The search continues for the Titan, the teeny tiny OceanGate submersible that disappeared while touring the Titanic shipwreck 12,500 feet under the sea. As I’m writing this, the five passengers aboard have approximately 13 hours of oxygen left. It doesn’t look great. If I were one of the passengers’ loved ones, I’d be freaking out. But grief is a funny thing. One person’s “lie in bed scream-sobbing” is another person’s “go to a Blink-182 show”. See: passenger Hamish Harding’s stepson, Brian Szasz.

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Beyoncé’s highly popular Arm and a Leg Tour (better known as the Renaissance World Tour) hasn’t touched down in the States just yet, but it’s already making history. For starters, during her time in Sweden, there was a boom in inflation and not just due to her wind machine and weave budget. And when you’re demanding that much money from folks, you must ensure the show goes off without a hitch. Unfortunately, that was not the case at a recent show in Amsterdam, where Beyonce’s crew members proved they were already over the long hours of hearing the same damn songs over and over again. While they were droned out, they missed a very important cue during her set. And since she’s not the best actress (sorry, Hive, but she ain’t), she was unable to mask the irritation all over her face at their faux pas.

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After the judge learned of the shocking allegations of Armie Hammer‘s (he claimed consensual) dabblements in sexual assault and cannibalism, in a perfect world, Elizabeth Chambers would’ve gotten everything she asked for plus 10% before the ink on her and Armie’s simultaneous divorce filings were dry. But, splitting up Armie’s unpaid AmEx bills and timeshare-selling commission checks must take time because Elizabeth, 40, and Armie, 36, have only just now reached a settlement in their divorce–three years after filing.

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Kim Cattrall returning to the Sex and the City universe by finally reprising her role of Samantha Jones in the revival, And Just Like That…, is the only reason to watch season two I can think of. But that doesn’t mean that these tricks won’t pretend that this was a “leak” while they mitigate our expectations now that they’ve realized giving us Samantha-blue balls will probably just turn us off after we get a taste of her and are forced to move on. So Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, and Cynthia Nixon have all talked about how this is just a brief little thing, it’s just a taste, don’t be disappointed, blah, blah, blah. No, I will be disappointed, I’m already let down, and no one can tell me otherwise!

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It’s been years since we’ve seen Nick Cannon as more than a sperm machine destined to re-populate the Earth after everyone moves to outer space. But there was a time when he was in a beautiful (?) relationship with model Jessica White. Or so it would seem from the outside. Since Nick is too busy building daddy issues with his children, he has no time to go deep into his relationship with Jessica. Oh, but Jessica got some time today, and every day, to let us all know Nick ain’t shit. And she has the emotional scars from their toxic relationship as proof.

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According to insiders, Netflix isn’t too hard-pressed to renew their contract with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and might drop them once their contract expires. The rumor comes only days after Spotify and the royal couple put out a joint statement announcing their decision to split ways after only 12 episodes of Meghan’s podcast Archetypes, followed by Spotify’s Head of Podcast Innovation, Bill Simmons, calling the pair “fucking grifters” on his podcast. First, dropped by Spotify, and now maybe Netflix? Who’s next, Tyler Perry??! Continue reading