Everyone In Hollywood Is (Allegedly) A Perv: George Takei, Richard Dreyfuss, And Benny Medina

November 11, 2017 / Posted by:

But you surmised that already, right? Everything that was semi-solid feels like it’s crumbling as we finish up with 2017. 2016 was “The Year That Everyone Good Died (In Addition To Hope)“. This year’s theme is “The Year That All Your Illusions Joined The Dead People From 2016.

The Harvey Weinstein situation opened the floodgates for many, many, many, many, many women and men to finally feel empowered to share their own stories of sexual harassment/abuse from rich and powerful Hollywood types. We’ve now learned that Star Trek actor/America’s Formerly(?) Most Beloved Homosexual George Takei is being accused of sexual assault. That’s in addition to actor Richard Dreyfuss (whose son recently claimed that Kevin Spacey sexually assaulted him), and music/tv executive Benny Medina. At this point, 2018 will hopefully be “The Year The Asteroids Rained Down And Ended This Shit.Continue reading

Birthday Sluts

November 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Demi Moore (55)
Leonardo DiCaprio (43)
Tye Sheridan (21)
Trey Smith (25)
Christa B. Allen (26)
Vinny Guadagnino (30)
Chanelle Hayes (30)
Mark Sanchez (31)
Jessica Sierra (32)
Brittny Gastineau (35)
Jason White (44)
Adam Beach (45)
Tyler Christopher (45)
David DeLuise (46)
Richie Rich (47)
Carson Kressley (48)
Calista Flockhart (53)
Jane Pratt (55)
Stanley Tucci (57)
Lisa Welch (57)
Ian Craig Marsh of The Human League (61)
Andy Partridge (64)
Marc Summers (66)
Bibi Andersson (81)
June Whitfield (92)

Pic: Warner Bros.

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Afternoon Crumbs

November 10, 2017 / Posted by:

Kim Zolciak defended her family’s choice to keep Sinn, the dog that nearly blinded her little son. Well, Kim probably figured that there were two choices as to what to do with the Sinn, and both choices would lead to her son seeing the pooch a lot. Either Kim could keep Sinn, or put the dog down and turn the pooch’s fur into a wig she’d wear all the time – Celebitchy

That adorable stunt puppy that Tom Hiddleston is carrying would obviously like to be excluded from this narrative – Lainey Gossip 

Why does Ramona Singer always look like she’s disgusted by what you’re wearing, and is also trying to hold in a fart – Reality Tea

And right before Kathy Griffin fainted, Andy Cohen squeezed the neck of his Kathy Griffin voodoo doll – Towleroad

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The Librarians of Invercargill Are October’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

November 10, 2017 / Posted by:

I may not have been to a library in centuries since every book I’m interested in reading (aka the ones by Jackie Collins) I already own and libraries tend to be zones of prudeshness where they ban sex education films (aka porn sites) from their computers, but that doesn’t mean I can’t honor librarians. Last month, the social media team of the Invercargill Libraries in New Zealand killed the Kartrashians by bringing more life, sex and charisma to their pose game than those trash heap heffas could ever dream of. And this month, the social media team of the Invercargill Libraries killed the competition in October’s Hot Slut of the Month contest.

The Hot Librarians of Invercargill won the crown with 40% of your votes, beating The Most Romantic Newlyweds in the World (32%), AIM’s Running Man Icon (16%) and Mr. Bones Puzzle Candy (12%). They will now go on to the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals next year. And hopefully by then, E! would have pulled their heads out of the Kartrashians’ assholes and shook off all the butt silicone from their faces before giving the Invercargill librarians their own $150 million reality show contract since they truly deserve it.

Thanks to everyone who voted!

Pic: Facebook

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Scott Disick Says He Acts Like A Shit Because He Loves Kourtney Kardashian

November 10, 2017 / Posted by:

Don’t question his logic. Scott Disick is clearly the most underestimated relationship expert of our time. How else could he lure Kourtney Kardashian back as a repeat customer to his good-for-nothing ass? Thankfully, for those out there who hope to learn from love guru Scott, he’s giving away free lessons. I guess not free – the lesson comes from watching a clip of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, so it it will cost you part of your soul.

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