Could it be that the greatest singer IN ZEE VULD has given birth to the greatest RAPPER IN ZEE VULD?!? Celine Dion’s 17-year-old son Rene-Charles Angelil aka Big Tip, has just established him a force to be reckoned with in the rap game. According to Entertainment Tonight, Rene slipped his Big Tip tracks onto Soundcloud’s server earlier this week, et voila! A stah eez born! (look, I know why my phonetic French is shitty, just go with eet).
When one feud closes, another opens! Katy Perry must have realized her American Idol check is a one-and-done kind of deal and is eventually going to have to do a duets album to get back on the Top 40 because she sent a literal olive branch to Taylor Swift, and the Butterscotch Don seemed to bite and accept the peace offering. But someone who is not thrilled to be in the presence of Katy is Rihanna, as one report would have us believe those two have been sparring since around the time Katy was canoodling with Orlando Bloom. Continue reading
Contrary To What Her Estranged Half-Brother Said, Meghan Markle Does Help Her Dad Out With Bills, Apparently
This is brain-melting crazy, but it’s looking like Meghan Markle’s estranged half-brother (Side note: Meghan Markle’s Estranged Half-Brother is a great band name if you’re looking for one.) wasn’t totally burping up facts onto his handwritten open letter to Prince Hot Ginge via InTouch Weekly. Meghan’s EHB Thomas Markle Jr. claimed that she left their dad in debt and didn’t invite him to her wedding. But Meghan’s dad Thomas Markle is going to the wedding and is walking her down the aisle. And a source (probably shameless Meghan Markle using a burner phone she made a Corgi fetch her on the down-low) tells People that she does help pay her dad’s bills.
People says that almost one year into their marriage, Miranda Kerr has popped out the baby she made with her Snapchat billionaire husband Evan Spiegel. This is 35-year-old Miranda’s first child with 27-year-old Evan, and her second child overall (she shares 7-year-old Flynn with Orlando Bloom). Miranda and Evan released a statement to saying they had a baby boy in Los Angeles on Monday that they named Hart Spiegel.
“Words cannot explain how happy we are to welcome our beautiful son into our family. Miranda is doing well and Flynn is excited to be a big brother. Thank you for the kind words and wishes during this very special time.”
It’s still a little strange to me that the son of a Snapchat billionaire would be announced in a basic statement given to a weekly magazine and not in a series of snaps with a custom baby filter. Then again, maybe they chose People because they wanted to make sure people would actually see their baby announcement.
I’m sure you’re wondering where that name came from, like is Miranda secretly a huge fan of Robert Wagner and Stefanie Powers. It’s actually a lot less exciting. A source says that Hart is named after Evan’s grandfather. That name is entirely too perfect when you consider Miranda’s first kid. Depending on where you’re from, Flynn and Hart might sound like a stunt plane team from the 40s or Brooks Brothers’ salesmen of the year, three years running. To me personally, it sounds like a bro-country duo who sing about finding love at a bonfire.
Ryan O’Neal has earned himself yet another a “Father of The Year” mug. He’s gotten one every year since Tatum was born so he’s got 54 of them now! Redmond O’Neal, his son with Farrah Fawcett, was arrested in Santa Monica, CA for robbing a convenience store with a knife. People reports that Redmond is being held on $50,000 bail and is due in court on Thursday.
Scarlett Johansson broke the Marchesa ban on Monday when she wore one their gowns to the Met Gala. ScarJo said she was proud to support a brand created by two female designers. Anna Wintour slow clapped for ScarJo wearing Marchesa and said that the brand’s co-creator Georgina Chapman shouldn’t be blamed for her estranged husband Harvey Weinstein being an alleged greasy ball of pig smegma rapist. (Actually, he’s a confirmed greasy ball of pig smegma. I should’ve just kept it simple and wrote alleged rapist.)
In the June issue of Vogue, Anna Wintour opens with an editor’s letter where she defends Georgina Chapman. And Vogue did an interview with Georgina where she claims she didn’t suspect for one second that Harvey’s a sexual assaulting creep. The return of Marchesa has begun.