CinemaBlend claims that there are some sick tricks out there that want to have sex with Pennywise. Not the band, the demonic clown villain from horror movie smash hit It. I’ve heard of some bizarre, dangerous fetishes, but evil-clown fucking takes the entire bakery.
Aaron Carter has checked into rehab, according to Page Six. The Doctors’ guest star and counter-terrorism expert has been involved in a slew of messy incidents lately, including police calling on his house 3x in a 24 hour period and a serious (and dramatic) car accident as well as an earlier arrest for DUI. Continue reading
The gossip maelstrom over last night’s report that kosmetics kween Kylie Jenner is allegedly carrying boyfriend Travis Scott’s baby has everybody in a tizzy. In addition to demonstrating how the Earth needs a life, it’s possibly causing her ex, living-beyond-his-means rapper Tyga, no end of sadness. Tyga got used to living in the silicone-d lap of luxury, what with the Karjenners enabling him to flip off his arch-enemy the repo man on the regular. Since Kylie dumped him, Tyga probably has to actually pay some car notes and start parking his rides at his mom’s house so they don’t get snatched back. He’s playing it cool though and making paternity “jokes” on Snapchat. You know he’s already tailgating at her house with an at-home paternity test in hand ready to hurl it at her car when it comes out of the gate. Continue reading
Frida, the heroic Mexican rescue dog!
It seems like there’s been nothing but horrific and terrible to news to come out of the 7.1 earthquake in Mexico, but there has been some soul-lifting good news about its heroes, including, Frida the Navy dog who has become of symbol of inspiration (and style, thanks to her custom-made doggy goggles and booties).
Bruce Springsteen (68)
Skylar Astin (30)
Trinidad Jame$ (30)
Anneliese van der Pol (33)
Roxxxy Andrews (36)
Prince Hot Ginge is in Toronto for the Invictus Games, which means that there’s a 100% chance that he and Meghan Markle will officially let the world know that they’re seriously doing each other full-time by posing for photographers at one of the events. Well, if I have to look at pictures of PHG and the luckiest human being in the world (well, second luckiest, the luckiest are the managers at In-N-Out), then at least I can drown my cold sorrows on pictures of PHG hugging on hot, sweaty athletes. PHG better give us at least one picture of him nipple bumping with one of those athletes while topless. It’s the last his ass can do! – Lainey Gossip
I almost slow clapped for Reese Witherspoon wearing one of Alexis Carrington’s funeral-going dresses, but then I stopped, because I needed to use my hands to put over my mouth as I heaved at those ivory shoes – Celebitchy
I think David Foster is way too busy slapping his pepaw peen against Katharine McPhee’s cooch to care about Yolanda Foster saying that he dumped her because of her Lyme disease – Reality Tea