Ezra Miller Chokes A Fan And Drags Her To The Ground In A Video
When I hear about Ezra Miller bringing the fuckery, I assume that they did that by showing up at an event done up like a snobby nun from The Church of Butt Plugs, or like a middle-aged groupie turned truck stop hooker who also practices voodoo on the side and was the inspiration for ScarJo’s look in that alien movie (see: the look above). But today, the fuckery that Ezra Miller brought is of the violent kind and isn’t at all what I was expecting to see today. But a video has come out of Ezra choking a fan. At first it seems like it’s a joke, but shit quickly goes south, figuratively and literally, when Ezra drags the woman to the ground as the person filming tries to stop Ezra. And a source tells Variety that it wasn’t not funny and Ezra was escorted away. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN EZRA.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kentucky, the (not fried) swimming chicken!
If you’re not spending your President’s Day lounging on floatie with an opulent drink, your pooch, and your swimming chicken in your above ground pool, then you cannot say you are spending your President’s Day lavishly. In this short ass video, a woman lives the life as her chicken Kentucky swims on by. Now, my Werther’s Original years will probably be spent mopping floors at an airport Starbucks to pay the rent on my studio apartment in San Bernardino after Social Security completely dries up, but I pray that my Werther’s Original years will look just like this video.
There’s A Drama-Free Reason For Why Duchess Meghan Didn’t Stand With Duchess Kate And The Queen At Sunday’s Remembrance Ceremony
Yesterday was Remembrance Sunday, or Armistice Day, in the UK. And on that day, the Royal Family participates in a solemn moment with everyone else at 11am. The picture you’re looking at above is from the Trooping the Color ceremony in June, when Duchess Meghan returned from maternity leave and stood with Duchess Kate, Duchess Camilla, The Queen, and everyone else of relative royal importance. Duchess Kate and Duchess Camilla got to stand with The Queen at the Remembrance Sunday ceremony, but Duchess Meghan was relegated to a lesser balcony. But! It’s not what you think. People magazine says this isn’t the real-life version of Picturegate.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Aries Susanti Rahayu, the real-life Spider-Woman!
Overcooked fettuccine noodles have more muscle mass than I have in my arms. Shit, than I have in my entire body. So if I even thought about climbing a wall that was more than 2 feet tall, my arm bones would immediately disconnect from my shoulder bones in an effort to try to leave me for entertaining that kind of foolery. I mean, I needed to soak my arms in a tub of BenGay while drinking weed tea with a straw after watching the real-life Spider-Woman conquer the hell out of a wall. Yes, I would’ve soaked my arms in a tub of BenGay while drinking weed tea if I didn’t watch Spider-Woman in action (because it’s one of my kinks), but still. Aries IS that kid on the playground who easily does 10 pull-ups while I’m hanging there on the bar waiting to die.
Hot Sluts Of The Day!
The Drunk Raccoons of Stittsville!
Over ten years ago, I wrote about honorary Hot Slut of the Day, Fat Boy, a pony who ended up where many of us have ended up: drunk and stuck in a pool at 3 in the morning. Fat Boy ended up drunker than me at a daytime family reunion after he ate up a bunch of fermented fruit on the ground. Well, at least two Canadian raccoons have pulled a Fat Boy, but haven’t had to be rescued from a pool…yet.
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The unicorn In-N-Out Double Double that was found in pristine condition on a street in NYC, hundreds of miles from the nearest In-N-Out!
Years ago, a couple in California found $11 million worth of gold coins buried in their yard. Yes, that is a life-changing treasure that caused me to dig up holes in my mom’s backyard in hopes that I’d find buried treasure that would lead to me living a life of nothing but top-shelf weed wishes and man meat dreams (which is my version of champagne wishes and caviar dreams). But that $11 million worth of gold coins has nothing on the rare and flawless ground beef jewel that was found in Jamaica, Queens over the weekend.