Brit Is Getting Help, Goes Off On Sam
TMZ claims Brit Brit is getting treated for her mental illness. A psychiatrist apparently comes to her home once a week. She’s also on meds to treat her bipolar disorder. She has seen dozens of doctors, but her condition is severe. One source said that Brit is fine when she’s on her medication, but then she goes off it thinking she’s okay and that’s when her condition gets worse.
A source said, “She has a disease. Sometimes when you see her she’s in the middle of an episode. It’s like mocking someone with Down syndrome.”
Brit, stay on the meds and off the frapps, stay away from Osama and Adnan and maybe everything alright. TMZ also has this video that was taken today of British Brit bitching out Osama. He’s like her fucking puppy. Osama didn’t piss on the wee wee pad and now he’s getting punished!
She orders him to get out of the passenger seat (even though he’s in the driver’s seat) and switch places with her, so she could drive. I sort of love it when Brit Brit gets angry. That’s right Brit. You own his ass and let him know it.
Ty Ty Must Be Stopped
Ty Ty Banks will produce another reality show as a companion to “America’s Next Top Not-Model.” The untitled show will have contestants battling it out to win a position in the fashion industry. It’s being described as a cross between “Devil Wears Prada” and “The Assistant.” Each week contestants will take part in an individual challenge and a group challenge. One by one they will be eliminated.
The CW has ordered 8 episodes and it’s expected to start shooting this April. Ken Mok, one of the executive producers said, “It is a competition show about aspiring assistants looking to become assistant editors at a fashion magazine. At the same time they’re trying to prove themselves as aspiring fashionistas, that they have a sense of style and savvyness, all the things to make it in the fashion world.”
Boresville! Unless one of the challenges involves attacking Anna Wintour’s bob with a machete, I’m not into this shit. The Tyra machine needs to be stopped before it gets out of hand. She really could be come the next Oprah only with a cheaper weave, bigger forehead and even more annoying!
This untitled reality show is just another platform for Tyra to talk about herself and how hard her life has been! Not into it. Stop her nooooooooow.
Announcement For Sale
These two are so fucking full of themselves. UsWeekly reports that Brangelina are planning to sell their baby confirmation and donate the money to charity. It’s pretty obvious that Angie is carrying and the rumor is that she’s holding twins. They have not yet confirmed.
It’s nice that they want to donate the money to charity, but the real winners in this situation is Brad and Angelina. More publicity for them!
Personally, I think she’s going to hold out forever. She’s going to pull a JLo and Xtina and announce she’s pregnant when her water breaks.
If the baby confirmation sells, she should try and sell her ultrasound scan, then maybe a piece of placenta and umbilical cord. Brangaloonies will pay top dollar. Think of all dough she can make for charity! The possibilities are endless.
Afternoon Crumbs
Emokini: Avril Lavigne in a bikini is still annoying – Egotastic!
Gwen Stefani keeps the bump covered – Just Jared
Maggie Gyllenhaal goes lesbo – IDLYITW
Babies don’t like Miley Cyrus (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Paris Hilton takes on Letterman again – Hollywood Tuna
Johnny Depp doesn’t look happy – Popsugar
The most sensuous front-butt – Best Week Ever
How gay is Top Gun? – Cityrag
Jessica Alba in a sack on TRL – A Socialite’s Life
Simon Cowell is proud to be vain – Hollywood Rag