Birthday Sluts

/ January 26, 2008

Paul Newman (83)
Cameron Bright (15)
Sara Rue (29)
Kirk Franklin (38)
Wayne Gretzky (47)
Anita Baker (50)
Ellen Degeneres (50)
Eddie Van Halen (53)
Lucinda Williams (55)
David Strathairn (59)
Scott Glenn (67)

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Sweet Jamie

/ January 25, 2008

Jamie Foxx needs to handle whatever situation his face is going through right now, because it’s not right. Lately he’s been looking beat as hell. He needs to grow a pubestache now! That’s his only hope.

He looks like he’s going to bail me out of the city jail, take me to the halfway house, sit me down at the kitchen table covered with a plastic tablecloth, pour me a cup of Sanka, hand me a stale donut and tell me how I need to turn my life around for the sake of my kids. The bail bondsman look is not working out for him.

He could solve all this by just taking off his clothes. I’m sure those chi-chis are still in mint condition. Here’s Jamie at the Pepsi Stuff Launch Party on Thursday night.

Source (Thanks Crunk)

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Eva LongWHORIA Needs New People

/ January 25, 2008

Eva LongWHORIA wears the worst clothes. Everything she wears looks like it was fished out of a discount bin at the Talbots factory outlet in Lynchburg, VA. That fabric should be on a pillow in Jackie Collins’ sitting room not on a dress. Eva’s hair actually looks pretty cute for once. I’ll give her that. Guess who did it? The Paves! He’s trailing behind her in some of these pics. Don’t worry, he’ll eff her up tomorrow.

Here’s Eva with Paves behind her in London.

Wenn

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