There have been many famous Batmen over the years. Some more famous than others and some considered better for the job than others. Of course there are contemporaries, like Christian Bale and Ben Affleck, but there were also OG Batmen like Lewis Wilson and Adam West. In the 90s, a rising George Clooney played Batman in Batman & Robin during a high-point in his career and it led to him becoming known as the worst one ever. That is, until Ben Affleck took the heat off of him as he became loathed for his role in the most recent Justice League and Batman V. Superman movies. But the ultimate gag is: George told Ben not to do it. Should have listened, but I mean–a paycheck is a paycheck.
We are currently living in a world where facts are treated as opinions and opinions are treated as facts. Up is down. Left is Right. Actually, there is no longer a left or a right, only what your opinion of left and right are. Somehow science got brought into this facts vs. opinions bitch fight and Bill Nye HAS FUCKING HAD IT!
People Don’t Regret Naming Their Children After “Game Of Thrones” Characters–Children Will Let Us Know In A Few Years
The New York Post is reporting that Game Of Thrones has a lot of real life implications outside of its own fictional fantasy narrative about dragons and a throne and skeleton warriors of ice… ? (I don’t know what it’s about.) There are many people who have named their babies after GOT characters since the show’s premiere and now the parents of those babies have to live with the repercussions. Most are saying that even though they named their kid after someone who may become a murderous villain by the end of the show, they ain’t mad. You know who is mad? Their child in 10 years time.
How many blogs talking about this story used the joke: “Steve Harvey is about to get a lot more sleep?”. I’m tossing my hat into the ring simply because I love the delicious taste of poetic justice. Yes, the man who works so hard and is only rich because he chooses not to sleep for an energizing eight hours like the rest of us peasants, has been canned from not one, but TWO of his jobs. Poor guy, but he’s got a tough attitude, so I’m sure we’ll see him pounding the pavement non-stop for the next 48-hours-straight while hopped up on energy drinks until he books himself something else.
Much like her blonde serpentine nemisis, it would appear that Kim Kardashian has possibly been dropping hints about a big reveal. Well, it’s a big reveal if you’re the person at E! in charge of typing up the chyrons on KUWTK. People seems to think they’ve cracked the case on what sounds like the least popular Nancy Drew novel of our time: The Mystery of What Kim and Kanye Named Their Newest Kid.
Patty Ratburn from Arthur!
Two pieces of information made my brain perk up yesterday. The first was the fact that Arthur still makes new episodes and is in its 22nd season. I thought that the memory of Arthur was being kept alive thanks to reruns and memes, but Arthur lives! The second was the fact that Arthur’s teacher Nigel Ratburn loves dick and got married to a dude aardvark in the 22nd season’s first episode titled Mr. Ratburn & The Special Someone, which also features his spotlight stealing power lesbian rat sister Patty!