The following story is delicious. Like scallop-wrapped-in-bacon delicious. LIKE RING-DINGS DELICIOUS. A Dallas couple got pissed off by a $125 fee that their wedding photographer charged them. Sane people would have left a less-than-perfect review somewhere to express their displeasure. We’re not dealing with sane people.
Entitled asshole couple Neely and Andrew Moldovan (even their name sounds evil) set out to systematically destroy photographer Andrea Polito’s business, as one does if you’re psycho killers qu’est-ce que c’est! And they were successful. But, as People reports, she fought back with a defamation suit. And on July 28, a Dallas judge ordered the Moldovans to cut her a check for one million dollars! That $125 doesn’t seem too pricey now! Continue reading
Is it too late to reclaim the Countess title?! Luckily I was sitting down earlier, because People reports Luann D’Agostino and Tom D’Agostino are splitting up after seven months of marriage. What is it with all these short sentences these days?! Anthony Scaramucci only did ten days of hard time in the White House (just calling a prison sentence by its proper name!) and now this. What’s next? A seven-month presidency?! A boy can dream! Luann tweeted out the news earlier today: Continue reading
And I’m not talking about in someone else’s moonshine still. Although now that I think of it, that could be an entirely tasteless term for the grossness that allegedly happened. TMZ says that Tom Wopat, aka Luke Duke from The Dukes of Hazzard (or Jeff from Cybill, if that’s more your speed) was arrested for felony indecent assault, battery, and possession yesterday in Waltham, Massachusetts. He may have once been a good ol’ boy never meaning no harm. But present-day? He’s apparently a gross ol’ man who has allegedly caused plenty of workplace harm to female co-workers.
Destin, Florida is the Monaco of the Redneck Riviera: air-brush t-shirt shops on every block, fried fish shacks where you can also get lotto tickets and a case of beer, and Waffle House’s and Chick-fil-A’s as far as the eye can see. In short, it’s heaven. Well, it was heaven until the other night.
Ah, first class – where you get actual champagne instead of a $10 glass of white wine and a straw to blow bubbles into. But this isn’t about how Lena Dunham is living the life, it’s about how Lena Dunham wasn’t feeling some hateful words that allegedly came out of the mouths of two American Airlines flight attendants, and how she publicly called them out for it.
Rather than inspire Will & Grace fanfiction entailing Grace Adler as a production assistant on Harry Connick Jr.’s daytime talk show, the creators of errybody’s favorite gay/st8 sitcom revival are pretending needy husbands and snot-nosed brats children never happened!
EW reports Will (Eric McCormack) and Grace (Susan Sarandon’s BFF Debra Messing) will be single, childless, and gay-gay-gaying it up in their New York apartment. OK, fine, they can hag it up, too. Just a little. Show creator Max Mutchnick gave their reasoning: