Birthday Sluts

/ October 28, 2006

Joaquin Phoenix (32)
Justin Guarini (28)
Julia Roberts (39)
Jamie Gertz (41)
Daphne Zuniga (44)
Lauren Holly (43)
Bill Gates (51)
Dennis Franz (62)
Jane Alexander (67)
Joan Plowright (77)

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Pole Dancing for Kids!

/ October 27, 2006

This is awesome! Tesco (a grocery chain) in the UK has pulled a pole-dancing kit for kids after getting complaints from parents. The kit sells for around $100 and includes a chrome pole, a garter and a DVD that shows girls some sexy moves.

Here’s how it’s described: “Unleash the sex kitten inside…simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go! Soon you’ll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars.”

Tesco has removed the product from its kids section, but will sell it in its fitness section. LOL!

I’m totally getting this for my 6-year-old Goddaughter. This is ridic. Hey, times are tough and if you have two legs…you can wrap them around a pole and make some cash for your family!

Thanks Geoffrey

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Afternoon Crumbs

/ October 27, 2006

Julia Roberts get help for a weird breast mole – A Socialite’s Life
A truly hideous Parasite Hilton photo – The Bastardly
Blohan is permanently strung out – Mollygood
The celebrity mouth twins – Cityrag
Blohan’s soon-to-be neighbors are dreading her move-in day – Hollywood Rag
Jessica Simpson’s totally into MySpace – Egotastic!
Asshole Simpson’s new BFF knows how to get her picture taken – IDLYITW
Carmen Electra will do anything – Popbytes
Jennifer Aniston actually wins an award – Popsugar
Mischa Barton gets banged – Just Jared

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I’ll Do Her Dirty Work

/ October 27, 2006

Kate Winslet said that she became sick when she had to perform a sex scene in her new movie, Little Children. Kate exposed her saggy breasts for the scene with Patrick Wilson.

She said, “When you get up in the morning and you know you are going to have to go to work and take your clothes off it’s the worst day of your life. You feel awful. You feel sick. And you remind yourself you must never agree to do this again.”

I can’t relate. If I knew I was doing a sex scene with the hotness that is Patrick Wilson, I wouldn’t be able to sleep a wink. It would be like when you’re 6-years-old and know you’re going to Disneyland the next morning. They would have to get security, Shanna Moakler and a crew of sting rays in the room to peel me off his fine ass.


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