Pete Doherty won’t be serving any jail time for possession of heroin and crack a judge ruled today. The 27-year-old wreck will only have to pay $1,525 in fines and court costs. Kate Moss will cover that, because you know ho is broke as a joke. The judge also told him not to drive for 4 months and Pete like promised really bad that he wouldn’t.
Which arrest was this one for? It was for an April arrest when he was arrested just three hours after he was sentenced for another charge.
How is this happening?! I honestly don’t know how many times this trash ball has been arrested. If I would guess…I’d say 4,567 times. Yeah, that’s a low ball figure. Blohan needs to move to London immediately. She could probably get away with snorting coke right in front of the courthouse!
Nicole Kidman reunited with her husband, Keith Urban. Keith checked into the Betty Ford Center in Palm Springs, CA on October 19th to treat his alcohol abuse. Keith is apparently still seeking out-patient treatment.
The couple were spotted at the Polo Lounge in Los Angeles yesterday. They celebrated with a pitcher of martinis…just kidding! I’m sure Keith had a shirley temple.
Congrats to Keith for finishing the program! Now keep off the sauce! Source
George Clooney’s beloved pot-bellied pig, Max, has passed away. 300-lb Max lived with George in Los Angeles for over 18 years. George told USA Today that he passed away while he was out of town working.
George said, “He just died, like an hour ago. He was as old a pig as the vets had ever seen. I was really surprised, because he’s been a big part of my life.”
Max is now in that big, giant pig trough in the sky! He will be missed!!!
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