Bai Ling and Santa
Michael K / December 14, 2007
Bai Ling and Santa
Michael K / December 14, 2007
Bai Ling and Santa
Michael K / December 14, 2007
Models Should Not Talk
Michael K / December 14, 2007
One of the finalists from "America's Most Smartest Models" on Vh1 is pissed at the network for not defending him. Andre Birleanu is in trouble after 2 women claimed he molested them at Cipriani Downtown in NYC. Andre said Vh1 told him to shut his mouth, but they didn't defend him either.
He told Page Six , "VH1 has not allowed me to comment to the press or to clear my name. They tell me not to say anything, but then they don't stand up for me. I lost a billboard campaign in the middle of Times Square for South Pole. I lost a photo shoot with Target, and a Calvin Klein ad . . . it has been terrible for my career."
"I love the pictures. But VH1 needs to release me from my contract now – I am hot now. I am losing a lot because of VH1. I made them money and they destroyed me."
I am hot now. HAH! Who the fuck talks like that? Only people in porn movies say shit like that. Andre needs to shut his hot Russian mouth already. Just stand there and be hot. Nobody really cares what he has to say or what he thinks. He can say "I am hot" and that's it. Other than that he needs to cheese it!
We'll find out if Andre wins or not this Sunday night. There's no way this bitch is going to win.
Johnny Depp Will Sign Anything
Michael K / December 14, 2007
Johnny Depp has been named the most gracious autograph signer by Autograph Magazine. Johnny will pretty much sign anything and not be a dick about it. Autograph collecters from around the world decided who is the best and who is the worst. George Clooney, John Travolta, Jack Nicholson, Katherine Heigl, Russell Crowe and Dakota Fanning were among the best.
Will Ferrell was named the worst followed by Tobey Maguire, Joaquin Phoeniz, Renee Zellweger, Julie Andrews, ScarJo and Teri Snatcher.
Johnny, really? This is good news! That means when I ask him to sign my ass lips he'll have to do so. Win for me.
This is surprising since Johnny recently said he wants to go away and be forgotten. He said, "I don't want to be a product. Of course you want the movies to do well. But I don't want to know … who's hot now and who's not and who's making this much dough and who's boffing this woman or that one. I want to remain ignorant of all this. I want to be totally outside and far away from all of it."
He also said he has no desire to win an Oscar, "I don't want to get up in front of all these people and thank them. It scares the **** out of me! The nomination was enough for me. I felt very honored. It's not really about the awards, though, it's about the work for me. I just love acting."
God, I love him. I need to track him down and ask for that ass lips autograph already.
Paris Snags Another Hot Dude
Michael K / December 14, 2007
First things skank, what the hell is Paris Hilton wearing?! Who told her that head to toe animal print was hot? Jackie Collins? Her legs look like the crabs finally had enough and attacked her in a rage. Right now they are devoted to her, but it's bound to happen one day.
Paris is still in Germany where she was spotted canoodling with a young model named Julian. Oh poor, young Julian has no idea what's about to hit him. A big wod of the herp!
