Morning Wood
Michael K / December 27, 2007
It's a McDonald's/KFC Christmas for Brangelina and kids – I'm Not Obsessed
Halle Berry is already 8 months pregnant! – Mollygood
What the hell is Reggie Bush still doing with Kim Kardashian? – Bossip
Heidi Klum is being sued – ICYDK
John Cusack and Kevin Spacey look the same! – Popoholic
Posh does not believe in girl power – Jezebel
Maniac football coach – Horny Oyster
Daddy Spears Stays Away
Michael K / December 27, 2007
Jamie Spears stayed in Los Angeles for Christmas and did not spend the holiday with his knocked-up teenage daughter or Lynne Spears. According to UsWeekly Jamie is still pissed off at Lynne for selling their daughter's pregnancy story to Ok! Magazine. A source said that when JL told Lynne about her pregnancy, Lynne immediately suggested they break the story to Ok! Lynne knows that they pay the most.
Jamie is still upset with Lynne, because he works for everything he has. Jamie is a private chef in L.A. A source said, "He doesn't get a dime from his daughters. He busts his ass to take care of himself. That's why he's so furious with Lynne."
Jame did see SPF, Britney and JJ though. He'll take crazy over greedy.
You never EVER see Daddy Spears in pictures or anything. I once saw him on an episode of "Dr. 90210," because I think he's personal chef to one of the Maloof daughters or some shit like that. He sort of looks like Freddy Krueger, but he seems like the most sane of the Spears, so I'll let him be.
I Didn’t Even Know He Was Married! Did I Care?
Michael K / December 27, 2007
Brendan Fraser and his wife, Afton, are calling it a day on their 9-year marriage. The two got hitched in 1998 and currently have three kids. Their spokeswhore told the Associated Press, "They continue to maintain a close and caring friendship. " Yes, because boring people do that. Not boring people fight and throw shit at each other and slander their ex-partner's name in the press. That's what I call excitement.
Brendan Fraser used to be attractive right? When the hell did he get ran over by the ugly train? This picture above was taken last year and I already see the ugly popping out. No wonder his wife left him! Naw, I'm so mean. She didn't leave him because he's ugly. She left him because he has no career.
Raz B Takes It Back
Michael K / December 27, 2007
Raz B claimed his former manager, Chris Stokes, had raped and molested him when he was 11 until B2K broke up. Raz said on several tapes leaked onto YouTube that Chris made him perform in orgies with other members of the group, other groups, managers and agents. Chris denied the claims and now Raz B is taking back his statement.
Raz B is now saying the allegations are not true. So he’s basically saying he made it all up.
My only question is? How much did he get to take it back? I hope it was a lot, because now he looks like a damn fool.
Is Chris Hansen from To Catch A Predator hosting Candid Camera editions of his show now?
So Long, Jeanne Carmen!
Michael K / December 27, 2007
Jeanne Carmen passed away from lymphoma in Irvine, CA her son has confirmed She was 77. Jeanne was best known as being a 1950s pinup turned actress. She starred in several B-movies. She claims to have had affairs with Frank Sinatra and other Hollywood types.
She was also best known as one of Marilyn Monroe's best friends and let it be known. She would tell anyone and everyone about Marilyn's secrets. I loved Jeanne.
The Best News Ever!
Michael K / December 27, 2007
Paris Hilton's Hawaiin vacation is probably not as sweet today. Yesterday, her granddaddy, Barron Hilton, announced yesterday that he will donate 97% of his $2.3 Billion fortune to charity. This includes all created trusts.
That money will be placed in a charitable trust that will eventually benefit the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, raising its total value to about $4.5 billion. The foundation will help the homeless with housing and finding safe water. It will also help in developing countries.
That charity does not include helping the selfish dumb whore skanks of the world therefore Paris is ASSED OUT!
Hopefully this skank has a good 401K put together, because that bitch is gonna need it. She only has a few moments left before the people buying her shit now realize that everything she touches turns to caca.
She's totally asking that parrot for a loan.
Source: Reuters