Zayn Malik Had To Cancel A Recent Concert Due To Anxiety

June 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Zayn Malik, former One Directioner turned solo singer and current boyfriend of the less-sedated-looking Hadid sister, was supposed to perform at Wembley Stadium in London on Saturday as part of Capital FM’s Summertime Ball. The lineup of which also included Ariana Grande and Tinie Tempah. Sadly, all the fans wearing homemade “I’m inZAYN for you!” t-shirts never got to see him slink sexily on stage (he looks like a sexy slinker). The Guardian says that shortly before he was scheduled to go on, Zayn announced that his performance wasn’t happening, and that it was all an anxiety attack’s fault.

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“Hamilton” Won All The Tonys Last Night!

June 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Hamilton got a total of 16 Tony nominations, which made it the most nominated Broadway production in the history of everything. Because everyone knew that Hamilton would win the night, I felt like they should’ve just canceled the entire Tony ceremony and instead show live footage of a dump truck unloading thousands of trophies in front of the Richard Rogers Theater, where Hamilton plays. But after the heart-melting hell nightmare in Orlando, some of us needed to be temporarily distracted by jazz hands, sequins, over-the-top speeches from dramatic thi-turr people, Oprah’s glasses and raw yodeling. So thank my God, Bea Arthur, for the Tonys!

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Gordon Ramsay’s Wife Suffers Miscarriage 5 Months Into Her Pregnancy

June 13, 2016 / Posted by:

And now for more sadness… One month after he announced on The Late Late Show the was going to be a father for the fifth time, Gordon Ramsay has revealed that his wife Tana Ramsay has miscarried their son five months into her pregnancy. People says that Gordon shared the sad news on Facebook earlier today.

“Hi guys, Tana and I want to thank you so much for your support over the past couple of weeks. We had a devastating weekend as Tana has sadly miscarried our son at five months. We’re together healing as a family, but we want to thank everyone again for all your amazing support and well wishes. I’d especially like to send a big thank you to the amazing team at Portland Hospital for everything they’ve done. Gx”

49-year-old Gordon and 41-year-old Tana’s family includes three teenage daughters and a teenage son.

This news is especially considering how happy Gordon was when he announced it. Seeing the words “You’re almost 50” and “Congratulations, you’re going to be a parent for the fifth time” would probably make a lot of people sweat, but not Gordon Ramsay. He was so excited. He was happier than a Gordon Ramsay yelling at a group of Hell’s Kitchen chefs after a dinner service that was nothing but raw beef wellingtons and overcooked halibuts. Not to mention that as anyone who has ever watched MasterChef Junior know, he’s legitimately cute around kids.

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Amber Heard Thinks Johnny Depp Will Plead The Fifth During Their Restraining Order Trial

June 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Yesterday, Martin bought you the rumor that Johnny Depp also wants a restraining order against Amber Heard. Johnny was willing to open his chain wallet and hand over $50,000 a month in spousal support for eight months if she agreed to his n’ hers restraining orders. Sources said that Amber won’t ever agree to a mutual restraining order. They’re due in court on Friday to discuss the idea of making her temporary restraining order against Johnny a permanent one. It sounds like Johnny won’t be doing much discussing.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Oprah’s glasses!

The Mighty O graced the Tonys with her holy presence last night, because she produced the revival of The Color Purple, which was up for 4 awards and won 2 (Best Revival of a Musical and Best Actress in a Musical for Cynthia Erivo). Every time the camera panned to Oprah in the audience, I got temporarily blinded by the sparkles shooting off of her gigantic ass glasses of pure opulence!

Oprah’s glasses were like Dame Edna’s signature glasses if Dame Edna’s signature glasses had to tone down the swirls and get conservative for a job interview for the position of receptionist at  a mortgage broker firm. They were very job interview Dame Edna. You know, Oprah’s glasses were definitely covered with real flawless diamonds and they probably cost the average price of a 3 bedroom, 2 bath home in Studio City, so I was wondering why she didn’t have a bodyguard (Gayle) guarding them? But then again, if Oprah lost those diamond-encrusted decadent glasses, she’d probably just shrug and pull out another pair from her pocketbook.

I was going to say that Oprah’s glasses deserved a Tony award for Best Glasses Worn By A Deity, but they don’t have anything to do with Hamilton. Or maybe she wore those gorgeous glasses to see Hamilton once…. If that’s the case, give her that Best Glasses Tony now!

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

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Birthday Sluts

June 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen (30)
Kodi Smit-McPhee (20)
Violet Chachki (24)
Aaron Taylor-Johnson (26)
Kat Dennings (30)
Raz-B (31)
Chris Evans (35)
Ethan Embry (38)
Steve-O (42)
Valeri Bure (42)
Rivers Cuomo (46)
Jamie Walters (47)
Regan Burns (48)
David Gray (48)
Ally Sheedy (54)
Hannah Storm (54)
Tim Allen (63)
Stellan Skarsgård (65)
Richard Thomas (65)
Malcolm McDowell (73)
Siegfried Fischbacher (77)
Christo (81)

Pic: Vanity Fair

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Open Post: Hosted By A Snuggling Parrot

June 12, 2016 / Posted by:

Unlike, most days, I’m not having trouble getting out of my bed because of all the generic brand booze I drank last night. No, like many, I’m having trouble leaving the safety of my bed because of this weekend’s news. That’s why videos like this, while not life changing, are a nice reminder that not everything is awful.

Rio, the blue one, has zero success in getting his lady friend, Tweety, out of bed. That either means he gave it to her so good she needs serious recovery time or she’s super depressed and prescription of uppers is in order. I’ll go with the first one because we need something even a little cheery goddamn it!

via Tastefully Offensive

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Adele Will Tell You To Suck Her Dick If You Accuse Her Of Using Autotune

June 12, 2016 / Posted by:

Let’s be honest, the music that’s coming out these days ain’t great. By any stretch of the imagination. It’s too late for Biebs to say sorry for the damage he’s done. Rita Ora is apparently a “recording artist”. And Taylor Swift is the black widow of iTunes. David Bowie‘s producer, Tony Visconti, is not happy with today’s music either. Like, really not happy! While expressing just how crap he thinks it all is he made the big mistake, HUGE, of coming for Adele. Tony… You must know better than that…

Tony is a judge on some TV show that’s starting soon in the UK called Guitar Star so he’s gotta make the plug rounds. Last week, he spoke to The Daily Star and got all “this ain’t music! I’ll show you music!

You turn the radio on and it’s fluff, you are listening to 90% computerised voices. We know Adele has a great voice but it’s even questionable if that is actually her voice or how much has been manipulated. We don’t know. There’s a sound to pop now that is so perfect it’s boring, because everything is fixed. Guitar Star aims to unearth old fashioned, raw ability. I’m looking for virtuosos like Hendrix, Cobain and Bowie. There’s no fluffy back story, there’s no: ‘I lost my pet dog in 97 and that made me want to play’ nonsense. No-one can mistake me for Simon Cowell. Today is the worst time ever in the music industry, but Guitar Star is a step in the right direction.

I think we’ve all spent enough time with Adele to know that that shit just won’t fly. At her concert the other night Adele took a moment to address the critique in true Adele fashion. Adele told him to suck her dick. via People:

I’m surprised that anyone related to music would try and come for Adele. I thought that was illegal. Like more illegal than saying something against Beyonce. But hey, Tony has a show called Guitar Star so I guess all bets are off.

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Johnny Depp Reportedly Wants A Restraining Order Against Amber Heard

June 12, 2016 / Posted by:

The last time we checked in with Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, more friends were coming to their respective defenses. Amber’s ex, Tasya Van Ree (an 80s nighttime soap name if ever there was one) spoke out about the domestic abuse allegations that Amber faced in 2009 and said the whole situation was blown out of proportion and smelled of homophobia. On Team Johnny, Kimbo Stewart’s baby father, Benicio Del Toro opened his mouth and said that Amber seems like a “manipulative girl.” And now there’s reports that Amber gave two thumbs down to a settlement offer from Johnny.

TMZ is saying that according to sources close to Amber, she was offered $50,000 a month in spousal support for eight months (eight months?! That would total pennies after taxes and lawyer fees!). When Amber first asked for a temporary restraining order, she also asked for $50,000 a month in spousal support. That request was shot down. So one might think that Amber would take that new settlement offer, but she didn’t respond to it because of one major condition. Johnny will only give Amber the $50k a month for eight months if she agrees to a mutual restraining order. Yes, he wants a restraining order against her too.

The sources say that Amber will never agree to a mutual restraining order, because she’s the victim of abuse in the relationship. Not Johnny too. TMZ is also saying that she’s trying to get a permanent restraining order against Johnny, because she feels like she needs to do that for other victims. She wants to make an example out of Johnny. Her court date is set for next Friday.

TMZ is also saying that Amber won’t be available for her deposition before the court date. Apparently, she can’t make it because she’ll be in London for a 3-day costume fitting for Justice League. People from Team Johnny are saying the costume fitting is a lame excuse and wasn’t brought up until the last minute so that Amber could get out of answering questions about the alleged abuse.

And I think that after Heineken’s alleged reaction to what Benicio said in defense of Johnny, we can safely assume that publicists will be issuing restraining orders on their clients’ mouths so as not to lose out on lucrative beer contracts.

Pic: Wenn

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