Gawker reports that Fabian Basabe wrote on his blog about an incident during New York fashion week. Fabian was shooting an interview at the W suite in the tents when Tyra Banks’ people busted in and told him to get the hell out. They allegedly said Tyra needed to change her clothes, because she “messed herself.” He goes on to say that they had a change of clothes handy, so he was possibly under the impression that this happens every now and again.

I refuse to believe this! This is lie telling. Tyra Banks does not do poo poo times. She is perfect. They only had a change of clothes handy, because Tyra’s powerful glamour essence tends to melt clothes. She has to change every hour on the hour.

Okay, when I first read this shit (pun intended) the first thing I thought of was ALLI. I almost started taking that crap, but you guys warned me that my ass would be leaking 24-hours a day. It already leaks 17-hours a day and I cherish the 7-hours it doesn’t. Thankfully, I didn’t take that crap.

Hasn’t that dude seen a big Berry before? That berry is ready for the plucking. I would love to see Halle Berry and JLo try and hug. It would be like sumo wrestling. Here’s Halle visiting a friend yesterday. That bodyguard needs to be fired. He’s supposed to be looking out for danger, not looking at her pregnant boobs.

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