Pass the cheese! NKOTB previews a new song on their website – NKOTB

Shia LaDouche’s cow couture – Towleroad

Another silent birth for Katie Holmes? – Mollygood

Sly Stallone plans yet another Rambo movie – ICYDK

WTF is Britney wearing?! This is illegal! – I’m Not Obsessed

Adnan’s wife wants KFed’s attorney – Celebitchy

Scary Spice is selling her car in a classy way – Holy Moly!

Sculptor Daniel Edwards is responsible for the Britney Spears giving birth statue and the dead Paris Hilton one. He tackles Oprah for his latest work. He calls it “The Oprah Sarcophagus.” He said that he is paying homage to the closest thing America has to a living deity. Great, jack her off more. That’s just what she needs.

Oprah’s probably wet queefing over this one. Actually, Gayle King is probably going to buy this shit. She’s going to place it in her bedroom next to her Oprah “real doll.”

Source: Daily Mail

Which model-turned-actress, who is on her second actor husband, relaxes between shoots with a bong made from an enormous two-liter plastic soda bottle?

Becky Romjin Lettuce? She’s the poor man’s Charlize Theron and we know how much Charlie loves her good shit.

Source: Gatecrasher

That slut Cameron Diaz may have nabbed another hot dude. Gatecrasher reports that Cammy was seen “frolicking” on the beaches of the Bahamas with that hot piece Scott Speedman. He apparently has a house there and Cammy has been making her annoying ass comfortable.

A witness said, “He has a house down there, and they were frolicking on the beach. They were definitely smooching.” Smooching? Frolicking? Who the hell talks like that? That sounds like someone Cammy would say. Shit, she’s probably “the witness.” I wouldn’t doubt it. I could see bitch calling all the papers claiming she’s linked to all these hot dudes.

But why Scott? Why? Cammy has infected yet another one. Anything she touches turns to fug.

“Nightmare on Elm Street” is getting butchered. Variety reports that Michael Bay is currently putting together a remake of the classic horror film. This isn’t a sequel or prequel, it’s a straight-up remake. Just like the recent Halloween and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. They are aiming for a May start.

It’s unlikely that the original Freddy Krueger, Robert Englund, will return. They will most likely cast somebody else in the role. Can I recommend Joan Van Ark? No mask needed!

They better bring back Heather Langenkamp! She’s probably like 60 now, but her career needs to be resurrected!

This movie will suck hedgehog nuts, but it will most likely makes tons of dough. People will see fucking anything. Me included.

No, she didn’t almost drive off a cliff, but she thought she was. Brit Brit took her new black Benz out for a spin last night when one of the paps gave her a “short cut” to get home. The short cut was through the hills and Brit Brit got scared. She got out of her car and started saying how she was “dizzy” and “scared” from being too close to the edge. She started whining about it and the paps agreed to lead her home.

She spoke in that weird British accent the whole time, but it’s not really British. It’s like Chinese, British and some Chester Cheeto accent. It’s basically gibberish.

Brit’s relationship with the paps is so fucking strange. She’s standing there like a little girl and they are saying shit like “ooooh, it’s ok Britney…it’s ok…don’t be scared” while snapping away. It’s like they are petting her head and slapping her in the face at the same time.

Wenn