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January 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Adele will perform at the Grammys next month. When she performed last year, a technical accident fucked up her performance, but that won’t happen this year. Everyone responsible for that mistake was tortured and jailed for life, so no worries!  – Lainey Gossip

Dakota Fanning is wearing a plaid laundry bag as a jacket in Elle UKDrunken Stepfather

House of Cards just so happened to release the teaser trailer for the new season today. Hmmm…I wonder why? – The Superficial

James McAvoy thinks that Donald Trump is only America’s fucking problem – Celebitchy

Hip hop dude iLoveMakonnen has come out as gay – Towleroad

Sheree Whitfield may be shit at paying her bills, but she’s an expert at spitting out one-liners – Reality Tea 

Because I know you were wondering, Julianne Hough went to the gym again – Popoholic

Ariel Winter gave Self Magazine a sliver of side chichi – Hollywood Tuna 

Adam Sandler was allowed to make something again – Pajiba

Never mind Amber Heard’s nipples, tell me more about the hot piece in a plunging neck hoodie – The Nip Slip 

Make sense since Donald Trump pretty much is an over-the-top comic book villain – Popsugar

The ending of Step Brothers makes Marion Cotillard weepy – Just Jared

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“A Dog’s Purpose” Premiere Has Been Shit-Canned

January 20, 2017 / Posted by:

A couple of days ago, TMZ posted behind-the-scenes footage of a dog actor named Hercules being forced to do a stunt he clearly didn’t want to do on the set of A Dog’s Purpose in Winnipeg. Someone shot video of Hercules’ trainer trying to put his scared furry ass in rushing water as one crew member said, “Just gotta throw him in.” Both the movie’s director Lasse Hallström (who claims he was not on set, uh huh) and one of its stars Josh Gad said they were grossed out by the video. PETA called for a boycott and the American Humane Association said that they suspended the rep who was on set. The production companies behind the movie, Universal and Amblin, kind of shrugged it off and said that Hercules and the other dog actors were all treated well. But yesterday, Amblin announced that they have killed plans for the premiere and press junket.

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Shia LaBeouf’s HIGH ART Will Get America Through The Next Four Years

January 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Ever since Donald Trump won, we’ve all been waiting and waiting for a response from the country’s most esteemed performance artist Angelyne. But since Angelyne has kept quiet, we’ll have to settle for Shia LaBeouf for now. Shia and his partners in high artistry, Nastja Säde Rönkkö and Luke Turner, have followed up their hitchhiking piece titled #TAKEMEANYWHERE with an anti-Trump art installation that will last for the next four years….or until someone (read: Kellyanne Conway in a Gucci ninja outfit) accidentally hits it with a hammer several times during the night.

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Anne Hathaway And Rebel Wilson Will Star In A Remake Of “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”

January 20, 2017 / Posted by:

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In August, The Hollywood Reporter said that MGM is doing a gender-flip remake of 1988’s Dirty Rotten Scoundrels starring Rebel Wilson. And now The Hollywood Reporter says that Anne Hathaway is joining Rebel.

The original starred Steve Martin and Michael Caine as two con men trying to swindle an American heiress out of $500,000. Nasty Women, which is what this remake is called, will star Anne Hathaway and Rebel Wilson. Anne and Rebel will play two women “from different walks of life” who team up to con a tech prodigy out of his money. Rebel Wilson is also a producer on it.

The first Dirty Rotten Scoundrels had a real slobs vs. snobs dynamic, so I’m taking that “different walks of life” thing as a sign that Nasty Women will be similar. Ann-with-an-E was born to play the uptight snob role, which means Rebel will probably play the snob. Although I really wish they’d switch it and make Rebel the snob and Anne the slob. I want to see Oscar-winner Anne Hathaway pretend to use a fancy dining room chair like a toilet.

I’m not a huge Dirty Rotten Scoundrels fan, but I’m still a little hesitant about this remake. We already have the perfect movie about two con women with a talent for grifting. It’s called Heartbreakers. There’s no way you can make a better movie than Heartbreakers, so why bother? Oh no, that totally sounded like I was challenging Hollywood to remake Heartbreakers. I take it back! Nasty Women – great, sure, whatever, just please leave Heartbreakers alone.

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