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/ February 5, 2019

The half-male, half-female cardinal who’s got a man!

When this story landed in my inbox a few times with the subject “half-male, half-female cardinal,” I nearly SANTO DIOS’d out of my body while thinking that the “cool pope” has really gone progressive. But we’re not talking about a Catholic cardinal. We’re talking about a bird who is literally male on one side of its body and female on the other. “Oh my, these sick and demonic gays, lesbians, and transgenders are cutting up male birds and female birds to sew them together in order to push their evil agenda!” – some religious crazy

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Birthday Sluts

/ February 5, 2019
Henry Golding (32)
Jeremy Sumpter (30)
Darren Criss (32)
Kevin Gates (33)
Jamie Brewer (34)
Cristiano Ronaldo (34)
Vanessa Rousso (36)
Sara Evans (48)
Michael Sheen (50)
Bobby Brown (50)
Chris Parnell (52)

Pic: Instagram

Laura Linney (55)
Duff McKagan (55)
Jennifer Jason Leigh (57)
Tim Meadows (58)
Christopher Guest (71)
Barbara Hershey (71)
Tom Wilkinson (71)
Charlotte Rampling (73)
Michael Mann (76)
Hank Aaron (85)
Don Cherry (85)
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Night Crumbs

/ February 4, 2019

Since the Fyre Festival documentary was a hit for Netflix, they’re doing a series on Goop, which is like the Fyre Festival for rich women who own cashmere yoga pants in several colors and who’d gladly drop coins on Goop-brand douche made from Bengal tiger saliva. Goop had to beef up their legal department, and Netflix will have to do the same to deal with the lawsuits from women who suffer from burned coochie lips and broken legs from falling after trying to squat over a steamy pot of boiling water on the stovetop – Jezebel

In JLo’s sappy ass two-year anniversary note to A-Rod, she totally mentions having him pegged. I knew he was into pegging! – Lainey Gossip

Thanks Guillermo del Toro, but if I wanted to see some Scary Stories, I’d just turn on the damn news – Pajiba

Ireland Baldwin’s pooches are cute. That’s all I’ve got – Drunken Stepfather

Dua Lipa is serving caged prison coochie formalness – Popoholic

Presenting Vicki Lawrence as Philina Donahue – SOW

Lily-Rose Depp is trying to bring the sexy, to which I say, not in those shoes – Hollywood Tuna

I’m pretty sure the gays would’ve revoked his application if Prince Charles tried to “go gay”  – Towleroad

Rihanna is finally producing new music, and no “new music” is not the name of a new lipstick color from Fenty Beauty. I think – Celebitchy

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH – Reality Tea

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Tori Spelling Confirms That Another “90210” Reboot Is Happening

/ February 4, 2019

At the end of last year, Tori Spelling became the best Santa Claus working the stroll when she blessed everyone with the gift of a possible Beverly Hills 90210 reboot featuring some of the original cast members. Unfortunately, Tori jumped the gun a bit when she started spending money she knew she didn’t have, probably thinking to herself “A bitch can use credit for now because I’m about to be rich again!” Keep spending baby, and have a quick shot of Andre from a plastic cup because the 90210 reboot is happening and soon you can make it rain once again!

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Liam Neeson Thought It’d Be A Great Idea To Admit He Once Wanted To Murder A Random Black Man In Revenge

/ February 4, 2019

If you go out for a stroll today and spot someone furiously digging a hole, don’t worry, it’s just Liam Neeson’s publicist trying to dig to a place far, far away where there’s no cell phone reception and so their iPhone won’t blow up with calls asking about the stream of fuckery that came out of his mouth during an interview.

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Jerry Seinfeld Is Being Sued For Selling A Fake Porsche At Auction

/ February 4, 2019

Jalopnik is reporting that comedian and fan of not saying the N-word (good for you, Jerry), Jerry Seinfeld, is in trouble. And unlike most comedians these days, it’s not for saying ragingly offensive nonsense. Jerry is getting sued for allegedly selling a fake Porsche at auction. Girl, don’t you know you need to check the tags before making such a purchase! I had the same issue with a Chanel purse I got at a flea market one time, but in my defence: those two Os looked very convincingly like two Cs!

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