Tax-evading Twitter mess Iggy Azalea was given the Woman of the Year Award at GQ Australia’s Men of the Year Awards. That’s right, of all the women in the world, Iggy Azalea was given the trophy. And don’t say it’s because GQ Australia wanted to give the award to an Australian; a good percentage of Iggy’s body parts have been made in America.
UsWeekly says Iggy began her acceptance speech by bragging to the audience that she’s won many awards over the years. Like, okay Iggy, we get it, you’ve got a Radio Disney award. But she tells the GQ Awards audience that this is the first time she can brag about having an award-winning vagina, then said it was “amazing” that she’s got the “best vagina in the world.” Ummmm, correct me if I’m wrong, but a Woman of the Year award doesn’t necessarily mean GQ thinks Iggy has the best vagina of 2016, does it? I thought you had to go to the Hustler Center Honors to receive that kind of award.
You can watch the first part of Iggy’s acceptance speech below.
About six seconds into Iggy’s speech, everyone in the audience became confused and wondered who the hell that was up there accepting that award before someone from GQ hopped on stage and yanked back their award. “I don’t know who you are, but you can’t be the real Iggy Azalea. I mean, we understood everything you were saying when you spoke into the microphone!”
Pic: GQ Australia
I’ll wait here as you quickly run to your office bathroom to pull down your pants and furiously fan your down-low parts, which definitely started throbbing and gushing after laying your eyes on that Canadian sex rod in an early-80s mom mullet. Bring your phone with you just in case the fanning doesn’t work. Just show your parts any current political story and it will dry and shrivel right up.
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