Night Crumbs

May 16, 2018 / Posted by:

 

Gay porn star Rafael Alencar was asked which famous people he’s fucked and he’d only say the dead ones because they can’t sue him and he only used “disguised” names. Mommy Hilfinger, Malvin Klein and Matrick Swayze have all gotten a piece of Rafael, according to Rafael. I’m totally stealing that. Nobody has ever asked me if I’ve ever done anyone famous (because, duh, they know the answer to that), but if they do, I’m going to pull a Rafael Alencar and only say the dead ones since they’re not alive to tell everyone I’m lying out of my lying ass. You know, I’ll say Mames Dean, Mary Grant, Maul Newman, Malmolm M, Mesus, etc… etc..

And who’s going to tell Rafael that Mommy Hilfinger and Malvin Klein aren’t dead? I guess they will if they sue him – Towleroad

Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s newest girlfriend is thinking to herself, “If this motherfucker wasn’t Leonardo DiCatchAHo, I would’ve bailed as soon as I saw those rolled-up-to-capri-length jeans” – Lainey Gossip

FYI, Kate Winslet is now your grandmother – Celebitchy

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Kris Jenner Will Sue You Even If You’re Broke

May 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Pimp Mama Kris finds a way to monetize everything, even her search for a new assistant. She’s doing press for her partnership with Bumble Bizz, which is a “networking” offshoot of the dating app, but I just think it’s another way to find someone to bone.

Kris talked to HuffPo about finding a new minion, and somehow in the puff piece about that, we found out something we already knew: Satan’s proudest creation isn’t afraid to drag your broke soul to court if you do something she doesn’t like.  Continue reading

Portia De Rossi Has Quit Acting

May 16, 2018 / Posted by:

One could argue that Portia de Rossi is most well-known at this point in her career as playing Lindsay Bluth-Fünke on Arrested Development (Ally McBeal fans just shrieked at me, I know it). And I’m sure if she only appeared in sporadic seasons of Arrested Development for the rest of her life as an actress, nobody would wonder why she wasn’t really appearing in too much else. As it turns out, Portia has pretty much quit acting, and she came very close to throwing in the towel completely.

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Amal Clooney Pissed Off Tom Ford (And Vogue!) At The Met Gala

May 16, 2018 / Posted by:

The Vogue interns got a brief moment of mercy this year when they found out Anna Wintour wouldn’t be sending them through the wood chipper for seating her next to Pimp Mama Kris. Instead, it’s the 2018 Met Gala co-chair, Amal Clooney, who is making everyone at the Haus of Winter and Tom Ford angrily eat carbs because she didn’t wear a Tom Ford dress on the Met Gala red carpet like they thought she would.  Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By John Travolta Getting Down With 50 Cent At A “Gotti” After-Party In Cannes

May 16, 2018 / Posted by:

My weird obsession/revolution with the Cannes International Film Festival continues and these videos of John Travolta in a tux dancing to, and with, 50 Cent at the Gotti premiere after party are not helping matters! The Gotti gang’s in Cannes with the beleaguered movie, directed by E from Entourage (I refuse to call him by his born name Kevin Connolly). Pitbull did the musical score so I’m not sure how Fiddy plays into all this. According to Variety he was at Cannes to pitch his own movie, taking time out of his busy schedule defending R. Kelly on Twitter.

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