Last week, Guy Pearce said something more interesting than Guy Pearce announcing he found his Felicia Jollygoodfellow costumes and will try them on for a Facebook live video. Guy recently claimed during an Australian interview that he had a “difficult time” filming L.A. Confidential with alleged serial creeper Kevin Spacey, and that Kevin was a “handsy guy.” Guy also implied his experience wasn’t nearly as bad as some others, because he “was 29 and not 14.” Guy has more to say on that, and it’s that he wished he hadn’t said anything.
24-year-old Canadian hobo-baby Justin Bieber, and 21-year-old American (insert what she actually does here) Hailey Baldwin, got tired of all the media coverage Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have been getting and decided to cut themselves a piece of the engagement-press pie. After getting engaged over the weekend while on vacation, the couple has wasted no time in leaking bits of information about the engagement out to the media. People acquired such info, by finding some fans who were stalking the couple on their Bahamas vacation and managed to snap a pic of Hailey wearing a big-ass diamond on her Put-a-Ring-On-It finger. Continue reading
Last month, it was announced that Zachary Quinto, Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright Doug Wright and J.J. Abrams are in the early stages of putting together a movie for Paramount about the down-low Old Hollywood love between Anthony Perkins and 1950s hunk of hotness Tab Hunter. The movie is based on Tab’s 2005 memoir, Tab Hunter Confidential: The Making of a Movie Star, where he wrote about having to stay shush about being gay as Hollywood tried to turn him into a perfect(ly straight) leading man. Anthony Perkins died in 1992, and sadly, Tab Hunter isn’t going to see Jason Momoa play him and Idris Elba play Anthony Perkins (shut up about Jason and Idris not looking like Tab and Anthony, I just want to see those two hump on camera) on the big-screen, because he died at the age of 86 last night.
Closed, just like the position Jamie Foxx’s fly should remain around strangers at parties if he want to avoid another situation like the one he found himself involved in last month. Jamie had been accused by a woman of slapping her in the face with his penis at a party back in 2002 after she refused to give him oral sex. The case was past Nevada’s 3-year statute of limitations, but police still decided to open an investigation. TMZ says that the Las Vegas Police Department have concluded their investigation, and Jamie isn’t going to face charges.
It’s Monday, so you know the Kardashian Klan are in the news for some stupid crap. And I’m the one here to tell you it. You’re welcome and I’m sorry. 20-year-old Kylie Jenner claimed in an Instagram comment that she’s a natural beauty now that she’s have all of her filler somehow removed. Take that, Keke Palmer! Continue reading
This is a depressing and tragic post for a Monday morning, and if Dlisted’s budget wasn’t worth a used-during-ass-sex condom and a broken Juicero, I’d send all of you a Xanax via drone. Prepare to be filled to the top with the sads over this sentence: girls today use iPhones or Androids or whatever to keep track of shit instead of a Pocket Locker. I know, what has become of this world?
For a minute in the 1990s, Sharp sold a Palm Pilot-like thing that was marketed toward girls and it was an organizer that kept track of birthdays, telephone numbers, important appointments (don’t laugh, bitch, every appointment to a tween is important) and their inner most secrets. This is how Sharp described that too-technologically-advanced-for-the-90s life saver:
You can’t control your hair and certainly can’t control your parental units. But you can control your life – with Pocket Locker! The new electronic Teen Organizer from Sharp. If you’ve got a life, get this!
I never got that, because I don’t have a life now and I certainly didn’t have a life then.
How sad! I mean, nowadays teen girls are running around with uncontrollable hair looking a mess and it’s all because they don’t have a Pocket Locker. Sharp, please bring the Pocket Locker back, so that teen girls can get their hair in check again. Follicles are depending on it!