James Woods Was Locked Out Of Twitter

/ September 24, 2018

Shockingly, it wasn’t after Twitter received numerous complaints from teenage girls that he’s been sliding into their DMs. It was due to one of the insulting and offensive things James Woods has spat out on Twitter over the years. Sorry James, looks like if you want to pop off in front of an embarrassed audience, you’re limited to whatever you can hiss in the four minutes it takes for your latte to be made.

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Pete Davidson Got Another Ariana Grande-Inspired Tattoo

/ September 24, 2018

Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson (AKA the future Mrs. and Mr. Grande) have been so in love that they took it all the way back to the old-school kind of love and wrote it all over themselves in permanent marker. Except instead of semi-permanent marker, they’re using tiny needles injecting their body with actually-permanent tattoo ink. Well add another weird image/phrase to the growing list: Pete done got another one.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ September 24, 2018

The two-headed snake of Virginia!

Stephanie Myers of Woodbridge, Virginia was in her yard two Sundays ago when she noticed a two-headed snake slithering around her neighbor’s flowerbed. Normally when you’d hear about a two-headed snake slithering around, you’d think, “I didn’t know Trump was doing a rally in Woodbridge and I didn’t know Jared was joining him,” or, “Oh, Pimp Mama Kris is just hunting for new souls to sacrifice to her maker Satan while in her true form, that’s all!” But this was an actual snake.

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Birthday Sluts

/ September 24, 2018
Morgan Hamm (36)
Paul Hamm (36)
Ben Platt (25)
Kreayshawn (29)
Pia Wurtzbach (29)
Chi Chi DeVayne (33)
Jessica Lucas (33)
Kimberley Nixon (33)
BenDeLaCreme (36)
Ross Mathews (39)
Ian Bohen (42)
Stephanie McMahon (42)
Jackie Sandler (44)
Shawn Crahan (49)

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Robert Irvine (53)
Nia Vardalos (56)
Steve Whitmire (59)
Kevin Sorbo (60)
Gordon Clapp (70)
Lou Dobbs (73)
Casey Johnson (1979-2010)
Phil Hartman (1948-1998)
Jim Henson (1936-1990)
F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896-1940)
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Open Post: Hosted By Joaquin Phoenix In Action As The Joker

/ September 23, 2018

It looks like those dudes in the background are getting it on as a clown crowd watches… That might be the most interesting part of The Joker.

That Joaquin Phoenix morphing into the Joker clip from the other day looked like some diligent comic book fan’s homemade CGI. It wasn’t. TMZ has posted a clip of Joaquin filming a scene for the upcoming origin story for the famous murder-clown, and that’s really the makeup with which they’re going. Well, they got the clown part right, he typed weakly? It’s an origin story so maybe this is like when the hero is making his own costumes at first and then his lewk evolves a little by the end of the movie? I hope so, otherwise, the Joker is going to look like he became a psychopathic killer after one of the kids at the birthday party he was working at kicked him in the balls.

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Noah Centineo Wants His Fans To Stop Following Him

/ September 23, 2018

If you’ve got Netflix (and if you don’t, you should move to a remote jungle in Central America and commune with tree frogs because what else are you going to talk about with people) you might have seen two of their latest offerings – romantic comedies To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before and Sierra Burgess Is a Loser. The two shows have actor Noah Centineo in common. He stars in both, and has supposedly blown up as Teen Dream 2018. (Does this mean less Bieber? Thank you, Noah.) Noah went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and showed how ungrateful he truly is by telling a story in which he told his fans to stop following him in cars. I kid, but really, what’s a little potential vehicular manslaughter compared to having to go back to being a regular, Noah?!?!

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