There are some sequels we want and get deeply excited about, and then there are the sequels that really should have been workshopped through a focus group first. Asia Argento is currently fighting in the court of public opinion against her accuser Jimmy Bennett, and she recently revealed that she’s trying to make #MeToo: Phase Two happen. The goal of which is no doubt going to have some people saying: “Uh, I think I’ll stick with the original, thanks.”
The cursed object that is the Queen biopic Bohemian Rhapsody continues to wreak havoc on the lives of anybody even tangentially involved. The latest victims of The Curse Of Freddie Mercury are the baggage handlers at London’s Heathrow Airport who had to learn a bunch of choreography and “surprise” travelers with a dance routine, costumes, fake mustaches, and lip sync for their lives/jobs to “I Want To Break Free“. All as a marketing stunt for the movie.
This is devastating news for anyone who ever had a thing for dark-and-handsome 1970’s hunks with thick mustaches and even thicker chest hair. UsWeekly is reporting that Burt Reynolds has died at the age of 82 after going into cardiac arrest at a hospital in Florida. His family was by his side at the time of his passing.
When Ben Affleck checked into rehab after his soon-to-be ex-wife Jennifer Garner staged an intervention, we all figured that when he said goodbye to booze, he also said goodbye to Playboy model Shauna “Whiskey All Day” Sexton, but she’s still around, according to Entertainment Tonight.
Of all the celebrity divorces of 2018, probably the last one I thought might turn dramatic is the divorce of Geena Davis from her husband of almost 17 years Dr. Reza Jarrahy. The most drama I could have predicted would be Geena showing up 4 minutes late to her lawyer’s office to sign official split documents after scrambling to find a parking spot. Instead things have gotten a bit dramatic, because he might not even be her husband!
In case people were still wondering just how serious the relationship between Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin is, we finally have an answer. Chris and Dakota are matching infinity symbol tattoos serious. Which is pretty serious. Infinity is a really long time, just ask Thanos! According to The Daily Mail, the pair have each been spotted “sporting the exact same infinity symbol inking, intertwined with two X’s”, which, how basic can you get? You’d think if you were as wealthy as these two and had access to the best culture, arts, and literature the world has to offer, they could come up with something a little more original.