Birthday Sluts

March 8, 2017 / Posted by:

Kat Von D (35)
Nick Zano (39)
James Van Der Beek (40)
Freddie Prinze Jr. (41)
Hines Ward (41)
Boris Kodjoe (44)
Andrea Parker (47)
Camryn Manheim (56)
Lester Holt (58)
Aidan Quinn (58)
Gary Numan (59)
Carole Bayer Sager (70)
Micky Dolenz (72)
Susan Clark (77)
Lynn Redgrave (1943-2010)
Cyd Charisse (1922-20080
Alan Hale Jr. (1921-1990)



Night Crumbs

March 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Beyonce was at last week’s Los Angeles premiere of Beauty and the Beast and I hear that nobody in the audience watched a second of the movie. Because they turned around and took in the holy sight of the goddess of the universe feeding her pregnant ass with nachos while watching that shit – Lainey Gossip

If I was ever going to start a Tumblr, I’d start one called: Colin Firth In Turtlenecks – Lainey Gossip

Silicone blossom Chloe Lattanzi regrets getting nipped, tucked and rotated so many times – Celebitchy

Somebody please send the coast guard to rescue Nicole Peltz’s cooch from that swimsuit – Drunken Stepfather

In other words, these two messes are trying to get more money from Bravo so they’ve leaked stories about them leaving Real Housewives of New JerseyReality Tea

Princess Diana’srock” came out about his love of cock. I made a poem! – Towleroad

FYI: Emma Watson’s pubes are as soft as the fur on a baby bunny’s taint – The Superficial 

If Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are going to keep doing these couples photo-ops, they really need to color coordinate their looks – Popoholic

Nicki Minaj is looking like a Tron Lil’ KimHollywood Tuna 

IMDB is getting feminist as fuck – Pajiba

The inevitable mash-up of Get Out and Trump’s White House is here – OMG Blog

Shhh, don’t tell Backdoor Farrah, but it looks like one of her tits is just trying get away from her. Run, titty, run! – (NSFW) The Nip Slip 

I cannot comment on this remake of Overboard starring Anna Faris until I hear if Toffuti Klein is in it or not! – Popsugar

Eliza Dushku talked to students about battling booze and drug addictions – Just Jared

Thank you, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, the thought of Al Bundy’s huge dick will now get me through the rest of the week – SOW



Ed Sheeran Has Sexed On Members Of Taylor Swift’s Squad

March 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Ed Sheeran did an interview with Rolling Stone to pimp out his new album, Divide, and of course, Taylor Swift’s name dropped out of his mouth during it. If Ed doesn’t dribble out her name during an interview, he will disintegrate into a pile of dust. The sole reason for Ed Sheeran’s existence is to name drop Taylor Swift in interviews! Not only did Ed Sheeran drop Tay Tay’s name for the 4,098,765th time, but he also said that some of her squad members have gotten a taste of his ginger hobbit dick. Don’t worry, squad members who have fucked Ed, he didn’t name names. I’m sure the ginger John Mayer is saving that for the promo tour for his next album.

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Pete Davidson Explains Why He’s Been Sort Of Missing From SNL

March 7, 2017 / Posted by:


If you watch Saturday Night Live, then in between laughing at Melissa McCarthy’s (unappreciated by some) Sean Spicer and Kate McKinnon’s alien abduction lady, you might have noticed that the youngest SNL cast member, Pete Davidson, hasn’t really been on the show lately. The come to life Hey Arnold character appeared during Alec Baldwin’s monologue on the February 11th show. But other than that, we haven’t seen a lot of him. 23-year-old Pete recently took to Instagram to explain why he’s been MIA from the show.

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