Coulter for Clinton (if McCain gets the nomination) – Towleroad

Fishsticks is looking knocked up – I’m Not Obsessed

Pap quits his job due to the Brit madness – Mollygood

Sheryl Crow is just jealous, because nobody paps her – Celebitchy

Paul McCartney did not have heart surgery – ICYDK

It’s Blanket Jackson! – Wizbang Pop!

Bill Cosby joins the rap game – Crunk + Disorderly

Courtney Love spoke to Access Hollywood (via PageSix.com)about Britney Spears. Court knows exactly what Brit’s going through, because she has been there.

Court said, “I know exactly what’s going on, having been there. If she doesn’t get help something very, very bad is gonna happen. Marilyn Monroe was strapped to a gurney too, but, other than me and Britney, no one’s ever been strapped to a gurney.”

Courtney, here’s a juice box, go sit in the corner and shut the fuck up. Yes, because being strapped to a gurney is something to brag about. Court’s crazy ass probably thinks it’s glamorous shit. Ok, it sort of glamorous, but only in movies and music videos.

She also said that Brit needs to embrace her bi-polar disorder and appreciate it, “It has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt it’s a genetic condition and it’s a disease. It’s a part of our brain that doesn’t care about consequences, it doesn’t care if our children are gonna be taken away.”

Hmmm…she does have a point, but it’s hard to listen to anything that comes out of Court’s trout lips.

Sam! Turn your crazy ass around and bring that shit to me. Brit Brit does not need In-N-Out right now. I do, but she doesn’t. Sam Lutfi went to visit Brit in the looney bin yesterday and brought her some delicious goodness. They better check that shit at the door, because he probably ground down some Adderall and put it in the meat and that’s not a milkshake, that’s a frapp! Keep that crazy food away from her. Ugh, now I really want In-N-Out. Someone freeze that shit and send it to me.

Sam’s landing strip is so puny. He needs to learn a thing or two from Adnan on how a manly landing strip is done.

Wenn