Guess what? Amy Wino showed up to Blaaaake’s hearing today looking thirty shades of mess. I don’t know why anyone is surprised. This is her look. Get used to it. Anyway, the trial of the crack century started today in London. Blaake is facing charges for allegedly bribing a witness in another case with cash. Wino showed up 5-minutes before the first hearing ended and she interrupted it by screaming to her husband, “I love you, handsome. Gorgeous, I love you.” Was she talking to Blaaake, because I’ve seen his snaggled tooth ass and he’s neither gorgeous or handsome.

During the hearing Blaaake’s lawyer said he would plead not guilty. Great. That means we’re going to get a long ass trial with Wino’s beautiful body showing up every single day muttering crazy talk. It’s nice to see the ballet slippers though. They haven’t been getting the attention they deserve lately. They’ve been shown up by that crack mop on top of Wino’s head.

Source: The Sun