Paris Hilton
Morning Wood
Straight boy three-way for Out Mag – Towleroad
William Shatner is not dying (right now) – ICYDK
Joel and Nicole are on diaper duty – I’m Not Obsessed
Javier Bardem as depressed by a bad haircut – Celebitchy
The Rolling Stones are still alive – Mollygood
Forbes Top 10 richest black celebrities – Concrete Loop
Not right! A lion rides a horse – Holy Moly!
Jesse Metcalfe Gets It In The Face
TMZ has a hilarious video of Jesse Metcalfe, better known as the gardener with big tits on Desperate Housewives, getting knocked on his ass outside of a club in L.A. last night. Jesse was talking to Taryn Manning and apparently her friend didn’t like something Jesse said to her. The friend didn’t waste any time and punched Jesse putting his ass on the grass. Jesse gets up like he wants to do something about it, but security breaks them up.
This only way this would be hotter is if Jesse was shirtless. I would love to see those big knockers swaying back and forth. I hope Jesse’s eyebrows didn’t get too messed up. He spends a lot of time on those!
Corey Haim Really Needs A Job
Somebody give this methface a job. Poor Corey Haim took out a full-page ad in Variety begging for someone to hire his ass. I guess the checks from “The Two Coreys” aren’t as wonderful as he would like them to be. Can’t producers put together a “License to Drive Again” movie for him. They don’t even have to release it. They just have to give him the money and go through the motions. That smile is making me laugh and cry at the same time.
I mean..Leonardo DiCaprio must need a new stand-in or something.
Source: Defamer
STFU Jessica Alba!
Jessica Alba told Latina Magazine that she plans to only speak Spanish to her baby, but the problem is….she doesn’t speak Spanish herself. Can someone check this ho’s birth certificate, because I really think she was born yesterday.
Jessica said, “I wish to God that my dad spoke Spanish to my brother and me, but he didn’t grow up with it. Hopefully I can pick it up because I want my kids to speak Spanish. I don’t even want them to speak English for maybe the first two to three years, until pre-school. We’re in the United States so they’re going to learn it anyway.”
She said she regretted not learning Spanish when she was a kid, because it made her feel less Latin. “I got shunned (and) it made me feel really bad, like maybe I’m not (a Latina).”
This dumb ass ho. She doesn’t speak Spanish, but she wants her baby to only speak it? I hope she doesn’t speak at all around this poor baby. It doesn’t need to learn the language known as MORON.
JLo Likes To Plan Ahead
JLo is hoping to have her baby on Valentine’s Day, so she can make the magazine deadlines! Always thinking ahead. MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that JLo already had the February 14th date planned out. A source said, “She didn’t just like it because of the obvious correlation, which is sweet, but she also was happy that it … would easily make the deadline for the weekly magazine covers.”
The source went on to say that JLo is hoping to have a photo shoot with her twinsies in one of the three new nurseries. She reportedly paid $120,000 for each nursery. The nurseries are equipped with imported furniture from France and “some of it has 18 karat gold on the legs and knobs. The rooms will even have crystal chandeliers.”
Who needs magazine covers? That is so old-fashioned She should just live stream the entire event. You just know this bitch is going to be in full hair and make-up with good lighting, white candles and her own music playing. She’s just going to lay there checking her Blackberry while they c-section her ass. Then she will get up, wipe her mouth, glance at the babies, smile and demand a steak dinner.