Birthday Sluts

June 22, 2018 / Posted by:

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Cyndi Lauper (65)
Anwar Hadid (19)
Dinah Jane Hansen of Fifth Harmony (21)
Portia Doubleday (30)
Bob The Drag Queen (32)
Douglas Smith (33)
Porsha Williams (37)
Jai Rodriguez (39)
Donald Faison (44)
Lecy Goranson (44)
Carson Daly (45)
Mary Lynn Rajskub (47)
Laila Rouass (47)
Kevin Aviance (50)
Emmanuelle Seigner (52)
Uwe Boll (53)
Amy Brenneman (54)
Dan Brown (54)
Randy Couture (55)
Erin Brockovich (58)
Tracy Pollan (58)
Bruce Campbell (60)
Meryl Streep (69)
Lindsay Wagner (69)
Elizabeth Warren (69)
Klaus Maria Brandauer (75)
Michael Lerner (77)
Kris Kristofferson (82)
Dianne Feinstein (85)
Prunella Scales (86)
Freddie Prinze (1954-1977)
Bill Bass (1922-2002)
Billy Wilder (1906-2002)

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Night Crumbs

June 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Since you can’t spell MoviePass without M-E-S-S, they’re continuing to be a slow-moving train wreck by announcing that they’re going to charge more for showings of bigger movies (read: Marvel shit) on busier days (read: weekends). MoviePass used to be like that magical fuck buddy who showed up when you called and left right after they busted but eventually wants more from you, like after-sex cuddling and dinner dates out in public. GROSS! But then again since the price of an IMAX movie is your first born and a finger, shit is still a bargain – Pajiba

Get out your umbrellas, because God is going to cry over Jesus Jugs and her king douche husband from Real Housewives of Orange County getting divorced – Reality Tea 

Alexander Skarsgard was seen with a mystery blonde, and it’s unclear if they’re doing each other or not. I say that because if they were, she would obviously be wearing a t-shirt dress with the giant words “Yes, I’m Fucking ASkars! Smell My Finger, Bitches” on it – Lainey Gossip

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MTV Has Decided To Revive “Daria” For A New Generation

June 21, 2018 / Posted by:

This news is either going to make you grab your Lawndale High pom-poms and cheer, or get sick, or give an apathetic Daria-like shrug. Whatever your reaction, all you really need to know is that MTV’s Daria is coming back.

Variety reports that this new Daria development is happening on the heels of MTV’s decision to launch a new production studio, MTV Studios. MTV Studios plans on putting out new shows and reviving old classics, like Daria, Aeon Flux, and The Real World. MTV released a statement, saying they’re “opening up this vault beyond our own platforms to reimagine the franchises with new partners.

This new Daria will be written by Grace Edwards, who worked on Inside Amy Schumer and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. While MTV’s statement makes it sound like Daria is set for a “reimagining,” it’s more of a reinvention. They’re calling it Daria & Jodie.

“The iconic animated franchise is reinvented through the eyes of heroine Daria Morgendorffer and one of her closest friends Jodie Landon. These two smart young women take on the world, with their signature satirical voice while deconstructing popular culture, social classes, gender and race.”

The original Daria ran from 1997 to 2002, and wrapped up with a TV movie, Is It Fall Yet?. Daria made sense back then, because the 90s were all about the jocks n’ cheerleaders high school experience. But 2018 is a different time. I don’t know what would bother Daria Morgendorffer more: the idea of MTV shamelessly pulling Daria back from the dead, or that what was once seen as a weird, unpopular outsider is now basically the average cool teenage Tumblr user.

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Pete Davidson Finally Finally Went Public With His Engagement To Ariana Grande

June 21, 2018 / Posted by:

While it might have sparked the “DUHHH!” heard ‘round the world, Pete Davidson was on The Tonight Show last night promoting what sounds like a 10-second cameo in a Robert Pattinson movie. Of course, Pete did more than promote that movie – he also used the appearance to finally confirm that he will soon be Mr. Ariana Grande. Continue reading

Karlie Kloss, Who Is Dating Jared Kushner’s Brother, Induces Eye Rolls For Tweeting About Immigrant Crisis

June 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Karlie Kloss is currently boning Joshua Kushner, brother of Ivanka Trump’s hubby and Senior White House Advisor Jared Kushner. Karlie and Josh are pretty vocal Democrats on a normal day, but when Karlie took to Twitter to say children need to stop being ripped from their parents at the border and change is needed Some responded, “Bish, then bring it up to your man’s bro in the White House in two weeks at the family Fourth of July barbeque.Continue reading

Melania Trump Really Outdid Those Hurricane Heels 

June 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Ann Coulter, the hemorrhoid that a Ninth Circle rat chewed off of Lucifer’s asshole and barfed into a puddle of acid where it mutated into a shit-spewing demon, accused the detention camp children of being crisis actors. Well, Melania Trump heard what Ann Coulter said and decided to show a bitch what crisis acting really is when she showed up to the New Hope Children’s Center in McAllen, TX today and pretended to care about the 60 immigrant kids and teens from Central America who are being detained there. But before Melania acted like she cared, she told us that she really doesn’t by wearing a jacket that read “I Really Don’t Care. Do U?” as she boarded the plane headed to Texas. In Melania’s defense, she was probably forced to wear that because it’s the new official uniform of the Trump family.

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