Here's Britney shopping at Virgin Megastore in Sunset Blvd last night. What is she trying to do, boost her CD sales by buying 30,000 copies of her own album? Seriously, that coffee table coaster tanked hardcore. Maybe she'll use all those extra CDs to make ornaments for next year. It looks like she took tips from Asshole Simpson, when caught in an embarrassing predicament she busts out in a country ho-down.

Wenn