Open Post: Hosted By Marky Mark’s Sad Daily Routine

/ September 12, 2018

Ever wonder why Mark Whalberg turned into an uptight spoiled sport who hates fun or why his face is the way it is? Well, you try waking up at 2:30 AM to hit the gym while subsisting on three grapes and sidewalk chalk flavored protein shakes and see how ebullient you feel! According to Page Six, Mahky Mahk answered his fans burning questions about his physique on Instagram, and surprisingly, they weren’t all about his alleged involvement in a steroids ring.

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Dear Women Of Color, Please Feel For This White Blonde Model And Her Highlight Struggles 

/ September 12, 2018

Oh, women of color, I know that statistically you make less than everyone when it comes to the wage gap and regularly face racial discrimination in the workplace, among other things, but stop crying about that! Save your tears for this pretty blonde model who every month has to sit in a (probably fancy) chair in a (probably fancy) salon and (probably) sip champagne while getting her highlights done. The struggle IS getting highlights every month!

The Rosa Parks of pretty blonde models is Victoria’s Secret model Devon Windsor who is on E!’s “docu-series” Model Squad, which follows a bunch of models getting ready for the fall runway season. It may sound like a show that’s as riveting and thoughtful as E!’s other shows, and it truly is thanks to Devon Windsor turning it into an educational documentary that sheds light on the trials and tribulations of being blonde.

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Now For The Time Heidi Klum Ghosted Drake

/ September 12, 2018

Heidi Klum is still dating Tom Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel, but in a turn of events that can best be described as Sliding Doorsian, she recently revealed that if the timing was different, she might be dating another younger man from the music industry. Drake texted Heidi Klum once and he may have wondered if he sent it to the right number. Oh, Heidi got that text; she just ignored it.

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Page Six Says That Angelina Jolie Is Trying To Fix Her Image By Being Papped With Her Kids 

/ September 12, 2018

I guess after that Page Six article tried to knock the halo off of her head and trashed her to Hell and back, Angelina Jolie is trying to salvage a bit of her once-pristine(ish) image. Because Page Six, who is still aiming their shank at Angie, says that she’s been taking her kids out in front of the paps to earn a few brownie points through their sweet, innocent faces and her pure, maternal instincts. Continue reading

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Nicki Minaj Has Yet To Come Through With That Check She Was Going To Send To Geoffrey Owens

/ September 12, 2018

Nicki Minaj has a lot (of rice) on her plate at the moment so you might forgive her if she’s already forgotten a promise she made less than a week ago to send Geoffrey Owens $25,000 dollars, unsolicited, after the actor was outed as common day job haver. Well, that’s not exactly fair, according to TMZ, Nicki didn’t forget. She just didn’t do it. On her Queen Radio show on Monday, Nicki claims she was having trouble reaching Owens’ team. However, TMZ is suggesting she’s pulling a classic “the check is in the mail” routine.

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Henry Cavill May No Longer Be Superman

/ September 12, 2018

The Hollywood Reporter is saying that Henry Cavill may be parting ways with Warner Bros. and will no longer be playing Superman. I guess his jaw was too square, his voice too loins-quakingly deep, his personality too dead (or not dead enough) and his body too muscular and perfect.

Although nothing is confirmed by either Warner Bros nor Henry’s camp, those three Superman movies, Man of Steel, Batman v. Superman and Justice League are said to be the only movies which will feature the hunky brit as the alien super hero who hides among us through the use of  non-prescription glasses.

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