Birthday Sluts

November 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Linda Evans (75)
Noah Ringer (21)
Nathan Kress (25)
Jake Abel (30)
Georgia King (31)
Christian Siriano (32)
Johnny Christ (33)
Damon Wayans, Jr. (35)
Nasim Pedrad (36)
Nate Parker (38)
Fabolous (40)
Chloe Sevigny (43)
Peta Wilson (47)
Mike Epps (47)
Megyn Kelly (47)
Duncan Sheik (48)
Daphne Rubin-Vega (48)
Owen Wilson (49)
Romany Malco (49)
Kirk Hammett (55)
Elizabeth Perkins (56)
Kim Wilde (57)
Oscar Nuñez (59)
Kevin Nealon (64)
Delroy Lindo (65)
Andrea Marcovicci (69)
Susan Sullivan (75)
Margaret Atwood (78)
Brenda Vaccaro (78)
Mickey Mouse (89)

Pic: Getty/ABC

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Afternoon Crumbs

November 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Star Magazine wants us to think that Nicole Kidman took pole dancing lessons and gives Keith Urban a hot show in their bedroom. What lies. First of all, it would be hard for Nicole to give Keith a full pole show when her icy fingers stick to metal every time she touches it. Second of all, I think Keith is the one giving Nicole a hot show. Just thinking of him whipping his frosty locks around as he works that pole is taking me to loin-tingling places – Celebitchy

Remind me not to see the mostly-silent horror movie A Quiet Place on an empty stomach, because I do not need to be that trick whose stomach growls all loud-like in that quiet ass theater – Lainey Gossip

Every Lhaso Apso in the world should sue Kyle Richards for stealing their signature hairstyle – Reality Tea

Danny Masterson’s rape accusers are still speaking out, as Netflix continues to stay quiet, because Scientology has gotten to them, or like everyone else, they forgot they had a show called The RanchPajiba

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Katy Perry Isn’t Performing At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, Because She’s Reportedly Been Banned From China

November 17, 2017 / Posted by:

The upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was supposed to be a taste of the Far East that most of us figured would turn into a wildly offensive display of cultural appropriation with the likes of the Hadid sisters strutting down the catwalk in nighties made of fortune cookies or whatever the VS designers could come up with to remind us they’re filming from China. Alas, at the rate they’re going, the only person China will allow in to strut and perform is Taylor Swift (“Mission accomplished!” –Taylor Swift). Continue reading

Ben Affleck Doesn’t Remember Groping Hilarie Burton, But He’s Sorry

November 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert last night to promote Justice League. Ben probably thought that the most awkward and uncomfortable question Stephen Colbertwas going to ask him might be about Justice League’s garbage reviews. If only! Instead, Stephen bypassed that and went straight for the gross elephant in the room by asking about Harvey Weinstein and Ben’s own allegations of groping.

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