Xtina loves the booze and I love her for it – Mollygood
Val Kilmer salad dressing? – Radar
Chestica Simpson camel toe – BWE
Babyshambles forced to play parking lots? – SOW
Is Superman going to be in the Harold & Kumar sequel? – Coming Soon
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Paris Hilton reunited with her other BFF, Nicole Richie, at last night’s VW party in Los Angeles. Yeah, it was some car party or something. The pair quickly went past the line hand in hand. These two make more sense together. This is Paris’ real boyfriend.
This is so stupid! A judge ruled today that Human rights organizations will help to decide if Madge is good enough to adopt David Banda. Judge Andrew Nyirenda ruled in favor of 67 Malawian human rights groups that want to assess if she is good enough to take care of a kid.
Madge and Guy Ritchie are currently one-month into a 14-month interim adoption. They were allowed to bring the baby home even though Malawi rules state that couples must go through an evaluation for a minimum of 18-months in Malawi.
One of the rights groups said, “I must stress that all along we have not been against the adoption but we only wanted Malawi’s adoption laws clarified and followed to the letter,” said Justin Dzonzi, a lawyer and chairman of the Human Rights Consultative Commission. “Today’s ruling gives us the opportunity to clear (up) some gray areas surrounding adoption laws in Malawi.”
Just leave her alone! I’m sure that little boy is happy to be in the lap of luxury and is pissed that these groups are trying to ruin it for him. Ugh, don’t they have better things to do? I mean Madge grosses me out, but I have to say that I’m on her side.
Cameron Diaz frustrates boyfriend Justin Timberlake, because there’s nothing wrong with her. Justin doesn’t want to marry her, but according to Cam he can’t find anything wrong with her. I can.
She said, “I don’t know if I do anything to annoy Justin. Nothing. I’m perfect. That’s probably what drives him crazy!”
She wasn’t kidding. This dumb skank truly believes she’s perfection. She’s perfect alright, a perfect waste of space!
Kid Rock claims that his lengthy and satisfying marriage to Pamela Anderson ended, because he was sick of staying home with the kids while she partied. It was reported that the reason for the failure of their relationship was due to Kid’s insane jealousy of Borat. Ahaha. Anyway, a friend close to Kid says it had nothing to do with that.
“Bob rearranged his life for Pamela. He moved from Detroit – something he said he would never do – and moved his son to L.A. to be with her. Pamela would go out almost every night and end up at [photographer] David LaChapelle’s studio. Bob was home alone with the three kids.”
Basically, it comes down to both of them being trash. Sometimes two pieces of trash just don’t work out. You would think that their individual trashiness would cancel each other. I have no idea what I’m talking about, ignore me.
Guess what? Britney Spears went out without panties again. She must be allergic. I’m over her and I”m over her nasty-ass cooch! I’m not going to post the pictures, but visit ICYDK to see what we’ve already seen a zillion times! I guess she stopped at a gas station in Malibu and exposed her nastiness to the photographers. Paris Hilton was not with her. This was probably her midterm. I’m sure Paris is watching from afar and very proud!
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