It’s almost time for SlutWalk! That’s the yearly march held by sound sleeper Amber Rose in L.A. to call attention to “sexual injustice and gender inequality.” It’s a fabulous event – a veritable Gathering of the Sluts! To promote this year’s event, Amber posted a sensual, yet utterly tasteful photo of herself on Instagram.
Amber’s pubic bush makes for a gleaming entrance to true ecstasy and we don’t need anyone dying of heatstroke of the genitals. You can check it all out right here:
For some people, Michael Keaton is the Batman of their childhood. For others, Christian Bale might be the Batman of their childhood (and to those I say, “The fuck is wrong with you? Why are you reading this? Tell your parents to put parental controls on your phone!“) But to many, many of us, the Batman of our childhoods, and the one true Batman, is Adam West. Many, many hours were spent on the carpet in my living room taking in massive amounts of perfect 60s campiness and technicolor glamour while watching reruns of the Batman TV show. And now, Adam West is charming the angels and BAM! POW!-ing any of them who mess with him.
A rep for the West family tells The Hollywood Reporter that Adam West died at his home in Los Angeles last night after a short battle with leukemia. His family was with him when he died peacefully. He was 88. His family released this statement:
“Our dad always saw himself as The Bright Knight and aspired to make a positive impact on his fans’ lives. He was and always will be our hero.”
Back in the days when the studios had contract players, Adam was one for Warner Bros. and he was in many movies (like The Young Philadelphians) and TV shows before he shimmied into Batman’s hot leotard and Spandex chonies. He played the title role in the Batman TV show for all three seasons (120 episodes) from 1966 to 1968. Once Batman ended, Adam was hit with typecasting and it was hard for him to get roles that weren’t Batman-esque. So to earn a living, he continued to make appearances as Batman in PSAs and events. Throughout years, he also did voice work in a few Batman animated series.
But Adam’s resume is so much more than Batman. He was in Drop Dead Gorgeous! The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood! Family Guy! The Simpsons! 30 Rock! And The Drew Carey Show, where he played one half of a gay couple with Wojo from Barney Miller.
THR says that Adam is survived by his wife of 46 years Marcelle Tagand Lear, six children, five grandchildren and two great-grandchildren.
Rest in peace, Adam West. You know he surfed into the afterworld like this:
The Fidget Spinner Butt Plug!
A true artist and genius has shut up all of the tricks who say that fidget spinners are useless by making it beyond useful! If you play with a fidget spinner a lot and an annoyed friend has told you to shove it up your ass, now you can with ease!
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Guess what? Dani Mathers is still a fake ass lying asshole liar – Celebitchy
Brandi AnalGlanville really should’ve waited to drop this dumb nugget about LeAnn Rimes, because this week is all about another stupid never-ending feud (see: Taylor v. Katy) – Reality Tea
Semi-professional pap walker Hilary Duff must’ve been so embarrassed by her puppy refusing to walk in front of the paps – Drunken Stepfather
Okay, but why does it look like Selena Gomez is wearing a sleeveless paper hospital gown as a top? – The Nip Slip
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When are we going to find out that Kristen Stewart really shaved and bleached her hair after making the best decision she’s ever made by signing on to play Susan Powter in a riveting biopic? – Popoholic
What in 90s candy raver meets bootleg TLC outfit HELL is Halsey wearing? – Just Jared
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Khloe Kardashian used to be known as the bigger Kardashian (that honor now goes to Rob), but she has since shrunk over the past few years. You too could look like Khloe, but not all of us have the money or time for a diet rich in surgery and Photoshop. Good news! You can also achieve Khloe’s results with what you put into your body. No, not pro athlete dicks. I’m talking about food.