Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Nikos Giannopoulos, the special education teacher from Rhode Island who brought sass and glamour to The Orange House.

The Jabba the Trump administration hasn’t said shit about June being Gay Pride Month (and no, Ivanka Trump’s intern tweeting for her about it doesn’t count). Trump has tweeted about everything but Gay Pride Month and not only because he can’t spell out LGBTQ. This picture of Nikos at the White House was taken back in April, but he summoned several hundred waves of YAASSSes by sharing it on Facebook this week.

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The Bill Cosby Case Has Been Declared A Mistrial

June 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Bill Cosby, aka “a major sign that your childhood is not only dead but also a lie,” won’t be self-righteously scolding the younger cons in gen pop for their pants sagging too low in the back just yet. Five days of deliberation by the jury in his case for sexual assault has resulted in a mistrial. Hang on to your Jello Pudding Pops, this horror’s never going to be over. Continue reading

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Birthday Sluts

June 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Will Forte (47)
Kendrick Lamar (30)
Venus Williams (37)
Krayzie Bone (44)
Paulina Rubio (46)
Michael Showalter (47)
Tory Burch (51)
Jason Patric (51)
Kami Cotler (52)
Erin Murphy (53)
Greg Kinnear (54)
Thomas Haden Church (57)
Bobby Farrelly (59)
Jon Gries (60)
Mark Linn-Baker (63)
Joe Piscopo (66)
Newt Gingrich (74)
Barry Manilow (74)
Ken Loach (81)

Pic: Art Streiber/GQ

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Afternoon Crumbs

June 16, 2017 / Posted by:

I hate this cover of Vogue starring Zendaya, and only because for one split second I thought that Anna Wintour had finally done something right by bringing the unibrow back. I was tricked! – Lainey Gossip 

You probably have bags the size of obese slugs under your eyes and your nerves are shot to hell and back and it’s all because you’ve spent many, many sleepless nights wondering how many visitors Amber Rose’s coochie has had this year. Well, you can sleep again, because she answered that question finally! And welcome to the club, Amber – Just Jared

Douche says douchey things – Celebitchy

Bella Thorne’s open-mouth sexy faces looks more like an “Ah’ve got a nose bleed and it’s windy in here” face – Drunken Stepfather

Kate Moss has gone from being married to a Count von Count-looking musician to dating to an actual count (who looks about 12) – Popsugar

Caroline Stanbury of Ladies of London (RIP, probably) has come to Los Angeles to hang out with the bright shining A-list stars of Hollywood! – Reality Tea 

The new Spider-Man movie will probably have at least one scene where Peter Parker’s classmates tell him what an AILF his Aunt May is  – Popoholic

Sweater Jesus is giving more face than Madison Beer is – Hollywood Tuna 

I guess “death by McDonald’s french fries” isn’t going to be my demise after all – Towleroad

Pic: Vogue

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Open Post: Hosted By An Old Dude Showing The Youngins How To Really Headbang 

June 16, 2017 / Posted by:

In case you haven’t already seen the video of a true inspiration headbanging in his car like no one’s watching, here’s the video of a true inspiration headbanging in his car like no one’s watching.

If I was driving along and saw a pepaw thrashing around in his car, I’d pick up my phone too, but not to record him. I’d pick it up to call 911 because I would think he was having a medical emergency. But thankfully, dude was just turning a boring thing called “driving” into a party by rocking out to Metallica with his window down. He’s more badass than me in a million ways (although, a Skipper doll is more badass than me), but I’m really impressed at how he’s freely banging his head around like he’s not worried about getting hit with a serious case of sore neck the next day. When I turn my head too fast, I start reaching for a neck brace. I bet dude’s got the makers of Icy Hot real, real nervous about their future.

Some old dudes use their fists to angrily bitch out the annoying brats who are playing on their lawn, but this old dude uses his fist to rock out to For Whom The Bell Tolls. I’m surprised his car isn’t covered with granny panties thrown at him by memaws who have witnessed his badassery.

Pic: YouTube via Everywhere

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Jada Pinkett Smith Says “All Eyez On Me” Got It All Wrong

June 16, 2017 / Posted by:

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All Eyez on Me, the biopic about Tupac Shakur, opens tonight and it’s gotten some not-great reviews so far. One review has been an unsolicited one courtesy of Jada Pinkett Smith. Jada, who was a friend of Tupac’s from way back, has denounced the makers of All Eyez on Me for taking creative liberties of her relationship with Tupac.

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