To Crack With Love

/ February 7, 2008

Amy Wino’s name has been brought up again to write and sing the theme for the Bond movie, Quantum of Solace. The Sun reports that producers have told her if she stays off the drugs until April she can have the job. A source said, “It will have a dark and moody feel so Amy would be absolutely perfect. It’s another fantastic carrot being dangled to encourage her to give up drugs.

MTV asked Daniel Craig about it and he seemed bothered, “Why is everybody ramming (the name) Amy Winehouse out. It’s just way, way off that. Everyone’s speculating about it but we’ve got other things to deal with- there’s no point in writing the song for a movie when we haven’t got a movie.” It’s called planning ahead Danny!

I really can’t think of anybody better to sing this shit. Well, except Heidi Montag, but she will be too busy touring the world and dusting off all her platinum records.

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Rosie Wants To Lose Weight

/ February 7, 2008

I figured Rosie O’Donnell as one of those types that was perfectly fine with the way they looked. The kind of person that really doesn’t give an eff. I guess that type doesn’t really exist. Rosie confessed on her blog that she has been drinking too much and is laying off the bottle, because she wants to drop a few. One reader asked her why she was not drinking beer anymore. Rosie wrote:

cause i was drinking too much
cause i didnt want to anymore
cause it is hard to lose weight wen drinking
cause i can never have only one

cause belly gettin to big
cause kelly culd no longer eat cat
cause belly in way
cause like wen kelly munch muffin
cause belly must go

Rosie didn’t write that last part, but you know that’s the real reason. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Source: Page Six

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