Your Super Bowl Party Nachos Will Not Get Drenched In Sad Tears, Because Adele Isn’t Doing The Halftime Show

August 15, 2016 / Posted by:

Adele has been causing Kleenex sales to jump up 300% in Southern California by yodeling during shows in L.A. all last week, and I went to see her on Saturday night. It’s amazing that I wasn’t dragged out of the Staples Center in a straitjacket after having a nervous breakdown from the people who loudly sang along to nearly every song like it was their name on my damn ticket. But anyway, Adele talks a lot during shows and after singing “Rumor Has It” on Saturday night, she decided to stomp on two rumors. Adele stomped on the rumor that another fetus is baking in her womb, and also stomped on the rumor that she’s doing the Super Bowl Halftime Show next year.

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Thomas Gibson Has Hired Lawyers After Getting Dropped From “Criminal Minds”

August 15, 2016 / Posted by:

Three days after he was permanently escorted off the set of Criminal Minds by CBS’s strongest-shinned security guard for kicking an executive producer, Thomas Gibson has lawyered up. Watch out, CBS – you’re about to get a roundhouse kick to the balls courtesy of disgruntled former employee Thomas Gibson! Of course by “roundhouse kick“, I mean “threat of a lawsuit“, and by “balls“, I mean “HR department.” Although this is Thomas Gibson we’re talking about, so there’s still a good chance this could end with him literally kicking someone.

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A Judge Says No Monitored Visitation For Chris Brown

August 15, 2016 / Posted by:

Shocking to absolutely no one with any previous knowledge of Chris Brown, his relationship with Nia Guzman, the mother of his 2-year-old daughter Royalty, is every kind of messy. They fought over child support. They fought over custody. She accused him of giving their daughter asthma by exposing her to weed and cigarette smoke. Well, a judge recently put an end to a bunch of their battles, and TMZ says Chris came out the clear winner.

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Hot Sluts Of The Day!

August 15, 2016 / Posted by:

Hostess’ Deep Fried Twinkies sold EXCLUSIVELY at Walmart. (That sentence is so ‘Murican that after I typed it, my ass farted out the first few lines of the Star-Spangled Banner.)

For years and years, the culinary crown jewel of state fairs around the country has been the deep fried Twinkie. (I haven’t had one at a state fair, but I had one at a street fair once, and they didn’t deep fry it long enough so it was just a mushy barf mound of sugar, oil and soggy cake. My mouth loved every second of that grossness even though my body was like, “I’m not sure if you want us to have a heart attack or get the ‘beetus?”) Hostess has decided to make the dreams of stoners and Mama June’s tribe come true by butt burping up Deep Fried Twinkies into the freezer section at Walmart.

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Birthday Sluts

August 15, 2016 / Posted by:

Lady Miss Kier (53)
Chief Keef (21)
Jennifer Lawrence (26)
Belinda (27)
Joe Jonas (27)
Carlos Pena Jr. (27)
Natalia Kills (30)
Emily Kinney (31)
Quinton Aaron (32)
Kerri Walsh Jennings (38)
Brad Goreski (39)
Natasha Henstridge (42)
Ben Affleck (44)
Anthony Anderson (46)
Cris Judd (47)
Debra Messing (48)
Alejandro González Iñárritu (53)
Tom Colicchio (54)
Rondell Sheridan (58)
Princess Anne (66)
Tess Harper (66)
Linda Ellerbee (72)
Jim Dale (81)
Mike Connors (91)
Rose Marie (93)

Pic: Listal 

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