Lane Garrison gets on his knees and prays – TMZ
The Scientologists want Jlo – IDLYITW
Ahahah! some circus ahole gets his thumb bitten off by a crock – SAYOR
It’s Shania Twain and I’m not sure why – Hollywood Tuna
Mischa Barton’s new weave kicks off her Keds campaign – Popsugar
Men would rather hit on Jessica Simpson’s mother than her – Hollywood Rag
Seriously is Jennifer Connelly pregnant? – Just Jared
Britney’s crotch gets dangerously close to showing itself again – Cityrag
Bette Midler sounds off on Britney and I’m not sure anyone cares – A Socialite’s Life
Jessica Biel’s new body – Egotastic!
Aniston’s rep bitchslaps a certain blogger, if you ignore it..it will go away – Celebrity Nation
Justin Timberlake will never want Brit Brit back again – Popbytes
Check out Nerve to see myself and other bloggers give sex advice. Ignore the picture, I look FAT!
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Posh Beckham, JLo and Skeletor all had a meal together at Wolfgang Puck’s The Cut restaurant in Los Angeles last night. Well, the rest had a meal while Posh drank Diet Coke. She doesn’t like the taste of water you know. What on Earth do these people talk about?
Methinks Katie just grins and never blinks, Posh looks down a lot and looks at herself in the silver knife, Tom flirts with Skeletor and JLo goes on and on about her empire.
Since they obviously wanted to be scene they really should’ve called in a stylist and had all their looks put together. They are a mess.
Take a moment from jacking off to pictures of Sylvester Stallone and vote for November’s Hot Slut of the Month! We’ve got Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira, Socialite Casey Johnson, Tom from MySpace, Vivica Fox’s plastic face and the hotness that is Rose McGowan.
Happy Voting! Results will be announced on Monday.
VOTING IS CLOSED Y’ALL!
Mary J. Blige picked up 8 Grammy nominations today. Red Hot Chili Peppers received 6. The awards will be announced February 11, 2007 in Los Angeles. Justin Timberlake, Mary, James Blunt, Chris Brown, KT Tunstall, Amy Lee, Ludacris, Corinne Bailey Rae and Rascal Flatts announced the nominations this morning.
Album of the year nominees went to the Dixie Chicks, Gnarls Barkley, John Mayer, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Justin Timberlake.
American Idol winner Carrie Underwood was nominated for best new artist.
Click here for a full list of the nominees!
Unfortunately, Parasite Hilton sucked the wrong dicks and didn’t receive one nomination.
It’s a slow news day. Keira Knightley doesn’t look half bad leaving her London home on 12/7. At least the photographer wasn’t nice enough to get too close. He probably loves his lense too much. She looks like she has cotton mouth.