The final season of House of Cards will makes its way onto Netflix this fall, and that’s when we’ll find out how they got rid of Kevin Spacey’s character. (I’m going with the – SPOILER ALERT – ghost of Zoe Barnes pushing him into a semi-truck carrying bad toupees.) House of Cards is entering promo mode now, so they sat Robin Wright down with Today’s Savannah Guthrie to talk about how Kevin Spacey became one of the inaugural members of this generation’s class of Actors Who Fucked Up So Bad That They Lost A Job (other members include: Jeffrey Tambor, Roseanne Barr, Clayne Crawford, and Danny Masterson). While working 90s Sally Hershberger hair, Robin basically played the “I don’t know her” card when asked if she had any idea that Kevin Spacey’s an alleged teenage boy terrorizer.
Back when I was six or seven and my mom would let me skip swimming practice to watch Oprah after school, I was always transfixed by those ITT Technical Institute commercials that came on right after the ambulance chaser lawyer ads that said you could be entitled to millions if you had taken Fen-Phen. Since I had never taken Fen-Phen, I knew my fortunes would have to lie elsewhere: like that high-paying paralegal career promised by ITT Tech! I knew I’d be rich. Alas, I chased my fortunes elsewhere in freelance writing (* cough *), but Harvey Weinstein apparently shared my dream because he’s now working as a paralegal on his own defense strategy for being arguably one of the worst people in the world. Or, y’know, his lawyers just didn’t want to punish any of their good paralegals by making them work near Harvey. Continue reading
Orlando Brown has been through it recently. And by ‘it’ I mean some kind of a heavy drug-induced psychosis. After being ignored for the That’s So Raven reboot because he thought Raven-Symone was still in love with him, Orlando got arrested by a bounty hunter who was chasing after him for skipping court on domestic abuse and controlled substance charges. So things have obviously been a wild ride post-Disney channel.
Back in May, Orlando revealed on social media that he had gone ahead and dove deep into the drugs by getting a tattoo of Raven’s face on his neck. Wonder if Raven saw this coming? Get it? Because she’s psychic? Well, she’s seen it now.
Entertainment Tonight caught up with Raven on the red carpet of the Radio Disney Music Awards and demanded a comment. When asked what she made of Orlando’s permanent reminder of her undying love she replied: “I make of… the second season of That’s So Raven will be coming out July 25! Bye!”
Look at her! This sexual tension is exhilarating. She was so flustered she thought that it was 2004! Raven is clearly in love with Orlando Brown, I see it now. What will their celebrity couple name be? Ralando Symbrown? Orven Browmone? They’ve got a few options!
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (or “Troubled Jonathan Rhys Meyers” as the tabloids call him) is at it again. JRM, who was once banned from United Airlines for allegedly spewing out the N-word during a drunken rant, was allegedly drinking when he became verbally abusive to his wife. But because airlines make sense, they didn’t call the cops on that. They called the cops because he was vaping on his way to the lavatory. Degrade your partner all you want, but don’t you DARE blow vaporized air in a pressurized cabin and ruin everyone’s time eating boxed lunches and watching Moana! Continue reading
Last week, Katharine McPhee went from “that girl from American Idol” or “that girl from that CBS show about nerds that wasn’t Big Bang Theory” to current fiancée of millionaire music man David Foster. And according to a source that spoke with UsWeekly, if Katharine has her way, she’ll be the fifth Mrs. David Foster before next April.
The source claims that Katharine has been telling her friends that she doesn’t want a long engagement to David, and that they both plan to be married within the next nine months. There probably won’t be too many nerves for Katharine, as she already knows what it’s like see David staring back at her on her wedding day; he played piano at Katharine’s wedding to her first husband Nick Cokas in 2008.
Katharine and David are also hoping to have some kids soon. David already has five daughters from previous relationships, while Katharine has none. It’s probably a good idea to get working on that. The source adds that there will be a prenup signed before they tie the knot. That should reassure skeptics out there who immediately labeled Katharine as a gold digger.
Also reassuring, that same source claiming that both David and Katharine are “very much in love” with each other. David also believes that Katharine is his “true love and muse.” True love, maybe. But muse? Sorry to break it to you, Kat, but you’ve got some stiff muse competition in the form of Rob Lowe’s badass character from St. Elmo’s Fire, who was the inspiration for David Foster-written theme to St. Elmo’s Fire in my mind only.
Prince Louis’ eyes aren’t closed because he’s going mimi times. They’re closed because the hideous sight of Duchess Kate’s Jessica McClintock circa 1984 puffy sleeves and the mutilated doves on her head is hurting his poor innocent eyes.
11 weeks after Prince Louis left the royal vagine and entered a luxurious world where he never has to worry about late-fees, parallel parking or pissing in the kitchen sink because his roommate has been in the bathroom forever, he has been christened. Prince Louis was christening at the Chapel Royal in St. James’s Palace in London today. Prince Louis isn’t even 3 months old and I already like him, and only because it was his first day at work as a British royal and he slept on the job. The only shit he has to give is the one he caca’d into his silk poopin’ bloomers.