Gigi Hadid Tells Her Body Shamers That Hashimoto’s Disease Took Her Fuller Figure
When I first saw Gigi Hadid years ago on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, I thought, “That’s a skinny blonde girl.” When I look at Gigi today, I think, “That’s a skinny blonde girl.” But I guess some people look at her and think, “Ummm, go eat a sandwich, you preying mantis! We miss your boobs and hiney!” Gigi is also in this camp and says she misses both her boobies and her booty, but something called Hashimoto’s Disease is to blame. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By The Moment When Chris Evans Met His Rescue Pup
Today is National Pet Day, a day when everybody posts a picture of their pet. So basically it’s like every day since not a second goes by when a friend doesn’t post a picture of their dog on Facebook with false words like, “Isn’t that the best dog alive?” The answer is always: No, motherfucker, because it’s not a picture of my dog (and yes, if it was a picture of my dog, he’d be making “please save me from that bitch Michael” eyes).
To celebrate National Pet Day, famous people have been posting pictures of their pets. Like Vladimir Putin tweeted a picture of his favorite pet, Donald Trump, (he didn’t do that, I think), and Chris Evans tweeted a video of when he and his adopted dog friend Dodger first laid eyes on each other at the pound. Chris told People that he was shooting a scene for Gifted at the pound, and at first he thought that all the dogs there were actor dogs. But when he found out the dogs actually lived at the pound (and were shamelessly taking jobs away from real actor dogs!), he walked down the kennel aisle and met Dodger, who was about 1 years old at the time.
Dodger stayed sitting for a minute, because he was probably thinking, “If a famous Chris is going to adopt me, I’d rather it be Chris Crocker or Christopher Meloni, but you’ll do, I guess.”
This is the moment we met. He was trying so hard to stay seated even though he desperately wanted to get out. I knew right away that he was coming home with me, so I took this video to always remember our first hello. Rescue dogs are the best dogs!! #NationalPetDay pic.twitter.com/XjWxPWGDPu
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) April 11, 2018
Well, there goes the world’s supply of ovaries. And if Chris Evans wants to post another video that’ll make hos swoon themselves inside/out, he’d post a video of him taking a razor to that dreadful pedostache.
Pic: @ChrisEvans
UsWeekly Says That Brad Pitt And Neri Oxman Are More Than Just Friends
There seems to be no end to the reports about Brad Pitt and his new possible lady friend, MIT professor Neri Oxman. The general consensus seems to be that Brad and Neri are in the bacteria stages of a possible relationship, which in this case is Brad bashfully asking Neri if he can carry her books for her after class. It’s all very “just friends” at the moment. Or is it?!? According to UsWeekly, Brad and Neri are just about rounding third on being a couple.
Abby Lee Miller Got A Hall Pass From Her Halfway House To Go To The Hospital (UPDATE)
The real world’s own Miss Hannigan, Abby Lee Miller, managed to get some extra free time outside of the walls of her halfway house by taking a little trip to the hospital for a back injury.
Just two weeks ago, Abby was released from prison where she served 8 months for bankruptcy fraud before being sent to a halfway house to serve out the duration of her term (another 4 months and change). According to TMZ, Abbey spent last night in the emergency room instead of on the bottom bunk smelling her roommate’s farts. An ambulance was called to Abby’s residential reentry center in Long Beach, CA for an “unspecified medical complaint“.
We’re told Abby was able to walk out of the facility on her own and got into an ambulance, where she was taken to get care.
Abby seems like the kind of drama queen to throw herself in front of a parked car and scream “I’ve been hit!!!” in order to get some attention and a Vicodin prescription. She is serving time for fraud after all. But who am I to judge what happens between a lady’s back and her halfway house?
Entertainment Tonight reports that Abby suffers from a “lingering” injury that will eventually need to be corrected surgically, according to a source. Maybe she tweaked it on that massage chair at the nail shop she headed to the moment she got released from prison?
Update: TMZ has video from today of Abby once again leaving the halfway house for a hospital.
Pic: Wenn.com
Watch Out Poor People: Moby Is Coming For Your Bologna
Longtime vegan (since 1987 per his Instagram bio) Moby’s picked the hill he wants to die on: He doesn’t think poor people should to be able to buy Doritos. That’s basically what he said in an op-ed that ran in today’s Wall Street Journal about the federal SNAP program (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program aka food stamps).
Damian Lewis Will Play Former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford In A Movie
During Rob Ford’s term as mayor of Toronto (I should get a pin), one thing you heard a lot while he was knocking old ladies over, smoking crack or bragging about having enough pussy to eat at home was that it all felt like a movie. Enough people must have said it, because Hollywood is making a movie about the late Rob Ford. Unfortunately, Hollywood isn’t powerful enough to bring Chris Farley back from the dead for the role he was born to play. The Hollywood Reporter says that Rob Ford will be played by Damian Lewis in a film called Run This Town.