Just what she needs! Dr. Phil visited Brit Brit this morning before she was released from the hospital and he's apparently trying to get her on his show for Monday. TMZ reports that the Dr. Phil Show had already planned to do a Brit special shooting on Monday and airing on Wednesday and now she may appear on the show. Dr. Phil's hit the jackpot! He's so happy that he's probably doing the cabbage patch.

 

Leave it to Brit to seek help from Dr. Insane. He's probably agreeing with everything she says just so he can land her on his show. "You say you want meth? Yes Brit whatever you say. You say you want Starbucks to do a meth flavored frapp? I will make it happen…just sign on the dotted line…"

 

She would probably receive better treatment from fucking Dr. Doolittle than Dr. Phil.

 

 

Yeah, he's only concerned about his checking account. Let's be real.

 

 

 

Save yourselves!

 

WTF?!!!!!! The Insider and ET are reporting that Brit is out of the hospital! Sources tell them she was released this morning via an underground tunnel. Oh shit! Hopefully that tunnel goes straight to the damn looney bin. So much for Brit getting the help she needs. Bitch had me fooled! Hospital sources said there was no reason to keep her there anymore. Yeah more like they couldn't take her biting and scratching at them. Too crazy for their asses. It gets better.

 

Dr. Phil also visited her this morning. Oh shit, no wonder she's crazy!

 

UPDATE: TMZ confirms she was released and said she fucking pitched a major fit this morning, tearing out her IV. She was released without notifying any of the principles. The 72-hour hold she was placed on can be broken if the hospital believes she is no longer in danger. The Insider reports Brit asked the hospital to release her. Dr. Phil reportedly walked her to her car.

 

 

Get ready to be turned on. NOT. One of Dog The Bounty Hunter's sidekicks, Tim Chapman, turned himself into police after he was caught naked in the back of his pickup truck by a shopping center security guard performing a lewd act. That sentence was fucking beautiful.

 

I'm guessing the "lewd act" was jacking off. The security guard told him to put his clothes back on and get out of the truck. Tim did as told and then got into his truck and sped off. The security guard recognized him from the show and told police. 

 

Tim's lawyer claims it's all just a misunderstanding. He said, "It was simply a man who wet his pants with orange juice inadvertently and was changing them, doing nothing wrong at all and believing he had sufficient privacy to do it."

 

Spilled juice! I spill the juice every night too. I spill the juice in the shower sometimes too. I've never spilled the juice in the back up a pickup though.

 

You know that dog in the picture above is thinking "I hope he doesn't spill the juice!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

TMZ and E! are both reporting that Brit Brit suffers from some sort of bipolar disorder. Brit tested negative for drugs and booze, so her meltdown was completely mental. Nobody's surprised by this. Family members tell E!'s Planet Gossip that Brit has not been following doctor's orders to treat her mental illness.

 

A source said, "This was going on before the head shaving. She wouldn’t listen to anyone. She said she knew what she was doing.”

 

She is still at Cedars on a 72-hour hold and the law is currently in charge of her until then. When the 72-hours are up it will be determined if they need to keep her longer although that's extremely rare. Patients are usually released and let back into the wild after 72-hours. PageSix.com reports that she is under sedation and refusing visitors. Her parents and her little sister are apparently at the hospital with her.

 

There's also a bunch of rumors going around on what happened that night, who was in the house, how did it happen…blah blah blah? What's to know? She finally snapped and was sent to the hospital! The kids are fine and hopefully she's going to get the help that she needs. That's if she listens to their asses.

 

This is totally raining on my parade. It was seriously all fun and games and now it's just plain sad. That bipolar shit is not be fucked with. I've known some bipolaries (I made that word up, I think) in my life and that crap is not an easy ride. I've wanted to slap a few of them, but you just have to be patient with their crazy asses. They can't help it most of the time.

 

Some think it could be post-partum depression? Having babies will fuck with you like that?! Damn, remind me to have my tubes tied. Yes, it's impossible for me to get knocked up, but you never can be too fucking careful.

 

Brit, listen to those doctor bitches, take your meds, watch some Hallmark Hall of Fame movies and then move far….far….far away! I'll keep a Frapp on ice.

 

 

 

 

Oh please! He totally called the paps! Michael Lohan met Lindsay Lohan at JFK yesterday. Linds was returing from Italy where she was being honored for being a skank mess at the Capri Film Festival. Linds and daddy gave a each other little hug and then Linds gave the paps a little ass action when she crawled into the backseat of her SUV. I think I see tampon string! That may be her g. 

 

I always wondered who the hell buys their clothes at "Men's Warehouse" and now I know…it's Michael Lohan!  

 

 

 

 

Wenn , Splash