Are times a tough at the Bonham Carter/Burton household or something? Helena Bonham Carter’s dress looks like it was made using leftover Christmas wrapping paper. Poor thing. Johnny Depp is sex in a Salvation Army suit, but I just don’t know about that hair. It only bring one person to mind…KEN PAVES! Johnny do yourself a favor and cut the Paves out of your life.

Here’s these two wrecks at the Sweeney Todd premiere in London today.