Sharon Stone
Phoebe Price Shout Outs Dlisted!!!!!
The most gorgeous and glamorous woman in the entire universe actually said the words “Michael K and Dlisted” last night. I mean the words actually came out of her precious lips. She knows I exist!
Phoebe Price was caught outside of Mr. Chow last night and told CelebTV.com that she wanted to thank everyone at Dlisted for making her “Hot Babe of the Year.” Yes, I know it’s “Hot Slut of the Year,” but PP can call it anything she wants. She’s an elegant and classy woman and doesn’t even know what the word “slut” means. I understand that. You are a “hot” everything PP. Hot mess mostly, but still hot!
Hand me my satin gloves, I can die happy now.
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Operation: Destroy Hannah Montana
A 16-year-old boy was arrested last night after the FBI believed he had plans to hijack a plane and crash it into a Hannah Montana concert. Her music is bad, but it’s not THAT bad. He was taken into custody after getting off a Southwest flight in Nashville from Los Angeles. From Nashville he was supposed to fly to Louisiana.
The FBI said, “His stated intent was to hijack the airplane and commit suicide. He did indicate he intended to die in Louisiana. It appears he had a ticket to Louisiana.”
Sources say he had intended to crash the plane into a Hannah Montana concert on Friday night in Lafayette, Louisiana. In his bag they found handcuffs, duct tape and a type of rope or yarn. His plans were to overthrow the plane. He is currently being held on several state charges and could face Federal charges.
The FBI dismissed the Hannah Montana claims, but methinks Disney got to their asses! They don’t want anyone to know that some people are out to destroy their precious Hannah Montana.
He’s going to overthrow the plane with duct tape? He should have just played the Hannah Montana CD on blast. That would have done the trick. The pilot, crew and everybody else on the plane would have called “mercy.”
Source
Thanks Mark
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Reunited And Smells Like Farts
Carla is back in Britney’s stinky arms! Britney’s assistant, Carla, was out of the picture for a while and it looked like Brit had replaced her, but now she’s back. Nobody can carry a purse or frapp quite like Carla. I’m guessing Brit Brit realized all the hot shit Carla has on her, so she brought her back. I hope Carla got a raise.
The two hit a West Hollywood restaurant where Brit made a call from a pay phone. Perfect photo-op! Brit is just like us. Actually she’s not, because there’s no way I would ever use a pay phone. I once saw a homeless dude piss on a pay phone, so I will never use one ever again.
Wenn