Kid Rock Has Allegedly Been Having An Affair With Julie Andrews’ Granddaughter For The Past 10 Years
If you thought “Kid Rock’s Glass Dildo Has Been Subpoenaed In The Insane Clown Posse Harassment Lawsuit” was going to be the most bonkers Kid Rock headline you’d read today you’d be, well, I guess you’d be right but today’s news comes in a close second. Kid Rock has reportedly been having a secret decade long affair with Julie Andrews’ (yes, THE Julie Andrews) granddaughter. InTouch has the exclusive on the affair between the engaged rapper/singer/politician/rodeo clown school dropout KR, and 41 year old Kayti Edwards whose actual granny is Mary Poppins.
Jeffrey Tambor Is Really Unhappy With Amazon And Jill Soloway Decision To Cut Him From “Transparent”
After several months spent investigating the sexual harassment allegations against Jeffrey Tambor, a rep for Transparent confirmed what we all kind of expected would happen: that they’re letting him go. Jeffrey Tambor has responded to his firing, and he’s got a lot to say.
The member of Istanbul’s Don’t Give A Fuck Brigade: Pussy Chapter!
The Facebook group Aww Station (via Sputnik International) has turned a cat in Istanbul into a lazy hero by posting a video of the DGAF pussy calmly taking a little rest right in front of an escalator outside of a busy subway station in Taksim Square. This educational clip will be used in the future when catmanity finally takes over the world (those pussies really need to hurry up before humanity messes up this planet even more, and yes, it’s possible). This video shows that it’s a pussy’s world and humans are just living in it.
The Turkish don’t-give-a-fuck cousin of yesterday’s OP had a leisurely rest in front of a busy escalator and didn’t care that it was in the way of a bunch of worthless human peons, and lounged like it had no care in the world. And the humans knew better than to step to that pussy. The soundtrack for this clip is totally Brooke Candy’s Pussy Make The Rules. “Pussy make the rules, pussy, pussy make the rules” – this pussy.
And although those humans were smart enough not to disturb the overlord of that subway escalator, they’re still on that cat’s shit list. Because they failed to get on their knees and bow at the paws of their future ruler. Big mistake. Huge.
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Brace Yourselves For The “Jennifer Aniston Is Crying Heartbroken Tears On Brad Pitt’s Shoulder ” Stories, Because She And Justin Theroux Have Split Up
Those magazine sources blatantly lied to us all! How will we ever trust magazine sources again! They told us in late-December that everything between Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux was fine, but I guess they took a Christmas break trip to Cabo to do tequila shots off of each other’s stomachs one last time, because they announced today that they’re done with each other after 2 and a half years of marriage and 7 years together.
The Great Value Luke Perry known as Drake Bell went the Great Value Nick Jonas route by doing a video where he rubs on a chick, pretends to go down on her and throws lukewarm sex me eyes at the camera as she gives him a head massage. Since the chick was rubbing all over him, she should’ve squirted a good moisturizer on her hands and rubbed his face (sexy-like, of course) too, because his mug is looking parched – Just Jared
And here’s Drake Bell looking like he’s holding a guinea pig over his crotch – Instagram
The Lifetime version of Meghan Markle has been given a $1 wig worthy of a Lifetime shit show. And let’s not talk about that Prince Cold Ginger-From-A-Box – Lainey Gossip
Speaking of ginger don’ts – Celebitchy