came through for the Children’s Hospital.
Nothing gets tongues and labias wagging quite like gossip about William Bradley Pitt’s post-divorce love life. People reports that the rumored relationship between William and Neri Oxman, the hot MIT Architecture professor, probably started back in November. And, hold on to your hats, pearls, horses, britches and wigs: They were photographed TOGETHER!
A truce has been called in the Lee Family Feud. According to TMZ, Tommy Lee has refused to cooperate with the criminal investigation against fruit of his loins, Brandon Lee, for assaulting him back in March. Tommy was hot to trot before and sought criminal charges and a restraining order against Brandon but he must have changed his mind. Therefore, the L.A. County D.A. has rejected the case. The altercation stemmed from an argument between Tommy and Brandon over Tommy dragging mom Pamela Anderson on social media. Brandon claimed his pops is a messy drunk and clocked him in self defense.
Pictures have surfaced of 39-year-old Rachel McAdams leaving lunch with her 37-year-old screenwriter boyfriend Jamie Linden, and joining them at lunch is what would appear to be a baby. Well, that, or Jamie got the rest of everyone’s meals wrapped up together in an awkwardly-shaped to-go package.
EXCLUSIVE: Rachel McAdams Secretly Gives Birth To Baby Boy!
Rachel McAdams & Jamie Linder were spotted for the first time in public with their newborn son after leaving a restaurant.
— Hollywood Pipeline (@HlywdPipeline) April 10, 2018
According to Hollywood Pipeline, Rachel and Jamie had a boy, and they could be heard talking about him at lunch, saying he’s “a good baby,” and what a “good sleeper” he is. When reached for comment, Rachel’s rep had nothing to say. When the rumor first broke back in February that Rachel was pregnant, it was reported that she was at least seven months along. So Rachel probably had her baby recently.
Rachel has been very private lately. She and Jamie haven’t yet appeared together on a red carpet, and she never confirmed her pregnancy. We’re probably not going to know anything about her baby until she’s ready to tell us herself. Which is too bad, because I’m dying to know what she named him. Rachel is Canadian, and I want to believe she paid tribute to her country by bestowing on her son one of Canada’s proud heritage names, like Gord, Graham, or Ricky. I’d also like to know what kind of restaurant were they having lunch at. Either Bass Pro Shops serves food now, or Bigfoot is real and runs a secret A-list invite-only supper club in the woods.