Sarah Jessica Parker Is Quite Particular When It Comes To House Rules For Her Staff

October 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Comedian and former co-host on The View Michelle Collins got her hands on emails from Sarah Jessica Parker to her staff (Michelle’s friend works for SJP) instructing them on how things should be done around the Parker-Broderick home. According to Page Six, SJP’s directives are very particular in a Joan Crawford kind of way. Michelle read the emails aloud in her stand-up show Magic Mich.

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Blake Lively Has Her Own Story Of Sexual Harassment (But Not About Harvey Weinstein)

October 13, 2017 / Posted by:

The number of actresses, actors and others coming forward is pretty huge. Most have a story about Harvey Weinstein, who is – to half-quote Emma Thompson – the current gross tip of this iceberg. Blake Lively has had a friendly relationship with Harvey Weinstein for a while (she wore a Marchesa dress when she got married to Ryan Reynolds in 2012). Blake has something to say about Harvey Weinstein and sexual harassment in Hollywood, but they’re two separate conversations.

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A Telenovela Star Might Be In Trouble With The Law For Slapping A Reporter

October 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Eduardo Yanez, a Mexican telenovela star, is being investigated on assault and battery charges after he slapped a reporter upside the head during a red carpet interview in L.A. No, Univision reporter Paco Fuentes didn’t ask Eduardo to stick his hands in the Mani-Cam, he asked him about his son Eduardo Yanez Jr.

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Jennifer Garner Is Apparently Annoyed With The Recent Bad Ben Affleck Press

October 13, 2017 / Posted by:

So far this week, Ben Affleck’s plan of denouncing Harvey Weinstein’s grossness backfired on him after Rose McGowan called him a liar. Then Hilarie Burton reminded everyone of him acting like a creep on TRL years ago. And then a weirdly handsy French Canadian interview resurfaced. And then then Annamarie Tendler accused him of grabbing her ass at a Golden Globes party. But forget about Ben for a second. How does his ex-wife Jennifer Garner feel about all this bad news? Not great, that’s how.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Petey, the chicken-loving peacock of Australia!

In life, you’re either Petey, a peacock who gets a full-body boner for a hot chick(en). Or you’re the hot chicken who barely knows that Petey is a thing that exists on this planet and would rather take a nap on a prep table in a Cracker Barrel kitchen than fuck that peacock. The Symbio Wildlife Park in Sydney, Australia says that one of their residents, Petey the Peacock, has that gross lovey-dovey feeling in his peacock heart for a  chicken. Petey is me at the gay bar and that chicken is pretty much everybody else. They pretend I’m background as I stand there with “please love me” eyes while wiggling my ass.

The Symbio Wildlife Park must have really wanted to embarrass Petey because they put together a video of Petey being the Lea Michele to that chicken’s Jessica Lange. I can’t really say that I blame the chicken, because Petey is kind of an attention whore and show off.

Oh, Petey, I’ve been there. Trust me, you don’t need that chicken. All you need is a cheap bottle of wine, a thing of lube, a laptop that cleans easily, a WiFi connection, a SeanCody account and a highly absorbent rag to cry your lonely tears into afterward.

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