Bella Thorne Made Out With Fake Gay Tyler Posey

September 18, 2016 / Posted by:

This is one way to throw your coming out into reverse.

TMZ reports that actress and mean girl witch-hunter Bella Thorne (whose name I always speed-read as “Bella Throne” and it calls to mind a luxury Italian toilet brand) was papped making out with the fake gay Tyler Posey. Teen Wolf jokingly came out of the closet a couple of weeks ago. This was followed by the Internet after him for making light of that particular process. Well, this confirms it! He’s just a socially tone-deaf pinhead and not really into man ass.

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Jason Lee Is No Longer A Scientologist

September 18, 2016 / Posted by:

Once one of the more visible followers of the Thetan fun time religious cult known as Scientology (he reportedly disconnected” with a wife over his former faith), Jason Lee has revealed that he is no longer on board L. Ron Hubbard’s volcano spaceship. In an interview with Denton, Texas’ culture blog The Dentonite, Jason let it slip that he doesn’t have to pretend like Tom Cruise is a god of wisdom anywhere. He can openly be glib!

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The Roots Trolled Donald Trump On The Tonight Show

September 18, 2016 / Posted by:

Jimmy Fallon earned an eternal side-eye from myself and the many, many others when he played cutesy with the Dorito-toned  crazy currently running for POTUS during an interview on The Tonight Show. As he massaged Donald Trump’s hair like a desperate rub n’ tug parlor worker with the rent due, you could almost read the “I’m covering my ass just in case he wins” in his face. But not everyone on The Tonight Show followed Jimmy’s lead and kissed Trumps ass. The Tonight Show’s house band The Roots took a cue from Trump’s wall idea if and performed a short selection from an Erykah Badu song with an appropriate lyric when he walked out. via Entertainment Weekly

The Roots welcomed Trump to the stage with a short rendition of Erykah Badu’s “20 Feet Tall.” As the former reality television host took the stage, singer Black Thought sang, “Then you, you built a wall/ A 20-foot wall so I couldn’t see.” A major part of Trump’s platform is a proposed plan to build a wall along the U.S-Mexico border if elected president.

You can see The Roots’ troll move at the 11:30 mark below below:

This isn’t the first time that The Roots has used a song to express their true feelings about a guest. When Michelle Bachmann appeared on the show in 2011, they played a bit of Fishbone’s “Lyin’ Ass Bitch.”

Maybe The Roots can take Jimmy aside and teach him how to perfectly shade and troll a guest to their face?

Pic: NBC

Hot Sluts Of The Day!

September 18, 2016 / Posted by:

The Brighton Belles! 

In honor of the Emmys happening tonight, let’s pay tribute to a show that would’ve found itself covered in Emmy trophies if it aired in the US. And by that I mean everyone would’ve thrown heavy objects, including trophies, at it to make it go away. America has redone a British show and made it worse time and time again, and in 1993, Britain decided that two can play at that game. After multiple-Emmy winner The Golden Girls (aka the greatest show that has ever existed in history) ended in 1992, ITV in the UK decided to keep it alive by doing a British version of it.

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Birthday Sluts

September 18, 2016 / Posted by:

Fred Willard (77)
Patrick Schwarzenegger (23)
Jinkx Monsoon (29)
Angela Simmons (29)
Keeley Hazell (30)
Danielle Jonas (30)
Nina Arianda (32)
Alison Lohman (37)
Billy Eichner (38)
Barrett Foa (39)
Sara Haines (39)
Ronaldo (40)
Jason Sudeikis (41)
Xzibit (42)
Towanda Braxton (43)
James Marsden (43)
Lance Armstrong (45)
Jada Pinkett Smith (45)
Aisha Tyler (46)
Tara Fitzgerald (49)
Ricky Bell (49)
Holly Robinson Peete (52)
Joanne Catherall (54)
Lori and George Schappell (55)
Jeana Keough (61)
Ben Carson (65)
Anna Deavere Smith (66)
Satan’s Angel (72)
Frankie Avalon (76)
Robert Blake (83)
June Foray (99)
James Gandolfini (1961-2013)

Pic: Parade

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Open Post: Hosted By The Russian Hero Who Saved A Terrified Kitteh

September 17, 2016 / Posted by:

Russia isn’t exactly known for driver safety. Knowing that will probably make you watch this video of a poor kitten trapped on a Russian highway through your fingers. Don’t worry, it has a happy ending.

Vladimir Putin should just get back on his horse and ride away (take your bestie with you, please). Because the gentleman who SHOULD be running Russia has now been revealed! Check out this seriously harrowing video (via Uproxx) in which a tiny kitty falls out of an SUV on to a busy expressway. Things look dire for the poor thing as vehicles literally drive OVER it without stopping. You almost don’t want to watch. Finally, a hero straight out of a Bonnie Tyler jam pulls up, exits his car, and carries the poor lil’ thing to safety.

You can watch the video below. Warning, it’s disturbing but don’t worry – kitteh is ok!

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