Matt Lauer Will Give His Soon To Be Ex-Wife $20 Million

August 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Poor Matt Lauer has had a rough few months. First he got fired from Today in November for being an alleged sexual harassing creep, and then he had to deal with his wife Annette Roque filing for divorce since you can’t flash your co-workers and gift them butt plugs without your wife getting a lil’ angry. The divorce got heated fast since everybody loves a payout, except for the one doing the paying. But according to Page Six, it looks like the fight is nearly over and Annette is packing a bag and taking it to the bank.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Doja Cat!

Doja Cat (government name: Amala Zandile Dlamini) is a 22-year-old songwriter, singer, and rapper from South Africa who’s got a full album and an EP out, but the song that will definitely go down as the crown jewel in her music career and get her inducted into next year’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame class (screw eligibility rules) is Mooo! She released Mooo! on August 10 and it’s already been certified triple 💰 on the internet (that means it’s gone viral). In related news, weed sales dropped 50% across the country, because who needs to get high smoking the good shit when you can get that stoned feeling from watching Doja Cat rap out the words, “Bitch, I’m cow,” while done up like a cow THOT from the 90s.

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Birthday Sluts

August 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Lady Miss Kier (55)
Chief Keef (23)
Jennifer Lawrence (28)
Belinda (29)
Joe Jonas (29)
Carlos Pena Jr. (29)
Natalia Kills (32)
Emily Kinney (33)
Quinton Aaron (34)
Kerri Walsh Jennings (40)
Brad Goreski (41)
Natasha Henstridge (44)
Ben Affleck (46)
Anthony Anderson (48)
Cris Judd (49)
Debra Messing (50)
Alejandro González Iñárritu (55)
Tom Colicchio (56)
Rondell Sheridan (60)
Princess Anne (68)
Tess Harper (68)
Linda Ellerbee (74)
Jim Dale (83)
Mike Connors (1925-2017)
Rose Marie (1923-2017)
Julia Child (1912-2014)


Night Crumbs

August 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson pretty much confirmed they’re doing each other by kissing at Heathrow in London. Ashley was also wearing a C necklace. So either they’re a thing, or they’re just gal pals doing gal pal things like kissing at the airport! And I’m gayer than a purple glitter butt hair bead and even I wish I was getting with Cara Delevingne. I mean, she’s Dame Joan Collins’ goddaughter. Enough said.  – Just Jared

The Tonight Show is turning into Celebrity Fear Factor and it won’t be long before we see Dame Jude Dench trying to chug a blended rat shake – Lainey Gossip

So according to, I can lose 20 pounds by cutting out sugar and meat. “I’ll get right on that” is what I said before chomping into a sugar-coated ground beef bar – Celebitchy

Kathy Griffin and Kate Beckinsale had a bikini-off for some reason – Drunken Stepfather

This post on why Denise Richards joined Real Housewives of Beverly Hills should be three words long and those three words should be: for the check – Reality Tea

Matthew Weiner’s The Romanoffs is stuffed full of a thousand white actors you know – Pajiba

Someone definitely has and will continue to fap to this – Towleroad

In that still shot, it looks like my favorite living artist Britney Spears is queefing out another masterpiece – Hollywood Tuna

Ariana Grande did My Heart Will Go On, and I didn’t hate it. Punch me with a bowl of poutine for being a traitor to Celine Dion! – OMG Blog

Today in terrible puns: Sofia Vergara served up some magnificent AmeriCANS on the set of Modern FamilyPopoholic

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