Kendall Jenner has been in the heat for allegedly not leaving a tip on a $24 bar tab at Brooklyn bar Baby’s All Right. The bar took to Instagram because, well, it’s a Kardashian-ish person, and I’m pretty sure Snapchat and Instagram are the only way they communicate.
Considering it was a bar in Brooklyn, and A$AP Rocky was performing, I would normally understand fleeing the scene and haphazardly forgetting to leave a tip because that many hipsters in close-knit quarters gives me the shakes. But Kendall tweeted how she left dollah dollah bills, the bar deleted their original post, and things seemed to cool down… only they DIDN’T!
The Television Critics Awards were held last week and Leah Remini won an award for Outstanding Achievement in Reality Programming for her show Scientology and the Aftermath, which is a scathing rebuke of Scientology. Also attending the awards ceremony was Elisabeth Moss. She was there as a nominee for her role in A Handmaid’s Tale. Well, when time came for Leah to accept her award, Elisabeth was all “Xenu, take me away!” and quit that bitch, because Elisabeth is all about that Thetan life.
I always snicker and holler, “OBSOLETE!” when I go to Ellen DeGeneres’s Twitter and see that pinned photo from the Oscars where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are included in her *bE$t A-LiSt FriEeEEeEnDzzz 4EvR* shot. Well, not only do I frighten people surrounding me at Panera when I yell, I am apparently the obsolete one, as Us Weekly is out with a report saying Angelina may have gone down to her attorney’s office to play a game of “Just kiddinggggggg” when it came to those divorce papers.
The September issue is always a big one for Vogue, and they really went all out this September, putting previous September issue covergirl Jennifer Lawrence on not one, but four different covers. Okay, Hollywood, damn – I’ll go see Mother! Cripes, you don’t have to push so hard.
In case you somehow missed it, Corey Feldman’s Corey Feldman & The Angels: Angelic 2 The U.S. Summer Tour 2017 is still in full swing. With Metallica, U2 and Paul McCartney stealing the limelight this summer, it’s understandable that Corey’s “heavanly” tour might have slipped under the radar. Corey and his band have been working hard since June with his off-brand Charlie Sheen cum Bob the Magician cum Michael Jackson impersonator situation.
As expected, Taylor Swift’s butt-groping case went to trial in Denver, Colorado this week. Taylor’s appearance in court yesterday was documented with a courtroom sketch. But by the look of that sketch, I’m not entirely sure Taylor Swift was actually there?