The Daily Mail is saying that Cara Delevingne has been approached to play a Bond girl. She’d be perfect for this next Bond film! Cara always looks like she’d rather be getting 4-hour dental surgery than doing whatever she’s supposed to be doing, and we all know how enthusiastic Daniel Craig was to play Bond again – Celebitchy
Prepare the Royal Barcalounger, Prince Philip is officially retired now – Lainey Gossip
One of Scott Disick’s former ladies flashed her nipples in a sheer shirt for the paps. She should expect a cease-and-desist from Bella Thorne, because that’s kind of her turf – Drunken Stepfather
Speaking of Bella Thorne, here she is looking like an aerobics instructor at a raver-themed fitness center – Hollywood Tuna
GG from Shahs of Sunset explains why she got quickie married, and the reason was not: “For attention” – Reality Tea
Aziz Ansari is “Fuck it, I don’t need to work” rich now – Pajiba
Kate Moss learned the hard truth that strapless bikini tops have zero loyalty and will bail on your boobs in a second – (NSFW) The Nip Slip
I’ll take “Things even a rainbow can’t make better” for $200… – Towleroad
Presented without any bit of sarcasm: Tara Reid looks good – Popoholic
Gwendoline Christie obviously didn’t go to the acting school that teaches a scene is made 100% better by angrily gesturing with the hand clutching a cigarette – Jezebel
Justin Timberlake is getting roasted by little kids now – Boy Culture
That blue wig/sunglasses/baby tee combo on Rihanna is very ‘alien princess attending a Spacehog concert in 1995’ – Just Jared
Serena Williams had a 1950’s-themed baby shower, and I’m on board just as long as she didn’t also serve gross 1950’s party refreshments like seafood mousse and candle salad – Popsugar
Usher’s been swamped with bad press lately, and, for once, it’s not because he’s responsible for making Justin Bieber a thing. Gloria Allred is crying tears of joy, because her baby girl Lisa Bloom is corralling a group of plaintiffs in a good ol’ fashioned sex scandal.
Usher apparently wasn’t forthcoming with his love in ‘dis club, because a few former players in games of Usher-slap-‘n-tickle say his wiener wasn’t exactly pure. In fact, back in 2012, his knob was squirting green juice, and, no, it wasn’t Mountain Dew. It was supposedly herpes and I don’t think herpes causes peens to squirt green juice. Or so I’ve heard.
As herpes does, that shit came back, and now people are lawyering up (and, yes, I picked this photo, because I pored over that looking for lingering signs of the nasty shit). Continue reading
Believe it or not, the Swift Manor is home to not one, but TWO My Little Ponies. The first, as you may well know, spends her time at tea parties, Katy Perry fan club meetings, and occasionally in the recording studio. Her name is Taylor Swift. The other one has mainly been known for having an Instagram account with regular updates to keep the psychotic masses at bay while his sister has been dark on social media plotting her comeback. This one is named Austin Swift. Only, he’s apparently also been acting in a few things. I think I remember her referencing him as an actor a while back, but I kind of thought of that the same way I used to call myself a “struggling artist” when it meant I was struggling to string words together for a LiveJournal short story about my Beanie Baby collection.
Ronnie Wood, the dude from The Rolling Stones who looks like a bathwater-wrinkled finger that isn’t Mick Jagger or Keith Richards, recently spoke to The Daily Mail’s Sunday Event magazine to promote his art book Ronnie Wood: Artist. The big conversation was about how life caught up to him in the form of a lung cancer diagnosis. But don’t worry, Ronnie is fine now thanks to surgery. But not chemotherapy. Oh no, not that. Ronnie passed on chemo because he didn’t want to lose that thick hunk of hair on his head.
Everything is getting the reboot or throwback treatment. Will & Grace? Coming back! Every other defunct show at NBC? Coming back! McRib at McDonalds? Coming back! Just kidding, I don’t know about that one. Lollapooloza was this weekend. I only knew that since my Republican relatives all sent me asshole emails about Malia Obama dancing around at The Killers concert, because dems dah devil’s side-steps. And my gays all sent me clips of an insult to the good name of our Lordesses of Seasoning, the Spice Girls. Continue reading
NBC is in the process of rebooting Miami Vice and Will & Grace, because originality is dead and nostalgia makes for a quick dollar. Of course, NBC is not the only network mining it’s past for content, but NBC Entertainment chairman Bob Greenblatt is really on one right now. He’s also got his sights set on remakes or reboots of The Office, 30 Rock, ER and The West Wing.