Sharon Osbourne needs to shut her damn fug trap. I usually love her ass, but lately she’s been on my last nerve. This time she’s going after Madonna and comparing doll-faced, David Banda, to a Louis Vuitton bag. She told Howard Stern, “She bought a baby for God’s sake. It’s like getting a Louis Vuitton handbag.”
“It’s a crock of shit. If she wants to help the kid she should have got the father a little trade going, a fruit stand or something like that and built him a mud hut. If the kid is sick then get him a doctor, what was the father supposed to do, he can’t read or write. She should have left him in his own culture, that is what I say. Madonna should have given the money to an orphanage, got them a 24-hour paramedic. She bought a baby for God’s sake.”
Um, excuse me Sharon “used to be a fat hog” Osbourne. What the hell have you done lately? I sort of agree with her, but Sharon has a lot of money and she could easily do something to help children and has she? No! Madge is a hag face, but at least she’s trying to do something with all her cash and celebrity. Sharon is just going on radio shows running her mouth. Bitch needs to go back being a fat hog, so she can stuff that mouth with a Philly cheesesteak to keep it shut.
Damn I want a cheesesteak.
Here’s Jude Law at a photocall with Robin Wright Penn for his new film “Breaking and Entering.” Jude probably hasn’t slept for 15 days and is only surviving on Cookie Crisp. Well, that’s what he looks like anyway. He had a moment where he was hot and had every boy/woman/dog/alien sweating at the crotch. Now is not the case. Bitch is haggard. That being said, I’d hit it hard.
Dakota Fanning is seen here at last night’s CMT Giants Honoring Reba. She is finally dressing her age, 12. Dakota had a moment where she was totally creepy. Those Vogue pictures gave me nightmares for weeks. That movie where she has a sex scene and appears topless hasn’t come out yet, so until then I will cherish wholesome Dakota. I’m going to cut her some slack, because being 12 sucks in general and doing it in the public eyes is even worse.
Seeing Dolly Parton always puts a smile on my face and a little soul in my hole. No idea what that means, but let’s go with it. Yes, she’s had a little work but she admits it! She’s just country y’all! Here she is at CMT Giants Honoring Reba. Dolly is beautiful inside and out and she can never do no wrong. Ok, the make-up is a little wrong…..oh shit…I’ll stop!
Last season’s American Idol contained a little snot-nosed, fake-haired, phoney-accent, dumb-ass bitch named Kellie Pickler. Kick Pickler! Each week that I was subjected to her ass I wanted to jump through my TV and sock her in the bagina. She literally made the drums in my ears explode into a million little pieces. Well, she’s back to taunt me some more. Here’s the new single from her debut album. This song is probably one of Carrie Underwood’s cast-offs. The video looks like it was shot on a camcorder for $50. Kellie got that $50 from sucking off a High School Football team. Yeah, I’m bitter cause I thought that ho was gone for good!!!