Pottermore Says That Wizards Used To Just Shit On The Floor At Hogwarts

/ January 5, 2019

Harry Potter fans just can’t let the series rest, and as long as author J.K. Rowling is alive, they will harass her for any scrap of wizarding info she can throw down their thirsty muggle throats. On the Harry Potter fan site Pottermore, fans got a bit more than they bargained yesterday, on National Trivia Day, when it was revealed that before Hogwarts had plumbing, wizards used to shit and pee wherever they were standing and then vanish the evidence with magic. 99% of Harry Potter fans are disgusted by this news. The other 1% just started their own special Harry Potter fan site for wannabe wizard nerds that are also into anachronistic poop play.  Continue reading

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Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Sold Their Pacific Palisades Compound To Adam Levine

/ January 5, 2019

The setting for the looonnngggeessttttt, most-drawn out, way-too-conscious uncoupling in failed celebrity marriage history (after Brangelina, of course), Ben Affleck and ex-wife Jennifer Garner’s Pacific Palisades compound has been sold according to People. The most interesting aspect of this long-overdue sale? The buyer! TMZ says Maroon 5 frontman and Blake Shelton love interest Adam Levine bought it from them.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ January 5, 2019

Rose, the Muddy Puppy Queen of Arkansas!

And a HSOTD honorable mention goes to Rose’s human, who is the sweet tea sweetened Southern auntie I didn’t know I wanted. But Rose, a bulldog puppy, became the overnight sweetheart of the internet after a video of her with guilty eyes went viral. Rose’s human walked up on her mischievously loving on some mud, and when she realized she did a wrong, she turned on those puppy dog eyes and made the same guilty face you probably made when a family member walked in on you on Christmas morning in the kitchen with a mouthful of the cake you were all planning to eat after lunch. And because this is an adorable G-rated puppy video, I am not going to say that Rose also looks like someone who realized they made the wrong decision to toss the salad of their date after dinner at El Torito.

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Birthday Sluts

/ January 5, 2019
January Jones (41)
Suki Waterhouse (27)
Kristin Cavallari Cutler (32)
Jason Mitchell (32)
Amanda Hearst (35)
Deadmau5 (38)
Brooklyn Sudano (38)
Kylie Bax (44)
Bradley Cooper (44)
Sakis Rouvas (47)
Heather Dubrow (50)
Marilyn Manson (50)
Carrie Ann Inaba (51)

Pic: Instagram

Ricky Paull Goldin (54)
Vinnie Jones (54)
Suzy Amis (57)
Clancy Brown (60)
Pamela Sue Martin (66)
Ted Lange (71)
Diane Keaton (73)
Charlie Rose (77)
Hayao Miyazaki (78)
King Juan Carlos I of Spain (81)
Robert Duvall (88)
Alvin Ailey (1931-1989)
Jane Wyman (1917-2007)
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Afternoon Crumbs

/ January 4, 2019

Timothee Chalamet got the Spotlight Award at the Palm Springs International Film Festival last night, and I hope he doused himself with Drakkar Noir to complete the “bully at a prep school circa 1986″ look he was going for. And I also hope he filed a complaint with the hotel he got ready at and let them know that they are dead wrong for installing black market shower heads from Yugoslavia in their bathrooms  – Lainey Gossip 

If your kink is thinking about Emma Stone finger fucking a sponge between Olivia Colman’s legs, congratulations to you, and congratulations to the makers of lotion since you’re going to use a lot of it while fapping to this – Pajiba

A valid reason (and possibly the only reason) for me to adopt kids: so I can use them to get on the new Double DareTowleroad

Please don’t tell me that Backdoor Farrah made her daughter/assistant strategically place those poor rose petals – Drunken Stepfather

Horror movie maker Dr. Pimple Popper hates horror movies – Celebitchy

Why do I have a feeling that this is going to be Quentin Tarantino’s new phone wallpaper? – Popoholic

Danielle Staub’s messy storyline for next season of The Real HouseWrecks of New Jersey just got messier – Reality Tea 

Pic: Wenn.com

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