Rebel Wilson Is Sorry For Going On A Twitter Blocking Spree

/ November 6, 2018

Last week, the publicity tour for Rebel Wilson’s upcoming romantic comedy Isn’t It Romantic had people thinking “Isn’t she delusional” after she claimed she was the first plus-size star of a rom-com. Of course that wasn’t true, and Twitter came after her. Rebel responded by blocking the people who called her out, which only made things worse. Rebel is now sorry.

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PLOT TWIST: A Sexy Man Was Actually Named As People’s Sexiest Man Alive

/ November 6, 2018

If you’ve pulled every hair out of your body and bit your nails, skin, and finger meat down to the bone and all you’ve got left are some dangling phalanges and a crotch smoother than a Sphynx cat’s asshole, then you’re probably an American who is already following the midterm elections. Or you’re a citizen of the world who was worried about a much more important matter: People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Yeah, definitely the second one.

Last year, People caused the Census Bureau to double check if only one man is alive when they named Blake Shelton as their Sexiest Man Alive 2017. If People named a pair of cum-stained Fruit of the Loom chonies lying on a broken Bud Light bottle in the parking lot of a Dave & Buster’s as their Sexiest Man Alive 2018, it would’ve been an upgrade, but they really went for it by giving the title to crotch seizure-inducing daddy Idris Elba. Finally, the popular vote matters!

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Finally Decide They Need A Judge To Decide On Their Custody Fight

/ November 6, 2018

Well y’all, it’s time to officially get the judge involved in the Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt divorce saga. And, bitch, what a saga it has been. There have been claims of poverty. We had Brad call the fight “disgusting. Angelina’s lawyer dropped her halfway through the game. There was even a truce! Which didn’t last long. From head to toe this had been a wet-hot disaster. The most recent updates were a child custody evaluation which was being done, and it seemed like the two were finally starting to wind down the most epic divorce to ever occur outside of an episode of The Young & The Restless. Welp, think twice about that wind down, kids, because Angelina and Brad are about to turn it up a notch by bringing in a judge to decide all matters of custody about the child army.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ November 6, 2018

The Lend-A-Manicured-Hand Hand!

When Diana Le’s man José Borje proposed to her, there was one major thing that was wrong about the whole scene. No, José didn’t propose in a public flash mob using a Justin Bieber song while broadcasting it live on Facebook and Instagram (that would’ve been grounds for a double NO). José also didn’t propose using a ring from Pimp Mama Kris’ failed jewelry kollection (that would’ve been grounds for a triple NO and a call to 911). The major fuck-up was that José proposed to Diana when her nails weren’t looking Instagram-ready fresh. But I guess Diana truly loves José, because she didn’t say “No way, José” (you know that lazy “joke” was coming) to his proposal after he rudely and selfishly slipped a ring on her un-glamour’d finger.

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Birthday Sluts

/ November 6, 2018
Conchita Wurst (30)
Emma Stone (30)
Patina Miller (34)
Chris Soules (37)
Lamar Odom (39)
Taryn Manning (40)
Zoe McLellan (44)
Susan Downey (45)
Thandie Newton (46)
Rebecca Romjin (46)
Ethan Hawke (48)
Kelly Rutherford (50)
Michael Cerveris (58)

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Lori Singer (61)
Maria Shriver (63)
Arturo Sandoval (69)
Mohamed Hadid (70)
Sally Field (72)
June Squibb (89)
Rebecca Schaeffer (1967-1989)
Glenn Frey (1948-2016)
Mike Nichols (1931-2014)
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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 23 – An Eye For An Eye

/ November 6, 2018

The beginning of this episode’s theme is EYES! I talk about my ongoing eye drama, and then Allison and I talk about Pete Davidson, whose ex-fiancee got pissed over a website saying he has butthole eyes, getting into trouble for making jokes about a Republican congressional candidate who lost his eye during battle. From there, we talk about Rebel Wilson overusing the block feature on Twitter after declaring herself the first plus-size actress to star in a rom-com, and THE QUEEN inviting Duchess Meghan’s mom to spend Christmas with the royal family. We quickly burp up out thoughts on the Spice Girls reunion and Frankie Grande’s throuple before guessing who People will name as their Sexiest Man Alive 2018. By the time this episode comes out, you’ll already know who People’s Sexiest Man is, but if Allison or I guess it right, just call us SLYCIC!

You can listen to us on iTunes, Stitcher, TuneIn, iHeartRadio, and Google Play. And you can e-mail us at dtp@dlisted.com if you want to bitch us out about something, or if you have a not-too-deep dilemma you want advice on.

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