Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ April 13, 2019

Mr. Pop!

Mr. Pop! and different incarnations of Mr. Pop! exist today, but I had never heard of this mess until reader Jody dropped it into my inbox. I’m guessing Jody is British and not because her name is very close to the only current Princess of Britain I recognize as a Princess of Britain: Jodie Marsh. But because I think Mr. Pop! was big in Britain, and was popular with sociopath kids who’d cackle while watching face parts fly off of a face like The Human Ken Doll as he sneezes.

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Birthday Sluts

/ April 13, 2019
Caroline Rhea (51)
Dylan Penn (28)
Allison Williams (31)
Carmen Carrera (34)
Ty Dolla Sign (34)
Nellie McKay (37)
Courtney Peldon (38)
Kelli Giddish (39)
Kyle Howard (41)
Glenn Howerton (43)
Lou Bega (44)
Bokeem Woodbine (46)
Aaron Lewis (47)

Pic: Instagram

Rick Schroder (49)
Brigitte Macron (66)
Max Weinberg (68)
Peabo Bryson (68)
Ron Perlman (69)
William Sadler (69)
Al Green (73)
Tony Dow (74)
Paul Sorvino (80)
Jonathan Brandis (1976-2003)
Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
Stanley Donen (1924-2019)
Samuel Beckett (1906-1989)
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Night Crumbs

/ April 12, 2019

The teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is out, and there’s a tiny glimpse of Carrie Fisher in it. Even I got all tight in the throat and chest from seeing her. So either I’m not as empty inside as I thought, or I’m having a deathly allergic reaction to the turkey taco I had for lunch, or I’m turning into a nerd. God, I hope it’s the first or second one – Lainey Gossip 

Twitter just discovered Meet Joe Black and all the foolery it brought, and I have two questions: 1. Whatever happened to Claire Forlani? And 2. Were Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston behind the wheel of those cars that hit him? – Pajiba

That vest better be made from A-Rod’s ass crack hairs or PETA’s coming for JLoPopoholic

Chicago has come through on their promise to sue Jussie SmollettTowleroad

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Robert Smith Is March’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

/ April 12, 2019

“Bitch, it only took your stupid ass 32 years,” said my emo cholita cousins who worship The Cure and have been waiting for Robert Smith to be Hot Slut of the Month before Hot Slut of the Month even existed.

Robert Smith has won the crown of Hot Slut of March 2019, and it isn’t because of his music or because he’s one of the gods to emo cholitas everywhere or because of his electrocuted goth nana glamour. It’s because of this priceless moment at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony when he came face-to-face with the sheer definition of entertainment reporter PERKINESS and gave us full Robert Smith. This is like watching a gorgeous black cloud cover the sun!

So because of that moment, Robert Smith won 49% of your votes, easily taking down Jason Hardesty (31%), Life Savers Creme Savers (12%), and Dream Glow Barbie (8%).

Robert Smith will now go on to next year’s Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals, and no, he’s not as excited as you are about it. Not even close.

Thanks to all who voted!


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Aaron Carter Teases Upcoming Revelations About Michael Jackson

/ April 12, 2019

Not only has Leaving Neverland revealed a ton of alleged child abuse grossness the likes of which spanned hours of details, it’s also turned Corey Feldman’s world upside down and now it seems to be taking its toll on yet another involved in the orbit of Michael Jackson: the original boy wonder himself, Aaron Carter.

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Open Post: Hosted By The First Look At The Live-Action “Lady And The Tramp”

/ April 12, 2019

It’s a goddamn shame my repeated calls to Disney re: live-action remakes have gone unanswered. They could have saved themselves a lot of time, energy and good will had they only listened to me instead of filing that restraining order. I told them not to do it to The Lion King and they ignored me. Now we have to suffer through people bitching and complaining all summer that Scar doesn’t look enough like Ashford from Ashford & Simpson. I even warned these idiots SPECIFICALLY not to mess with Lady and the Tramp, and what did they do? They made a laughing stock out of the entire house of mouse by releasing a promotional still from the upcoming Disney + streaming production which is so remarkably bad, I wish they had just gone ahead and remade Song of The South.

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