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The coyote-fighting otter!
That blurry ass screenshot above may look like a pic of a baby land Loch Ness monster or a Kevin Hart-sized seal. But the blurry trick in that screenshot is neither of those things and is really a Florida coyote’s newest nightmare: a Not The One otter! A Florida woman caught the moment that a Florida otter was not about to go to Jesus through a Florida coyote’s stomach and chased that bitch away. Fuck that Doctor Strange 2 movie. The real cinematic battle this week happened in Seminole County between a pissed-off otter and a coyote.
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Dr. Thomas Hamilton, a hot vet who got all sorts of caring while trying to win over a scared pooch.
Dr. Thomas Hamilton, or Dr. Tom as his patients’ humans call him, is a hot vet from The Rhode Island Animal Medical Center in Warwick, Rhode Island. And he recently gave everyone a huge serving of AWWWWs by posting a video of him patiently trying to get a very scared dog to trust him. No, that dog above is not the scared pooch in question. But I’m sure that after spending just a few seconds with Dr. Tom, every dog ends up clinging to his muscles while looking at others like, “Stay jealous, bitch!”
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The Taco Bell Enchirito!
Wikipedia says that there are several tales on how Taco Bell’s Enchirito came to be. One tale claims that it came from the mind of a high school student from Montebello, CA in 1967. But it’s also been claimed to be invented by a franchise owner in Cerritos, CA who discovered an enchilada burrito at a restaurant while visiting the East Coast and brought it to the president of Taco Bell in the 60s. Okay, but I thought it was invented by a stoner caveman from the Stone(r) Age who visited his local Taco Bell and after staring at the enchilada and burrito he ordered thought, “They should fuck and make a baby!” Whatever the case may be, the Taco Bell Enchirito made its debut in 1968 and lasted for decades until Taco Bell took it off the menu. But it lives on thanks to copycat recipes, and some Taco Bells offering it off the menu, and millions of bowels screaming over the memory of ii.
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Noodle, the Groundhog of Pugs!
I was first exposed to the lazy brilliance of Noodle on TikTok, but in the past couple of days, several readers have dropped Noodle into my inbox as an HSOTD request. Because Noodle has gone mainstream and is taking the world by storm (and above is Noodle showing his response to him taking the world by storm). Noodle is famous thanks to his human’s daily “bones or no bones” check-in. Every day, his human wakes Noodle up and if Noodle flops down like he’s got no bones, it’s going to be one of those days. And if Noodle stands up like he’s ready to go, then it’s going to be a good day. That’s it and Noodle’s TikTok account has 2.6 million followers because of it. The world needs more Noodle, but when I flop back down on my bed in the morning and refuse to get up, I don’t get a ton of TikTok followers. I get Allison texting me like, “Where the fuck is your lazy ass?!”
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Pearl Drops Tooth Polish!
Reader Angela reminded my brain of the existence of Pearl Drops Tooth Polish by suggesting it for HSOTD. Believe it or not, Pearl Drops Tooth Polish still exists today, which is making my teeth start a grudge with me, because I’ve been slathering them with peasant paste (read: Crest) when I could’ve been hitting them with a wave of minty opulence in the form of Pearl Drops Tooth Polish, seen above in a mega blurry screenshot that could be a picture of a goblin grasping onto a weird-shaped dick for all you know.
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