As usual, there’s ten million Britney stories today, so let’s just round ’em up in one quick swoop. It’s less painless that way.

It was reported that Brit was looking to sue the photographer that sold pictures of her and the boys to OK! Magazine for a reporter $1 million. Brit’s camp claims the photographer, Dani Brubaker, did not have the right to make them public. MSNBC’s The Scoop claims this ain’t so. Apparently, Brit was in on it. A source told them that Britney loves it and doesn’t plan to sue. “She’s a savvy fox. The week she loses her kids, these pictures that were taken months ago suddenly show up. It’s brilliant. She knew what was going to happen (with that custody hearing) and how she’d fight back.”

Savvy fox? More like beat down possum.

Britney is also planning to host a part next month in Beverly Hills. She will host the Scandinavian Style Mansion reports People. The dude that founded the event confirmed that Brit will be doing it. He said, “I am beyond excited because the experience she gave everyone in December was amazing. She absolutely made my event.”

Wait, did she say “yes” in a British or Southern accent? Because if it’s the British accent then she has no idea what he’s talking about and will probably not show up. Shit, she won’t show up anyway.

Dr. Phil has apologized for making any statements about Brit Brit. He said, “Was it helpful to the situation? Regrettably, no. It was not, and I have to acknowledge that and I do. I definitely think if I had it to do over again, I probably wouldn’t make any statement at all. Period.”

Speaking of period…..No! I won’t show those pictures, so stop sending that ungodly shit to me already. If you don’t know what I’m talking about then consider yourself lucky. Oh and Dr. Phil can go to hell.

Finally! Brit’s assistant, Carla, has been fired and apparently looking to tell-all. Carla was there during the breakdown and through a lot of juicy moments.

Yes Carla, TELL ALL. Now!

The grey is coming early for Colin Farrell and it’s got me worried. He’s only 31! I guess I have to give him some points for not being a slave to vanity and taking a box of Feria to his mop, but still. That shit is scary. You know the pubes look like a steel scouring pad.

I miss the old one Colin actually. The Colin who would beat down photogs and sleep with skanks. The nicer and gentler Colin is so yawnsville. So….here’s Colin kicking off Sundance last night. Yes, it’s that time of year. It’s where serious film actors and drunk party girls collide in Utah.

Colin was there to promote “In Bruges.”