Britney’s only been out of the hospital for a few hours and there’s already a media shit storm. Shortly after Brit arrived back at home, she was back on the road where several paps cars followed her along with choppers up above. Several local news stations had a live stream of Brit driving through Beverly Hills. She was apparently with a bodyguard. He drove most of the time. They stopped into the Beverly Hills Hotel, but this shit is madness.

It’s like Rear Window. You feel like you shouldn’t be watching this shit, but you can’t help it. Sick. I need a shower.

Phoebe Price was out strolling in West Hollywood yesterday turning heads everywhere. Oh and by “strolling” I mean looking for someone to take her picture. Those people were probably hit with her glamour and didn’t know what to do with themselves. It’s taking them a moment to realize they are staring at beauty in its rawest form.

Look at that woman behind PP! She’s part of the PP Revolution! We must all dye our hair red and get chicken cutlet implants or we can just throw a ball of red yarn on our heads and duct tape cutlets to our cheeks. It’s the same thing.

PP’s dress also looks like a renaissance fair outfit that was repurposed for this very ocassion.

Pacific Coast News

The LA Times reports that Britney Spears was released from the psych ward of UCLA Medical Center today. She checked in almost a week ago. A source said Brit is headed home before seeking additional treatment.

Brit was able to slip out with the help of her private security.

Hopefully, Brit is only checking out to check in somewhere else. Preferably somewhere far from Hollyweird. Daddy Spears needs to keep Frapps, Adnan and Sam away or it’s going to be the same shit all over again.

I’m serious about the Frapp part. That’s the root of all her craziness!

UPDATE: TMZ reports that Brit Brit is back at home. UCLA doctors decided she didn’t pose a threat to herself or any other bitches anymore, so they allowed her to leave. She was apparently expected to be released before the 14-day extension, because she was stable and working with them. Daddy Spears and the lawyer are still conservators. They set that in place before she was released, so they could control her environment outside of the hospital. Let’s hope they get her ass on a plane to Kentwood! Sam Lutfi is coming for her. I can feel it. He’s going to tempt her with Frapps and she’ll definitely take the bait.

Thanks Susan

Harsh lighting go away! Fergie should know better. She should carry around a spotlight for situations like this. She does a lot better with bright, white light shining her face. It washes the meth out. Marc too! I was watching clips from that Marc Jacobs & Louis Vuitton movie shit and I really miss dorky, homely, long-haired, bespectacled Marc Jacobs.

Here’s Fergie looking like she’s trying out for a role in the Valley of the Dolls remake with Marc Jacobs at his show last night. Here’s also Fergie’s M.A.C. Viva Glam ad. Did Photoshop Version 3000 already come out, because she doesn’t look completely tragic here.

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