Birthday Sluts

July 13, 2018 / Posted by:

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Colton Haynes (30)
Steven R. McQueen (30)
Ida Maria (34)
Aya Cash (36)
Corey Clark (38)
Ladyhawke (39)
Scott Porter (39)
Jessica Barth (40)
Ashley Scott (41)
Deborah Cox (44)
Ken Jeong (49)
Robert Gant (50)
Tom Kenny (56)
Cameron Crowe (61)
Phil Margera (61)
Louise Mandrell (64)
Didi Conn (67)
Daphne Reid (70)
Cheech Marin (72)
Ernő Rubik (74)
Harrison Ford (76)
Robert Forster (77)
Johnny Gilbert (94)
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Night Crumbs

July 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Instagram model, “actress,” and favorite of the dude blogs Emily RideAJetSki showed off the double diamond engagement ring her new husband gave her. It’s pretty if pretty to you is “two CZ stud earrings from Charming Charlie sloppily super-glued together by a half-blind dog in a rush.”Just Jared

The trailer for period piece Oscar bait Mary Queen of Scots is out, and I have one question: Why the hell does Margot Robbie’s Queen Elizabeth I look like Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter? – Lainey Gossip 

Um, okay, but Duchess Meghan still gets to do some acting, like acting like she even thinks of the basic cable show she was on while getting to hop on Prince Hot George’s freckled skin scepter every night – Celebitchy

Porsha Williams found herself a new storyline for next season of Real HouseMesses of AtlantaReality Tea

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There’s Going To Be A Game Show To Pay Off Your Student Loan Debt

July 12, 2018 / Posted by:

TruTV must have looked at that tone-deaf Handmaid’s Tale wine and said to Netflix, “Hold my beer.” There’s no bigger bitch in the world than Sallie Mae, the source of many a drained bank account and who would probably rob a Girl Scout cookie collection box if it meant I’d make my payment on time. For once. Oops. Anyway, because Americans owe upwards of $1.4 million in student loans (and I’m $1.2 trillion of that), someone thought it would be a good idea to come up with a game show where people could pay their loans off. Yeah, because that sounds fun to watch. Continue reading

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Joaquin Phoenix And Rooney Mara Are Too Alternative for Marriage

July 12, 2018 / Posted by:

UsWeekly has an update on the dead-eyed hipster love of Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara.  A source says they are “so in love” but have no plans to marry:

“They’re never going to get married because they think marriage is too mainstream… Joaquin transforms all his girlfriends into being holistic, vegan, spiritual and into saving the world.”

BEEP-BEEP-BEEP! That’s my red-flag warning sensor going the fuck off. Joaquin “transforms” his girlfriends? I’ve always said don’t you ever change for a man. Especially one who looks like he was lost in the woods for a decade. And what the fuck is mainstream about marriage? Only half of couples even succeed at it!

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