The Tara Connor Diaries

/ December 28, 2007
 
Tara Connor is planning to write a memoir on her experiences and life's lessons. Yeah, like how sucking Donald Trump's dick can get you almost anything. 22-year-old Tara completed 31 days in rehab after she stories about her partying ways ass Miss USA surfaced. Tara kept her crown and now she thinks she's some poster child for recovered addicts.  
 
She told Matt Lauer on "Today" that she's going to be brutally honest, because she's an "open book." 
 
Tara should skip the writing part and just publish all the pictures of her being a drunken, cokehead slut. Now that I would buy!  
 
VIA People
 
 
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The Spellings Publicity Tour

/ December 28, 2007
 
Tori Spelling, her creepy husband, Dean's son and baby Liam were out shopping in Beverly Hills again yesterday. They say shopping, but I say getting some free publicity in. Liam is actually really cute. He looks like a baby Aaron Spelling. I'm sort of glad he doesn't look entire like Dean, because that bitch is creepy.
 
He dresses like my UPS delivery dude.  My UPS dude never wears a uniform. It's always like jeans, a douche chain and the UPS jacket. Wait…..maybe he's not with UPS and there's a bomb in my package! I wouldn't doubt it.
 
 
 
 
 
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