THE DEBATE OF OUR TIME: Is Chris Pine the best of the four Chrises (Chris Pratt, Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans being the other ones)? Um, I’m just going to say that some studio executive needs to put Chris Crocker in a big-budget superhero movie so that I can say that he’s the greatest Chris in Hollywood – Lainey Gossip
Take a second and envision what Bella Thorne works out in. If you envisioned nothing but see-through pasties and a cotton clit cover, you were close… – Drunken Stepfather
Alexander Skarsgard’s brother made kids cry for real when they saw him in Pennywise drag – Celebitchy
Okay, but why does it look like Terry Dubrow just finished performing a blowjoboctomy on Paul Nassif? – Reality Tea
Sarah Hyland is trying to show up Ariel Winter on social media, I see – Hollywood Tuna
Correction: the Vengaboys make EVERYTHING better – Pajiba
Madison Beer is giving you Judy Jetson trash bag messiness – Popoholic
Ed Sheeran did Carpool Karaoke and when he poked James Corden’s nipple, I prayed for the airbags to pop out and put a stop to the grossness – Towleroad
The Jerry Sandusky movie is still happening and Al Pacino is playing Joe Paterno – The Superficial
When asked if she’d go back to American Idol, Paul Abdul said that she’s hung up her judging skills. But if they waved a check at her, I bet she’d be like, “On second thought, let me take my judging skills off that hook.” – SOW
Two people from How To Get Away With Murder are doing each other full-time and sadly it’s not Connor and Frank – Just Jared
I only read the headline, but I’m taking that to mean that those kinky bitches Kit Harington and Ed Sheeran get into piss play together – Popsugar
Two weeks ago, Tom Cruise confirmed that a sequel to the 1986 bro flick Top Gun was definitely happening and said that filming was probably going to start next year. Val Kilmer has let it be known he’s totally available to slip into his sexy flight jammies. I’m assuming that’s what those bulge-enhancing fighter pilot onesies are called.
If celebrities were awarded for their foolery each year, Benjamin McKenzie and Morena Baccarin would’ve won the award for Most Surprising Couple To Bring The ESCANDALONESS in 2015. In one swoop, we learned the following: Morena and her husband Austin Chick are over! Morena cheated on Austin with Ben! Morena is knocked up with Ben’s baby! Morena is fighting Austin for custody of their kid! Morena and Ben are probably engaged! They slowed down a bit as Morena tussled with Austin over spousal and child support (she has to pay him $23k a month), but she and Ben finally got around to getting married. Took their asses long enough!
People says that Ben and Morena’s pre-divorce ceremony went down at the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens in Brooklyn on Friday, the same day as her 38th birthday. They got married in front of a small group of their family and friends. Morena and Ben, who is also 38 years old, first got together while shooting Gotham. Morena gave birth to their daughter, Frances Laiz Setta Schenkkan, in March 2016.
These two messes moved so fast that by now they should’ve already been married, divorced and with new pieces. Are we sure this is their first time getting married? Hmmm, that’s got me thinking. Someone call into TMZ’s tip line and tell them to check to see if Ben and Morena got married in 2016, got divorced that same year after she got caught passing her poon and then got back together again this year. The wedding that happened on Friday was obviously their second time getting married. That’s the only explanation for this.
The Weeknd’s tour is in NYC right now, and after he played Barclays in Brooklyn last night, he and his current pap stroll partner, Selena Gomez, went to a restaurant called Carbone where she delivered rhinestone-embedded demureness and he didn’t even try. The Weeknd wore the outfit that 7 out 10 eighth grade boys in my school and I bet he spent most of the night scrawling anarchy symbols onto a paper bag book cover. Selena, on the other hand, gave us glamour and she looks like she’s about to work the floor of a strip club and ask the men if they’d like a dance. That see-through dress is a champagne room-summoning work of elegance.
A source tells E! News that The Weeknd and Selena acted romantic, or whatever, all night, and that when she walked into the room, the men all paused and neck muscles nearly snapped.
A source dished some details about the couple’s evening and couldn’t help but comment on Gomez’s style, noting that “what she was wearing turned heads when she walked in and out.”
While heads turned in that restaurant, the head of Selena’s ex, Justin Bieber, probably dropped down in sadness. Seeing the nipples of his ex-au pair/wet nurse made him think of happier times when he’d cuddle up to her and chupa on her nip in between getting burped by her. Those were the days.
After the terrorist attack at Ariana Grande’s show in Manchester on May 22, the European leg of her Dangerous Woman Tour went on hiatus. During that time, she visited survivors of the attack in the hospital and put on the One Love Manchester concert to benefit the victims and victim’s families. One Love Manchester has raised more than $13 million, and performances from the concert have been released as an album. But it’s back to business.
I am not the one to judge a drunk trick for getting a little messy in a liquor store on a Monday morning, but this bitch went way too far.
The saga between the peahen (which is a lady peacock, I know, they should call them peacooches) and the liquor store all started when she strolled into Royal Oaks Liquor Store in Arcadia, CA. There’s a lot of peahens and peacocks living in Arcadia, so seeing one shouldn’t be a shock. But Rani Ghanem, the hot manager of Royal Oaks Liquor, told LAist that he’s never seen one in real-life before and didn’t know what to do. Rani immediately called the cops (read: animal control) on the peahen. That’s honestly a serious case of species profiling. In the peahen’s defense, she didn’t even do anything wrong at that point. She was probably just looking to see if that place carried Whispering Angel.