Ethan Hawke’s girlfriend, 28-year-old Ryan Shawhughes, is knocked up with his baby. Ethan met Ryan while he was married to Uma Thurman and she was their nanny. How romantic!

Ethan’s rep told the Associated Press, “I can confirm and they are thrilled. No further details will be made available.”

37-year-old Ethan has two kids with Uma.

I really hope that baby doesn’t inherit his meth face. That would be tragic. Seriously though, congrats to the happy couple. Ryan better hire the ugliest nanny she can find. History may repeat itself.

Someone actually thinks Ryan Seacrest is sexy. Executives and designers at Victoria’s Secret think he has the sexiest smile. Ryan made their 2008 What Is Sexy? list. I know what’s sexy and it’s not Gaycrest.

Coincidentally, Ryan is producing the one-hour “Victoria’s Secret: What Is Sexy? 2008″ special for E! He bought his way on to the list! They claim they put Ryan on their list before he agreed to produce it. Uh huh.

His smile is weak! He doesn’t commit. It’s a half smile. It looks like his cheeks are forcing his mouth to come up. It’s not even a shit grin. It’s weaker than that. There’s a thousand other dudes that have better smiles. He bought his way in.

VS said, “What’s sexy about (Seacrest) is he doesn’t act like he is. We felt that his smile was quite sexy — in a very subtle and innocent and humble way.”

They should have said, “What’s sexy about Gaycrest is his checkbook.” That’s the truth.

Other people on the list include Eva Mendes, Josh Holloway, Posh Spice, Katherine Heigl, Eric Bana, Dane Cook, Fergie and others.

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Thanks Ivanyla

I fucking love Jessica Simpson’s dog, Daisy. Homedog always looks like she’s over it. I would be too if I had to deal with Jess all the time. Daisy is probably a pill-popping bitch. That’s how she copes. Jessica goes through her medicine cabinet thinking “Where the hell did that full bottle of Valium go?” It went down Daisy’s throat followed by a gin martini, that’s where it went.

Daisy always looks so mangy. I’m guessing Jessica tries to get Ken Paves to do her hair, but Daisy knows better. She probably bites that queen when he tries to touch her hair. Daisy is not going to be the fool.

Here’s Daisy with that girl in NYC last night.

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