Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 29, 2017 / Posted by:


Ja Rule’s Fyre Musical Festival, which made the Gathering of the Juggalos look like something that Robin Leach would cover on a rebooted episode of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, could’ve easily saved itself. All of the festival goers would’ve stopped fighting each other with homemade spears for the last drop of drinkable water on that nightmare island if Ja Rule came out and announced that the new headliner is SONIQUE! Anybody would gladly eat a dry sandwich and sleep on a deflating mattress on the sand if it meant hearing Sonique live and in person.

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Birthday Sluts

April 29, 2017 / Posted by:

Daniel Day-Lewis (60)
Foxes (28)
Crystal Harris (31)
Amy Heidemann (31)
Megan Boone (34)
Jay Cutler (34)
Tyler Labine (39)
Derek Mears (45)
Andre Agassi (47)
Master P (47)
Uma Thurman (47)
Paul Adelstein (48)
Carnie Wilson (49)
Steven Blum (57)
Michelle Pfeiffer (59)
Eve Plumb (59)
Kate Mulgrew (62)
Leslie Jordan (62)
Jerry Seinfeld (63)
Nora Dunn (65)
Anita Dobson (68)
Richard Kline (73)
Willie Nelson (84)

Pic: David LaChapelle/New York Magazine


Night Crumbs

April 28, 2017 / Posted by:

NOT MRS. GARRETT! Charlotte Rae, who turned 91 last week, broke the sad, shitty news that she’s been diagnosed with bone cancer after beating pancreatic cancer seven years ago. Blair, Tootie, Natalie, Jo, Cousin Geri and even George Clooney better be forming a prayer circle right now – Just Jared

Sam Taylor-Johnson did herself up like a bizarro world Mrs. Roper last night – Lainey Gossip

Orlando Bloom should’ve quickly done a naked paddle board photo shoot to make everyone forget about the slur he dropped on a radio show – Celebitchy

Bravo gave Bethenny Frankel another show because the devil is real – Reality Tea

Rita Ora wore the perfect outfit to wear if you’re a biker and you’re expecting a flood – Drunken Stepfather 

Katy Perry’s new single is either about her Top Chef pussy or she’s trying to win over the cannibal fetishists – Towleroad

I see that Brit Brit Spears is still bumping her country biscuit against that hot giant bag of muscles – Hollywood Tuna 

Selena Gomez’s ensemble is something one of the Sweet Valley High twins would wear to an Easter party – Popoholic

I have brought shame upon my fellow Kimmy Gibbler stans for not knowing that she was in a Punky Brewster doll commercial once – SOW

Bodybuilder dick alert! – (NSFW) OMG Blog

In every list of Captain Planet characters ranked, Gaia should really always be number one – Blastr

Oscar Isaac is officially a DILF now – Popsugar



Now It’s “Roseanne’s” Turn To Get Revived

April 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Since pretty much every show has been brought back from the dead (see: Will & Grace, Gilmore Girls, Arrested Development, Full House, Dynasty and One Day At A Time), I wake up every morning hoping that it’ll be the day that Hollywood finally makes the dreams of everyone come true by ordering a revival of It’s A Living! That didn’t happen today, but one of my other favorite shows (if I forget about everything that happened post-lottery win) is getting a revival.

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Aaron Rodgers Might Be Dating One Of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Former Girlfriends

April 28, 2017 / Posted by:

I wonder if it fills Leonardo DiCaprio with a little bit of pride every time he hears that another one of his former blonde models has managed to successfully land a new famous boyfriend. “Look Lukas, it says here she’s with a quarterback! Oh I’m just so proud.

little less than a month after we learned that Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn are done, we’re hearing that he may have already moved on to model Kelly Rohrbach. TMZ says that 33-year-old Aaron and 27-year-old Kelly were seen at a golf club in Los Angeles. Sources say they were holding hands and “looked flirty,” but stopped once they realized people were watching them. I have no idea how you look flirty while playing golf, and I am someone who plays golf (I like to drive the cart!).

An insider tells Terez Owens that Aaron and Kelly hit it off and are in the early stages of romance, adding that they “just clicked.” Oh, they clicked, alright – clicked “AGREE” on the standard-issue relationship contract sent to them by their publicists. No, I’m sure they’re absolutely smitten with each other. But the real question is how Aaron’s family will feel about Kelly. Aaron’s family didn’t like Olivia Munn because she made Aaron go all “Hollywood.” Kelly isn’t just a blonde bikini model; she’s also an aspiring actress who appears in that upcoming Baywatch movie. Yeah, I don’t think I’d want to be around when they find out about Kelly. A model-slash-actress who once dated Leo? You really can’t get any more Hollywood than that.


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