YouTube Is Starting To Punish Logan Paul

January 11, 2018 / Posted by:

Logan Paul became a familiar name outside of 3rd grade circles earlier this month when he uploaded a video of himself and friends looking at the body of a man who hung himself in Japan’s Aokigahara forest in (sometimes known as the “suicide forest“). YouTube never removed the video; Logan Paul eventually removed it, and gave two apologies before going on a self-imposed hiatus.

YouTube took their time deciding what to do about Logan Paul, but they’ve finally come to a conclusion. Logan will still be able to upload videos of himself dabbing on them haters, it’s just that now he’ll be paid a little bit less for it.

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Ricky Martin Is A Hot Husband Now

January 11, 2018 / Posted by:

Consider your childhood dreams of ever becoming Mrs. or Mr. Ricky Martin shattered because he’s officially married to Jwan Yosef, who is absolutely hotter than all of us so we never really had a chance anyway. E! News is confirming that Ricky and Jwan have dotted all their Is and crossed all their Ts and are now each other’s ball and chain. And now I’m imagining their beautiful lovemaking which, in my fantasy, involves a lot of greasy, sweating lifting and throwing of balls and chains.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 11, 2018 / Posted by:

The world’s smallest cat!

BBC One is airing a nature series called Big Cats, but they used one of the world’s smallest cats to sell it. Because who doesn’t awww and oooh at a teeny tiny pussy? They released a preview clip of a regular Thumfelina (species name: a Rusty Spotted Cat) from Sri Lanka bringing awwws by sniffing at a leaf that’s big enough to be his chair and by carefully making his away across a stream (that’s probably just the size of the drool stain that’s trickling down the side of your mouth as you gape at the cuteness of it all). Narrator Bertie Carvel tells us that the Kevin Hart of cats may be a youngin’ but he’s nearly full grown. This cat is one small pussy, but he’d still look huge next to Donald Trump’s ant hands when Trump tries to grab him. I know, it ain’t right of me to ruin this cute post with gross and purrrrverted talk like that. Cleanse that gutter grossness with this cuteness:

And let us all pray that Parasite Hilton doesn’t see this video, because if she does, she’s totally going to send her minions to Sri Lanka to catch this innocent drop of furry sweetness to add to her tiny animal accessory collection. The world is already an ugly place and it doesn’t need to get uglier from the sight of that gaping asshole carrying this tiny pussy on the pap stroll.

Pic: YouTube

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Birthday Sluts

January 11, 2018 / Posted by:

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Mary J. Blige (47)
Cody Simpson (21)
Lil Twist (25)
Aja Naomi King (33)
Jamelia (37)
Devin Ratray (41)
Nadia Turner (41)
Rockmond Dunbar (45)
Amanda Peet (46)
Marc Blucas (46)
Tom Rowlands of The Chemicals Brothers (47)
Kyle Richards (49)
Yolanda Hadid (54)
Kim Coles (56)
Vicki Peterson (60)
Naomi Judd (72)
Alfonso Arau (86)
Alexander Hamilton (1755-1804)

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Night Crumbs

January 10, 2018 / Posted by:

While wearing a black Victorian sack, Angelina Jolie made an appearance at The National Board of Review awards gala with her daughters Shiloh and Zahara. Shiloh’s arm was in a sling from an accident over the holidays, and both Shiloh and Zahara were wearing braces. As someone who wore braces for five long painful years, I’d be pissed if I was Shiloh or Zahara. What’s the point of having a saint for a mother if she doesn’t use her powers to give you perfectly straight Chiclets?  – Lainey Gossip 

And now I hope the only offers Christian Bale gets from now on are for rom-coms – Celebitchy

This headline is a lot, but since it’s about Real Housewives of New Jersey, I’m surprised there’s not something in there about how a Housewife threw a glass at another Housewife – Reality Tea

Donald Sutherland is the basic cable Christopher Plummer, and Hilary Swank is the basic cable Michelle Williams in FX’s version of the Getty kidnapping – Pajiba

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Corey Feldman Has Been Accused Of Sexual Battery

January 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Corey Feldman has made it his mission to expose the awful creeps slithering around Hollywood. In a very unfortunate turn of events, a woman has recently accused Corey of being a creep. TMZ says that a woman appeared in a Los Angeles police station on Monday and filed a report claiming that Corey Feldman had allegedly grabbed her butt last year. TMZ points out that this accusation most definitely falls within the statute of limitations, so there could be trouble for Corey. No other details are known, like when or where exactly it happened.

Corey’s rep tells TMZ that Corey “vehemently denies these egregious claims.

While launching his TRUTH campaign back in October (a campaign which is now closed after raising a little over $273,000) Corey Feldman claimed he had almost gotten hit by a truck while walking in Los Angeles. He believed it was a suspicious circumstance, possibly to silence him for all the talking he was doing. So Corey could argue that this is all part of a plot by the underground pedo lair of Hollywood to discredit him.

I’m sure Corey is pissed off at the timing. He recently got the LAPD on his side. So things might be pretty kind of awkward the next time calls the LAPD asking if they’ve got any new information. Instead of answering right away, they’re first going to have to ask him, “Are you talking about the report you filed with the pedos, or the one that was filed against you for being an ass-grabber?

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