Iggy Azalea Thanks GQ For Honoring Her With The Year’s “Best Vagina”

November 17, 2016 / Posted by:

Tax-evading Twitter mess Iggy Azalea was given the Woman of the Year Award at GQ Australia’s Men of the Year Awards. That’s right, of all the women in the world, Iggy Azalea was given the trophy. And don’t say it’s because GQ Australia wanted to give the award to an Australian; a good percentage of Iggy’s body parts have been made in America.

UsWeekly says Iggy began her acceptance speech by bragging to the audience that she’s won many awards over the years. Like, okay Iggy, we get it, you’ve got a Radio Disney award. But she tells the GQ Awards audience that this is the first time she can brag about having an award-winning vagina, then said it was “amazing” that she’s got the “best vagina in the world.” Ummmm, correct me if I’m wrong, but a Woman of the Year award doesn’t necessarily mean GQ thinks Iggy has the best vagina of 2016, does it? I thought you had to go to the Hustler Center Honors to receive that kind of award.

You can watch the first part of Iggy’s acceptance speech below.

About six seconds into Iggy’s speech, everyone in the audience became confused and wondered who the hell that was up there accepting that award before someone from GQ hopped on stage and yanked back their award. “I don’t know who you are, but you can’t be the real Iggy Azalea. I mean, we understood everything you were saying when you spoke into the microphone!

Pic: GQ Australia

Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 17, 2016 / Posted by:

Aldo Nova!

I’ll wait here as you quickly run to your office bathroom to pull down your pants and furiously fan your down-low parts, which definitely started throbbing and gushing after laying your eyes on that Canadian sex rod in an early-80s mom mullet.  Bring your phone with you just in case the fanning doesn’t work. Just show your parts any current political story and it will dry and shrivel right up.

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Birthday Sluts

November 17, 2016 / Posted by:

RuPaul (56)
Rocsi Diaz (33)
Sarah Harding (35)
Isaac Hanson (36)
Zoe Bell (38)
Rachel McAdams (38)
Leslie Bibb (42)
Kimya Dawson (44)
David Ramsey (45)
Ronnie DeVoe (49)
Daisy Fuentes (50)
Sophie Marceau (50)
Dylan Walsh (53)
Jonathan Ross (56)
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio (58)
Roland Joffe (71)
Danny DeVito (72)
Lorne Michaels (72)
Lauren Hutton (73)
Martin Scorsese (74)
Gordon Lightfoot (78)
Rock Hudson (1925-1985)

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Night Crumbs

November 16, 2016 / Posted by:

Prince Hot Ginge and Future Princess Meghan haven’t been together for that long, but a source (aka one of THE QUEEN’s shiftier Corgis) tells UsWeekly that he’s already said, “I love you.” Hmmm… Are we sure that PHG said them to Meghan? Are we really sure that he didn’t say those words to a bottle of Grey Goose that just so happened to be next to her on a table? – Lainey Gossip

Now that St. Angie Jolie is mostly out of the picture, Brad Pitt and George Clooney’s beautiful bromance is blooming again – Celebitchy

Bella Thorne or that chick from Paramore? – Drunken Stepfather

Bethenny Frankel tweeted about trying to adopt a 5-year-old girl – Reality Tea

Okay, but in Brit Brit Spears’ defense, I doubt Larry King even knows who Kathy Griffin is and he’s sitting right across from her – The Superficial 

Since Jennifer Aniston’s hard nips are always making an appearance on the pap stroll, I’m disappointed that she hasn’t found a way to use them to market a product like Aveeno erect nipple cream, or something – The Nip Slip 

Pictures of Nick Jonas’ cum gutters are already splattered all over the internet, but tell me more about this 48 hours of sex stuff…. –  Towleroad

Anna Kendrick’s Playboy spread looks more like ads for Imodium – Hollywood Tuna

If your parents voted for Trump, Michael Shannon thinks you need to declare yourself an orphan, cut them off and come over to his house for Thanksgiving. That’s what he meant, right? – Pajiba

That sun on Natalie Portman’s bump scares me – Popoholic

If this hot gardener ever needs someone to whack his weed, I volunteer as tribute – Boy Culture 

Frank Ocean used the word “lagniappe” when talking about why he doesn’t want to fuck with the Grammys. I just…. – Jezebel

Presenting… Lana Del CyrusPopsugar

Michael Douglas apologized to Val Kilmer for telling the world that he has throat cancer when he doesn’t – Just Jared

When you’re at the pool and have to get to a formal event real quick, take a tip from Ariel Winter and just throw a baggy suit over your two-piece and call it good – IDLYITW

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Shelley Duvall Has Resurfaced…..On Dr. Phil

November 16, 2016 / Posted by:

Shelley Duvall’s last acting role was in a 2002 movie called Manna From Heaven and she retired from Hollywood right after making it. The National Enquirer said a few years ago that Shelley was living in Blanco, TX and was seriously suffering from mental illness. Shelley’s neighbors supposedly said that they’ve seen her shuffle around town and talk to herself about the aliens that are living in her body. (“Hmmm, why does that sound familiar?” said anybody who’s read about Scientology.) Shelley allegedly thought that a hole in her backyard was a portal to another dimension and believed she could communicate with the aliens by flashing her car lights. Shelley has been THROUGH. IT. Well, I guess the smarmy rotten egg we all call Dr. Phil doesn’t think that she’s been through enough, because he got her to look at his punchable face for a long period of time while interviewing her.

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Billy Bob Thornton Would Love To Do A Movie With Brad Pitt

November 16, 2016 / Posted by:

Sexy human cigarette (don’t judge me) Billy Bob Thornton recently reminded everyone that he’s still friendly with Angelina Jolie. He also moistened her ego a bit by saying he never felt “good enough” for her because she was such a saint. I figured that was Billy Bob’s way of dropping hints that he’s on Team Angelina in the dramatic divorce to end all dramatic celebrity divorces. But it sounds like that’s not the case at all.

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