Paula Abdul has released a clip of her new single called “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow.” It’s the song she will perform during the Super Bowl. If you didn’t tell me it was new, I would’ve figured it was one of her old tracks. The 90s is coming back to me.

Someone please tell Paula to quit the music game and stay in the reality TV game. Specifically, she needs to get back to that shipwreck reality show of hers.

It also sounds like a robot Paula. Does anybody sing without major effects anymore? Fuck. It sounds like she’s singing in front of an electric fan.

Nothing will ever live up to Forever Your Girl.

It was first played on KIIS-FM this morning.

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What’s under the tuna? It’s probably got Penny Cruz salivating – Hollywood Tuna

No wonder Marilyn Manson wears so much make-up – Just Jared

Leelee Sobieski flashes the pink – Egotastic!

Leo DiCaprio and Lukas Haas are best girlfriends forever – Popsugar

Ashley Tisdale dresses in her finest to get coffee (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Brad Pitt has never looked hotter – Cityrag

Tracey Edmonds kids hate Eddie Murphy – Hollywood Rag

Fergie’s fly is open – A Socialite’s Life

Kathy Griffin will host the gayest airline flight ever – Towleroad

Jeremy Piven makes a play for Von Teese – Mollygood

Fun times. Last night on “Celebrity Rehab” was the detox episode. The girls seemed to handle it well, but Jeff Conaway was still being possessed by the devil known as Oxycontin or whatever the hell he takes. I think he takes everything. Jeff makes me never want to touch anything remotely narcotic again. He scared me straight! Ok and then I had a drink and I was alright.

While Jeff was in the hospital after checking into the program, the nurses found 20 dollar bills with cocaine in them. Jeff brought in drugs to rehab. When he returned to the clinic he continued the massive shakes and told Dr. Drew he wanted to off himself.

Jeff also almost quit the program, because they wouldn’t let his girlfriend come two hours early to visit him. His girlfriend has been known to bring him drugs in rehab, so they were told to keep an eye on her.Dr. Drew told Jeff what’s what and he decided not to leave. It looks like next week he has an explosion after one of the Baldwin brothers excuses him of bringing in drugs. Good times.

This shit is painful to watch.

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The teaser trailer for the new Star Trek movie leaked. It’s playing before Cloverfield. It’s just a teaser, so nothing to burst your nerd wad over. I screwed a few Trekkies over the years, so I consider myself an official one. If you have had at least 5 Trekkie dicks in you that means you are official. It’s in the rulebook. Check!

The movie comes out this Christmas and stars that dude from Heroes as Spock.

Source: NewsRadio

Thanks Jay

Jessica Alba went furniture shopping last night and two shocking things happened. First, she didn’t cover up her miserable face the way she usually does. Second, she actually cracked a smile! Alba smiles! It was probably just gas which makes sense since she looks like a hard, cold turd in that outfit.

Wenn