Got Milk? ads are not right – Popbytes

So Healthy! Kiki enjoys a smoke after yoga class – I’m Not Obsessed

Donda West probably died from heart disease – Mollygood

Michael Stipe hearts Huckabee, but he’s not sure why – Towleroad

What hooker store did Tila Tequila get this outfit at? – Derek Hail

Toni Collette & Stella McCartney have babies – Celebitchy

Halle Berry in February’s InStyle Magazine – ICYDK

Britney Spears returned yesterday from her quick Mexican romp with that pap dude. They stayed one night and went shopping where BS bought a Gucci knock-off. Dumb Dumb probably thought it was real. I bet you the bitch that sold it to her jacked up the price like ten times. Why not?

Brit and Adnan were out last night and by “out” I mean visiting gas stations. They picked up snacks and then headed back to her house. Brit waited in the car with her dog. Which dog is that? That dog is looking haggard. I’m not surprised. Seriously, you could get a cup of grease out of that dog’s hair.

In other BS news, UsWeekly reports that on that fateful night Jayden James had bites and bruises on him. When police arrived they found Brit holding JJ in her bathroom. The door was not locked and they simply strolled in. Police found bites and bruises on JJ, but KFed’s bodyguard said it came from SPF. Yeah, just normal sibling biting. Hey, I threw a Barbie car at my sister’s head. Several times. Seriously though you know Brit bit him, because there was a little Frapp on his skin. Joking. Jeebus!

I bet you she got married in Mexico. Well, after she went on her pill shopping spree. She wants to hit all the tabloid covers again next week.

Image:INFDaily.com

Sugababes member, Amelle Berrabah, was arrested after she allegedly attacked a neighbor’s car. A neighbor of Amelle’s sister’s claimed her car was damaged after a dispute with the two girls. 23-year-old Amelle denies she beat up the car, but she was arrested and questioned anyway. She was released and will have to return next month.

Let’s see….Amelle has been arrested for girl fighting in clubs. Her boyfriend allegedly raped her sister and she took him back. The same boyfriend recently almost had his arm hacked off with a machete and now this? All this in just one year. Import this girl over here STAT!

She’s starting 2008 with a bang! I can’t wait what she brings us in the year to come.

You can tell Amelle is a hoodrat. It probably took them hours of work and thousands of dollars to make her look like that. They probably had to remove razors from her hair, cover all her bruises with make-up and remove the beach scene from her Lee Press-On nails. Love this crazy bitch.

Source: The Sun

Tommy Girl needs to change Katie Holmes’ microchip, because homegirl is saying weird shit. Katie attended Glamour’s V-Day kickoff event in Beverly Hills yesterday and started talking crazy about Suri. She told People, “She’s a very strong woman. I’m very proud of her.”

Earth to alien bride! Suri is a little girl not a damn woman. Tommy probably programmed Katie to say that about him and there was a little glitch in her system. Yes, Tommy Girl is a strong woman. Suri is not.

Katie went on to say, “She’s actually teaching me a lot – probably more than I’m teaching her. She’s very smart and strong. And really magical.”

It doesn’t surprise me that Suri knows more than Katie. Suri is a super robot and Katie is just a regular one. Seriously, Katie Holmes is the creepiest person ever. She doesn’t have one original thought. Everything she says is so rehearsed. Someone needs to throw a glass of water on her and see if she malfunctions.

The Super Bowl may finally bring real talent to their halftime show. TV Guide’s Michael Ausiello reports that the incomparable Paula Abdul is in talks with Fox to perform during the Super Bowl. Paula may perform her new song with fellow American Idol judge Randy Jackson. They are in rehearsals for the video right now. It’s off his upcoming Music Vol. 1 CD.

If this news is true Paula will be joining Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Mary .J Blige and Maroon 5 as Super Bowl performers.

I will only be into this if Paula scraps her duet with Randy and instead performs her greatest hits wearing her old outfits like the one above. They can brush Arsenio Hall off from whatever tomb he’s living in and bring him back as Scat Cat. They also need to liquor Paula up before the performance and turn off her backtrack. Paula singing live and drunk would be the best show ever.

I’m guessing this is all just a rumor and not happening. That means they better get a camera crew over to wherever Paula’s at, because when she learns she isn’t doing the Super Bowl she’s going to have an epic meltdown. She doesn’t take bad news lightly.

Where’s God when you need him?