Nicholas Hoult Is A Daddy

April 18, 2018 / Posted by:

When I hear an actor is dating a “24-year-old lingerie model” my sight automatically switches to Side Eye Mode. But I’m willing to give 28-year-old Nicholas Hoult the benefit of the doubt in this case. People reports that Nicholas and aforementioned girlfriend of about a year, Bryana Holly, just had a baby. It’s irrefutable proof that the adorable little boy from About A Boy is all grown up, in case you somehow missed Nick’s very successful puberty and subsequent manly hotness. Hugh Grant must be so proud!

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Lauryn Hill Is Going On Tour For The 20th Anniversary Of “Miseducation” 

April 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Whenever I think of tax evasion pioneer Lauryn Hill I’m immediately reminded of Thanksgiving 1998 when me and my cousin were in my old blue Jeep house hopping and racking up plates like we were Shaggy and Scooby. During that ride, Lauryn’s classic masterpiece The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill provided the soundtrack for that day, and many days to come after that. Well, everyone listen up!! It’s been 20 years since Miseducation was released, and to commemorate the occasion Ms. Hill is embarking on a multicity tour beginning this summer.

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Zayn Malik’s Manager Dumped Him Two Months Before The Release Of His Next Album

April 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Zayn Malik’s professional and personal relationships are really taking a hit this year. First he breaks up with his girlfriend Gigi Hadid, and now Variety is reporting that his manager of three years Sarah Stennett has dropped. Sarah didn’t want to stick around long enough to see the release of his second solo album in June. And while she didn’t have anything bad to say about the decision to leave, she subtly implies that the situation might be a little messy.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Kodak Fling 35!

The internet tells me that the Fuji Quicksnap ruled the disposable camera game in the 80s, because it was the first 35mm disposable camera. My response to that is, “I don’t know her.” I really don’t. This is the first I’m hearing of a stranger bitch named Fuji Quicksnap. Because in the 80s, the only 35mm disposable camera I knew (besides the generic ones) and used was the Kodak Fling 35. The Fuji Quicksnap came out in 1986, and a year later Kodak Fling 35 showed up on the corner of the disposable camera stroll and tried to give Fuji some competition. In my head the Kodak Fling 35 buried Fuji Quicksnap and became queen of disposable cameras. But well, Fuji Quicksnap is still around and Kodak Fling ain’t.

But while the Kodak Fling was around, it boggled minds with its technological advances. I’m talking about the little trademarked wheel on the front that allowed you to easily scroll to the next exposure with your thumb. (“When all of those words are put together, the sentence they form is foreign to me,” said every youngin’ who has no idea about life before camera phones.)

Even though the Kodak Fling featured a technical wonder like a scroll wheel, it only cost $6.99.

The Kodak Fling, and cheaper disposable cameras, were an important tool of my childhood. Sure, my mom’s still got film (some from a Kodak Fling, maybe) in her freezer that she needs to take to Thrifty (which doesn’t exist anymore) to develop, but still. With that being said, I’m so glad that we have digital cameras and camera phones now. I can only imagine all of the film processor employees who would throw themselves at me after developing a hole pic I took on my Kodak Fling to scan and upload to my Grindr profile.

Pic: Flickr

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Birthday Sluts

April 18, 2018 / Posted by:

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Conan O’Brien (55)
Moisés Arias (24)
Nathan Sykes (25)
Chloe Bennet (26)
Britt Robertson (28)
Alia Shawkat (29)
Samantha Jade (31)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (31)
America Ferrera (34)
Reeve Carney (35)
Kourtney Kardashian (39)
Bryce Johnson (41)
Melissa Joan Hart (42)
Edgar Wright (44)
Eli Roth (46)
David Tennant (47)
Maria Bello (51)
Eric McCormack (55)
Jeff Dunham (56)
Jane Leeves (57)
Eric Roberts (62)
Melody Thomas Scott (62)
Rick Moranis (65)
Kenny Ortega (68)
Dorothy Lyman (71)
James Woods (71)
Hayley Mills (72)

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Barbara Bush Has Died

April 17, 2018 / Posted by:

On Sunday, the 41st First Lady of the United States Barbara Bush let her doctors know that she was done with being in the hospital, where she was being treated for COPD and congestive heart failure, and wanted to be at home when she went off to the afterworld. Today, Barbara died at her home in Houston, TX while surrounded by her gigantic family (17 grandchildren!!!). She was 92. The Bush family released this statement:

“A former First Lady of the United States of America and relentless proponent of family literacy, Barbara Pierce Bush passed away Tuesday, April 17, 2018 at the age of 92. She is survived by her husband of 73 years, President George H.W. Bush; five children and their spouses; 17 grandchildren; seven great grandchildren; and her brother, Scott Pierce. She was preceded in death by her second child, Pauline Robinson ‘Robin’ Bush, and her siblings Martha Rafferty and James R. Pierce.

The official funeral schedule will be announced as soon as is practical.”

Barbara Bush was the SLOTUS (Second Lady of the United States) during the Reagan years and  FLOTUS from 1989 to 1993. She was FMOTUS (First Mother of the United States, which really doesn’t work) when George W. Bush was president from 2001 to 2009. And she could’ve been FMOTUS again if her other son Jeb Bush won in 2016.

And there’s a chance Barbara Bush died the same way I want to die: with a cup of the sweet nectar in hand.

Pic: Wenn.com

 

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