Carl’s Jr Is Coming Out With A CDB Burger For 4/20

/ April 18, 2019

 

Carl’s jr. is capitalizing on the national holiday of stoners (4/20) and creating a burger infused with CBD oil. It’s only happening at one Carl’s Jr in Denver (of course) and only for 4/20. I can’t decide if showing up at Carl’s Jr on 4/20 for a promotional weed burger is my seventh circle of hell or would be a fun afternoon. I’m sure it would be a combination of stoned teenagers, weed connoisseurs and a subset of people just trying to get a Carl’s jr  burger who have no idea why everyone smells like a hemp factory and Bob Marley is vaguely playing the background.

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Wendy Williams And Her Estranged Husband Are Negotiating His Exit From Her Show (UPDATE)

/ April 18, 2019

UPDATE: That was fast. TMZ says that Kevin Hunter is officially off Wendy’s show. Now her staffers just need to clean out the break room refrigerator of any open containers that Kevin may have spit or pissed in as an act of revenge!

The Blast is reporting that Wendy Williams is about to have a messy divorce. Wendy made all of us cheer hoorah when she finally decided to divorce her cheating husband, Kevin Hunter. Knocking up his side-chick really kicked a wrench in Wendy’s ability to purposely look past his infidelities, I guess. Well, talking shit and being a mess has been very lucrative for Wendy and she’s worth a lot of money. And Wendy and Kevin have been together for the creation of all of that money, so–as to be expected–Kevin is already holding out his hands and going “pay me”.

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Dina Lohan Is Back With The Boyfriend She’s Never Met And He Bought Her An Engagement Ring

/ April 18, 2019

You know what’s sad? Dina Lohan is in some depressing online, never-met-before-in-person relationship with a dude and still, she’s in a more successful relationship than me. Lindsay Lohan‘s former momager (Is she still? Does she get 10% of the Beach Club? Maybe she does and can turn that bankruptcy around?) has been dating a man for the last five years whom she has never met. Recently the happy couple had a bit of a rough patch and broke up over some jealousy issues. Well don’t worry all you romantics out there, it seems there’s hope for these two after all! So much so that maybe there’s even an engagement in the future… Oh wow this is a love story made in You’ve Got MailHell.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ April 18, 2019

This HIGHLY artistic and sensual (Yes, I typed “sensual.” That’s what this video has done to me.) real estate video from Australia!

There’s been several versions, remakes, etc… of Dirty Dancing including a sequel, a TV remake, a musical, a TV series, and a reality show. But THIS is truly the only reboot of Dirty Dancing we need and deserve. In Dirty Dancing On Marble Countertops, Baby and Johnny have since moved to the Australian suburb of Padstow in New South Wales where they live in a real-life Sims house and spend their days dirty DANCE! DANCE! DANCE-ing! all over that Bond villain on a budget lair! I don’t know why they need a kitchen since the only thing you’re obviously eating is Ecstasy.

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Birthday Sluts

/ April 18, 2019
David Tennant (48)
Moisés Arias (25)
Nathan Sykes (26)
Chloe Bennet (27)
Britt Robertson (29)
Alia Shawkat (30)
Samantha Jade (32)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (32)
America Ferrera (35)
Reeve Carney (36)
Kourtney Kardashian (40)
Bryce Johnson (42)
Melissa Joan Hart (43)
Edgar Wright (45)

Pic: Disney

Eli Roth (47)
Maria Bello (52)
Eric McCormack (56)
Conan O’Brien (56)
Jeff Dunham (57)
Jane Leeves (58)
Eric Roberts (63)
Melody Thomas Scott (63)
Rick Moranis (66)
Kenny Ortega (69)
Dorothy Lyman (72)
James Woods (72)
Hayley Mills (73)
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Night Crumbs

/ April 17, 2019

Time put out their 100 Most Influential People list and it includes The Rock, Chrissy Teigen, Gayle King, and Taylor Swift who is on one of the covers giving you, “Are you there God, it’s me – oh yeah, you know who I am. EVERYONE knows who I am.” And to answer your question, no, Gritty did not make the list, which means Time’s list is totally invalid. (insert whatever the fuck Gritty is) are people too! – Lainey Gossip

Filming on Birds of Prey has ended, which means that Party City sales are going to plummet since that’s obviously where the movie’s costumer designer got all the outfits from – Popoholic

Oh, I see Chucky got his eyes done and his brows plucked – Pajiba

Here’s Gigi Hadid getting upstaged by pool floaties – Drunken Stepfather

Jussie Smollett has been taken out of the Broadway revival of Take Me Out Towleroad

I’m pretty sure nobody’s going to be caring about an ugly perfume or an album while they’re jizzing over the new Avengers movie, which comes out on the same day – Celebitchy

And yet, I still would – The Blemish

If what you needed today was some shirtless Terry Crews in a white speedo on top of a floating piece of pizza, here you go! – Just Jared

Pic: Time

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