Shauna Sand: Mother Of The Millenium

/ January 11, 2008

How long before Shauna Sand’s daughters are wearing her lucite platforms to school? Shauna Sand got her daughter’s whore ready for a Kitson fashion show last night. They were covered in Wet ‘N Wild, because they were in the fashion show. This isn’t their day look. At least I hope not. They are just as elegant and sophisticated as she is.

Looks like everyone in the Shauna Sand family is addicted to the MAC counter. Her boyfriend, Ramon Ray, is wearing more eyeliner than she is.

Like whore mother like daughter!

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These People Are Still Alive?

/ January 11, 2008

I’m going to take a wild guess and say that executives came up with this next idea during an acid binge. Important meetings should not be conducted with the Grateful Dead playing in the background. PageSix.com reports that there are plans for a Sanjaya variety show with his sister. The show will be called “The Sanjaya and Shyamali Show.” Creative! It should be called “The Gong Show,” because that’s what it’s going to be like. People are going to boo the hell out of these two hacks.

Sanjy’s manager said they are talking to MTV for a pilot. He is also working on a CD. Can we pass a new law that when American Idol ends each season all the contestants must never be heard from again.

I have a better idea for MTV. Dumb that skank Tila Tequila and replace her with Sanjaya for “A Shot At Love 2.” It’s pretty obvious that Sanjy is strictly dickly even though he claims he likes the puss. I want to see him struggle with his thirst for dick.

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Jessica Alba Has Everything, But A Personality

/ January 11, 2008

Jessica Alba has it all and wants you to know it. At yesterday’s Glamour Magazine event she told People,It’s the best time ever. I have two movies coming out, a baby, a fiancé – everything.” Some fiance. I wouldn’t exactly call Cash Warren a major catch. This chick should be one of Tom Cruise’s concubine. She’s just as delusional as Katie Holmes.

She also said that she’s taking a break from acting. “I don’t know if anyone wants me in their movies [when I’m] six months pregnant. I’ll get the fire and I’ll want to work again, but right now it’s a time to relax and sit back.”

Alba please join JLo and retire forever. Alba ruins movies. She has the acting skills of a wet turd.

Here’s Alba on a photo shoot yesterday and later attending that Glamour event. Mia Farrow she is not. Those kitty in wigs look better than she does.

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