UPDATE: TMZ says that because of the fallout of Leaving Neverland, Paris Jackson attempted suicide early this morning, a couple of months after she checked into a treatment facility to focus on her emotional well-being. Paramedics were called to her house in L.A. at around 7:30 and took her to the hospital where she’s in stable condition. She was also put on a 5150 hold. But wait, Paris is either tweeting from the hospital or TMZ got it wrong.

lies lies lies omg and more lies https://t.co/LP0axo2zZd

— Paris-Michael K. J. (@ParisJackson) March 16, 2019

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In the wake of HBO’s 4-hour long horror show Leaving Neverland, Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris Jackson has been called out on social media by those dove-releasing MJ truthers for not defending her father enough. Paris recently tweeted that it’s “not her role.” Did they not read the one where Paris and her brothers were reportedly intending to sue MJ’s accusers? And that she’s reportedly always said she believes in his innocence? That’s sort of defensive.

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General dreg of humanity and parenting icon “Mama June” Shannon and her boyfriend Geno Doak were arrested for felony drug possession at an Alabama gas station on Wednesday. TMZ reports that the police were called in to handle a domestic incident between the two and that’s when the crack cocaine was discovered on them. If Mama June’s life had a magic 8 ball (the toy kind), “arrested for crack cocaine possession at a gas station in Alabama after a domestic violence incident” would be the answer every time you shook it, so this incident doesn’t really qualify as shocking.

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Vault Soda!

“What the people want is the brain-punching meth baby of accused ball shrinker Mountain Dew and Surge that’ll electrocute their eyelids open and cause their walls to crack from them bouncing off that shit so much!” is probably what a Coca-Cola executive said while pitching Vault in the early-aughts. In 2005, Coca-Cola brought diabetes nectar (soda) and liquid crack (energy drinks) together when they started selling Vault. Vault was meant to be Coca-Cola’s reboot of Surge, which they killed in 2003 (but after Surge-heads cried for its return, they brought it back in 2014).

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Disney has rehired James Gunn as director of Guardians of the Galaxy 3 after firing him last year because of some offensive old tweets he made. Why do I have a feeling that when Mickey Mouse “fired” James Gunn, he screamed, “You’re FIRED, you offensive motherfucker,” before whispering, “Just kidding, I’ll hire you back when all of this blows over. Oh, and stop using a helium balloon for a brush. That hair is stupid.” Mickey’s hair comment was uncalled for. He’s such a superficial bitch – Pajiba

The look IS Lupita Nyong’o serving the high-fashion expensive version of the blood contacts my cousins bought at the swap meet to be slutty devils for Halloween – Lainey Gossip

Call the police, because you know that outfit you wore to the first day of the 8th grade in the late-80s? Emma Roberts stole it – Popoholic

SHOCK AND SURPRISE: NBC didn’t replace Carson Daly with another white guy, and instead gave his spot to YouTuber Lilly Singh  – Towleroad

Alex Trebek thanked everyone who showered him with good thoughts after he said he is fighting stage 4 pancreatic cancer – SOW

George Clooney, stop it! Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge aren’t going to make you their kid’s godfather, okay? – Celebitchy

Shay Mitchell’s stylist must have mixed up March 14 with October 31 and accidentally dressed her in a Party City Bebe Rexha costume – Just Jared

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Sam Smith (who doesn’t want to be alone tonight, alone tonight, alone tonight) has just come out as nonbinary and genderqueer. It all went down in an Instagram interview (so, I just learned that’s a thing) on “I Weigh“, which is Jameela Jamil‘s platform on body positivity. Not only did Sam come forward about his relationship to the gender spectrum, but he got deep, like, therapy deep, on his body issues going back to childhood. Including getting lipo on his mammaries as a pre-teen. I told you it was therapy deep!

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