Jennifer Lopez, Skeletor, Jim Carrey, Jada Pinkett Smith and Brooke Shields have arrived in Rome for TomKat’s big wedding bonanza which starts tomorrow and continued through the weekend. Katie’s parents also arrived and our among the 500 guests including Posh and Becks.
Katie’s father said, “We are very excited for Tom and Katie!” How much did they give him to say that? Poor thing.”
Marc looks like he didn’t get a wink of sleep on that flight, actually a wink sleep ever in his life. But what has changed?
These shots are from Angelina Jolie shooting at an Indian school today for the Mariane Pearl biopic. Hundreds of people gathered to watch, but her bodyguards didn’t like it. They started shoving small school children, pushing parents and shouting racial slurs at them.
A witness said, “The guards of the stars threatened the parents that they should not come in. He pushed a small student and abused us as ‘bloody Indians’.”
The production company claims that there was some confusion and some people were mistaken as paparazzi. Little kids?! Damn, they start them young over there. This isn’t the first time her hired help has caused problems. They have already caused a crash and beaten up a photographer.
Totally off, but do you think they use different wigs? That thing must be so musty by now with bugs living in it and shit.
Chris Brown performed Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” at last night’s World Music Awards. As you know Jacko failed his big comeback attempt. He came out and song a few bars of “We are the World,” but sounded like hell according to witnesses. Chris wasn’t even born when this song came out. He looks fine, but how fucking cheap. They should’ve just shown the video.
*Images were removed by request and replaced with pregnant Britney. The images were basically of Brit boarding a plane with JJ’s foot shown.
These pictures aren’t that exciting, but are of Britney Spears, JJ and SPF leaving Kentwood yesterday. No word on where they are headed. We get to see JJ’s feet. Woooo…feet! I guess it’s extra exciting for those of you with foot fetishes, well baby foot fetishes. Ugh. I think she’s trying to look like Daphne from Scooby Doo with her new hair.
The latest trailer of the final Rocky “Rocky Balboa” is out and I’m not sure I care. I mean, it looks kind of boring. Sylvester Stallone is back as the title character and is joined by Milo Ventimiglia as his son. It comes out right before Christmas on December 22nd. I mean he doesn’t even say “Yo Adrian.” He should at least say “Yo Bengay” or whatever the old peeps are using.
KFed has been on a rampage scribbling hateful poems to Britney Spears and cursing her out in his shows, but could he want her back? According to reports he needs his cash cow back. He has apparently been calling her non-stop to try and get her to take him back.
A source said, “He sent flowers and chocolates to Britney, but she asked an assistant to put them somewhere where she wouldn’t have to look at them. He’s also left voice messages, singing her love poems, but Britney hasn’t replied.”
Britney is serious this time and asks that any trace of him be put away. She also back on speaking terms with Madonna. She called her moments before her divorce went public to let her know. The two have apparently talked since.
Of course he’s gonna want her ass back. His future consists of living in a motel in Indio,CA and bussing tables at night at their local casino.