Birthday Sluts

October 10, 2017 / Posted by:

David Lee Roth (63)
Aimee Teegarden (28)
Phi Phi O’Hara (32)
Marina and the Diamonds (34)
Chiaki Kuriyama (33)
Cupid (35)
Dan Stevens (35)
Una Healy of The Saturdays (36)
Mýa (38)
Jodi Lyn O’Keefe (39)
Dale Earnhardt Jr. (43)
Mario Lopez (44)
Manu Bennett (48)
Brett Favre (48)
Wendi McLendon-Covey (48)
Bai Ling (51)
Martin Kemp (56)
Jodi Benson (56)
Eric Martin of Mr. Big (57)
Simon Townshend (57)
Julia Sweeney (58)
Bradley Whitford (58)
Tanya Tucker (59)
Nora Roberts (67)
Jessica Harper (68)
Cyril Neville (69)
Ben Vereen (71)
Peter Coyote (76)

Pic: Banana Road via Pinterest


Night Crumbs

October 9, 2017 / Posted by:

Vin Diesel has piped in about Tyrese being mad at The Rock for doing a Fast & Furious spin-off movie. And in a surprise twist, Vin has taken his arch rival The Rock’s side. I am on Team None Of Those Hos, but if I had to pick a side, I’d go with The Rock. Tyrese needs to deal with his child abuse shit, have a seat and shut his lips. There will 50 more F&F movies for him to be in, and I mean that literally. There’s going to be 50 more of those damn movies. I, for one, can’t wait for F&F 50, because I really want to see Vin and The Rock chase the bad guys on Hoverounds – Celebitchy

In shocking news, Leonardo DiCatchAHo actually found two models he hasn’t fucked yet – Lainey Gossip

What in Ann-Margret in a Reno floor show HELL is MJ from Shahs of Sunset wearing? – Reality Tea

We don’t have that much money for Photoshop, so just put a giant wall of Saran Wrap in front of her,” said the art director at this Lindsay Lohan photo shoot – Drunken Stepfather

A dude from Younger publicly came out as gay and a husband in one swoop – Towleroad

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“Rick And Morty” Fans Demanded Szechuan Sauce, and McDonald’s Delivered, But Not Enough

October 9, 2017 / Posted by:

What you are looking may appear to be a picture of some goofy-looking cartoons next to four crappy chicken strips, but it’s much more than that. It’s a symbol of WAR. A war between the bratty fans of the Adult Swim cartoon Rick and Morty and McDonald’s. A war that almost ended in bloodshed until McDonald’s waved a white flag covered in tangy Szechuan sauce.

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Someone Console Amber Tamblyn, James Woods Isn’t Retiring

October 9, 2017 / Posted by:

Last week, it looked like corpse litigant James Woods saved money on a publicist by having his realtor announce his retirement from the acting game when his glass houses in Rhode Island went on the market. Well, there’s probably one Century 21 yellow-blazered real estate drone looking for a new listing right now due to a firing. James isn’t going anywhere (except maybe Dateline: To Catch A Predator if he’s continuing to allegedly mack on 16-year-olds).  Continue reading


Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Mistook The Moon For Her Ball

October 9, 2017 / Posted by:

This is Blue the border collie. Some may think she’s a real dum dum for mistaking the fucking moon for her playing ball, but others, like me, think she’s a real genius for noticing the moon at all. My dog doesn’t notice shit unless it’s made of bacon or is in his food bowl or on his asshole. Me too, actually.

Blue’s human Jessica posted this video of her barking at the moon after her other human pretended to throw her white ball. Blue went looking everywhere for her white ball, and when she looked up into the massive blueness above her, she spotted the moon and thought it was her stuck ball. I can’t laugh at Blue’s ass, because the moon is pretty much a ball, and also, I may or may not have mistaken recessed lighting for actual stars during an acid trip. And you know some Hollywood executive is going to watch this clip and get ideas. We’re totally getting an Air Bud movie where Air Bud travels to space after mistaking the moon for his ball.

Or maybe Blue didn’t think that was a stuck ball at all. Maybe she knows it’s a different land, and because the state of this planet is currently at “flaming Porta-Potty,” she wants to go to there. So the next time NASA launches a rocket to the moon and you get the idea to sneak aboard to escape the madness that is this planet, you may find that Blue already took your stowaway spot.

Pic: YouTube



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