Priscilla Ceballos is that cholita bitch mom who helped her 6-year-old write an essay in a contest for Hannah Montana tickets. Priscilla's daughter won. The problem is the essay was a lie. The girl said her daddy died while fighting in Iraq. I've become obsessed with Priscilla. Mostly because she looks like one of my cholita friends was junior high school. That bitch had my back. Anyway, Priscilla was on "Today" this morning where she explained herself. She had to read her thoughts from a piece of paper, because she's fucking stupid! Well that and she was nervous, I guess. 

 

She apologized and said she didn't mean it. She apologized to the troops and said it was only meant to be a Christmas story. She said,  “I sincerely apologize to those people who feel misled because of my bad judgment. I helped my daughter write an essay that was not true. It was not my intention to mislead. I just wanted to help my daughter write a compelling story. There is no more compelling story than the struggle and sacrifices of our military and their families. I apologize to our military and their families.”

 

Priscilla also said her life has been turned upside down. “I’ve had to move out of my home. I’ve received a lot of bad — a lot of harassment all over the Internet. I’ve been forced to close down my MySpace page. I have not been able to eat or sleep well. I have been very depressed.”

 

Close down her MySpace?! That's awful! You know how those fake cholas love their MySpaces.  

 

I forgive you Priscilla! Your new cholita name is "Fake Girl" and we can go get tear drop tattoos together. No we haven't been in the slammer, but they will make us look tougher.

 

Fake Girl just be honest. You're pissed you got caught! You want to take the razor you keep in your hair and cut a bitch up. It's ok.  

 

Click here if you care to see Fake Girl on Today

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jakey G did not look happy having his picture taken while eating with one of his hags at Joan's On Third in West Hollywood yesterday. Reese isn't going to be happy. She wants to be his on and only beard. Sorry Reese! Jake has a lot of fake straight-love to give.

 

 

 

 

 

Vivica Fox has denied that there's a tape floating out there of her sucking some dude's dick. The video was allegedly taken with a cell phone. SandraRose reported that Atlanta radio dj, Porsche Foxx, said Vivica contacted the police when she learned the tape leaked. Porsche denied she ever said that and also denied she ever said Vivie had a sex tape. The Atlanta police denied they have any claims from Vivie. So everyone's denying! 

 

A video has been going around that some think may be this infamous oral video. Personally, I can't fucking tell. The hairline looks wack, but that could be ho. It's probably some porn trick pretending to be her. It's Vivica Cocks! Click here to see the video if you care, but it's a tad NSFW

 

Source & Molloy