Louis C.K. went to France and they loved him so much that what was supposed to be a 20 minute set at a show in Paris called “New York Comedy Night”, turned into a 70-minute love-fest between him and the audience. It seems that Louis has found his people! Even better, Sarah Silverman is no longer the only lady who is super cool with a good old-fashioned surprise spunk spouting. According to Page Six, Louis has a new lady friend, a French comedian named Blanche Gardin.
During this weekend’s Saturday Night Live, Pete Davidson joked that Texas congressional candidate Dan Crenshaw looks like a hitman in a porno. It didn’t go over well, because Dan lost his eye during an attack in Afghanistan. Dan said at the time that Pete shouldn’t apologize because he’s tired of everybody getting outraged over everything, but that SNL should recognize that war wounds shouldn’t be used for bad jokes. Dan said more about it last night.
Ryan Murphy better pump the brakes and tell Sarah Paulson she can go back to eating carbs for the time being, because American Crime Story: The Child Army Trial isn’t a sure thing just yet. It seems there’s still a chance to avoid a Kramer Vs Kramer situation with People Magazine reporting that Angelina Jolie doesn’t actually want sole custody, and The Blast reporting that William Bradley Pitt is terrified about what a trial will do to the children. Which is huge because it means somebody actually has thought of the children! Knock me over with a feather. Better late than never.
The journal of truth we know as The Sun claimed that Ray J was talking shit about Kim Kardashian at a club in the UK, saying (definitely true things) that she would fix her make-up mid-fuck and answer calls from Pimp Mama Kris while Ray J was doing her. Kim responded to the article by tweeting that he’s a pathological liar. That’s the pathological liar fame whore pot calling the pathological liar fame whore kettle a pathological fame whore. Ray J is saying he never said any of that.
Yesterday the midterm elections were held, and this year we learned that the former politically-averse Taylor Swift had no plans on sitting home on election day, throwing a ball of yarn at her cats while squealing “Aw, I vote for cuteness!”
Taylor encouraged people to register to vote, and to get out and vote, and if you lived in Tennessee, to vote for Democratic Senate candidate Phil Bredesen over the Republican incumbent Marsha Blackburn. Marsha Blackburn was re-elected, and Taylor was trolled by Republicans.
It’s a sad day in America when a decent, humble, family man like Alec Baldwin can’t catch a break in showbiz. Sadly, after only 4 episodes on the air, his ABC talk show The Alec Baldwin Show, is being moved from its coveted Sunday nights at 10 time slot. And in the rudest of insults to injury, is to be replaced by reruns of Shark Tank. TABS will be moving to the dark side of the moon; aka Saturdays at 10. Not even his adoring black fans are going to watch him in that time slot!