The Boston YMCA can rest easy tonight: Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen’s names will no longer be stinking up the wait-list to use the NordicTrack after work, because the Boston Globe reports their application to join the (*cue Robin Leach voice*) verrrrry exclusive and verrrry Brahmin The Country Club in Chestnut Hill, MA has been accepted.
Clariol’s True-To-Light Makeup Mirror has shattered into a million pieces. Man Bun Ken’s man bun has unraveled. And my current favorite auto-tuned chanteuse, Sarah Dunne, has melted into a puddle of rejection and woe and is at a loss for words. It’s all because they got their asses beat hard in June’s Hot Slut of the Month showdown by Nikos Giannopoulos, the Rhode Island teacher of the year who brought some refreshing gayness and glamour to a White House that’s about as gay as a Miller Lite stain on a Nascar shirt and didn’t acknowledge Pride Month.
Nikos got a whopping 64% of your votes, and far behind in second was Clariol’s True-To-Light Makeup Mirror with 19%. In third was Man Bun Ken with 14%, and in last was Sarah Dunne with 3%. Nikos fanned away the competition and will now go on to the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals in January.
Thanks to everyone who voted. And if you’ve got a HSOTD idea that you don’t think I’ve ever done, stick the tip in my inbox.
Aaron Carter got into some serious trouble on Saturday night in Georgia after he was arrested in Habersham County for DUI and possession of weed and drug accessories. We now have more news regarding Arron’s arrest. In true Carter fashion, it has become a giant ball of drama.
The BBC has announced that the next iteration of the Time Lord known as The Doctor on the tv series Doctor Who will be played by Jodie Whittaker, a known woman. While many fans of the long running series applauded the casting choice, others expressed concern that the actor’s vagina and breasts would deter from their enjoyment of the show and retroactively ruin their childhoods. The role of The Doctor, a fictional character, has historically been played by actors who are not actually Time Lords, and Jodie Whittaker is no exception.
Caitlyn Jenner appeared on The View on Friday and shared her thoughts about the whole Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna situation. The segment included Mischa Barton (who has been the victim of revenge porn), and her lawyer Lisa Bloom, who is also representing Blac Chyna. During the segment, Caitlyn said “Rob was stupid for doing that. He kind of apologized” referencing Rob’s Instagram revenge tantrum. According to People magazine, Caitlyn also said:
I’ve never met Blac Chyna, never met the kid [Dream Kardashian]. Rob, I haven’t really haven’t had a serious conversation with in years. I’ve kind of been out of that scene, so I really can’t comment on what’s going on there.
Hardly a controversial or insightful take, but there you have it: A tepid condemnation of something she has nothing to do with. However, Blac Chyna’s mother, Tokyo Toni, was not having any of it and posted an fiery homophobic and transphobic rant directed at Caitlyn to Instagram in response.
Horror legend (although that word almost doesn’t feel big enough) George A. Romero has died at the age of 77 on Sunday night. His longtime producing partner confirmed the news to The Los Angeles Times on behalf of George’s family that he died after a “brief but aggressive battle with lung cancer.”