Paris Hilton Was Just Pretending To Be A Dumbass

December 2, 2016 / Posted by:

Yes, 35-year-old Paris Hilton has come all the way from 2009 to let us know that she’s actually really smart, she just played a dum-dum on TV. Paris dropped the sexy baby voice, ordered the hand servants to whip up her most responsible-looking ponytail, and practiced her sophisticated head nods for a >3 minute interview with Access Hollywood where she states her case.

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Happy Friday, Here’s Leah Remini And 50 Cent Talking About Ass-Eating

December 2, 2016 / Posted by:

The feud between exes, Vivica A. Catface and 5 Cents, tongue-rolled straight into Ass Lickin’ Town last year after she said in so many words that she believes his tip may get moist for man booty. It all started when Fifty farted on Instagram about how Empire’s ratings dip was because of all the “gay stuff” and Vivica said on Watch What Happen Lives that it was all just a case of the pot calling the kettle a man booty lover. At the time, Fifty responded to Vivica by saying that she only thinks he’s gay because he “let her” glaze his wrinkled donut with her tongue. That takes us to last night.

Along with Leah Remini, 50 Cent was a guest on Watch What Happens Live and Andy Cohen just had to once again give us the image of Vivica making out with Fifty’s butt by bringing it up.

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Kourtney Kardashian And Scott Disick Are Back On Again

December 2, 2016 / Posted by:

This leg of the story arc has lasted long enough for Pimp Mama Kris, so it looks like Kourtney Kardashian has reunited with the father of her children, Scott Disick. Scott and the kids are always Kourtney’s plot (What else would she do? Work?) and the rumors of their reunion have been swirling around for awhile. These two are all about being together “for the kids” and last month they did a family beach trip together. E! confirms the news that these two yo-yos, who have been on and off for years, aren’t living together but they’re definitely back together again.

One insider tells us, “They are back together and giving their relationship a try again.”

So what’s the cause of the rekindling? The source notes, “Scott’s mellowed out a lot and hasn’t been partying.”

Well, I guess it’s better than the last D she was rumored to be humping on (girl is into the Xtreme Turd type I see).

Kourtney and Scott might have the class of a TGI Friday’s bathroom conception, but they clearly have something together (a check from Ryan Seacrest). Props to Kourt-Kourt for pressing pause on this whole mess until Scott took his paws off the young models and dried out a bit. And yes, I did just compliment a Kardashian on her life choices. I’ll see myself out.

Pic: Wenn

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 2, 2016 / Posted by:

The anti-Christmas beaver who has already had it with the holidays and went wild at a Dollar General in Maryland!

Looking at that picture of a bitchy beaver screaming at a Santa Claus doll is like looking into a crystal ball for a lot of us, because in a quick minute, we’re going to meltdown in the middle of a Dollar General after hearing (insert the annoying Christmas song that raw fucks your nerves the worst) for the 10 billionth time. CBS News reports that on Monday, a wild beaver waddled into a Dollar General in Charlotte Hall, MD and went straight to the holiday section to declare war on Christmas!

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Birthday Sluts

December 2, 2016 / Posted by:

Britney Jean Spears (35)
Charlie Puth (25)
Cassie Steele (27)
Alfred Enoch (28)
Jana Kramer (33)
Aaron Rodgers (33)
Daniela Ruah (33)
Jason Collins (38)
Nelly Furtado (38)
Rachel Marsden (42)
Monica Seles (43)
Wilson Jermaine Heredia (45)
Anthony “Treach” Criss (46)
Nate Mendel (48)
Rena Sofer (48)
Lucy Liu (48)
Rick Savage (56)
Steven Bauer (60)
Stone Phillips (62)
Dan Butler (62)
Cathy Lee Crosby (72)
Gianni Versace (1946-1997)
Maria Callas (1923-1977)

Pic: Getty

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