Drake Declared That The Grammys Don’t Matter While Accepting A Grammy

/ February 11, 2019

Today, the word irony takes on a completely new meaning after last night’s circle jerk of congratulations, aka The Grammys. Though there were plenty of moments that left the audience in various states of “The fuck is going on here?” one of the biggest moments of the night was when Drake won a Grammy for Best Rap Song then in a stunning plot twist basically told everyone in the audience and at home “Man, these Grammys ain’t shit!”

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Thomas Markle Shockingly (Cough) Shared A Private Letter From Duchess Meghan

/ February 11, 2019

At the rate he’s going, the only thing from Duchess Meghan that her father, Thomas Markle, hasn’t shared is a dryer sheet she once used for some laundry, but that’s probably because he lost the key to the storage unit where he keeps it. Right after Meghan forced her friends to cough up a few reasons of why she’s the shit was profiled in People as being a totally kind princess who just happens to fire off sunrise missives to staffers, there was chatter that she sent her dad a letter last year begging him to quit his media-whoring shit. Rather than let people speculate, Thomas coughed up the letter to most likely earn his weekly payment from British tabloids.

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Cardi B Is The First Solo Woman To Win A Best Rap Album Grammy

/ February 11, 2019

Variety is reporting that last night at the Grammy Awards, Belcalis Almanzar aka Cardi B, became a big winner. And I don’t mean because she managed to get that mutant threeway Disney baby of Ursula from The Little Mermaid, Babette from Beauty and the Beast and Yzma from The Emperor’s New Groove out of the Thierry Mugler archive to waddle down the red-carpet in. Cardi also became the first solo woman in Grammys history to win the award for Best Rap Album.

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Duchess Kate Wore Princess Diana’s Earrings To The BAFTAs

/ February 11, 2019

Sure, Duchess Kate and Duchess Meghan may be friendlier now that THE QUEEN laid down the gauntlet at Christmas and said they better straighten up their act or else she’d only let them use Prince Philip as their unlicensed royal driver. Nevertheless, if I was in Kate’s shoes, that wouldn’t keep me from using the occasional outing to remind a bitch who is HBIC and who has the code to the better royal jewel room. It appears Kate did just that with her choice of earrings last night at the BAFTAs in London.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ February 11, 2019

DOLLY!

Usually, I don’t like to give the HSOTD title to international superstar legends, because they already have enough illustrious awards, but I’m breaking that flimsy rule to honor Dolly Parton for: 1. Being Dolly Parton. And 2: Showing the young tricks at the Grammys how to properly pay homage to Dolly Parton.

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